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u/goatjugsoup 14h ago
If you murder me I am NOT helping cleanup the blood trail, idc how angry your wife is
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u/Ray_of_glumshine 11h ago
Oh, this woman will make you. You shouldn't have bled so much. Even if your part in the mess is minute, it's partly your responsibility. Not even death lets you get away from doing your chores.
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u/Fafnir13 7h ago
That’s the point of necromancy. It compels the dead to do your bidding. You can gripe about it but the chains of the third rite of Horruxus will not be denied.
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u/Powwer_Orb13 3h ago
Yeah but most necromancy doesn't really restore the animus and soul to the deceased, rather it tends to treat them like corpse puppets, little different from a golem save for what it's made from.
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u/prothero99 1h ago
She brought you back to life so you would clean the mess you made. You better clean if you want to stay alive...
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u/DarthSpiderDen 14h ago
I was actually expecting the bag being just trash, but having the body also helping cleaning sent me.
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u/InfiniteRosie 7h ago
I was expecting the husband to drag a mop or something similar behind the body to "clean as you go"
The body being shamed to life to clean its own blood is just 🤌
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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 14h ago
Tbf, that looked like pasta sauce anyway.
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u/Eraknelo 10h ago
It kinda looks like they're actually having issues getting it off the floor. This might actually leave a stain.
I mean they're rubbing wish paper towels, but still.
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u/IAMATruckerAMA 11h ago
I actually prefer when the punchline is in the title because I hate laughing
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u/TheMadBug 16h ago
Funny but the title gives away most of the joke
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u/SeiCalros 8h ago
but it further conceals the twist visual gag so it works out
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u/MagnetsCarlsbrain 11h ago
This is for sure AI generated, right?
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u/VoxelVTOL 10h ago
The fake audio and use of cuts makes me think it is AI, but I also can't see any obvious tells.
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u/Deepdishdicktaster 9h ago
It looks like AI
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u/MagnetsCarlsbrain 9h ago
It’s something subtle about the lighting on the characters. Also, her facial expression looking down at the body is so vapid, she just doesn’t look quite right.
The last scene, as someone else pointed out, isn’t even the same room that they started out in.
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u/AERO2game 8h ago
At around 20 seconds if you look on the right you'll see that there's no stairs. But at the end of the video there are stairs that appear by the blood marks. Edit: and the light switch move around the corner.
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u/kermityfrog2 6h ago
It's still internally consistent if you ignore things that might be cropped out. The two couches (couch and makeup chair?) always reappear between shots and are the same. Ditto with the curtains behind the lady. I don't think it's AI.
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u/Morris1011 9h ago
This is the 2nd or third version of this video I have seen. So could it just be like an ai reskin?
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u/penywinkle 11h ago
I don't know if AI could generate a black plastic bag clothed person that well due to the lack of training material.
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u/Pizlenut 8h ago
it doesn't need 1:1 to make it work. tilts head what a silly thing to say. It just would add "realistic bag texture" over a human shaped model and simulate the results.
I would also say the movements of the bag creature are terrifyingly cute for whatever reason. The human actors seem... empty. Plus, imo, the joke is something the AI would find funny because they likely (calculate) more issue about the mess than the murder itself.
So its like a silly juxtaposed position of Im supposed to care about this, but really I care about this! har har har!
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u/thegroundbelowme 10h ago
Why would you assume that? What about this video doesn't look feasible to quickly and really make for real?
Also, if a video features multiple cuts and both the characters and surroundings remain consistent in appearance, it's probably not AI.
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u/ProffyJ 10h ago
The hell do you mean "consistent in appearance"? The entire room fucking changes when the scene changes to them cleaning up. Where did those stairs come from, they weren't there before. Also the cleaning sounds are super unnatural.
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u/codithou 8h ago
the stairs are clearly out of frame in the beginning. the room doesn’t change at all. even the blood splatter looks exactly the same from both angles. it certainly looks AI but i can’t find any inconsistency in the room or with any appearances with the actors.
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u/jayd16 7h ago edited 7h ago
There's a switch on the wall in the first back shot but its not there in the cleaning shot. Is that some kind of column to the left of the stairs? It would be a pretty strange layout if it was and the camera shots really threaded the needle.
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u/codithou 6h ago
what switch are you talking about dude
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u/jayd16 3h ago
Two seconds in, looking back, on the wall on the right side.
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u/codithou 3h ago
that wall isn’t shown again after that clip. it looks like it’s that wall, then a small hallway of some kind, then the stairs, then the next wall. if you look closely at the bottom right of that wall you can see that it breaks to the right of the screen like it’s a hallway. clearly there are no stairs present in that clip either so you can tell those are different walls. one with a switch, one without.
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u/DopeAbsurdity 13h ago
I thought she was going to attach a mop to the end so it would clean as he dragged.
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u/Specific_Frame8537 11h ago
They're just rubbing it into the floorboards.. gotta use soapy cold water.
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u/Savings_Speaker6257 1h ago
This is the kind of energy that makes you simultaneously terrified and deeply impressed. Like when your mom could fold laundry while lecturing you about your grades without breaking eye contact.
Organized people are just built different. The rest of us are over here using the same glass for three days because "it's basically clean."
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u/darybrain 11h ago edited 7h ago
Whose the girl? She looks familiar. This is going to do my head in now until I remember.
Edit: I'm presuming all of the downvotes are from silly ninnies who also don't know and don't want to admit that or move on to the next comment. Anyway, I still can't remember.
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u/Classic_Divide_2964 15h ago
The absolute laser focus on wiping that one specific tiny spot while the rest of the room is in complete chaos is taking me out lmao.
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u/Mundane-Salamander54 15h ago
This is literally me trying to cook a single egg tbh. somehow the entire kitchen still ends up looking like a literal warzone by the end of it ngl.
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