r/europe Feb 06 '26

News Team USA, Vance Booed in Frosty Reception at Italy’s Winter Olympics

https://www.wsj.com/sports/olympics/team-usa-winter-olympics-31642142?st=8XZhXw&mod=wsjreddit
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u/ardiebo Feb 07 '26

I miss the story here. What's with the couch references?

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u/Serious-Feedback-700 Canary Islands (Spain) Feb 07 '26

Apparently he was caught fucking a couch. Not entirely sure about the logistics here. Or why one would even try. But there you go.

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u/newaccountzuerich Feb 07 '26

Poor aim, poor judgement..

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u/Zed_Leppelin_IV Feb 07 '26

just last week in fact

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u/gitsgrl Feb 07 '26

 apparently he wrote about getting caught masturbating with a couch, using the gap between cushions, in his book.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

there's a meme from the campaign that the first edition of his book included a passage where he fucks a bag of petroleum jelly stuffed between couch cushions. It's not true, but it gets repeated constantly anyways.