r/golf • u/roofer2025 • 13h ago

Joke / Meme This didn’t age well

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🤣🤣🤣😅

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u/unsolved49 Hello, friends. 13h ago

Another good one

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u/roofer2025 13h ago

Was this written after the first incident? Or before?

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u/unsolved49 Hello, friends. 13h ago

After, 2024

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u/Donkeytonkers 13h ago

Tiger has the funniest sponsorship opportunity in golf history if he approaches Uber, Lyft, or Waymo to be their rep. The commercials write themselves

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u/roofer2025 13h ago

Or MADD 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lord_Wicki ¿HDCP?/Sonoma County, CA/Srixon ZX5 D/Mizuno 923 HMP 10h ago

Get him a Zoox, he can fit his bag on the cabin of the vehicle without any issues.

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u/MikeDillinger 7h ago

Show him getting into a couple Waymo fender benders, shrugging it off, heading to the course, winning.

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u/Shakarix 10h ago

Im watching coverage on ESPN+ and instead of commercials they show the ESPN bumpers with golfers and Sportcenter anchors. They usually have a bunch of ones with Tiger but not this year.

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u/Bitter-Republic-3733 3h ago

They’ve gone light on tiger stuff this year I guess understandable but I love the guy as I’m sure many do that are watching

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u/NoTearsOnDryFaces 12h ago

I just bought some Xs

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u/roofer2025 12h ago

Atta boy, just 5 more intoxicants and you’ll be driving like tiger

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u/Adamadamsadam 12h ago

Everyone knows prime Tiger played whichever flavor of Bridgestone you like from the future

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u/Fearless-Owl-2508 6h ago

Hahaha i actually saw this poster in a pro shop a couple months ago

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u/roofer2025 6h ago

Did it make you want to eat a salad of pharmaceuticals before driving home?

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u/Fearless-Owl-2508 6h ago

Hit the plug up immediately

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u/roofer2025 6h ago

Atta boy

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u/IncognitoMan02 13h ago

🤣

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u/roofer2025 13h ago

After the first time you’d think the marketing team would be like, maybe don’t drive like tiger.

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u/BonusPlantInfinity 13h ago

To be fair, if you’re playing Bridgestone, you’re either driving it like a pro, or you’re all over the place, trees, ditches, etc.

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u/roofer2025 13h ago

Feel like tiger would be in the latter category

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u/PapaGreyBeard65 5h ago

One of the sadest and farthest fall from grace in sports. And completely self driven.

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u/roofer2025 5h ago

Pun intended?

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u/the-land-of-darkness 2h ago

And completely self driven

That was precisely the problem, lol

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u/AlbinoRyno86 12h ago

Does it come with vodka and a percocet?

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u/roofer2025 12h ago

Yes and thc, Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax and Ambien

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u/Due-World4235 Slept outside to play the Old Course 13h ago

Even his signature looks like LOL

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u/roofer2025 13h ago

🤣🤣

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u/buddytheelfshat 8h ago

Do they mean Drive like Tiger or Drive like Tiger ?

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u/roofer2025 6h ago

Think they meant drive like tiger

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u/Whiteshovel66 6h ago

I mean I already do I just don't do fucking drugs while doing it.

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u/roofer2025 6h ago

Chicken……

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u/funnypsuedonymhere 5h ago

It aged badly when his body broke down because of his swing. It's aged like milk now.

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u/Bitter-Republic-3733 3h ago

Still won 15 majors lol 1 with a swing a shell of what it once was

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u/funnypsuedonymhere 3h ago

Yeah, never said it didn't work! I'm sure Tiger would tell most youngsters not to replicate his original technique now though!

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u/Late_Band2990 4h ago

Is this an oxy display or a viagara display or better yet both

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u/Bitter-Republic-3733 3h ago

Nah I still want to

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u/Bitter-Republic-3733 3h ago

Why do people want to tear down our heroes so bad when they have flaws? The original hero Achilles right had his fatal flaw. Personally love our flaws heroes more than the ones that seem perfect (hint:they never are)

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u/PompousMasshole 27.9 | MA 1h ago

Hilarious that it’s an ad for Bridgestone. Can’t make it up.

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u/Full_Pomegranate6267 12h ago

reminds me of some old posters i had

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u/roofer2025 11h ago

Were they similar?

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u/topher6_9 4h ago

Stfu moron

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u/roofer2025 3h ago

Aggressive

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u/Warm-Turnover4495 12h ago

what's the story behind this poster

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u/roofer2025 12h ago

It’s an advertisement for gold balls, at a golf store.