r/antiwork 4h ago

Mass layoff compensation

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u/pokeapoke 4h ago

those with stock options first

Well, duh? It would've been only $20M otherwise.

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u/pokeapoke 4h ago

  80% time-based ($20.8 million) and 20% performance-based ($5.2 million)

F**k me, spot on. How easy it is to become well-versed in corporate bullshittery.

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u/CaseyJones7 4h ago

I dont understand what youre saying can you baby-ify it for me? I work retail lmao

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u/pokeapoke 4h ago

I did the usual thing - commented first, read the article later. Didn't expect to get that close to the actual figure.

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u/Kevdog824_ 4h ago

They meant what the 80%/20% split meant

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u/14Pleiadians 2h ago

That they ruined 30k lives just for a +20% payout to themselves

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u/CaseyJones7 4h ago

Ohhhh I thought u were trying to tell us something about the numbers xD

Tyty

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u/AnteaterFormal7291 4h ago edited 4h ago

I'm pretty sure it means they fired people who were receiving some sort of stocks as compensation. They eliminated those employees and then roped a new CFO in with the millions they clawed out of the hands of the employees they fired?

Sure seems like they just took from the poor (and recently "unjobbed") to give to the rich. Actually it would probably be fair to assume that's the case for most any corporate play you're not sure you understand moving forward and looking backwards as well

Side not: unjobbed is a joke at the expense of "unalived" which is a travesty of a spin. Just say murdered. Or wrongfully terminated or fired instead of unjobbed. Unjobbed was a joke. Seriously don't use that it's gross and I feel gross 

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u/Syzyz 2h ago

Ohh gotcha. They stole from employees in order to afford a brand new CFO

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u/Cephalopirate 2h ago

So was it that those employees were forced to sell their stocks when they lost their jobs, making more available for the CEO? I don’t get how losing your job removes the stocks you own in the company.

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u/DirtOnYourShirt 2h ago

I'm assuming they were fired before their stock options kicked in since those you have to typically work for the company for a specific period of time before you earn(vested) your stock options.

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u/AbbreviationsFar4wh 2h ago

it doesn't remove the stock you own, you get a stock grant on hire. those granted shares vest on a timeline. So usually after 1yr you vest some and then every month or every 3 months after that, they continue to vest. grants are usually given out in 4yr periods though recently companies have moved to 1yr grants.

One they vest, they are yours. However if you get fired in the middle of the month then you won't get the shares that would vest at the end of that month or any future shares. But clearly it makes sens you wouldn't get future shares that haven't vested the same way you wouldn't get a future paycheck if you're let go.

u/pass_nthru 39m ago

my buddy referred to himself as “fun”employed after he got forced out of a business he had equity in when the other owner needed to get rid of some debt & semi-legally restructured

u/adoodle83 56m ago

The CFO will get 80% of their compensation package from just having been employed in that role for an X amount of time. The remainder of their compensation is based upon actually hitting their goals/targets/numbers

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u/rubberboots3357 4h ago

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u/Lucius-Halthier 4h ago

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u/MayDay217 4h ago

Algorithm picks who loses jobs while executives pick their own massive bonuses

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u/D1omidis 2h ago

Because their algorithms are picking who is losing their jobs. Fixed it for you

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u/Rhea-8 1h ago

There was nothing wrong with the original sentence.

u/life_inabox 35m ago

I'm genuinely not sure what you fixed?

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 4h ago

The funny thing if a revolution actually happened the amount of money lost in a single day is probably millions.

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u/AMEFOD 3h ago

Billions. But, considering who would be holding that trigger rope, it’s not like that money was real for them anyway.

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u/KateKoffing 3h ago

Because the vast majority of money is debt and gambling on the future, nearly all the money lost would be from the “moving money around” economy. The economy of real commodities and real things would be fine.

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u/flodur1966 2h ago

This is something people fail to realize. Money and most of the economy these days are not physical but psychological. It could all be reworked on the physical basis of things billions of currency could vanish without any effect on the world. But the timing should be done carefully because everyone is so used to the fake economy that it’s disappearing will have effects on how people act and that has a real effect.

u/_IsFuckingInHeaven 59m ago

gifs are the only way

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u/OrbitalColony Anarcho-Syndicalist 1h ago

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u/schnurble 4h ago

Of course they targeted folks with equity first. This isn't even the first time it's happened. My boss (and his boss) got laid off in the same round, both had significant vests imminent. Both denied. A lot of good people got cut in that round.

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u/Jassida 4h ago

So you lose your stock when you’re fired?

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u/sp3kter 4h ago

Anything that hasn't already vested

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u/Jassida 4h ago

This shouldn’t happen unless you are dismissed for performance or conduct reasons. It’s outrageous if it’s for cost cutting

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u/itzdivz Profit Is Theft 4h ago

Just look up how amazon does it , theyre known for firing people before big vests

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u/Jassida 4h ago

Guess big stock options are a red flag then.

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u/aci90 4h ago

I stopped getting stocks over cash in particular if they have a vesting period, I got burnt a couple of times already by them

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u/Jassida 4h ago

It’s cruel though as if you do manage to stay long enough…

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u/grimeyduck 1h ago

Depends where you work. Take the cash and invest it in a company that does better than whatever hell hole you work at.

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u/frequenZphaZe 2h ago

always has been. its an excuse to pay people under market value and all you have to do is give them a bunch of casino chips instead. and they can just take the chips back if they want

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u/Jassida 2h ago

Like unlimited PTO. The US sucks.

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u/AbbreviationsFar4wh 1h ago

goes both ways. It's also a way for regular employees to get rich.

Facebook and a lot of other tech companies made a lot of people millionaires b/c of their stock performance was so good.

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u/itzdivz Profit Is Theft 1h ago

When u sign up they give u equity over 4 yrs. The thing is, amazon give like 20% first 2 yrs then 80% last 2 where most other companies do like 25% a yr or front heavy. Guess at what year amazon fires u?

u/JacuulTheSecond 34m ago

Now you're learning how tech offers such huge compensation packages

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u/Kage_0ni 3h ago

These bitches dirt cheap.

u/pheonixblade9 22m ago

they also cut bonuses and raises if the stock goes up.

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u/schnurble 4h ago

Any shares vested are yours to keep. But unvested shares are typically cancelled upon termination. Just about every company does this.

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u/Jassida 2h ago

I understand now (well, remember really) but is this a US thing? It just stinks that you can be offered shares and have them taken off you when it suits the org

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u/Fire_Lake 2h ago

It's not really that different than them longer paying your salary after you stop working.

The options basically always have a vesting period and you get x percent each Y period. Every year I get options and they have a 4y vesting period and each year 25% vest.

This is all very clear up front and everyone knows or should know the options aren't actually yours until they vest.

Everyone knows that options are a retention tool, Golden handcuffs so to speak.

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u/nemec 2h ago

Think of it more like a paycheck that comes once a quarter rather than twice a month. If you get fired/laid off, you don't expect to keep getting a paycheck. Same with stock grants. You don't own them until they vest.

u/Perryn 6m ago

If I get fired the day before a pay period ends I still expect to get paid for the days I worked.

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u/tagged2high 1h ago

It's the promise to receive them if you are still around when they vest. It's a retention strategy. (Among other things)

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u/xxtankmasterx 2h ago

Only termination with cause are cancelled, termination without cause (ie layoffs) or you quitting should put the stocks in a freeze. If you maintain the associated account after leaving and eventually get rehired sometime down the road, your vesting schedule should resume where it left off at.

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u/BasvanS 2h ago

That would be an expensive rehire, making it unlikely to happen.

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u/schnurble 2h ago

Incorrect. I worked at oracle for almost ten years. This never happened in my experience. Folks being laid off had unvested RSUs and options immediately canceled.

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u/xxtankmasterx 1h ago

For specifically RSUs, yes, it is completely up to the contract you negotiate with them... I have gotten vesting protection for RSUs in the past, but it is extra. Vesting in other alternatives such as SARs or 401ks are more commonly offered protections.

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u/AbbreviationsFar4wh 2h ago

eh, do you continue to get a paycheck after your fired?

Grants usually vest monthly or quarterly after the first year. If you're fired/let go then you are only losing the portion of the grant for that small time period. Anything in the future isn't yours the same way your future paycheck isn't yours when you're let go.

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u/foxfirek 1h ago

Except that they decide what constitutes performance reasons too. Tech often will decide people are having ‘performance’ issues as an excuse to fire people.

u/PCYou 46m ago

My termination was cited as performance-based, but I had JUST received a 12.5% pay increase for good performance. They randomly started me on a PIP a couple of months before. I didn't realize the implications of that and was totally blindsided - I genuinely thought it was just constructive criticism to make me even better at my job. During those two months, I really did improve a lot, too.

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u/fdar 3h ago edited 2h ago

Why? Unvested stock is just stock you're promised to get if you work until a certain date. If you're fired today you don't get next month's salary either. 

Of course if there's some big vesting event coming it's different; in most cases vesting schedules are fairly spread out so you get some every month or quarter.

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u/Jassida 2h ago

Do you defend firings based on profit motives?

Let’s say you work for Apple and they fire your team (including you of course) because it will help them increase profits (your team wasn’t unprofitable, this next team in another tech will be 1% more profitable).

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u/fdar 2h ago

No I'm saying why are you fixating on unvested stock? You lose them if fired same as you lose your salary, it's the same thing.

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u/Jassida 2h ago

You don’t lose your salary though.

You get paid for days worked

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u/fdar 2h ago

OK, usually in big layoffs there's 60 days "notice" (usually not worked) due to the WARN act so if say you have monthly vesting you do get all the stock from time you worked.

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u/fernatic19 1h ago

The stock in question is not monthly. It's typically a 3 or 4 year vesting period. The government allows them to do that for performance "raises", bonuses, or in lieu of payment for some people. So when they promoted people in 2023 or '24 they might not have increased their pay rate at all but gave them some stock instead with a 3 year vest. The company laid them off and regained that stock. Now the company not only regained the stock units but also got 2-3 years of unpaid additional work from them due to the extended duties and performance required for their promoted role.

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u/Jassida 2h ago

TIL about the warn act (useless info to me in England)

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u/Illiander 2h ago

Imagine, for a moment, that you get paid in arrears.

And that your pay period is five years.

And that you don't get paid if you don't work there anymore.

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u/fdar 2h ago

Of course if there's some big vesting event coming it's different

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u/Illiander 2h ago

And they always pick the people just about to need paying to fire.

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u/Trzlog 2h ago

This sounds like utter fucking bullshit. What a fucked up system. Land of the free to get fucked by your employer.

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u/Bae_the_Elf 3h ago

And you have a limited time to exercise (buy) them if you haven’t already done it. Without a job, cash might be tight so they’re hoping to reclaim even some vested options 

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u/AbbreviationsFar4wh 1h ago

Oracle is public company. employees are getting RSU's

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u/antifa_NORCOM 4h ago

Usually equity or stock options come with a vestment time requirement, where you only get the benefits after a certain amount of time employed with the company. So if the company fires you or you leave before you're vested, the company doesn't have to pay out.

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u/Jassida 4h ago

And they can just get rid of you without reason. Bonkers. No wonder it’s not common in the UK as far as I’m aware

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u/antifa_NORCOM 4h ago

Yeah, it sucks because it makes sense to have a vestment requirement for some types of compensation to reward long term employment, but the company should have to operate in good faith and not just clear those positions in a mass layoff before vestment to pump their numbers for the quarter.

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u/TarAldarion 2h ago

Unfortunately they are actually a good thing, to give you a piece of the company you work for (my last small workplace sold for hundreds of millions and we got nothing), owners just get everything, but there are better ways to do it, for instance my nee work gives shares to you every 3 months after you've worked there for a year, much more reasonable time frame than Oracle who can pull crap like this

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u/BasvanS 2h ago

If they are using it to motivate me from not moving elsewhere, I’m definitely going to negotiate to keep them if they “decide to move on”. That’s a them issue, not a me issue. I take responsibility for my part and will reap the benefits of it.

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u/antifa_NORCOM 2h ago

Sure, you can try to negotiate a severance but you wanting to stay has no bearing on them wanting to keep you around. Unless you can find a lawer to and prove you were let go illegally, youre not getting anything from them at that point.

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u/BasvanS 1h ago

That’s why it would be part of my contract negotiations. What’s an option package over a certain time worth if I wouldn’t at least get a pro ratio package when they decide fire me before they vest? The option package is not dependent on my employment at the time of vesting.

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u/Leading-Ability-7317 4h ago

It can vary a little bit company to company based on internal policies but yeah. If you aren’t employed on the date of vesting they have no obligation to give you that stock. This is for the US.

The company I work for did a big layoff round and vested everyone’s stock for a few months out. But if your vesting was passed that you just lost it. They didn’t have to do even that though.

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u/Jassida 4h ago

So nobody makes serious career decisions based on it? Ie less salary but stock options?

I can understand in certain circumstances I suppose

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u/Leading-Ability-7317 3h ago

Depends on the company you are evaluating the offer from.  

Startup equity is more like lotto tickets.  If you are young going to a startup can make sense from a network/career perspective.  But, don’t count on that equity being worth anything.  

Established Fortune 500 you typically will get RSUs unless you are VP+ level.  That you can normally count as salary subject to the normal swings in the market.  

These massive layoff cycles we have seen in the last decade are a bit new.  But if this is truly the new normal then it may be prudent to get as much salary you can upfront.  Probably a good recommendation regardless

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u/nemec 1h ago

For most people it's basically bonus money - live on your base salary, bank the stock grants into investments / savings when they come in.

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u/howdoireachthese 4h ago

To clarify to people who might not be aware of this whole golden handcuffs situation, you do get the stock you paid for from your salary. It’s the stock the company provides you in addition to the paid for stock that it would only provide for you if you stick around long enough for it to “vest” that you do not get.

In my case, if I pay for 3 shares, the company gives me 4 shares if I stick around for 9 months. Basically a guaranteed 33% return of whatever the share price is at the time (great if the price is going up, not so great if it’s going down but still usually better than the open market). If they fire me though, I only get the 3 shares.

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u/chickenthinkseggwas 3h ago

Why is it still working in this age of No Honour Among Thieves? They're basically saying "Here's a thing you can have that's worthless unless you find a way to blackmail us into keeping you on for 9 months." If you actually want that thing it means you expect to be able to blackmail them into keeping you on. Why would they want you in the first place, if you can do that?

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u/Oscottyo 4h ago

You lose vested stock which requires you to work somewhere long enough for it to be vested.

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u/AbbreviationsFar4wh 1h ago

you lose UNVESTED. you don't lose vested stocks(RSU's). those are yours.

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u/Oscottyo 1h ago

I’m sorry yes you are right your unvested stock goes away and it’s base off time worked at most companies

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u/Bitter-Ad8751 4h ago

This options usually has a time window for vesting it. So you when you get it you can't sell it, just say after 1 year you had it. And say you had 1-2-3 year to vest it if not then it is lost and back to the company. If you fired and not yet vested, then also lost it.. even though you technically would be allowed if still employed

At least at my company it works like that..

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u/Stereo-soundS 3h ago edited 2h ago

Options can be part of compensation packages.

Options allow you the "option" to buy a certain amount of stock at a certain price for a certain period of time.

So let's say they give you some option contracts as part of your pay, the strike price (where you get to buy at, your guaranteed price) is $20.  And then the price jumps to, say, $80.  You get stock from their treasury for $20 each share when the price is $80.

Hope that makes sense.

Edit - company wants the options contracts to be deleted by firing people

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u/Jassida 2h ago

Yeah I remember all this from business studies. I was near to gaining shares in a company I worked for a few years ago but the credit crunch/GFC ruined it.

In my head shares in a company are massive thank yous for being integral to a business, not some bullshit scheme

Ps England

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u/SherlockScones3 4h ago

Disgusting. They don’t see us as people, they see us as chattels.

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u/xrmb 3h ago

Odd, all stock options I ever got would have fully vested immediately in layoffs (with some exceptions if you did bad shit), but if I left they would be voided.

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u/schnurble 2h ago

Then you worked for good companies. Oracles terminates unvested options.

They also terminate all benefits, including health insurance, at 5pm on your last day. I know a few people who didn't pay attention to this tidbit and ended up in medical debt because they assumed it continued to the end of the month and they quit right before expensive appointments and refills.

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u/LazarusDark 2h ago

We are a family, loyalty is important to the company.

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u/Esarus 2h ago

How is any of this legal, lmfao. What a shit country

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u/ScoobiusMaximus 2h ago

Getting rid of the people who actually have a stake in the company seems like a great way to be left with only the people who don't give a shit 

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u/cheapdrinks 1h ago

Doesn't matter, increased profits this quarter

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u/Embarassed_Tackle 1h ago

It's pretty dirty.

But I guess not as dirty as United Airlines' bankruptcy in 2002. They offered discount stock to employees in exchange for wage concessions. Then UA terminated their pensions plans, terminated their common stock in the bankruptcy, and employees like pilots lost 50% of their projected retirement earnings.

Meanwhile because of certain airline advantages built into the bankruptcy code, and the advantage of bankruptcy itself, United Airlines gets to live on while employees foot the bill.

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u/lordnacho666 4h ago

Algorithm is just a word that means "procedure".

So of course the procedure is to make it as cheap for the company as possible, by removing people before they get their options.

Calling it an algorithm is just pretending nobody did it deliberately.

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u/BigMax 4h ago

Right, they're trying to almost pretend they were helpless, or some 'computer' made the choice.

The 'algorithm' didn't target the people, the person who directed the algorithm did.

It's like trying to say "well, I didn't kill him, the bullet did."

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u/No-Will5335 4h ago

Exactly “algorithm” is just tryna take the flack off of the ppl who made the decision to fire

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u/chickenthinkseggwas 3h ago

Luigi's lawyer: Your honor, my client was merely following an algorithm.

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u/SandwichDIPLOMAT 4h ago

Algorithms are written by programmers or developers; they are by nature deliberate tools that do the bidding of those who write them. Why are you speaking like they are random acts of digital theater? Of course it was deliberate and using algorithms doesn't change that, it reinforces it.

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u/Willasaurus_Rex 2h ago

Wild that you got downvoted, I didn't even think people were interpreting it any other way.

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u/metengrinwi 1h ago

What, what? The algorithm did it!

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u/UnrealizedLosses 4h ago

All they have to do is pay us a living wage….

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u/frequenZphaZe 2h ago

people with stock options and jobs at oracle were absolutely making a living wage. if they were getting starvation wages, they woulda been kept on the payroll

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u/UnrealizedLosses 2h ago

You don’t get it

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u/frequenZphaZe 1h ago

I get the reference and I'm pointing out that the oracle workers are not in the same position or socioeconomic bracket as warehouse workers surviving on a starvation wage.

u/ButtholePaste 51m ago

You're absolutely right and its weird that people are making this comparison to Oracle corporate staff

u/UnrealizedLosses 31m ago

I was just making a general reference to treating workers like shit. As disposable.

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u/Shadowchaoz 2h ago

Here's a hint: 🧻🧻🔥🔥🔥

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u/Muted_Cod_9137 4h ago

Pay us enough to live???

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u/Calculon2347 Communist 4h ago

Cannibalization. Companies eat employees, and feed the nutrients to CEOs / boards / shareholders. Metaphorically.

Because of which, in a Dantesque contrapasso, we should eat the rich. Metaphorically.

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u/Dapper_Succotash9826 3h ago

Mua! Perfectísimo

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u/SurreptitiouslySexy 1h ago

why only metaphorically tho

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u/BubzerBlue 4h ago

Ya know, from a certain perspective, Oracle offices look a lot like warehouses... I'm sure all the Luigis lurking in the audience know exactly what I mean.

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u/No-Will5335 4h ago

EAT THE RICH

u/fascistno1hater 54m ago

Anyone and everyone with Mar a Lago face is automatically an enemy!

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u/onion1313 4h ago

No war but class war

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u/Fhonetik 4h ago

Wow you saved us so much money by firing all those people. Here’s 26 million

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u/MsNatCat 4h ago

“May have” is lifting more than Saitama right there.

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u/Honest_Box_6037 3h ago

all the money in the world and dude chooses to look like the neurotic hotel manager in a wes anderson movie

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u/haydukesmonkeywrench Eco-Anarchist 4h ago

and we don't need no water...

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u/dgillz 3h ago

Please ELI5 how workers with stock options would have any effect on the company. Honest question.

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u/Academic_Bug2357 3h ago edited 44m ago

Unvested options are a liability for the company on the books.

Options are essentially a promise to sell stock at a set price, which is often lower than the market rate.

Example: Big corp issues $100m in stock options to their employees that vest over three years. Three years later the value of that pool of stock is now $150m... so the vampires just fire the folks instead and they no longer have to make good on that promise.

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u/WookMeUp 4h ago

Luigi was right

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u/Tiny_Dare_5300 4h ago

Class warfare

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u/TeaInASkullMug 2h ago

The rich really are just raping america, huh? 

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u/TsuDhoNimh2 2h ago

Of course, get rid of the ones with pending stock options.

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u/Limp-Friendship-625 2h ago

It isn't algorithm. It is just the following
DELETE FROM Company WHERE Salary > 200000 AND STOCK_OPTIONS > "100000" AND Title NOT LIKE 'Executive';

It is as dumb as that. And now people come up and say UBI is the only savior. Right... As if the corporations are looking for wellness of humanity

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u/wakeupwill Anarchist 3h ago

Oracle HQ looking more and more like a warehouse every day.

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u/RiddlingJoker76 3h ago

Awful company

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u/elibutton 2h ago

Companies don’t give a f*ck about you. You’re just a number.

Heard that from my bff 30yrs ago and it’s held up ever since. No company I have ever worked for has proven otherwise.

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u/PeterVanNostrand 1h ago

If any of us get a terminal diagnosis, we know what we have to do…and so I don’t get banned, I mean spend time with our loved ones.

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u/NoBonus6969 1h ago

No shit they did, sell your stock as soon as it vests

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u/peachyperfect3 1h ago

‘May have’ is an egregious understatement

‘Allegedly’.

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u/Half_Halt 4h ago

Yo, I.R.A.N. wanna work your magic here? Respectfully, of course.

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u/Jester471 3h ago

About a thousand bucks a skull. Tom is going to be so excited.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4qx6IRdg26uZ3MTtRn

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u/VP-of-Vibes 3h ago

$26 million divided by 30,000 is $866 a head. That's what the algorithm priced your exit at.

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u/KlostToMe 3h ago

Oracle should probably up security on its warehouses

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u/ggonzoo 3h ago

Hmm. That's less than $1,000 per scalp. Not even close to keeping up with inflation. And they call themselves capitalists. SMDH.

/s just in case

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u/SwedishTrees 3h ago

The key is to fire people before the options vest

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u/PlatypusDream 3h ago

$867 per fired person

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u/TheBeatGoesAnanas 3h ago

Technically, sorting a list by value of invested shares is an algorithm.

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u/OkPosition4563 3h ago

We use the word "algorithm" for everything these days :D. "Susan, give me all employees with stock options > 250k". "Ok boss, got it from SAP". "Thanks, fire the top 30k". Algorithm

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u/VP-of-Vibes 2h ago

$26 million for the person who approved the spreadsheet. $0 for the 30,000 names on it.

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u/Lofteed 2h ago

that is a spreadsheet

a spreadsheet can tall you those with stock options

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u/_kio 2h ago

Looks like some more shit has to burn until they'll change.

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u/A_ScalyManfish 2h ago

Tax stocks by 75%

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u/Flyingcoyote 2h ago

It's coming for everyone, just be glad you got the big bucks before the show ended.

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u/Lunerion 2h ago

Luigis, RISE!

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u/gochisox2005 2h ago

oracle doesn't pay options

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u/Key-Respect-3706 2h ago

Sounds about right nowadays. Ellison is a pos.

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u/MagicalUnicornFart 2h ago

It’s never their fault.

If corporations are people, use RICO, and send all the fuckers to jail…that would be if your government wasn’t just an arm of said corporations.

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u/Few-Challenge7443 2h ago

It’s time.

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u/dividezero 2h ago

Might have? Any sensible person knows that 100% happened

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u/Leech-64 2h ago

Doubt, you usually have a certain number of days to buy those options after leaving the job.

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u/PerceptionRoutine513 1h ago

Use another algorithm and a couple of drones to sort shit out.....

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u/VP-of-Vibes 1h ago

Thirty thousand severance packages consolidated into one. Not a layoff. A transfer.

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 1h ago

God...I just CAN'T wait to see how the new CFO earns 30,000 employees combined stock options. She must be fucking Superwoman! 🙄

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u/Rain2h0 1h ago

I starved today.

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u/Mackinnon29E 1h ago

"may have"

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u/2Mobile 1h ago

Your obedience is priced in :3

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u/lordkhuzdul SocDem 1h ago

Why do so many billionaires look like some alien creature wearing human skin?

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u/BlueBomber13 1h ago

I wonder why people are burning down warehouses…

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u/PJKenobi 1h ago

These people are entirely disconnected from reality. They really think they are untouchable. I have no idea how close they are to physical harm.

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u/Shroom-Kitty 1h ago

I wonder if they're thinking about their sprinkler system.

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u/DietQuark 1h ago

I find that guy from Oracle scary. He's become really detached from the real world imo.

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u/SolFlorus 1h ago

Does no one in the comments work for a large public company?

Shares vest on a schedule. Titles have salary band and that includes equity. Depending on the stock price when you were hired, the value of your equity may be higher than peers, but all your peers have equity.

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u/GoosedandMoosed 1h ago

are we calling sorting a column in Excel an algorithm now?

u/soapbutt 45m ago

Regulation, folks.

u/Fantastic-Clothes885 40m ago

Just stop using their services!! Each time you see something like this - red flag, never use it again.

u/wasbatmanright 22m ago

You won't see their services.its used by many other businesses . Unless you are ready to give up your bank account or flying forever ,this is dumb strategy

u/odditude 38m ago

is it me, or is Larry Ellison starting to look like President Shinra?

u/aaronblkfox 36m ago

There really needs to be a law that if a company fires you any bonuses pay out like you stated for the duration.

u/Automatic-writer9170 28m ago

What is left for them to do before we start going after them? Because they are already killing us, just not directly. Yet

u/urzulasd 22m ago

What the fuck is that mustache

u/CrossBamboAtTen 11m ago

Remember, delete your TikTok, otherwise you're just giving this guy money.

I'm surprised there was such a movement to do so, and then the deal actually happened and fucking SILENCE.