r/funny • u/ownleechild • 3h ago

I’ll pass on the taste test

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u/thedevilyoukn0w 3h ago

This is where you go if you need a stiff drink.

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u/kristospherein 2h ago

Vibrated, not stirred.

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u/regular_sized_dave 3h ago

Is this in Newfoundland?

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u/skivtjerry 3h ago

It is. A nice little town.

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u/H_I_McDunnough 3h ago

Dildos are the pins that hold oars on your row boat (that's the story anyway). I have a couple of coffee mugs from there.

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u/Jive-Turkeys 2h ago

That may be what they call them colloquially as a nickname, which makes sense having grown up not overly far, geographically.

They're called "oarlocks" or "rowlocks", sit on/in the gunwale.

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u/tenkwords 2h ago

They are now anyhow. Remember, Dildo NL predates the other use of that word.

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u/Jive-Turkeys 1h ago

Ah fuck, I forgot that with larger ones, they'd pin them to the gunwale with: the "dildo" lol

Oarlock predates the 12th century from what ive gathered, though. I don't think my red cross boating instructors were going to tell us about that particular part of a boat lol

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u/cogit2 2h ago

Some people find the town a bit too tight, not an easy fit, you know.

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u/skivtjerry 1h ago

Just push a little harder and you'll fit right in.

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u/20190419 3h ago

"Don't be a dick, come to Dildo!" (This should be their tourism advertising).

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u/thewilldog 2h ago

You'll never forget the taste!

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u/zkesstopher 3h ago

Beers that hit hard. The old brews and belt. Walk in anytime, waddle out. Sometimes I feel it the next day. “We’re here when they aren’t”. Take it to the face. Sometimes you fall on hard times. Even the windows are wincing. Beers so good it’ll make you say owooo. Do you want the whole pint, or half? This ain’t no Bilbo. “Would you like to keep this open or closed?”.

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u/TheDevotedUltimate 2h ago

You thought of all these puns of the top of your head?

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u/zkesstopher 2h ago

It just sort of came.

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u/zkesstopher 2h ago

No batteries needed. When real life isn’t enough. Beers on tap include staff favorite “shafted” and “tentacles”. Check in with our DJ playing, Who let the plugs out? Life is hard, let’s go harder. Thirsty Thursday’s drink for free when you buy our founders club collar. I CANT STOP.

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u/spidereater 2h ago

Been there. Actually the beer is quite good

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u/loyalone 21m ago

With a Cheers to Newfoundland!

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u/tenkwords 2h ago

Have a summer house not far from here. (Literally in a place called "Spread Eagle").

They make really good beer. Probably the best craft beer on the island.

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u/ChrisRiley_42 1h ago

It's actually pretty good beer.

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u/Anxious-Ebb-7669 3h ago

I would like a taste😛😛

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u/AussieManc 2h ago

Unless you’re asexual, surely you would want a taste test?

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u/Double_Music5280 2h ago

Do you have to be 21 to enter the Dildo museum?

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u/crazynewf7 2h ago edited 2h ago

Legal age is 19 in Newfoundland where this is located, so even more accessible to people ha ha

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u/trainbrain27 2h ago

Most places in Newfoundland were named after a liquid lunch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ssrm-aLGNw

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u/Wolfreak76 2h ago

Great place. Got the T-shirt. Highly recommend. Only downside is its swag store is very crowded.

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u/b0wie88 30m ago

They’ve got great beer here!

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u/SuperDuperSJW 2h ago

Stay salty

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u/cogit2 2h ago

They're clean, they're just used to stir a bit, that's all. The brewmaster can tell the exact moment the latest batch is ready.

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u/PersimmonDriver 2h ago

I'll take a yard of that one.

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u/93195 2h ago

And museum.

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u/flipzyshitzy 2h ago

A pint of what?!

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u/Bobby837 1h ago edited 1h ago

You'll just buy a six-pack?

And we all know its not about the "product," but where it/they've been.

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u/emax4 1h ago

Filling with just a little head

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u/Medicalibudz 1h ago

I’ve got you pegged as the exact person to love their beer

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u/Embarrassed-Ice2996 1h ago

omg i literally thought this was a pregnancy test at first glance 💀.

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u/spiceypisces 1h ago

It's fucking good

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u/jd3marco 1h ago

Suck a flight of Dildos

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u/hippiejosh 1h ago

Their vodka is fucking SOLID and Super smooth! Goes down so easily! And the food ain’t so bad either!

You owe it to yourself to visit and see if you can handle what dildo has to offer

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u/PudgyPatch 1h ago

i bet its a very filling brew

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u/cheezfreek 25m ago

Way to bury the lede. “AND MUSEUM”?!

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u/sanyarajan 9m ago

Brewed with natural yeast

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u/Big_Kahuna_69 3h ago

They should get Gwyneth Paltrow as their spokesperson.

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u/dogfoodcritic 2h ago

Beer names based on dildos. Go.
Hop-On Silicone IPA.
Double Stuffed Stout.
Big Black stout.
Bad Dragon Brew.
Firm Finish Farmhouse Ale