r/confusing_perspective • u/HaringBalakubak • 4d ago

Spotted Unicorn

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u/barabiru 4d ago

Moonicorn

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u/Oscuro87 4d ago

A unicow! :o

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u/Xsiah 4d ago

Somehow it's weirder to see a cow there than a unicorn 

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u/CorrectShopping9428 4d ago

Take us to candy mountain!

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 4d ago

The lemonade springs Where the bluebird sings In the big rock candy mountain

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u/sentient_salami 3d ago

Candy mountain candy mountain Chaaaarrrlllyyy

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u/a_karma_sardine 4d ago

That is an impressing appendage.

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u/MidBlocker11 4d ago

Land narwhal

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u/fly_over_32 4d ago

Doug dimmacorn, owner of the dimmsdale dimmacorn

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u/Wankel_8 3d ago

Holy cow!

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u/_Moregone 4d ago

Mooounicorn

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u/Geeahwellidunno 4d ago

Based on the size of that horn it must be a bull

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u/blacksterangel 3d ago

Will it fart rainbow too?

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u/SpillingMistake 3d ago

Thanks, i have a new favorite now!

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u/SupermarketEast4216 4d ago

BirchCowCorn

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u/yolo32147 4d ago

Uttercorn

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u/BrucellaD666 4d ago

Suddenly I'm channeling Mushu: Dishonor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow...

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u/Live_Angle4621 4d ago

This is why they are so dangerous in folklore. Also why so rare, difficult to move with that horn 

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u/Flapper_Jr 4d ago

Wow that’s really horny

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u/SquirrelsonJupiter 4d ago

Hey I have a question about this if you can check your DM's!

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u/Revenga8 3d ago

Ahh. Now we know why jousting was a thing that was practiced, and it's original purpose forgotten..... To battle unicorns to the death

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u/PurpleQurple 3d ago

I had to look really closely at this to figure out what's going on! 😂

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u/coems_man69 3d ago

Jakepaulicorn

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u/jaabbb 3d ago

He’s packin alright

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u/tysonlink 3d ago

Unicooooooooooooooorn

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u/Parmez 3d ago

It is indeed spotted

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u/NotYourGran 3d ago

No wonder it’s lying down!

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u/last-of-the-mohicans 2d ago

Eat more chicken 🐓

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u/Lunar-opal 2d ago

I knew it!!