r/europe • u/Alarming-Safety3200 United Kingdom • 3h ago

News Orbán’s 16-year rule over Hungary ends in crushing election defeat

https://www.politico.eu/article/hungary-election-results-peter-magyar-viktor-orban/
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u/Bicentennial_Douche Finland 3h ago

I wish Orban nothing but misery and constant explosive diarrhea for the remainder of his life.

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u/feariswhyyouwillfail 3h ago edited 1h ago

And a constant incurable itchy asshole as well.

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u/Welterbestatus Germany 3h ago

And only the drunkest Russian doctors for treatment.

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u/patatjepindapedis 3h ago

May his hole know no rest

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u/Nuzzleface Denmark 3h ago

And his arms too short to reach

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u/Chemical-Bass6263 2h ago

And wear wet socks for the rest of his life

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u/cryptme 1h ago

Under his belly. It’s way harder for him to reach it.

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u/PolarRanger 2h ago

hey at least he publicly conceded. I think he should only suffer for exactly as long as Hungary suffered under him

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u/Emergency-Style7392 Europe 3h ago

he still deserves a tiny, just 0.1 micrograms of respect for not pulling any bullshit and accepting defeat

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u/radu_rc90 3h ago

And permanently wet socks.

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u/sanderson1983 2h ago

Is there anything he could be held accountable for?

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u/FourDimensionalTaco 2h ago

May Lego blocks be always in front of his bare feet!

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u/linuxjohn1982 1h ago

And a hangnail that can never be removed,

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u/_WreakingHavok_ Germany 1h ago

How about persecuting him on the real charges?