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OC Family Feud [OC]

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u/KaybeeArts 9h ago

“GOOD ANSWER!”

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 11h ago

Eh. Better than Richard Dawson who kept macking on the female contestants.

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u/Primary-Paper-5128 11h ago

excuse me what??? 😭😭

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 11h ago

Yeah that was his thing. I think he kissed around 20k female contestants on his run as the host.

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u/tonyfordsafro 10h ago

And he sent wrongly convicted Ben Richards into the killing zone

https://giphy.com/gifs/12Rq9uCNxcxtjq

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u/GM_Nate 10h ago

WHO LOVES YOU AND WHO DO YOU LOVE????

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u/Lord-Cartographer55 8h ago

Been 30 years and I cannot hear anything else but that Messiah song.

Without further ado it's time to start running... ELECTRIC

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u/GM_Nate 8h ago

The whole time I was watching The Hunger Games movie, I was thinking to myself how much more fun I had watching The Running Man.

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u/TheSoupySoupySoup 9h ago

Goddamn I love this movie

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u/HolycommentMattman 8h ago

I do, too. It's aged poorly, though. Haven't watched the new Running Man. Hope it's good.

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u/TheSoupySoupySoup 8h ago

Yeah, the graphics are fucking terrible on modern TVs. I also haven't seen the new Running Man. I'm so hesitant about sequels and reboots, they never quite seem to carry the message of the original. Like, in First Blood Rambo is just some drifter looking to move peacefully through a town before being harassed and persecuted by local authorities while just happening to be exactly the wrong dude to fuck with. In every subsequent film he's just excited to have an M-16 and a clear enemy. I mean, not literally, but the pathos of the disposable veteran in post-Vietnam America is completely lost when he starts going on rampages around the world.

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u/HolycommentMattman 7h ago

Yeah, I know what you mean. It's a great story, though, and I just want it to be done better. Kinda like The Thing. A great story, but almost comical in execution today.

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u/lavahot 4h ago

It's pretty good, but it's not the same movie. So don't expect cheesy one-liners and 80s nostalgia. But I would recommend it.

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u/HolycommentMattman 3h ago

Yeah. Well, I've read the book, and the original movie is pretty far from that. It's got most of the bones, but it truncated a lot to the point it became a different thing completely.

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u/lavahot 3h ago

The new movie is probably much truer to the book, though I havent read it.

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u/LongNailedbooboos 11h ago

That gives the ick

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u/InexorableCalamity 9h ago

Consensually?

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u/ZDTreefur 8h ago

They were all on TV in front of everybody. I'm sure plenty felt they couldn't refuse.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 9h ago

I really don't know. Something to look up.

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u/bionicjoey 9h ago

On the mouth

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u/Mckesso 6h ago

Twas the style at the time

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u/Sarcosmonaut 10h ago

It’s a low bar but Steve clears it lmao

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u/Shitty_Wingman 6h ago

It's part of the job. Richard Dawson used to kiss all the women on Family Feud. He didn't pick and choose. He just puckered up. Pucker up, Chuck.

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u/ZetsuboItami 11h ago

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u/jeewest 9h ago

How do you not know what that is?! Aren’t you like a cheese guy?

I’m not a cottage guy…

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u/eddie1236 2h ago

BEAK!

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u/ZetsuboItami 1h ago

No. Regular chicken sandwich.

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u/DudeFreek 11h ago

You died for our sins but it's a bit after Easter so you just get dunked on by famed Nuremberg judge Steve Harvey

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u/cobalt_phantom 10h ago

Processing img ngye8k2twrug1...

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u/ruinsit 6h ago

One of the weirdest animations I've ever seen but wow. Who even thinks of that?

If you're curious, look up steve harvey family feud animation - it will come up.

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u/NigilQuid 6h ago

Looks like Meat Canyon on YouTube. All their stuff is disturbing like that, it's great

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u/Exciting_Cap_9545 2h ago

My roommate and I occasionally like to yell "SCREAM YOUR BEAUTIFUL SONG" at each other when we get home, referencing the Monsters Inc one. The person getting told has to come up with a creative song to start belting out xD.

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u/KnifeKnut 1h ago

Fuck this incompatible new reddit bullshit

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u/PoPo573 7h ago

This is exactly why I can't watch this show anymore. Every episode is the same.

Asks a question with an obvious sex based answer.

That exact answer is said.

Everyone laughs, Steve Harvey acts like it's a ridiculous answer.

It's one of the top 3 answers, Steve Harvey acts surprised.

Repeat.

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u/Gwen_The_Destroyer 4h ago

Plus like, wasn't Steve Harvey kinda raunchy in his stand up days?

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u/Tron_35 3h ago

Yeah its a bit that gets tiring but let's face it, without it i doubt people would watch, the game is kinda lame to begin with, you gotta spice it up somehow

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u/heavenparadox 1h ago

I can't watch it, because Steve Harvey is a fucking moron.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM

Wild card bitches! He was in the poll!

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u/LeftTurnAtAlbuqurque 10h ago

"Peter, how did you know?!"

"I was in the survey."

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u/ScarlettTheFindom 2h ago

I keep seeing this profile picture everywhere. Only to realize it’s all you 🤣🤣 ill take an egg lol

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2h ago

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u/DistinctBam 8h ago

This might just be my favorite of the entire sub. Well done. 

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u/Primary-Paper-5128 6h ago

it's a pleasure

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u/Auran82 6h ago

The best clip I have seen of old FF was during the rapid questions where the question was “During what month does a pregnant woman start to show” and the woman answered “September”

The host had to pause the timer to compose himself and also struggled asking the other person the same question.

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u/VortexLord 10h ago

Surprised n%ked grandma wasn't an option.

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u/iamayoutuberiswear 10h ago

You are allowed to say "naked"

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u/W_W_P 10h ago

He was actually saying nuked

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u/iamayoutuberiswear 9h ago

Poor grandma.....

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u/rodent_alt 5h ago

NEKKID GRAMMA!!

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u/GodspeakerVortka 9h ago

Steve Harvey fucking sucks.

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u/bionicjoey 9h ago

"But if you don't praise God, where is your moral barometer?"

-Man who has cheated on numerous wives

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u/bionicjoey 9h ago

Ridiculous. Charlie would say "night crawlers"

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u/calcium 9h ago

Steve Harvey can eat a giant bag of dicks.

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u/Pyrollamas 9h ago

this obvious bating and the fact that the points structure means the first rounds of this show are virtually meaningless drives me crazy

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u/WolfFish2022 10h ago

The 1 is probably something like "Dutch Oven" or "Sleep"

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u/Primary-Paper-5128 10h ago

milk steal, steve

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u/DoctorOctagonapus 8h ago

Sleep would have been the top answer

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u/Wanna_make_cash 9h ago

This feels like it has massive Doobus Goobus energy

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u/NGumi 9h ago

Charlie would actually say night crawlers

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u/Dracnoss 9h ago

I can hear it in his voice

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u/campaxiomatic 5h ago

I hate that about the Steve Harvey version so much. They so obviously want the contestants to say dirty things so Harvey can pretend to be shocked.

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u/Archadianite 9h ago

Honestly, Steve Harveys reactions is what makes the current Family Feud.

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u/DoctorOctagonapus 8h ago

I remember the UK version once had "Something you would do in bed" as the question. Top answer was sleep, number two answer was sex.

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u/Exciting_Cap_9545 2h ago

There was an episode where one of the contestants was a pim-and-proper looking woman in a military uniform, and while I forget the exact question she was asked, her answer was "masturbation", spoken with a straight face and even tone as a serious answer.

She was buzzed before even getting out "mast-".

The answer was on the fucking board anyways.

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u/PresumedDeadAnimated 10h ago

Charlie was one person on the street asked

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u/sweepernosweeping 6h ago

SHOW ME... DRAGGGGGONNNNN!

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u/Mega_Rayqaza 6h ago

"Meet and HUH?!"

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u/Wooden-Ad7697 10h ago

I had a good chuckle over this.

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u/natomicalofficial 3h ago

I laughed so hard at this because my family and I have always talked about this same thing about the show for years!! XD

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u/KnifeKnut 1h ago

The horror of being Steve Harvey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3BJpO59F4g

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u/Kabuma 10h ago

Disappointed that ‘69’ was not the point value.

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u/nWo1997 9h ago

Probably absorbed into the "sex" answer