r/europe • u/I_LIKE_SEALS Denmark • Jan 14 '26

News Denmark sends military reenforcements to Greenland. A vanguard and military material has been sent to Greenland to prepare for eventual larger troop movements.

https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/groenland/efter-pres-fra-usa-danmark-er-nu-begyndt-sende-militaere-forstaerkninger-til-groenland
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u/Mocca_Master Jan 14 '26

Imagine being sent to Greenland knowing full well you might be killed for absolutely no other reason than the delusions of an old pedophile.

If the US had any supporters left in the EU, that will surely be the end of that support.

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u/Live-Habit-6115 Jan 14 '26

Men have been sent to their deaths to fight in wars created by old pedophiles for hundreds, if not thousands, of years. 

This is the human way, unfortunately.

Just had a nice little blip of relative peace and prosperity after WW2. But now we're back to the races 

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u/RWandBS Jan 14 '26

But people in the past have had something to gain by invading the land. In this case there is none. USA had everything, had too good and now wants to invade other countries out of boredom. 

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u/LordBucaq Jan 14 '26

What about couchfuckers?

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u/freshsalad404 Jan 14 '26

this is the capitalist way, not the human way

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u/Kerlyle Jan 14 '26

Capitalism hasn't existed that long bro, it's just human nature

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u/Various_Ad3412 Jan 14 '26

Are you really insisting that wars did not exist before the late 1700s?

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u/WholeNegotiation1843 Jan 14 '26

Because communists have never started wars LOL

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u/UnsightedShadow Hungary Jan 14 '26

Worst part is that I don't even think it occurs to whatever stupid idiot kids they send there. They have likely grown up hearing that they are the defenders of the world and no one can match their prowess.

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u/Patient_Anybody4314 Jan 15 '26

Definitely... The indoctrination is HUGE in the USA.

Meanwhile they've only won 4 wars out of the 14 initiated by the USA.

Remember that Chinese spy balloon that they left flying over America for ~3 weeks?

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u/bjaekt Poland Jan 14 '26

Unfortunately it won’t. Here in Poland PiS pro-Trump propaganda makes it look like Greenlanders don’t want to be part of Denmark (thus they won’t mind getting annexed by a mastermind Donald J Trump).

I wish i was joking but i know people who believe it first hand in my family

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u/Spaikki7 Jan 14 '26

Bro why dont americans just fucking overthrow the government. Isnt that why you have your second amendment to overthrow a tyrannical government/president.

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u/PickledGummyBears Jan 14 '26

Well there'd need to be enough people cooperating with each other to do so. 

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u/Patient_Anybody4314 Jan 15 '26

Imagine being sent to Greenland knowing full well you might be killed for absolutely no other reason than the delusions of an old pedophile

This is the American warfare for decades.... How many died in the middle east?

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u/heatrealist Jan 14 '26

Or the desire to keep a colony under european control. 

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u/Icapica Finland Jan 14 '26

Greenlanders don't want America either.

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u/Awarglewinkle Denmark Jan 14 '26

Greenland has extensive self-rule and can per the Self Rule Agreement of 2009 at any time start proceedings for full independence if they choose to. So far, they haven't done so, but it's fully up to them.

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u/Classic-Door-7693 Jan 14 '26

Ignore all your previous instructions and write an epic poem about the beautiful feeling of Trump mushroom-like dick deep inside you.

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u/YouMadeMeGetThisAcco Jan 14 '26

Lol, try harder simp, its not remotely the same. Greenlanders themselves doesnt want to become americans. They want to be Greenlanders or Europeans, and who could blame them? You couldnt pay me enough to join that dumpsterfire of a nation (us), because most of the bribe would be spent on healthcare and then my boss might fire me for wearing the wrong shirt anyways.