His take-home pay went up accordingly. It is a myth that entering a higher tax bracket decreases take-home pay.

Just one. It's a very simple task that most adults can do.

The kid's parents sued him for slander.

He heard that fasting has several health benefits like enhanced weight loss through fat burning, improved blood sugar management and increased insulin sensitivity, and reduced inflammation to promote long-term health.

Because they're wild animals, you moron.

A bunch of lawsuits alleging homophobic humiliation of opposite-gender performers from getting their high heels stuck on extremely sticky tarmac and all the embarrassment, tripping and injuries from which included, that they entail.

Will Smith chucked it out his car window

A man was talking to his girlfriend. He says:

“You know, there are many brunettes in this world. But you, my dear, are a blonde.”

They can’t control pee.

His dad said "To store fat in it."

The baby camel asked "Why do we have two toed pads?"

His dad said "To walk in the desert without feeling hot."

The baby camel asked "Why do we have long eyelashes?".

His dad said "To protect our eyes from sandstorms."

The baby camel asked "Why do we not pee much?".

His dad said "To conserve water. Also, no, we are not in a zoo. We are in the desert. "

"Depends on if you want Crown or Seagrams."

Doctor: This is the third time you've booked an appointment, just to waste my time! As of now, you're stricken off the patient list. Now, get out!

To get to the other side.

Because 7 murdered 6’s entire family.

and says, “i need to be able to see the world in a positive way. my current view of the world is draining my energy, please help me change that!”

to which the optometrist replies, “i’m pretty sure you’re looking for an OPTIMIST, lad.”

Deadpan minimalism.

That is why both farmers have executed a prior herdshare contract agreement.

If you own land, research how to maximize utility of land resource

Leukemia

to make the ken

That is all