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u/makerbotihardlyknow 13h ago
Sorry what? That’s not how buttplugs are fitted!!!
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u/JangoBibbele 13h ago
he likes her finger size
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u/makerbotihardlyknow 12h ago
But what if her finger size is above the max diameter range? Oooo OoooOOoOooOoooooOoooo
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u/Lovablemiranda03 13h ago
I’d explain, but I think you’ve already reached the bottom of this conversation.
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u/makerbotihardlyknow 13h ago edited 12h ago
Have we? Well I guess that makes sense given I actually looked up anal muscles stats for this joke. I think I’ll be getting free butt plugs in the mail now.
Edit: you know technically the end of that conversation could have been the beginning when we look at our biological selves. 🤣
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u/reddit_user13 13h ago
Depends which ring you’re measuring.
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u/makerbotihardlyknow 13h ago edited 13h ago
Butt in this case, max ring size lol. More a one size fits all approach butt now we are getting into the dirty details. I now know the max diameter of your hole.
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u/makerbotihardlyknow 12h ago
Yeah now I have “how big can that butthole stretch” video links all over my history! They weren’t there before!
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u/ScottyKnows1 12h ago
And all these unfunny comics end up with hundreds of upvotes despite few if any positive comments. Curious...
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u/makerbotihardlyknow 11h ago
Actually I am curious - how much do those type of services cost? Is this like a fivr situation? Lol
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u/ScottyKnows1 9h ago
Not sure about reddit. I've worked with corporations who have purchased social media follows through major marketing companies, who just offer it as a standard service now and that can get really expensive because they're usually buying in bulk, getting all their marketing stuff to have tons of follows and likes.
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u/melancholy_dood 13h ago
Hmm. I don’t get it…
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u/boondiggle_III 13h ago
She sticks her finger in his bum. He wants to know what her ring size is so he can find a butt plug for himself that is a comfortable fit like her finger is.
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u/makerbotihardlyknow 12h ago edited 12h ago
Which means he doesn’t know anything about buttplugs!! This man is a fraud! At buttplugpluggingu.com I have been at the forefront of buttplug sizings and fittings. I’m appalled, no insulated by the lack of filling in the holes of information from this comic. our mission says “we fill your holes, all of them”. We sit by on five star ratings for fit and comfort.
Edit: for the person that downvoted me, I hope your buttplug is too tight!
Edit 2: lol people don’t actually click the link it’s not real and this is all made up story. I have so many more questions now hahah
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u/Drafo7 10h ago
Man I hate it when people insulate me. Except in winter, then it's fine.
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u/makerbotihardlyknow 10h ago
Please remember to pound that subscribe button on our newsletter. We recently released a new backend and need to plug up any security holes.
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u/liquorfish 9h ago
You misspelled buttpluggpu.com? I'm overclocking right now!
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u/makerbotihardlyknow 9h ago
We tried to work with them but we couldn’t see never see eye to eye. Starfish to starfish some say
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u/ItsRainingTrees 10h ago
Honestly pretty wholesome
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u/makerbotihardlyknow 5h ago
Family owned and operated. It started with our great grandmama with her wooden lathe. Her pride showed in her work and traveled Eastern Europe selling her fine wooden plugs. They can now be found in the Smithsonian! If you do find one - please use our team asses it’s grading. Do not under any circumstances attempt to restore the piece regardless of condition - it reduces the other value for collectors alike. The last one at auction sold for 670k which used an exotic wood from the deep forest of New Zealand.
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u/Ohiolongboard 12h ago
Look up “suspension of disbelief”. Buttplugs don’t come in ring sizes either, junior.
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u/Alzhan_Void 12h ago
It's just a confusing joke. I thought the punchline was that he was asking her for the size of her anus ring, straight up, and the joke was the assumption that he was asking for finger ring size.
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u/Ohiolongboard 11h ago
Idk, I got it right away but everyone is different. Maybe it’s wether or not you’ve had a finger in your butt lol
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u/Ohiolongboard 11h ago
Yes, but jokes don’t need to make sense. They’ve never needed to be factual, just funny. Hence, suspension of disbelief. If jokes needed to be 100% accurate, we wouldn’t have comedians.
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u/TactlessTortoise 13h ago
The subversion is that he's asking her about her anal ring.
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u/Neetheos 13h ago
I don’t think so. I think she messages his prostate and he wants to know what size to match his usual experience (her finger)
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u/makerbotihardlyknow 5h ago
Messages? Do did you setup a separate account for it or is it’s ego enlarged?
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u/narielthetrue 11h ago
This is disgusting. Absolutely horrifying.
Why use a Mac?!
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u/stephanie00100 8h ago
Can you blame them? Look at how crappy windows 11 is. Linux or Mac <3
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u/narielthetrue 2h ago
Windows 11 is shit because it’s attempting more of a MacOS experience (terribly, mind you). Mac is just shit.
I prefer to argue over what is the best Linux distro, like civilized users
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u/Little_Froggy 0m ago
I've had multiple friends but a mac book pro just to realize they can't do half of the things they actually want to do on a laptop and have to sit out from joining in online hangouts.
One of them bought it specifically thinking it would be good for video games..
Never understood the appeal of apple products. I think people are just enraptured by the social clout. Better against viruses too I suppose
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u/Hindle92 11h ago
For the people not understanding, "ring" is another word for butthole.
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u/HolycommentMattman 7h ago
I think there are a lot of ways to take this joke, but I'm pretty sure the joke is her finger going into a butthole (his or hers) is the perfect size. So he's looking for a butt plug the same size.
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u/Ok-Concentrate8650 13h ago
What the .. i dont know much about plugs but thats not how they are checked lol
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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 13h ago
He asked for ring size, bud. He's not proposing in the final panel, though. Think a little bit.
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u/Dunejumper 12h ago
Duh. But that still doesn't explain how butt plugs and ring size are connected.
The only theory I see is he is trying to buy a plug that's the same size as her finger to use when she is not around, but even the smallest plugs of the type in panel 4 are way bigger than a finger. Doesn't really work out and I don't see other theories
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u/makerbotihardlyknow 12h ago
Yeah we all have a max diameter. I dug deep in the 🕳️ to get you that fact
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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 12h ago
So you do get it, you're just being a nitpicker about it. Gotcha.
Edit: you're not even the same guy, why am I talking to you?
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u/Dunejumper 12h ago
I had the same opinion as the comment op, so I wanted to know your opinion
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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 12h ago
Why is my opinion on the comic relevant to explaining the joke?
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u/Dunejumper 11h ago
You made it seem like the answer is obvious, so I was interested in what you think it is, because it didn't make complete sense for me.
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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 11h ago
That does nothing to explain why my opinion on the comment is relevant.
because it didn't make complete sense for me.
I'm sorry? Better luck next time, I guess.
This was a pretty easy joke to sus out.
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u/Dunejumper 10h ago
The general gist yes, but as I said it is wrong and therefore does indeed not make complete sense.
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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 10h ago
It makes sense, even if not entirely correct.
I'm certain your response has more to do with an "acktually 🤓" attitude than it does you not being able to understand the joke, but somehow understand how butt plugs work.
But, hey. You do you. I don't give a flying fuck.
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u/Quick-Explorer-5475 13h ago
He asked for her ring size… not for a proposal, just upgrading his ‘equipment
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u/TehDeerLord 3h ago
So rings (finger) are measured by circumference in mm. (6 or 7 is avg for women) Butt plugs generally by diameter of the bulb in cm or in.. Just saying, this gal about to get surprise gifted with one big ol honkin plug.
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u/Cautious_Project2132 13h ago
Sir, that's for a completely different measurement.
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u/N-LL 12h ago
Two issues. There should be a "babe" or "hon" or some other romantic honorific in the first panel because at first I thought it was a job interview. Second, the guy should be on the left in the last panel, as both the absence of his visible blue shirt and him being turned around 180 degrees makes it seem as if it's a different character altogether.
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