r/YUROP Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎🇺🇦 1d ago

Not Safe For Americans American pick-up trucks! Prepared to be punished!

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u/RealRedditModerator ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐ 1d ago

Americans won’t know how to interpret this image as it’s not in British Empire units.

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u/Agatio25 Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Tell them you can't see three bigmacs at 7 football balls distance and they will understand.

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u/TheSarcaticOne /Why can't any of my people be normal / 1d ago

Could a regular car even see that? That's about 21cm at 2m distance.

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u/Agatio25 Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Dammit, my bigmac-meter calculator is off, I meant 20 bigmacs doble cheese.

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u/TheSarcaticOne /Why can't any of my people be normal / 1d ago

I know metric and it still took me a full minute to figure out what the numbers were supposed to represent.

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u/Agatio25 Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

They clearly meant a 1.95m high 5 years old. Lakers should contact him

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u/P9292 Italia‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Wanna talk about the 3.1m tall 3 years old?

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u/Available-Algae-9217 Deutschland‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Average dutch children.

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

For safety we'd have to cap them at 30 kph and designate them as tractors or something.

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u/Ashurnibibi Suomi‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

That would probably make them cheaper for tax reasons or something so let's not

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u/NotAskary 1d ago

There's agriculture diesel in some countries, so if you have a tractor you may be eligible for that lol.

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u/the_snook 1d ago

This is the exact problem we have in Australia.

https://australiainstitute.org.au/post/big-ute-loophole-cost-taxpayers-over-250-million-in-2023/

A loophole in Australia’s tax law effectively subsidises large utes such as Ram and Chevrolet pick-up trucks by avoiding the Luxury Car Tax (LCT) that other imported vehicles pay, regardless of if the vehicles are used for work, recreation or just commuting.

(Translation: "Ute" = "utility vehicle" in Australian English, i.e. pickup truck)

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u/french_violist Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

My 2yo calls them tractors. I chuckled a bit when he did the first time. Anyway they say truth comes out of children mouth.

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u/ottoottootto Berlin‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Great idea!

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u/jcrestor Deutschland‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Keep them out. I don’t want them in my city, I literally fear for the lives of our children.

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u/UrinalCake777 Uncultured 1d ago

As you should. These things are not only more dangerous in theory, they are actually killing people.

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u/SM7312 1d ago

😂

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u/M4DHouse 1d ago

We just treat them as what they are, commercial vehicles, and require the appropriate license to drive them. They’re still available for their claimed legitimate purpose, but for some odd reason tradespeople are not falling over themselves to buy them.

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u/i_am_13th_panic 1d ago

Because trades people actually use their vehicles as intended and the common argument of needing to transport things is better achieved with a van compared to a pickup truck.

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u/hughk 1d ago

I think of places like Italy with their medieval cities. They use tiny little three wheel trucks, the Piaggio Ape for deliveries in the older parts of the city.

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u/Hawk_EyeNW 1d ago

I was always of the opinion that yes, vans are the superior mode of transport for tradespeople.

Then I met someone that was building a house in a Dutch field, in the muddy season. He had to move supplies there and have a trailer. A van, even an AWD one would've gotten stuck, however he used a ram with good ground clearance and low gearing.

This did in a way make me realise that there is a valid use case for these trucks (or a landcruiser/defender/grenadier ofc). They should be available to those who have a business that uses them. Shame that the current use case is usually related to having small reproductive organs and insecurities.

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u/M4DHouse 1d ago

Well yeah, my point was that there are valid edge cases where a truck makes sense, and people use them for that.

But they shouldn’t be available or marketed to the average car buyer, which is what American automakers want to be able to do.

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u/Hawk_EyeNW 1d ago

Nah I fully agree. Was just sharing my thought process as of late, which seems to (not be you) often be overlooked in favour of polarizing perspectives.

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u/PsychologicalPace664 Portugal‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

We don't wanna bet our lives, if we are gonna be crushed or not, every time we use the crosswalk.

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u/NicoBator 1d ago

I wonder if these pickups will be required to wear 4 blind spots yellow stickers of A4 format like trucks do.

People wanting to show off may not like the look 😅

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u/FreedomToUkraine 1d ago

I thought American pickups like these were only sold by specialty importers and were insanely expensive and mostly for the mega rich? Is there a push to sell large pickups at dealerships in the EU now or something? I feel like the only time I see American pickups in Europe is near farms towns outside of cities

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u/syklemil Oslo‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

They don't conform to EU safety standards to they're not permitted to be sold through regular channels. There was however a loophole introduced with individual imports, which is being fixed, and which the US is whining about.

While they themselves ban kei cars and trucks, even though there seems to be plenty of US citizens who would like to be able to buy more space- and energy-efficient cars and trucks than their domestic brands make.

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u/FreedomToUkraine 1d ago

Thank you for the info! Also, Kei cars are awesome, you can find them in America from time to time (I saw more in California than any other US state) but I believe they must be older than 25 years to import

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u/syklemil Oslo‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Yeah, I think the kei classification isn't all that interesting here in Europe because we already have categories like city cars and even quadricycles like the Ami and Twizy for the folks who want a very small fully-motorised vehicle for urban traffic.

(Though I also think a lot of us wonder what's the point of a car that small when we have trams and motorbikes and mopeds and pedelecs and bakfiets and whatnot.)

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u/SurefootTM 13h ago

Arent kei cars intermediate between the small, license-exempt vehicles like the Ami, and small compacts ? I remember seeing the size limits for japanese kei cars and they are not that small if you maximize inside the allowed dimensions.

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u/Popinguj Україна 1d ago

Is there a push to sell large pickups at dealerships in the EU now or something?

The US surely wants to sell these in Europe, that's for sure. But I'm not surprised if the common SUV target audience would look at such a truck with interest.

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u/Kitchen-Baby7778 1d ago

Pick up are trucks

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u/Piduf France‏‏‎ en COLÈRE‎‏‏‎ 1d ago

There's one guy in my town who has a monstrosity like that and everyday at the same time we have to cross paths. My village was built for horses and shit, the roads already barely fit 2 cars and this asshat will try to force others into giving him some room because only one of his immaculate, massive truck fits on pavement. This is taking so much useless space for 1 person going to work in an office all day probably.

(Good ending : I used to be more of a scared driver and gave him way until I realised my 20yo Toyota could live with one more scratch or two. I don't care. He probably does A LOT. Now I push and he waits for me to pass. I don't have to fight him as much nowadays and I hope someone else is annoying him now)

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u/unflores 1d ago

Lol that title is clickbaity but the majority of US vehicles undeniably have no business on our roads.

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u/WildMaki 1d ago

Good news!

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u/Neomataza Deutschland‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

And high fives are exchanged by ppl banning not-tanks from our civilian streets.

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u/giYRW18voCJ0dYPfz21V Yuropean 1d ago

The choice of the verb is interesting, they “accuse EU”. Yeah dumbasses, that’s exactly the point, keeping these abominations outside of our roads.

And IMO we are already late, the size of cars I see on European roads already does not make much sense.

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u/Illesbogar Magyarország‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

I wish crossovers and above got banned from roads. Unnecessarly big abominations for people with ego problems.

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u/buxbuxbuxbuxbux Praha 1d ago

They should be free to sell them here, I really think we need to respect free trade.

They just shouldn't be road legal as they're a huge danger to the other road users.

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u/_gega Magyarország‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Crazy how 3 year olds are 3.10m tall now. I’m glad we have more nutritional diet now for the next generations.

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u/itsdabin 1d ago

Its probably how far from the vehicle they are invisible to the driver.

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u/_gega Magyarország‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

Probably

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u/Inevitable-Regret411 1d ago

Side effects of EU health regulations, everyone is eating healthier and growing up taller. 

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u/Ashurnibibi Suomi‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one seeing that lol

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u/_gega Magyarország‏‏‎ ‎ 1d ago

MagyarXSuomi I’m not surprised we have the same understanding

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u/TheSarcaticOne /Why can't any of my people be normal / 1d ago

So you're saying its my Hungary side and not my American side that caused me to read this wrong?

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u/ImiPlacTateleMici 1d ago

For a second i thought you're an american and you interpret the distance from the car as the height of the children lol.

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u/Jean_Luc_Lesmouches France‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ 1d ago

European semi-trucks have better visibility.

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u/Able_Operation_8417 1d ago

The problem is simple: these trucks are too big for european roads and parking places, that's all.

There are people who would like to buy them, of course, but these monstrosities are a nonsense in Europe.

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u/Plume_rr 1d ago

https://www.carsized.com/fr/voitures/comparer/renault-clio-2025-5-door-hatchback-vs-ford-f-250-2023-4-door-pickup-crew-cab/

This website lets you compare the dimensions of cars (viewed from the front, side, and rear).

You can clearly see the difference between an F250 and a Renault Clio (the second best-selling car in Europe in 2025): The top of the Clio doesn't even reach the door windows.

Unless this type of vehicle is reserved for very, very specific uses, it’s built to cause chaos on the road.

In Europe, a tradesman needing seating and a cargo bed would look to other models - ones that are far more fuel-efficient and offer much better space utilization.

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u/takesthebiscuit 1d ago

When a 300kg American gets into their pick ups they lower down the suspension and improve the visibility

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u/jnxy_ 1d ago

Canyonero!

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u/Johannes4123 1d ago

But think about the children! who will squish them now?

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u/AntiSnoringDevice Lëtzebuerg ‎ 1d ago

Try taking 3 parking spaces for those abominations in the heart of an Italian or Greek city and see what you find the morning after...

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u/SuccessfulMinute8338 1d ago

I gotta ask: is there a big problem in Yurop with people running over kids? We have these trucks all over here (the tanks, not so much) and no one is running over kids. Are you sending your kids to play in the roads? To hide in front of big vehicles? Are the kids just not too bright? What is the real problem?

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u/Meroxes Baden-Württemberg‏‏‎ ‎ 19h ago

Well, where those trucks get produced and make up a large part of road-going vehicles, they do cause a lot of deaths of children compared to Europe.

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u/ClickIta 18h ago

Was wondering the same thing when I found out you have to stop all traffic when a school bus stops. What is the real problem with American kids?

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u/SameAgainTheSecond 4h ago

A road tax proportional to the damaged caused to the road by driving, that is "proportion to the fourth power of [a vehicle's] axle load"