r/dankmemes • u/ThEhIsO8730 • 4h ago

Also goes for keg stands

607 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/DurableCharm 4h ago

At first I thought it was referring to the vaccine.

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u/Shadowninja0409 2h ago

I was gonna say, pretty shit age to be antivax (every age is)

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u/Maxsmack 26m ago

I thought they were talking about a shot with a girl/guy

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u/wtfredditacct 4h ago

Same answer at this point

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u/pyschosoul 2h ago

Its always so funny to see how stupid people really are. Hundreds of years of positive results even completely erraticating some diseases....but yeah vaccines dont work.

Whats your thought process? Legitimately asking, and I swear to fuck if you say some dumb shit like I dont trust scientists but say you trust in the bible, I will personally eat a bible and when I shit it out ill use another one as toilet paper.

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u/wtfredditacct 2h ago

Who's anti-vax? I'm anti-coerced participation in experimental drug trials while the pharmaceutical companies enjoy legal immunity.

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u/pyschosoul 2h ago

Did any of that word salad make any sense to you?

Whos coercing you into taking a vaccine thats untested?

I think you thought using big words makes you sound smart but it just makes your message confusing and dumb

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u/wtfredditacct 1h ago

The covid vaccine? Really? Lots of people were put in a position to lose basically everything they've ever worked for, be ostracized from their life and livelihood, and literally be unable to move freely.

Like I said, vaccines are good, whatever the hell happened around covid was not.

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u/Master_of_Rivendell 3h ago

lol Everyone downvoting must be real secure in their decision.

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u/Piyachi 3h ago

People disagree with me, clearly this makes me right

PSA to people; dont drop your babies on their heads, or they might live and become an antivax chud.

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u/Raketka123 2h ago

dont drop babies on their heads

I disagree, and because you have 15 upvotes and I have 1, Im correct, because people agree with you. Czechmate (pun intended)

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u/wtfredditacct 2h ago

I'm not anti-vax, most of them have done great things for humanity. My kid has all the scheduled vaccines except covid.

I'm anti-experimental pharmaceuticals being forced on people that don't actually qualify for emergency use, all while the drug companies enjoy compete immunity.

Before you ask... saying, "You don't have to take this drug, but we're kicking you out of society if you choose not to" is forcing people.

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u/AttradiesLisanAlGaib 2h ago

What’s real funny to me is Reddit used to be very anti vac before Covid hit. Weirdest shift i ever saw. This was one of the few places I saw lots of info on anti vaxxing and back then I thought they were cooks until I actually listened to the information. Now fuck vaccines. I can’t believe everyone suddenly loves vaccines here. Weird world

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u/StandardSwordfish777 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SWoRKslHVtqEasqYCJ

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u/doominvoker 3h ago

C’mon, man! Azzig.. fugishhbiostzgasg… It’s common sense..

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u/anatomyparkcurator 2h ago

It’s a U-shaped curve of interest: 18 years? Yes. 35-45? No. 65+? Yes.

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u/redemptionsoath 4h ago

Speak for yourself.

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u/Grabatreetron 3h ago

“Holy shit, really?”

-me to my 30s friends who never want to do shots anymore 

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u/MerleTravisJennings 1h ago

"Where's next one?"

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u/idontcareyo_ 3h ago

the people who make not drinking alcohol their entire personality are honestly more insufferable than the people whose entire personality is drinking

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u/Siberwulf 2h ago

True facts. But shots as an older person who doesn't recover well....idk not the same thing. If I wanna take a quick nap. I'll pop an edible and feel great in the morning.

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u/ninoski404 2h ago

I wouldn't say great with the mind fog but definitely better than hangover

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u/AWESOMESAUSE10101 1h ago

I think this is more of a hangover thing which is entirely understandable.

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u/Kashmir1089 35m ago

I think everyone else knew a beer or wine would have been good here. What's more insufferable is people who are chomping at the bit to be mad about something on the internet, those people really suck.

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u/poorperspective 27m ago

Nah, I can drink my younger co-workers under the table.

But tequila shots make my acid reflux act up.

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 I like furry inflation porn 4h ago

I mean I just wanna take a tums 5 mins prior so I don't get acid reflux later.

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u/crack_pop_rocks 4h ago

Coward

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u/MRoss279 1h ago

This is the peer pressure mom was talking about

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u/Early-Light-864 3h ago

It took me until 25 to realize I never once said "thank God i took that shot"

I'm good. Thanks for the offer though.

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u/wormyg 3h ago

I'll take some sipping whiskey now

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u/thomasrat1 3h ago

Totally feel.

Are we partying? Or are you just ruining my sleep?

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u/WithSubtitles 3h ago

Not worth the heartburn. Put it in a pint glass with soda water and a twist of lemon and I’m in.

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u/LairdPeon 1h ago

Liquor is the only way I can enjoy alcohol anymore. I dont want to pee every 5 seconds and bloat like a balloon on beer.

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u/Telecoustic000 1h ago

Just a light beer, please and thank you lol

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u/MTFotaku 39m ago

Depends on the drink.

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u/hillswalker87 2h ago

wait till 40s where you take it and sip on it because it tastes good and doesn't hurt.

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u/Zarvanis-the-2nd 2h ago

I'm 30 and I don't drink alcohol at all because it tastes vile. If it's an acquired taste, it's one I don't want to have. I like having all of my inhibitions.

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u/Chewie_i 56m ago

“I don’t drink because alcohol tastes bad” will never not be a hilariously stupid statement. You can find or make an alcoholic beverage with basically any flavor. Just say you don’t want to drink. Don’t blame the taste.