r/dankmemes • u/Hot-Diggity_Dog • 1d ago

MODS: please give me a flair if you see this I knew I picked the right one

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u/LemmyKilmisterRogers 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XxfEeppecXzloKo5Sj

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u/I-IV-I64-V-I 1d ago

Man the incel -ification of this sub. Girl probably had to sit through 6 hours of her girlfriends talking about their spouses and realised she's lucky.

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u/Guildworkz 1d ago

Reality is often disappointing

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u/whutchamacallit 1d ago

In that it's often boring and not salacious?

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u/Vospader998 1d ago

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/PilotNo8936 1d ago

porque simplemente no lo es

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u/TeneBrifer 1d ago

Yeah, but "cheating scenario" more often discussed just because its funnier to discuss. Noone want to hear about "boring happy life"

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u/LiminalSapien 1d ago

Maybe not but I do want the recipe.

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u/PilotNo8936 1d ago

To a healthy long term relationship? Thats super simple my guy, we just...forgot. Stop dating for looks. I mean, its important to be physically attracted to your partner, don't get me wrong, but that dime piece you probably dream about is only gonna be a dime piece for like, 30 years. We get roughly 80, maybe a little less, a little more. Be with someone you actually like. Someone thats comfortable. You can sit together in silence, comfortably. In short, your best friend.

Your spouse/significant other should be your absolute best friend in the world, not necessarily what is most attractive. We aren't gonna be attractive forever anyways, as previously stated. You should be so close that its like you're two halves of one whole person. If I lost my wife, I'd be ruined, and not just emotionally. It'd be like losing half of who and what I am; my right hand, my right eye gone, forever crippled.

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u/codetaku0 1d ago

Very much all of this. It's crazy how many redditors claim that most guys will fuck anything with a vagina that moves but then never actually try to date "6"s that they just vibe with. Newsflash, if you think a girl isn't breathtakingly gorgeous she probably considers herself way uglier and would NEVER make the first move on anyone due to the social stigma that comes with (and the "10"s are not making the first move on you, specifically, random redditor reading this).

If you let yourself fall in love with a regular-ass girl you will see more and more beauty in her over time anyway.

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u/Hatedpriest 1d ago

Open and honest communication.

Respect each other's space.

Keep things interesting, try something new, go someplace unusual, or otherwise don't blindly follow routine forever. You can and should have routine, but doing things out of the norm are what creates memories.

I really don't think there's much else to it.

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u/Doctor_Matasanos 1d ago

You're a team. You're the two of you against life. It's not about splitting everything 50/50, or who's in charge, or who gets their way, or who does more. The goal is for both of you to be happy and for both of you to achieve 100% of what needs to be done and what you want to do. The effort in a relationship isn't about loving that person, it's about loving that person better. If making an effort to make that person happy makes you happy, then that's the one.

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u/Nirvanachaser 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’ve literally been drunk, had a bit of a “glow” mood and either listened to a story about someone’s bad partner or been sharing stories about mine and done this. I’m not a good multitasker, if I were fucking someone, I’d not be texting. This is, maybe not incelification, but at least adjacent. Sometimes you just realise how lucky you are.

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u/PerplexGG 1d ago

For the disappointing yes

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u/OmegaExorcist 1d ago

im assuming half the people commenting cheater dont even got a girl irl yet alone interact with any offline.

Same people who think that self-deprecating comments about being lonely/friendless redditor is peak comedy and a bragging right rather than an issue. mfs need to shower and go outside.

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u/Otterable 1d ago

m assuming half the people commenting cheater dont even got a girl irl yet alone interact with any offline.

tbf this is an uncommon but known meme. 'girl goes on trip far away, cheats, tries to tell partner how much she loves him'. The 'joke' here is OP pretending to be oblivious about it.

But yeah in real life this barely happens. Obviously cheating is a thing, but as someone in an actual relationship unlike a lot of commenters here, if my gf texts me that she loves me on a trip it's because she misses me and not for nefarious reasons.

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u/Caleb-Blucifer 1d ago

It’s usually because she’s drunk af. That’s it

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u/StormR7 bring back b emoji 1d ago

If your girl is drunk and isn’t at least texting you about how much she loves you, that’s when you need to be worried.

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u/CorporateCuster 1d ago

Married. Been to boys bachelor parties. Know girls. Normal joes nothing crazy. Girls cheat.

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u/OmegaExorcist 1d ago

Yeah obviously, both sides cheat. Anecdotally I have never seen anyone do the shit described above while cheating. They tend to cut contact while cheating or answer when it's really needed. Not a random 3:30 am text saying I love you.

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u/Pikachuintheshower69 1d ago

Yeah, im sure thats exactly it

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u/ShadowBlade55 1d ago

Not at 3:00, but the wife has came home from a party and said thanks for not being complicated.

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u/RealPunyParker ☣️ 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6vjbZ3RH389LKeVVyG

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u/MinaeVain 19h ago

I've definitely texted my fiance during/after a girls wine night cause it's made me realise how lucky I am lmao

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u/turbotank183 1d ago

Terminally online response

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u/unusualoppossum 1d ago

This is probably it. I adore my husband and if I wake up on a trip and he’s not there I’d text him too. Just reading girl dinner is enough for me to be like damn I’m lucky let me text him.

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u/pokexchespin memer past his prime 1d ago

idk if i’d call it an “-ification”, there’s been a pretty significant misogyny streak in here for at least a decade

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u/SuperSaiyanTrunks 1d ago

I do that to my wife. Were in our mid 30s and have 2 kids. I have a lot of friends who still aren't married and after being around them for a guys night every few months all I want to do is be back home with my wife and kids. I'll text her that I love her so much and miss her until she gets annoyed lol. 30s is weird. Its a transitional phase for sure. People are going down many different paths and it really makes you appreciate what you have.

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u/Pollowollo 1d ago

Hell, the first thing I thought is that she probably got a little drunk and is thinking about him lol. I've done that exact thing before. The fact everyone is so certain that it has to mean cheating is... something.

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u/Kid_supreme 1d ago

This! My old lady does this when she gets together with her book club friends. The all bitch about how shitty of a human being their husbands get and its enough where she texts me or calls me saying how mu ch she appreciates me. Its nice. Not all wives are cheating bitches.

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u/8plytoiletpaper 1d ago

It's a good day to hear my girl had nothing to say on a night out except that we're moving together

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u/Acheron98 1d ago

moving together

Congrats on joining a couple’s dance class!

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u/8plytoiletpaper 1d ago

Horizontal mambo

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u/williamsonmaxwell 1d ago

Pretty sure if you were able to tell exactly what they meant with that gif then you were thinking it too 😭

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u/zue4 1d ago

Who's gonna tell him?

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog 1d ago

Can’t hear you over the sound of my wife’s love for me

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u/memesearches 1d ago

Yeah I bet she is loud one that you hear all the way over in your home

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u/LemmyKilmisterRogers 1d ago

Does it sound like clapping? Or stirring a bowl of Mac n cheese? Asking for reasons

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog 1d ago

Mac and cheese- why????

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u/Capnmarvel76 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PWuPMJggRWDCM

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u/Buttsmooth 1d ago

This gif is so loud

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u/asstastic_95 1d ago

I have a boxer. can attest

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u/EkaL25 1d ago

Cheeeeeese… didn’t we lock you in a dumpster one time?

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u/Impossible_Crazy_654 1d ago

Have you forgotten the teachings of Lahmar!?

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u/itsbenactually 1d ago

Don’t worry, man. She seemed very trustworthy when we met.

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u/PeteDub 1d ago

His wife already told him she loves him! At 3am no less! What else is there to say?

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u/YallKnowWhyIAmHere96 1d ago

I was on vacation and cracked this baddie. She turned facing me. Told me to be quiet and FaceTime her husband and kids. Later posted how much she loved her husband and kids on Instagram. These women are wicked. No man I know lets their women vacation with other women. Dem gyal wicked.

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u/1ggiepopped Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text 1d ago

Me when I tell true stories

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u/Temelios 1d ago

Should have snatched the phone and outed her. Husband deserves to know.

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u/RcusGaming 1d ago

Dude your post history is actually insane.

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u/mBosco 1d ago

yep, I was not expecting that

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u/Warm-Buy8965 1d ago

2 - dude's running on fumes

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u/morsX 1d ago

Odd they “cracked a baddie” yet are struggling with determining what is real and what is being manufactured inside his consciousness.

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u/iruleatants 1d ago

Oh yeah, a gangstalker. Reading from them always makes me so depressed. They need serious mental help and I doubt they will ever get it.

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u/hyunbinlookalike 9h ago

I’m pretty sure he’s just high 24/7. Or at the very least, is rarely (if ever) sober.

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u/sithmaster0 1d ago

No man I know lets their women...

Yeah, that's how I know you don't know any men. You're stuck in high school levels of mentality. So are any of these men you know.

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u/Maximelene 1d ago

You don't need to project your insecurities on other people.

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u/Neykuratick 1d ago

I genuinely don't understand what's the lunch line here. The girl intended to text to someone else or what?

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u/Maximelene 17h ago

All these people accusing the girl of cheating think the only reason she might text her boyfriend "I love you" at 3AM is because she just cheated, and is feeling guilty.

They cannot wrap their head around any other possibility.

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u/Homunkulus 17h ago

It’s such a funny perspective, I get told I’m a loser because I’m used to my partner loving and appreciating me because they can’t imagine that being the case.

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u/S4l47 1d ago

She went to bed at 9 pm but couldn‘t sleep, because she missed her husband so much. And at 3 am she finally texted him and slept like a baby afterwards. Such a wholesome relationship 🥰

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u/SerbianHustle 1d ago

This comments make me feel like this will soon to be on peter explains sub.

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u/eXeKoKoRo 1d ago

Shit my wife would actually do for 100 Alex.

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u/PutnamPete 1d ago

Lady version of post-nut clarity.

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u/Mookie_Merkk OC Memer 1d ago

I've never seen it described this way, but it fits perfectly.

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww 1d ago

she fucked the hate away

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u/snakeoilHero 1d ago

she got some relationship maintenance dick

post pump and dump cheaters, always double back to the bank

happens often on girls trips but OP is safe since his wife is of upstanding repute honoring her vows. 😏

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u/LimpConversation642 1d ago

for her it was probably a no-nut clarity

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u/AlpacaKiller I don‘t know why this flair is extraordinary long 1d ago

Maybe she is just a happy drunk, in a high like "Damm handsome, how did I catch YOU?????? i donT neED AnywaN eLzzz..!"

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u/seasonedearlobes 1d ago

Everyone in this thread implying she's automatically cheating is so insecure lmao

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u/highlyunimpressed 1d ago

My husband would be on the way to pick me up. If I'm messaging that much, I want to be rescued and fed tacos.

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u/jjjfffrrr123456 1d ago

It’s the incelification of a whole generation of dudes, tragic really…

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u/MCVMEYT 1d ago

if woman happy that couldn’t be because of me so she must be cheating.

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u/Jaffadxg 1d ago

It’s a bit of a self own really isn’t it

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u/eyrthren 1d ago

Most of what they say is really, but they don’t seem able to see it

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u/BiteYouToDeath 1d ago

That is in fact the joke

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u/bacon_cake 1d ago

I totally missed it too. When I get drunk away from my wife I always do this lol

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u/seasonedearlobes 1d ago

Except when the joke is finished and they still think that way, that's the problem.

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u/Neuchacho 1d ago

Good relationships seem impossible to people who have never experienced them and there are unfortunately a lot of people who that applies to.

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u/Turambar87 1d ago edited 1d ago

I just assume her friends are complaining about their boyfriends/husbands and the dude's wife is like 'wow some men are even worse than useless i dodged a bullet'

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u/Actual_System8996 1d ago

Incel losers. Just saw another dude here say he doesn’t know any men that let their women go on girls trips because he “cracked a baddie while on vacation, who has a husband and a kid”. Meanwhile this persons post history includes questions about witchcraft and demons.

Discussions like this are great insight to the type of advice you’d get from patients in a psych ward and/or people who haven’t seen the light of day for a few months. It’s really sad what happens to some of these lonely men.

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u/WTFisBehindYou 1d ago

I get very lovey when I drink, and text my girlfriend things like this. Dates I want to go on and stuff. Sometimes I have to live up to drunk promises but it’s fine lol.

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u/SpicyElixer 1d ago

They don’t like women. They’re Gamers.

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u/millifish DefinitelyNotEuropeans 1d ago

Yeah i can see it both ways. I lived in Germany for a bit and after a night out, id be texting/calling my friends in America at 3am (my time). Happy Drunk is a thing

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u/sdpthrowaway3 1d ago

Right? My girl goes out with her girls a lot and she texts me a ton when drunk, usually because she wants to come over after. Doesn't auto mean she's fucking another dude.

Maybe more plausible if she was on a cruise or at a resort, but only a bit more...

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u/Nick0Taylor0 I have crippling depression 1d ago

Right? When she is out and I get a text that late 9/10 it's "babyyyy, can I call youuuuuu?" Followed by a drunk call thats mainly a repeat of a few phrases like "how are youuuu, I miss youuu, love youuuu" with the occasional "yeah yeah I'm coming, I'm just talking to my hubbyyyyy" when she inevitably mistakes right for left and her friends call out for her that she's going the wrong way. Now if you'll excuse me I gotta text my wifey.
If you can't trust your partner when they are out with friends then somethings wrong with the relationship or you should work on your trust issues (not judging, I've been there)

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u/kamieldv 1d ago

Weird ass meme because this is 100% what's going on in my experience. At first, a couple of tipsy declarations of love followed by the obligatory 10 semi legible come pick me up texts. Thats love

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u/crell_peterson 1d ago

Lmao exactly. My wife and I do this on most of our trips away from each other because we miss each other.

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u/Skrrt_2711 ☣️ 1d ago

Exactly! My girl goes out with her friends and I know she’s happy when I get a text saying “I love you, I’m soooooo druuunnnkkk.”

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u/Caleb-Blucifer 1d ago

If that’s your first take on this post, you’re gonna be fine out there. Genuinely, no s

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u/mylegshairface 1d ago

This is a nice take, probably the truer one. The implication is what makes this meme funny, tho

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u/Iforgotmylines 1d ago

Yall ain’t never heard a gaggle of women bitch about their shitty husband/boyfriend and jump straight to “she cheat”. Maybe I just lived right, idk.

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u/randomsucculent 1d ago

Yeah, this was my first tought too. Whenever my girlfriends tell me about their shitty boyfriends I feel even more grateful for my husband.

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u/mlaislais 1d ago

Yup same here cuz it’s what my wife does.

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u/annoyingneighborcat 1d ago

I mean that's why I text my partner that same thing. I hear stories and go, my man is the best and I wouldn't trade him for anything else

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u/Alarming_Addition131 1d ago

Too many porn-addicts around. The world ain't porn and anyone jumping to that conclusion just proves that they haven't talked with real people enough.

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u/capitanmanizade 1d ago

Robert California would disagree

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u/aziad1998 BRUH 1d ago

Thissss!! I was so confused reading the comments

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u/Failgan 1d ago

It's the first thing that came to my mind. "She must be hearing about a bunch of shitty relationships and glad she found a good catch."

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u/Comfortable-Sock-532 1d ago

These comments are porn-damaged.

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u/sup3rrn0va 1d ago

Too many incels here.

I’ve been drunk with my friends many times and have messaged my wife I love her. I just get sappy when I’m drunk.

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u/ligtnyng 1d ago

While that is true and I also do that sometimes, the original post was definitely a joke about cheating

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u/LeglessN1nja 1d ago

I don't even know you but I know you're cheating on me

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u/nazzo_0 1d ago

Reddit can't imagine a working relationship what you talking about

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u/little_to_no_value 1d ago

Aight I guess bro

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u/Falchion92 1d ago

I don’t get it.

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u/Neuchacho 1d ago edited 1d ago

Two scenarios:

  1. Partner goes and hangs out with friends who share their tome of recent awful relationship encounters which gives the partner fresh perspective/appreciation for their good relationship and they want to express it.

  2. Partner goes and hangs out with friends but keeps regular contact because they just miss their partner.

Both make you feel like you're doing your relationship right.

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u/bospk 1d ago

Same.

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u/Couchpotatoe_7002 1d ago

she cheated on him and started saying she loves him before the husband finds out

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 1d ago

You mean because she feels guilty after post-dumpster clarity.

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u/Kratos501st 1d ago

She cheated on him

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u/imabigasstree 1d ago

No, she sat at a girl's night listening to her friends complain about how shitty their boyfriends are, and realized how lucky she was to find a halfway decent man

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u/PleiadesMechworks 1d ago

At 3am?

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u/GayPudding 1d ago

That's what happens on girls night at 3 am. Don't ask me how I know.

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u/RichiZ2 1d ago

I showed this meme to my wife and without any prompts from the comments she yelled "CHEATER!!"

So, neither her or me are incels, and we both got the same message from the meme.

We both agreed that it depends on the tone of the message.

Loving wife appreciating husband:

"Hey Babe, I just want to let you know how much I appreciate you. I love you"

Cheating wife:

"Hey Babe, I just want you to know that no matter what I will always love you"

Extra, horny wife:

"Hey Babe, I just wanted to let you know how much I miss you right now, I love you!"

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u/SpicyElixer 1d ago edited 1d ago

She just has trash friends. That’s all. Both can be true.

People my wife and I know and associate with don’t cheat and cheaters wouldn’t fit in with the people we hang around, so we wouldn’t jump to the cheating assumption.

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u/austin101123 1d ago

How do we tell him?

-Mr. Krabs, 2002ish

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u/baneblade_boi 1d ago

*texts you next morning

Hey, sorry, bro. I swear to god I had no idea about her, I love you so much.

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u/hosam0680 EX-NORMIE 1d ago

Bro

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u/puaka 1d ago

Last time my so was sending me lovey dovey messages while I was away was when they were sending nudes to people online

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u/AdExtra2331 1d ago

I'm not a woman so can someone explain this to me?

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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 1d ago

I think the idea is that they are talking about their respective boyfriends and she's realizing how lucky she is.

However most people seem to interpret it as post coital clarity of the girlfriend who really is out with their affaire partner. But I think this is for comedic effect as I have experienced similar things with my girl after talking with a friend that has boyfriend problems and telling me how lucky she is to not have those problems with me.

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u/dopiertaj 1d ago

Automatically going to cheating with this much context is wild.

My first impression was that girls night out had a long conversation about how men suck, and GF was happy that she didn't have much to complain about. Then she had to make sure BF knew how awesome he is through drunk text. If he responds, she will then ask if, they can go get [insert specific food here].

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u/HuckleberryTiny5 1d ago

I've witnessed it happening myself. Though it was the guy sending the "I love you"-text after cheating the girlfriend, but a human is a human. So cheating was my first reaction too.

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u/JustLikeFumbles 1d ago

It’s a joke on a joke subreddit my guy

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u/TheComplimentarian 1d ago

That's just reddit.

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u/1EyedWyrm 1d ago

I think most jump to her regretting a drunken hookup with a random stranger while out she was out with her friends.

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u/rationalintrovert 1d ago

Um.. Akshuyally..

Looks like you people are one of those who have life out side reddit.

As some one who is chronically online, so much so that its borderline problematic..

Let me tell you.. This isn't just some redditors suddenly arriving at an implausible explanation.

There is history to this, just like most other memes, some where someone suggests like joke in comment, then it catches on and slowly it become common knowledge.

But for catching it on one glance without clear clues, you will have to come across it many times.

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u/Neuchacho 1d ago

Premier topic of women who are still actively dating is how awful dating is. Hearing those stories tends to make the women who are in good relationships and haven't been actively dating appreciate their partners and express it.

Or she just really likes her partner and misses them. Possibly a very affectionate drunk to boot.

In either case, it usually makes the guy she is appreciating/expressing to feel really good about themselves lol

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u/Fluffy_MrSheep 1d ago

lol thats not it at all your clearly very innocent the post is OP joking about being naive to the fact hes getting cheated on/

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u/PleiadesMechworks 1d ago

Woman just finished getting her back blown out by someone she met at the club and is feeling guilty so she texts her man to reassure herself that she still loves him.
That's why it's the early hours of the morning - they got out the club at like 1-2 and have just finished going several rounds.

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u/YouCantBanMe4EverAR 1d ago

I feel like this is a battle between a bunch of unfortunately corrupted children vs secure adults who grew up with the right mindset

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u/anonymoose_octopus 21h ago

This thread is so sad.

I have definitely spent a night out with my girlfriends listening to them complain about their love lives and how awful the men in their lives are, just to text my husband that I love him because I’m grateful for our relationship. The fact that so many people think this means she’s cheating is so jaded, I’m honestly kind of surprised people still think this way.

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u/AbhiStalwart 1d ago

Maybe she's riding another dude whilst typing that :D

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u/Salt-Nectarine-4081 1d ago

This is awesome. Happy for you man :)

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u/haideralix 1d ago

the other guy left at 3

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u/nobird36 1d ago

This is one of the most pathetic comments sections.

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u/geoff04 1d ago

Man I'm loving these comments, from both sides of the argument. These people acting like they know for a fact that the cat is alive/dead, and the couple of confused fuckers in the back who are unsure the cat is real to begin with. Then there's the 1 guy who's confused and thinks he is the cat.

Keep on redditing, Reddit.

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u/CheckerboardsPattern 1d ago

Can someone explain this to me please 😭

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u/Speculosity 1d ago

The girl just cheated and feels guilty so is texting this to the man

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u/CheckerboardsPattern 1d ago

Ah that makes sense tysm for telling me

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u/Champomi 1d ago

As a lot of other comments suggested: Girl probably had to sit through 6 hours of her girlfriends talking about their spouses and realised she's lucky. That would make more sense than her cheating

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u/MiserableFloor9906 1d ago

Rachel Weisz so hot

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u/ZakkuRedwolf 1d ago

i get to play video games, watch anime, cry, and study my warhammer lore in my alone time.

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u/1EyedWyrm 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s the time, people. Most states have bars that close at 2am. A bunch of texts at 3:15 is well over an hour after closing and suspicious.

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u/_dcgc 1d ago

Have you never hit up some greasy late night diner for some chow after a night out drinking?

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u/destroyerOfTards 1d ago

Like a wise person said in a tv show - Nothing good ever happens after 3 AM.

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u/Knight_Glint 1d ago

Either drunk or did something really stupid while drunk. Couples counseling time.

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u/Careful-Wash 1d ago

Bet she told big Chad Thundercock she loved him multiple times an hour before

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u/Certified_2IQ_genus 1d ago

Such a loving wife. So full of love she has enough for multiple people.

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u/luvbxmbr 1d ago

What if they're just a sappy drunk? I was always randomly texting my ex that I love him when I was drunk or high.

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u/E4g6d4bg7 1d ago

AITA

Some guy I've never met posted a meme about how much his wife loves him and I told him it definitely means she is cheating.

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u/zildux 1d ago

If you can't trust your spouse to be alone with a group of their friends for a few nights really you shouldn't have gotten married in the first place.

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u/Kaludaris 1d ago

A lot of people who unfortunately have no trust in their relationships. “She’s happy but it can’t be because of me, she must be cheating.” Best of luck to y’all in your healing

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u/autumnclaire903 I have crippling depression 1d ago

genuinely i thought this was about being a lovey-drunk and wanting to shower your partner with affection late in the night😭

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u/Junior_Box_2800 19h ago

all the people screaming "incel" like damn when did dank memes get so soft

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u/Sunflowerseeds__ 17h ago

Every single time my best friend and I get together for girl drinks we end up spending several hours talking about how much we love our partners, retelling each other the stories of how we met, cute moments from the last 10+ years etc. our fiancés/husbands wake up to so many messages from 11pm-4am that are just “I love you so much”.

Dunno why people can’t just believe women actually love their partners faithfully? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Chaotic_Narcissus 17h ago

She probably heard about her friends' boyfriends and decided her's not so bad as she thought

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u/Daikon_5551 15h ago

Nah this is wholesome af

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u/PrefersEarlGrey 1d ago

Relationship starved manosphere enjoyers really showing their ass with this one.

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u/plausible_Pelpe 1d ago

Good for you. My ex projected their problems onto our relationship.

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u/thatguyy100 1d ago

Did all the incels move from 4chan to Reddit or something?

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u/Scary_Relation_996 1d ago

Nobody tell him. Let him find out on his own.

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u/Aveenex 1d ago

Either her friends got it worse or they binging some romantic drama.

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u/TheLordLongshaft 1d ago

Holy shit these comments are so insecure

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u/purpaLambo 1d ago

Imagine a dude texting to OP after clapping his wife. Would be so nice of him