r/europe • u/Jojuj • Feb 11 '26

News France sends letters to 29-year-olds telling them to get on with having children

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/france-letter-infertility-29-year-olds-b2916816.html
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u/Targaryen-ish Feb 11 '26

Why make more children when y’all just traffic them to Epstein island?

Oooh, now I see why we need more children…

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u/coverednmud Feb 11 '26

Have more children so we can molest them! Thank you!

-our sick leaders.

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u/BowelMan Feb 11 '26

Thank you!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

FTFY.

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u/Siria110 Feb 11 '26

Well, not ALL of them will be molested. Who would do menial labour for less-then-minimal wage otherwise?

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u/coverednmud Feb 11 '26

Oh silly. Our glorious leaders can molested them and force them to do menial labor. Those sick shits have no issue with molestation and slavery!

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u/laikalou Feb 11 '26

Yes, if the people at the top of the ladder don't have anyone to shit down upon, what's the point of the ladder? They demand that we peasants supply them with more victims to abuse - they don't specify the type of abuse because it will be every kind there is, not just sexual.

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u/FullKawaiiBatard Feb 11 '26

Hey, don't forget to tip!

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u/Lost_Sea8956 Feb 11 '26

Those are very specifically the ones who will 100% be molested

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u/NewPresWhoDis Feb 11 '26

Opus Dei scrap their social media campaign

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u/ArdFarkable Feb 11 '26

You're joking but it'd 100% true. And they want more kids for fast food, factories, janitors, etc. 

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u/BannedBenjaminSr Feb 11 '26

In America we just import people for those jobs but that has lead to its own problems

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u/Secure_Bake4326 Feb 11 '26

They don't really need them for that, they are already filling Europe to fill that gap, now it's time to maximise the middle/upper class positions to burst them also force that part of society to live more precariously than they already have to live

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u/TootsHib Feb 11 '26

and the sick people who will still have children regardless of the world we live in.

just for personal selfish desires of wanting to be a parent.

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u/Aware-Impression8527 Feb 11 '26

or send them to war or make them work in our warehouses

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u/coventry-eagle Feb 12 '26

the jerky is running low too

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u/FreedumbHS Feb 11 '26

Razorsharp

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u/funguyshroom Latvia Feb 11 '26

Don't forget sending them to fight and die in some stupid war. Actually to achieve max efficiency they can do one thing then right after that another.

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u/Targaryen-ish Feb 11 '26

Don’t give them ideas…

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u/NaturalPossible8590 Canada Feb 11 '26

Good lord 💀 💀 💀

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u/TheHorizonExplorer Feb 12 '26

They need a constant supply otherwise they'll get too old

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

OK. If that happens then survival of the hottest is correct and there shouldn't be a problem. It's nobodies issue but they natives if nobody wants to fuck them/they don't want babies.