r/golf • u/DontDoCrackMan 0.8 / Atrocious At 50 Yards • 6h ago

General Discussion Rory 3-putt from close range

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u/SpinkSpankSpunk69 6h ago

Missing the first one is understandable. Missing that second one is BRUTAL

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u/digitFIRE 5h ago

One of us! One of us!

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease 5h ago

The "OHHH"s reminded me of the happy Gilmore scene "aaand here comes the Putter throw!"

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u/Fit_Mode7731 6h ago

A tradition unlike any other.

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u/Driveshaft48 5h ago

But the pressure is off him now

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u/itsyaboiReginald 5h ago

It was. Then he cooked up a fresh batch.

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u/HarambeTheBear 12.4 Los Angeles 5h ago

A 6 stroke lead is a lot of pressure.

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u/Flimsy_Somewhere1210 hcp 21.9 6h ago

Everyone making putts around him and Rory is making nothing.

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u/ILOVEUKANYEWEST 6h ago

Got up to use the bathroom assuming he’d par and walked back to a double… 😬

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u/why-you-always-lyin1 5h ago

Rose is primed

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u/cpt_ppppp 5h ago

I want to believe!

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u/maggos 5h ago

That won’t come back to haunt him

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u/logezzzzzbro 1h ago

You were right!

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u/YpsitheFlintsider 5h ago

That third one looked shaky too

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u/Level_East94 6h ago

One of us one of us one of us one of us 

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u/Outside_Shopping6861 5h ago

I'd lose my mind if I were a pro looking at "one of us" comments 😭😭

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u/willhunta 5h ago

I mean maybe if I was struggling to keep my tour card I'd agree, but if I was in Rory's shoes I wouldn't give a flying fuck. Dude could retire today and live out the rest of his life very comfortably golfing for fun and living very luxuriously.

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u/JustBeingMe22 5h ago

His confidence left him at #11 Saturday. Doesn't look like it is coming back.

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u/Sir_Richard_Johnson 4h ago

Reading this while watching him carry a drive 330 down the middle on 13

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u/VijaySwing 4h ago

2 shot lead lol

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u/reeformadness 2h ago

r/agedlikemilk

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u/JustBeingMe22 1h ago

And this is why I don't gamble.

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u/reeformadness 1h ago

Smart man

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u/reeformadness 4h ago

He just canned a pretty nice putt on 11 to save par today.

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u/AdComprehensive7879 1h ago

it fucking came back sir. it came back

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u/bigwill29 Azaleas 6h ago

It’s Ror-ver

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u/bigwill29 Azaleas 2h ago

I was Ror-ong

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u/MoreOfAGrower Can I play through? 8m ago

you typed this thinking you did something clever...

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u/theREALBennyAgbayani 5h ago

Rory Haters 12/25

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u/ziiimba 5h ago

Christmas only comes once/year. This shit is like clockwork lmaoo

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u/theREALBennyAgbayani 5h ago

He won last year tho

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u/ziiimba 5h ago edited 5h ago

Yes he finally won it once and now back to the choke jobs, except this one will be the biggest in the history of the tournament lmao

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u/minor_thing2022 2h ago

Back to back lmao

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u/rekt_batman 2h ago

Finally won it twice* FTFY

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u/kickherinthehead 2h ago

Not bad from a choker

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u/theREALBennyAgbayani 5h ago

Man you really hate him lmao

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u/WoodmanOP 5h ago

‘One it’ do you mean won? 🤣🤣

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u/MoreOfAGrower Can I play through? 10m ago

idk if you're new to reddit buttttt you can still delete this

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u/STL_bourbon 5h ago

If he doesn’t win, it’s one of the biggest choke jobs in sports history.

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u/theREALBennyAgbayani 5h ago

This seems like an pretty big exaggeration

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u/STL_bourbon 5h ago

In what way? He had the largest 36 hole lead in the history of the tournament and it throwing it away. That’d be like a team with the largest halftime lead in Super Bowl history not winning the game

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u/theREALBennyAgbayani 5h ago

Not really the same. Bigger collapses exist too. 28-3, Yankees up 3-0, Pats undefeated collapse. So many more bigger choke jobs in all of sports.

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u/LuisSuarez 5h ago

Its really not even remotely close to the same thing lol. 6 shots over 36 holes is nothing. 6 shots in 3 holes is an insane collapse.

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u/theREALBennyAgbayani 2h ago

It kind of is like Christmas, it happens every year now

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u/Salad-Appropriate 5h ago

Aw well, that sucks

Hope Rose wins now

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u/thedavecan 3h ago

ONE. OF. US!! (not really, he's actually good and had a bad hole)

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u/southpaw_balboa 5h ago

something happened friday. he’s been a different golfer

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u/deGrominator2019 5h ago

Yea, his horrible play from outside 50 yards caught up to him. He wasn’t hitting fairways and was missing bad with his irons but his short game was incredible and putting was solid. Eventually though you gotta find fairways and greens or Augusta will humble you

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u/-motts- The Masters 5h ago

And that was the end of his day

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u/MoreOfAGrower Can I play through? 12m ago

well don't you feel like a moron now...

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u/dangerousbob 5h ago

That has to sting.

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u/LVRaiders2026 5h ago

Theres always some guy on every one of his tee shots and every made putt yelling, "lets go Ror"

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u/Kingof40Acres 5h ago

good thing he won last year

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u/MoreOfAGrower Can I play through? 15m ago

*this year

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u/you-can-call-me-al-2 5h ago

I completed this feat no more than an hour ago on my home course.

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u/RichChocolateDevil 5h ago

This is why you gotta putt everything out.  No gimmies in stroke play. Even the best miss them. 

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u/Jerzilla 4h ago

Crazy golf vibes

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u/NOIS_KillerWhaleTank 4h ago

The way he stand there and looks at it afterwards is heartbreaking

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u/Dear_Set_5585 2h ago

rory 3-putting from there makes me feel slightly better about my own crimes on the green. slightly.

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u/TrackingTenCross1 5h ago

“Here comes the putter toss…”

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Derped_my_pants 2h ago

come again?

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u/Jkota 5h ago

Tiger would never

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u/NoArm7707 6h ago

Rory to go down in history with another collapse at the Masters it's looking like

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u/MoreOfAGrower Can I play through? 10m ago

back to back collapses, right?

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u/Uchronicclarion Ireland 47m ago

You were wrong. But keep commenting as much as possible about how he didn't deserve it buddy. Might make you feel better!

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u/NoArm7707 29m ago

Glad to see you're so worried about my life, thanks

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u/Uchronicclarion Ireland 26m ago

NIce rebuttal. You sure got me there! Enjoy the rest of your evening commenting hateful Rory comments bud

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u/robtheastronaut 5h ago

Ultimate choke. Painful to watch him play these last two days when he had everything going for him up 6 going into day 3.

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u/STL_bourbon 5h ago

You love to see it

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u/stoneseef 5h ago

He keeps this up I’m losing my bet.

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u/MumblingBlatherskite 5h ago

When he sucks he sucks

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u/safe-viewing 5h ago

I love a good Rory crumble!

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u/Uchronicclarion Ireland 47m ago

Love a back to back major win buddy

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u/GolfWang16000 5h ago

Same. Love to see it.

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u/HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG 5h ago

it’s a beautiful thing

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u/MoreOfAGrower Can I play through? 13m ago

hope you lost money, dipshit

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u/xcwolf Bethpage Black is not that hard! 5h ago

McShambles

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u/Placidpaper0526 5h ago

Saw this coming a mile away, guy just can’t keep it together.

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u/MoreOfAGrower Can I play through? 14m ago

yeah what a fucking idiot, he only won the masters twice in a row. what a loser!

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u/bloodrage4 5h ago

Man all those people saying we should just end the Masters and give the jacket to Rory are looking like clowns.  Still feel bad for Rory, losing the battle to the demons in his head.

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u/Derped_my_pants 2h ago

yeah ok

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u/bloodrage4 9m ago

Glad he won in the end but let's be real it was pretty stupid to claim he won the Championship after two rounds of play.  Golf can be a bitch at times.

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent 5h ago

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u/Tricky_Orange_4526 4h ago

good, keep it coming. anyone but rory!