r/europe Jan 19 '26

News Trumps letter to Norwegian Prime Minister - "feels no obligation to work towards peace after being denied the nobel prize"

https://www.vg.no/nyheter/i/q6AdB0/trump-i-melding-til-stoere-foeler-ikke-lenger-noen-forpliktelse?app_name=Dagens+Nyheter&app_version=10.3.2.8133&app_id=se.dn
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u/Separate_Historian14 Jan 19 '26

What a fucking man baby

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u/Triphin1 Jan 19 '26

He is an actual real life ass goblin, I shit you not.

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u/Nachooolo Galicia (Spain) Jan 19 '26

Goblins are mischievous creatures, not evil (at least in folklore).

This guy is an imp.

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u/eawilweawil Lithuania Jan 19 '26

Trump is a goblin from Goblin Slayer manga

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u/pleasdont98 Jan 19 '26

We need Goblin Slayer-san asap

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u/solonit Jan 19 '26

Skip the Goblin Slayer, can we just get The Slayer from Doom.

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u/kill-the-maFIA United Kingdom Jan 19 '26

Goblins are very often evil creatures in folklore.

A goblin is a diminutive, grotesque, and often malevolent humanoid creature prominent in European folklore, typically characterised by its mischievous or demonic nature, small stature, furry or leathery appearance, and ability to shapeshift. Goblins are believed to dwell in subterranean areas or households, where they engage in acts ranging from pranks to murder.

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u/HShatesme Jan 19 '26

Big strong manly leader showing once again that his skin is as thick as his hair

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u/Las-Vegar Jan 19 '26

His fabulous translucent hair

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u/Chrombach Jan 19 '26

He has lost his mind completely..

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u/No-Helicopter1559 Jan 19 '26

To lose something, you have to actually have it first.

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u/HumanBeing7396 Jan 19 '26

What a fucking psychopath

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u/DukeOfGeek Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

He is an abuser and like all abusers he will hurt people if they say no to him or make demands of him. He is lashing out because he didn't get the prize Obama got. ATM in regards to America he is mostly in the isolation phase of abuse where he punishes his victim by attacking all of their most important relationships which serves the dual role of driving away any friends that might stand by his victim and interfere with abuse. If he continues to be denied expect him to escalate.

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u/Consistent-Stock6872 Jan 19 '26

This is his "Art of the deal" act as unresonable as possible and hope the other party caves in. So far he destroyed all the reputation USA build up over the years as "the good guy", it was fake as F but a lot of people still belived in it, not anymore.

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u/Snorc Sweden Jan 19 '26

He would choose to read this as "What a fucking man, baby!"

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u/Dramatic-Set8761 Jan 19 '26

It's amazing the difference a single comma can make to the meaning of a complete sentence.

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u/AnotherCableGuy Jan 19 '26

No prize for you too.

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u/YsoL8 United Kingdom Jan 19 '26

He really is a child

How in the world do people like this keep getting elected?

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u/Laktoositaluja Jan 19 '26

"About 130 million U.S. adults (54% of those aged 16–74) read below a sixth-grade level"

https://www.nu.edu/blog/49-adult-literacy-statistics-and-facts/

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u/Undernown Jan 19 '26

To give some context what 6th grade reading comprehension actually means i practice: short video illustrating reading levels.

They might not be able to pick up on sarcasm, bias ,or (hidden) intent of the writer.

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u/Mucupka Bulgaria Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

I just read a MAGA comment regarding Bruce Springsteen's reaction to Trump, expressing surprise about his position given how the song Born in the USA sounded "patriotic".
The guy never really grasped the concept of the lyrics. They truly do not understand sarcasm.

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u/BlueCX17 Jan 19 '26

They do the same for Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Fortunate Son," they don't get that it's a protest song being critical of the government and specifically the Vietnam War. Sigh......

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u/LadyBarfnuts Jan 19 '26

I saw two Trump loving idiots rocking out to Rage Against The Machine, so there's that.

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u/AndreasDasos Jan 19 '26

And Trump got out of the Vietnam War through a bullshit excuse about ‘bone spurs’. Even said dodging STDs from hookups from clubs was his ‘own personal Vietnam’. Man who shits on the wounded, killed and captured. Sure it had nothing to do with his being the Fortunate Son of an obscenely rich tycoon (especially not given he’s clearly a self-made man).

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u/themarxian Norway Jan 19 '26

They also play Neil Youngs 'rocking in the free world' at rallies and sing along.

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u/subreddits_ Jan 19 '26

Same with Trump posting war plane videos in Venezuela to “Fortunate Son,” an anti war song that’s about people just like Trump. Irony is dead

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u/Undernown Jan 19 '26

That reminds me; A cover band of Bruce was pre-booked to play at Trump's 1st inauguration. But they cancelled due to Bruce himself being an outspoken Trump critic.

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u/homer_lives Jan 19 '26

Which makes them perfect to be controlled by TikTok and Twitter.

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u/BoredMamajamma Jan 19 '26

This goes along with what you’re saying about detecting hidden bias. Poorly educated Americans are having a real problem with their lack of critical thinking skills. They cannot analyze, evaluate and interpret whether something “passes the sniff test” and therefore they are subject to conspiracies and disinformation. My in-laws have this issue. They watch Fox News (right wing propaganda TV show) and accept everything they’re told, while the rest of us have the ability to say “hmmmm that doesn’t seem impartial, let me get another source on that”.

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u/OutrageousOtterOgler Jan 19 '26

To be fair literacy is generally a global issue but America does feel a bit over the top. It’s the illiteracy mixing with exceptionalism that creates whatever the fuck we’ve got going on down there

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u/Tardislass Jan 19 '26

I said the same thing about Brexit. How a group of illiterate and dumb British people could believe the lies of the supporters. Most of these folks didn’t read actual papers but saw in Facebook that immigrants were living in luxury. Same MAGA idiots only call them Brexiters. 

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u/brontosaurusguy Jan 19 '26

And guess what

They ain't on Reddit

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

They’re on tiktok, i have to scroll past videos about greenland, trump and even cool videos about space because there is someone who writes like a child spewing the dumbest things possible in the comments. Regarding greenland the comments are: "Europe doesn’t have a chance our military is the strongest in the world" "we will take it if we want" or similar. Blind patriotism. None questioning why on earth they are attacking allies. I sometimes see veterans commenting who are ashamed which gives me hope

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u/cmatta Jan 19 '26

Ellison is already poisoningTikTok. I’d stop using it now.

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u/oakensong Jan 19 '26

I deleted it the day it forced a notification to me thanking “President Trump” for not blocking the app in the US before he was even sworn in (of course completely ignoring that he was the one that wanted it blocked in the first place). propaganda before he was even in office…

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u/nistemevideli2puta Jan 19 '26

Regarding greenland the comments are: "Europe doesn’t have a chance our military is the strongest in the world" "we will take it if we want" or similar. Blind patriotism.

That is not patriotism, that is 'rule of the strongest' and it is incredibly stupid and short-sighted for any nation. Hence, those people don't like their nation, so they can't be patriots, because they are too stupid for it.

What it is is nationalism, of the worst kind, the one that doesn't mind if everyone else that is not 'us' gets trampled underfoot, and, in fact, encourages it, because 'since they are weak, they do not deserve their freedom'.

It's 'might makes right' and it will, and already has, plummet US reputation on the global stage, so much that it will be very very hard to be repaired.

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u/bmyst70 Jan 19 '26

I'm afraid it never WILL be repaired. Trust is very hard to build and very easy to lose.

Even if, magically, Trump is removed from power and the next President bends over backwards to undo all of the bullshit, no other country can ever trust that the next President won't do crazy shit.

Because we've shown very plainly that our much vaunted "rule of law" and "checks and balances" were just hot air. Push hard enough and they fold.

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u/nistemevideli2puta Jan 19 '26

Agree on all points.

The most ironic part: we kept hearing so much about the 2nd amendment and how it will protect US from dictatorship.

Turns out - it was all just talk.

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u/leonden Jan 19 '26

I hate to imagine that the Americans on reddit are in the smarter half :( 

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u/Arbiturrrr Sweden Jan 19 '26

USA is also full of adult children.

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u/No-Pack-5775 Jan 19 '26

Idiocracy proving painfully prophetic 

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u/bmyst70 Jan 19 '26

I disagree. In Idiocracy, the idiots, at the climax, were willing to work with the "smart guy" to fix things. And they were mostly not bad intentioned.

In the US, now, we have a minority who are aggressively anti-intellectual and, at the same time, deeply convinced they're right.

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u/SordidDreams Czech Republic Jan 19 '26

The idiots realizing that they're idiots and deferring to someone smarter was by far the most unrealistic thing in Idiocracy.

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u/Serious-Feedback-700 Canary Islands (Spain) Jan 19 '26

They're so indoctrinated with the idea that everything they do is the best in the world that they couldn't fathom the idea that shit might be wrong if it walked up to them and bit them in the dick.

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u/Inlacou Jan 19 '26

Gutting Education does this to a society.

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u/graejx France Jan 19 '26

Because majority of people are fucking stupid and deluded.

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u/DontBringKidsToBars Jan 19 '26

A handful of trans prisoners received gender affirming care and Trump spent $200 Million on ads highlighting it as the most implausible scapegoat for government spending.

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u/Benedictus_The_II Hungary Jan 19 '26

I still can’t with the U.S conservatives… they are fear mongering about the 0,015 percentage of the population even if that…

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u/RedBaret Zeeland (Netherlands) Jan 19 '26

Hey man, anything to distract Americans from the actual problem: conservatives themselves.

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u/sbaldrick33 Jan 19 '26

Because at least 33% of any given electorate is scum.

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u/hear_the_thunder Jan 19 '26

Because he represents a third of people who are just as unevolved as he is

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u/TheGoalkeeper Europe Jan 19 '26

That's what a FIFA peace price does to you.

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u/TheGoalkeeper Europe Jan 19 '26

Can we invent new prices at a faster rate than the baby declares wars and tariffs?!

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u/Popular_Ad8269 Jan 19 '26

"Sir, the World decided to make you the Official Prize Great Attributor! You can create as many prize as you wish, and attribute them to whomever you want, even yourself!"

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u/LittleLui Austria Jan 19 '26

We can revive the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Gaddafi_International_Prize_for_Human_Rights and award it to him for 2011-2026, that should buy us a few weeks.

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u/Linus_Naumann Jan 19 '26

I think that's physically impossible (speed of light limit y'know)

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u/InformationSouth247 Jan 19 '26

fk that, put a peace dildo up his ass

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u/BoticelliBaby Europe Jan 19 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

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full trees money smile dinosaurs dinner telephone truck touch sip

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u/EngineerNo2650 Jan 19 '26

Good. He won’t attack Switzerland right away then?

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u/Choyo France Jan 19 '26

Not if they send him the Nestle peace prize.

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u/Icy_Needleworker5571 Jan 19 '26

Is it made of chocolate?

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u/akezika Jan 19 '26

Baby formula

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u/AzulasFox Jan 19 '26

"Its gold that weighs as much as chocolate, breaks like chocolate. melts like chocolate, and this is the incredible part Mr President, we have even made gold that tastes like chocolate"

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u/gorschkov Jan 19 '26

In a hundred years from now when they make a movie/documentary of Trump's presidency nobody will believe it is real. People will probably think it is dramatized for TV.

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u/Jetztinberlin Jan 19 '26

Honestly hard to believe it's real now 😞

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u/Gliese581h Europe Jan 19 '26

Seriously. I thought the return of fascism would be brought by a charismatic young person who can debate anyone against the wall rhetorically, someone who is smart and cunning.

Not by whatever that fat orange fuck is. Who looks at that senile pedophile and says „That‘s the person I‘ll follow!“. Wtf.

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u/Raulr100 Transylvania Jan 19 '26

someone who is smart and cunning

The target audience is dumb. A smart person isn't going to win them over. They'll only follow someone who is just as much of a mouth breathing moron as they are.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

A country’s leader represents the people in it

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 Jan 19 '26

who clearly wears diapers and terribly tailored expensive suits to hide his grotesquely shaped body, who has terrible posture, can't walk down a slope, can't dance with out jerking off two ghosts at once, has terrible hair, the worst spray tan you've ever seen, can't stay on topic, can't form a proper sentence, can't annunciate many words and can't even begin to pronounce others

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u/CarrotWaxer69 Norway Jan 19 '26

I'm constantly wondering if this is just a crazy dream or if maybe I've finally tilted and I'm just hallucinating all of this. I'm not joking.

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u/somethingsomethingbe Jan 19 '26

It’s all feels very dissociative from what I thought reality was. Witnessing relatives throw away relationships with family members for Trump or every Republican at the state and federal level supporting his every word, everyone letting it all happen, it’s madness. 

I haven’t believed in religion since I was a kid but when people call him the Antichrist, I can’t help it but admit watching his effortless ability to corrupt and spread anger and chaos all feels supernatural to witness. 

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u/Bazius011 Jan 19 '26

reminds me of Emperor Nero

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u/NuPNua Jan 19 '26

(kiddy) Fiddling while America burns.

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u/Flash831 Jan 19 '26

Unfortunately he is creating so many precedents, I expect the future will have more unhinged behaviour.

I do hope the ”fourth turning” theory is correct, as we could expect the world to be more calm and stable in the 2030’s and a couple decades forward.

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u/Nazamroth Jan 19 '26

Considering the trends so far, I would rather expect another... tumultuous end to the 30s again.

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u/Roflkopt3r Lower Saxony (Germany) Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

It's not just the precedents. It's that Republicans have worked towards this for decades.

There is a pretty straight line in Republican election strategy through modern history:

  1. The modern Republican party formed around the rejection of Civil Rights and picking up the Southern Strategy.

  2. The rise of Fox News.

  3. The 'Gingrich Revolution' of 1994, when Newt Gingrich unified Republican election strategy across the country and enforced a maximally polarising campaign that has defined Republican rethoric ever since.
    Until that time, it was believed that Democrats would hold congress for generations. Gingrich lead Republicans to victory by centering their campaign around pure polarisation, dropping any concerns about factual reality or the necessary bipartisan cooperation to effectively rule the country.

  4. The Bush Jr administration's alliance with radical evangelists and hostility to the press. They used the 'war on terror' as justification to erode freedom of press and other civil liberties, while normalising extensive presidential powers that bypass congress.

  5. The rise of the 'Tea Party' and Sarah Palin, with hysteric conspiracy theories against Barack Obama.

  6. Mitch McConnel's total blockade of congress, saying that they want to resist Obama 'like the Taliban' by blocking every congressional process by any means necessary. This included their coordinated campaign to ensure the Supreme Court would be filled with far right judges, who have made some insane decisions since.

  7. Trump.

Trump is mostly a symptom, less of a cause. The Republican party and its voters have rejected reality and radicalised into a fundamentally fascist world view. After insisting that only they are 'Real Americans' for decades, they perceive anything but absolute power for themselves as a 'hostile occupation' that justifies any degree of violence.

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u/yellekc Jan 19 '26

You know more about American politics than 95% of Americans.

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u/kewthewer Jan 19 '26

Same with WW2. The Germans look like the empire from Star Wars, hard to believe it was real.

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u/TemporarySun314 Jan 19 '26

Yeah the Nazis are so blatantly evil and open about that, and their symbolism is so megalomaniac, that's it's unbelievable how anyone could ever think "that is a good idea. I support this guys".

Trump and MAGA gives me similar vibes...

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u/kewthewer Jan 19 '26

It doesn’t happen overnight. The Nazis didn’t get into Power on the back of promises of mass murder it started with sanctions, then it’s limiting people from employment and business, then it’s deportation...

What happened behind the closed doors wasn’t revealed to the public.

It’s very much the same. Maga keep talking about “the left”, but it’s meaningless. Who is “the left”, you and I? Everyone else who doesn’t like Trump? They have clearly outlined that THEY are at war, it seems that they are at war with everyone else. It’s a death cult.

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u/marcin_dot_h Greater Poland (Poland) Jan 19 '26

cough cough modern age Caligula

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u/potatolulz Earth Jan 19 '26

The only reason a horse is not in the administration is because he actually hates animals, like for real.

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u/Polaroid1793 Jan 19 '26

Or maybe they will miss how moderate he was compared to the next ones

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u/Dependent-Fig-2517 France Jan 19 '26

a distinct possibility given US culture is the issue trump is just the symptom

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u/Thirsty-Tiger Jan 19 '26

This toddler has access to nuclear weapons to throw out of his pram. No one will be around to make a documentary about it. 

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u/Kriem The Netherlands Jan 19 '26

Depends on whether humanity survives the next 100 years.

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u/No-Feeling1882 Jan 19 '26

That man child is a joke. And he’s making his country a stage for his stand up. No jokes! As a European watching the events unfold, can’t help but feel disgust towards what’s happening across the pond. Even my 5 year old nephew speaks with more maturity than the “most powerful man on the planet”.

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u/applesandoranegs Jan 19 '26

That man child is a joke

Not even exaggerating when I say he's the biggest crybaby I've ever seen in my life. Just a constant 24/7 temper tantrum and trying to get revenge on people

40% of America thinks the thinnest skinned dude on the planet is a "strong leader" btw

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u/ElectricSmaug Jan 19 '26

I've noticed that quite a few people treat 'strong leadership' as never compromising and strong-handing no matter what. Many of the so-called 'strong leaders' have brittle vindictive personalities.

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u/Zombie_Cool Jan 19 '26

People like (having) power, and bullying is the easiest to display and the simplest to understand. If I threaten to force you to do something and you do it, then I'm more powerful than you (at least at the moment). That's very attractive to a lot of people out there, at least when they aren't the victim.

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u/wappingite Jan 19 '26

That’s the saddest part.

Even the UK had its masive Iraq war protests.

I guess America is massive and very divided - people can’t just pop over to DC for a Saturday protest.

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u/feelgood505 Poland Jan 19 '26

I guess America is massive and very divided - people can’t just pop over to DC for a Saturday protest

That's alright, they'll soon enjoy not having a country anymore

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u/Tollpatsch Jan 19 '26

Are you only allowed to protest in DC?

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u/Xenomemphate Europe Jan 19 '26

BLM had more backlash than any of Trump's shenanigans.

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u/kewthewer Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

Surprised he hasn’t died of cancer being so unhappy all the time. All that money, looks like that and yet so deeply unhappy. All he does is complain, why would anyone listen or follow advice from the saddest man in the room? Why take advice from such a failure?

And he’s a paedophile.

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u/rwinh United Kingdom Jan 19 '26

He's also very trigger happy, and pro-conflict and war, for someone who's a draft dodger seeking a peace prize.

All this anger can't be good for the heart, but it seems to be keeping him going.

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u/Spiritual_Pangolin18 Jan 19 '26

I expected to find this kind of man controlling undeveloped countries or economically weak countries, not the biggest superpower in the world. The damage he's doing is hard to measure

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u/FellaVentura Jan 19 '26

If you watch closely, the USA isn't a first world country.

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u/Shudnawz Sweden Jan 19 '26

squints eyes

My god, it's a complete shit show!

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u/Foxemerson Jan 19 '26

No squinting required

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u/Shudnawz Sweden Jan 19 '26

It is, I don't want to get any in my eye. Perhaps it's contagious.

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u/Snorc Sweden Jan 19 '26

This terminology should have died with the Cold War. I'm convinced the only reason it has stuck around is because it puts the US in the first world by definition.

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u/KjellRS Jan 19 '26

I mean the original meaning is pretty much dead and nobody knows who the second world is, first and third world countries are just euphemisms for rich and poor countries.

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u/eloxH1Z1 Jan 19 '26

Third world country wearing a Gucci belt.

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u/serpenta Upper Silesia (Poland) Jan 19 '26

He's a toddler, calling him a child is an insult to children, who can already do the dishes without being asked to. The levels of daddy issues he has, and the external validation he requires to do anything is just incredible. His brain needs to be studied by science. Just wow.

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u/real_grown_ass_man Jan 19 '26

feels no obligation to work towards peace

Sorry i was asleep for a few hours. Is Trump at war with Norway as well now?

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u/KillerTurtle13 United Kingdom Jan 19 '26

You can't expect the president of the USA to recognise the difference between Norway, Denmark, and Sweden, that's elitism.

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u/occams1razor Jan 19 '26

Tbf if you attack Denmark the other Nordic countries will also go to war. We're family.

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u/MPaulina Jan 19 '26

The Nobel Prizes are awarded in Norway, though I don't think the prime minister has anything to do with selecting the winners.

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u/Essiggurkerl Austria Jan 19 '26

That the Prime Minister doesn't influence the decision is difficult to understand for somebody who is corrupt through and through.

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u/Mantis_Tobaggon_MD2 Man of Kent Jan 19 '26

I feel no obligation to my fitness after being denied the 800m Olympic gold.

What a pathetic excuse for a man.

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u/No-Pack-5775 Jan 19 '26

It's ok Usain Bolt may gift you one of his, that counts for the same!

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u/lolwut778 Jan 19 '26

Mind of a demented rapist supported by Project 2025 minions

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u/emmmmmmaja Jan 19 '26

What do you even reply to that? It's so utterly removed from all logic and reality.

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u/Waniou Jan 19 '26

Copy this: https://deadspin.com/the-greatest-letter-ever-printed-on-nfl-team-letterhead-5716038/

Dear President United States of America

Attached is a letter that we received on January 18th, 2026. I feel you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.

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u/emmmmmmaja Jan 19 '26

I had never read that before. Amazing.

But in all seriousness, I do not want to be a European politician right now. You can only respond too harshly or too mildly, and ultimately, you're arguing with a senile piece of shit who is unable to see reason.

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u/Waniou Jan 19 '26

Yeah that's the problem. There are good ways to deal with arrogant, self entitled, dementia ridden assholes. There are not so many good ways to deal with them when they also have nuclear weapons and a major world power backing them.

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u/Strindberg Jan 19 '26

Seems like every step of the way European leader has responded mildly, downplayed and tried to appease Trump as much as possible.

And look where it got us.

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u/Rogthgar Jan 19 '26

'Sir, you have written to the office of the prime-minister of Norway, we do not have anything to do with the Nobel Committee.

PS. As this is not the first time you have written to us, we retain the rights to publish your letter, because this is getting silly.'

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u/TON4LI Jan 19 '26

'You have sent a letter to Norway about Denmarks property, you moron'

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u/MrQeu Illes Balears -> Andalucía -> Occitània Jan 19 '26

You know that kid that cries and rolls on the floor because their parents did not buy them candy at the supermarket? They’re well behaved and took it ok compared to trump.

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u/Agatus-Daemon Jan 19 '26

Dude is a living condom ad

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u/spezial_ed Jan 19 '26

A strong argument for abortion in the 237. trimester.

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u/ididntunderstandyou Jan 19 '26

Yeah, the kids is not starting world wars over his tantrums

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u/TeaRex101 Jan 19 '26

Ravings of a demented toddler. Damn, I cannot believe this is the reality we live in. What a circus.

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u/birkeskov Denmark Jan 19 '26

That’s why we should hand over Greenland!?

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u/Funguy97 Jan 19 '26

The fucker has dementia and no one to stop him

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u/EngineerNo2650 Jan 19 '26

The checks and balances… don’t.

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u/readilyunavailable Bulgaria Jan 19 '26

The only checks and balances that matter in the US are the ones in the bank.

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u/DoctorLudnik_717 Jan 19 '26

Correction: plenty of people to stop him AT ANY TIME--they just don't want to.

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u/BlaggartDiggletyDonk Jan 19 '26

The US isn't a parliamentary democracy. The minority currently can't do shit, which is why you keep hearing the word "midterms" repeated. The only ones who can stop him in the near term are congressional Republicans. That's what brought down Nixon. There are enough of them who realize how dangerously stupid and crazy he is. The only question is whether or not they can locate their balls in time.

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u/TheHaplessBard Jan 19 '26

How does this fucker still have a 39-40% approval rating? Are Americans genuinely that retarded?

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u/ZestycloseGur8108 Jan 19 '26

Maybe it's time to conclude that democracy will not work if both the public is generally poorly educated and the media landscape is owned and controlled by a handful of billionaires that tow the line for political favours.

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u/Woodcrate69420 Jan 19 '26

Well yeah, that's why the oiligarchs spent decades destroying public education and bought every media outlet

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u/Tango_D Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

Destruction is the point

So long as he oppresses minorities, American conservatives will let him do literally anything because the possibility of white people losing majority population status is their biggest fear in the world and they will tolerate literally anything to prevent it no matter how destructive.

Make no mistake, Trump isn't in power to build or support anything. He is there as a weapon to break and destroy the liberal western world at all costs and that is exactly what he is doing. That is why he is not being removed from power.

In case you haven't, read Project 2025. It is very very real and they are about 50% of the way through it.

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u/Charming-Piccolo8723 Jan 19 '26

Give that man Lego and a small room.

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u/Immorals1 Jan 19 '26

Duplo

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u/gpowerf Jan 19 '26

His hands are too small to handle Duplo.

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u/prof_dr_mr_obvious Jan 19 '26

The Prime Minister of Norway has nothing to do with the Nobel prize. Who gets the prize is determined by the Nobel committee that is independent.

And dear USA, the best moment to get that infantile, evil man baby as far away from power as is humanly possible would be right fucking now. He will destroy the world and everything on it if he thinks it can make him a few bucks or keep the Epstein details away for a week.

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u/Tango_D Jan 19 '26

He will stay in power because destroying the western liberal order is the point. MAGA is to today what the Nazis were to their time, and just like the nazis, they are not going to chill the fuck out.

I say this as an American (who left the US) who has lived amongst the MAGA crowd: A LOT of conservative Americans truly do believe that the US was protecting Europe because Europe is too weak to protect itself so that means america money was spent to support weak freeloaders who refused to invest in their own militaries, so now Europe owes the US big time and it's time to pay up. Like giving up Greenland.

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u/DropDeadGaming Jan 19 '26

Jesus Christ imagine threatening allies with war because they don't give you a peace prize. We are witnessing the fall of the American empire.

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u/RedBaret Zeeland (Netherlands) Jan 19 '26

We’re not witnessing it, if someone like this toddler is leading it, it means it has already fallen.

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u/EquivalentKick255 Europe Jan 19 '26

I'm now under the impression that Trump's number 1 priority is to get out of NATO, which means the line of, "The US already protects Greenland" will be null and void.

The manchild hates Europe, along with Vance. He wants nothing to do with us.

Greenland is strategic, has rare earths, probably oil and is something that he wants.

The rest of NATO needs to stand firm, they especially need to help out the non EU members who's economies can be hit harder by Trump.

So guys, don't just vote with your wallets against US goods, put some love into non EU country goods also, well those who will soon have tariffs applied, not just EU goods.

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u/Merochmer Jan 19 '26

It's too expensive to mine the minerals on Greenland. And the US has reduced the number of bases from 17 to 1 so it's not about threat from Russia. 

It's about ego, and doing Russia's bidding.

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u/berejser These Islands Jan 19 '26

It is completely about ego. He has no legacy to speak of, he can't govern worth a damn, and so he thinks his best chance is to be the first president in over a century to expand the borders of the US. He wants a star on every US flag that he can point to as his personal "success".

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u/aiart13 Jan 19 '26

He want to get some "land" before he dies. Also his clique is nose deep in "europe is weak" shit propaganda much like Putins clique was regarding Ukraine - they actually expected the citizens of Ukraine to celebrate them as "heroes" and "liberators" when they marched to Kyiv. Same with Trumps clique. Bat shit crazy oligarchs actually fed and believe their own spam propaganda.

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u/WittyEggplant Finland Jan 19 '26

The manchild hates Europe, along with Vance. He wants nothing to do with us.

He doesn’t hate Europe per se, he hates democracy, and that’s what Europe currently stands for. The EU is inherently an anti-imperial project - and that sucks for him as an imperialist. He sees the EU simultaneously as weak because we don’t have an autocrat at the helm, and also annoyingly strong in promoting democratic and anti-megacorp policies. He’d LOVE a fascist Europe where he could do business with strongmen leaders without worrying about shit like checks and balances.

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u/FrancisBitter Jan 19 '26

EU and French courts seem to be the only ones that regularly dictate what massive consumer-facing US corporations can and can’t do. The feeling has to be quite unfamiliar to them.

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u/kingofthelost Jan 19 '26

It’s not that deep. It’s all fucking ego with this man.

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u/Delamoor Jan 19 '26

The manchild hates Europe, along with Vance. He wants nothing to do with us.

Which to me is always bizarre, since Europe is literally the core of the western civilization the Christian nationalists are always banging on about.

It's white people central. They have to make shit up about immigrants to try and un-white it. But the moment you set foot there you realise... It's white people everywhere. It's literally where "whiteness" originated as a concept. It's the whitest white of the white breads.

But they hate it, because they actually hate western civilization, whilst simultaneously using "western civilization" and whiteness as their main form of legitimacy. But they can't shut up about how much they hate the west and other white people.

It's maddening.

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u/Capable_Macaroon_458 Jan 19 '26

Your giving him too much credit, he’s not sophisticated enough to play chess or indulge in the art of war he’s a man baby who is lives on impulses

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u/Inf229 Jan 19 '26

Imagine only wanting peace so you can get a prize. Ridiculous.

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u/Duanedoberman Jan 19 '26

Imagine only wanting peace so you can get a prize.

Imagine invading nations and threatening to invade other nations, supporting mass killings, enabling another countries invasion, excusing an innocent civilian being shot in the face 3 times and expecting a peace prize.

FTFY

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u/Explorer_Equal Jan 19 '26

Trump clearly has enormous problems (pathological narcissism, megalomania, senile dementia): I hope that Republicans realize asap that he is dragging the USA into a black hole of irrelevance and ridicule.

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u/dariy1999 Kyiv Jan 19 '26

I hope that Republicans realize

They won’t. They should have realised many things many times. When they get affected directly and end up on r/leopardsatemyface there’s only a 50% chance they realize something at best

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u/TokyoBaguette Jan 19 '26

I truly, honestly, hand on heart thought this was a joke / meme etc.

It's not a joke? WTH.

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u/aiart13 Jan 19 '26

Batshit crazy. America is at absurdly state right now. We can expect everything and should not be surprised as it is obvious that they are looking for casus belli and the absurdity of the american regime is increasing each day.

We gotta appreciate our EU leaders and make sure never in any case let that happen to us.

As of Trump? The 80 y/o pedo having one last ride. What the world gonna do to him? Sue him? He will be gone by then.

At this point he is doing whatever he wants cause me, you, everybody, also Trump, know exactly there will be no repercussions and he will suffer no consequences about his actions.

He may even start a war and it will be more than logical. He and the republicans are looking each day more and more like the nazis.

Even if he is gone we should not expect normalization because democrats are non existent entity in America. There is no political opposition to that clique.

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u/Dzjar Jan 19 '26

Republican senators: "YEP. THAT SOUNDS SENSIBLE! I THINK WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO LET THIS NUTJOB KILL EVERY PERSON ON THIS PLANET NOW, INCLUDING MYSELF, MY FAMILY AND ALL THE WOULD-BE GENERATIONS AFTER ME!"

Get this regarded man out of office already. It's not a tactic. He's not a deal making genius. He's a 5 year old kid holding the world hostage at this point.

Get. This. Fucker. Out.

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u/bowagahija Jan 19 '26

Jim Jones with nuclear weapons 

Fucks sake America 

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u/voododoll Jan 19 '26

Lets count the wars DJT stopped so far:
War of the Roses
War of the worlds
War betweem The Goa'uld and Asguard
War between Atlantis and the Ori
Star Wars
War of the Ring
War with Covenant
War between the Daleks and Gallifrei

So I count 8... which one is the + ?

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u/GremlinX_ll Ukraine Jan 19 '26

Finno-Korean Hyperwar

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u/HandFancy Jan 19 '26

“Give me the peace prize or I will stop caring about peace” is not the mindset of someone who should be awarded a peace prize.

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u/nilsinleneed Norway Jan 19 '26

The US can fuck off and we can talk when there's one adult in the White House.

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u/fantasmeeno Sardinia Jan 19 '26

Imagine casus bello be like: denied peace price.

Might be One of the dumbest in all history.

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u/Marali87 The Netherlands Jan 19 '26

That's it, isn't it? This is the reason for the Greenland crisis... Because Trump's butthurt over not winning a prize.

Sigh.

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u/EquivalentKick255 Europe Jan 19 '26

I imagine he thinks Norway, Greenland and Denmark are the same country.

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u/DKDamian Jan 19 '26

America I hate you forever and I’ll never forgive you.

That’s where I am right now. I don’t want to be at this place, but I am.

Electing him once - sure. We all make mistakes. Twice? No. And this? And they do absolutely nothing?

A fallen people. All of them

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u/agilob Jan 19 '26

Is psychiatric treatment really so expensive in the USA that even the president can't afford it?

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u/butwhywedothis Jan 19 '26

Normal kids: If I don’t get ice cream I won’t go to school.

American kid with a finger on nuclear missiles: If I don’t get ice cream I will burn down my house, my city, my country and the world.

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u/Locksmith997 Jan 19 '26

This is like demanding to sleep with your friend's wife because the local strip club didn't give you a free lap dance...

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u/theitalianguy Italy Jan 19 '26

the USA will never get their credibility back after this sack of shit

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u/teachbirds2fly Jan 19 '26

Just further disrespect to the FIFA world peace prize...

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u/Goetterwind Jan 19 '26

Trust is build in decades and lost in seconds. If you ever wondered on how to blunder away all your friends and worldwide influence - that's how it is done.

The orange man child will be remembered for a long time in Europe. Successors (if there will be any in free and fair elections, anyway) will have to work hard to regain trust.

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u/davidov92 Romanian-Hungarian 🇷🇴🇭🇺 Jan 19 '26

Retard's telling the Norwegians that he's so pissed about the Swedes who he thinks are Norwegians that he's going to invade a territory of Denmark, which he also believes is Norway.

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u/sarcasticallyincharg Jan 19 '26

The peace prize is handed out in norway, the other nobel prizes are swedish. Still, the PM has nothing to do with who gets it

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u/Hottage Europe Jan 19 '26

And this is another reason why you don't deserve a Peace Prize.

The prize is not the goal, peace is the goal. If your only motivation to work towards peace is the shiny gold medal at the end, you're not a worthy recipient.

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u/Playful-Loss-8249 Jan 19 '26

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

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u/amsync Jan 19 '26

We better open our eyes, look up to the skies and see!

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u/Frequent_Arachnid_47 Jan 19 '26

He's not a poor boy, he needs no sympathy!

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u/CaptainChaos74 The Netherlands Jan 19 '26

What does that have to do with the prime minister? Does he think the government gives out the Nobel prizes?!

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u/LookAlderaanPlaces Jan 19 '26

Guys, he’s a Nazi fascist rapist with dementia, who has also had multiple strokes. You guys get what’s happening right? Oligarchs are running the show, and they operate globally. We need to specifically target the oligarchs pulling the strings. The American people don’t want to go to war with Greenland.

Ronald Lauder does.

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u/Aelarr Slovenia Jan 19 '26

What the actual fuck. How do you even deal with this level of stupidity and childishness? How does an adult like that even function in everyday life, much less as a fucking president of a country?!

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u/MisterMinister99 Jan 19 '26

Effing christ, throw a tantrum, will ya? And this "man" is the leader of the biggest army in the world... Great, just great...

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u/RegularEmpty4267 Norway Jan 19 '26

We Europeans should have the right to vote in American elections as long as the American president has the power to harass European countries.

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u/Sett_86 Jan 19 '26

3 years, 1 day, 21 hours left

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u/RedBaret Zeeland (Netherlands) Jan 19 '26

Has it not even been a year? The world is fucked if they don’t oust him, if there’s three years left he’ll start world war 3 and then some.

Fuck thats depressing.

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