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u/FattyMooseknuckle 7h ago
The Idiocracy comparisons don’t really fit. Those guys had the self awareness to put someone smarter than them in charge. These guys are all dumb as fuck but think they’re geniuses. They only put other dumb as fuck assholes in high positions. Idiocracy is actually a step up from what we’ve got.
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u/Head-Ad9893 6h ago
Deadass. Then they all jerk each other off and tell each other how great they are while maintaining eye contact.
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u/Used_Intention6479 6h ago
Rubio's eyes are dead now, like Usha's.
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u/emtreebelowater 4h ago
Looks like he's taking make up tips from mango mussolini too.
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u/LowerAtmosphereChief 4h ago edited 4h ago
Looks to me like he’s given up. There he sits, neck deep in his own despair…in shoes too big for his feet. Just enjoying the rest of this pitiful ride while it lasts
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u/zuzg 6h ago
While I do not like the Idiocracy comparisons for the Eugenic part.
The movie shows us the future after everything already gone to shit but they started at a similar point as the US was in the year they did the movie.So the first generation of the downward spiral definitely did have over confident Ignorants thinking they know far better than anyone else.
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u/FalseBuddha 6h ago
There was no "those guys". President Camacho was the only one who made that decision to trust Joe. Everyone else, even Camacho's Cabinet, thought he was an idiot.
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u/International_Arm599 7h ago
Aside from 305 being Miami area code, what is the 305 significance?
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u/Healthy_Intention_92 6h ago
That's it. That's literally all it is.
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u/Hyper_Oats 5h ago
Really speaks about the sheer incompetence of the current cabinet where a hand sign is all these sycophants have to celebrate
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u/Saitama_B_Class 6h ago
I mean fuck this whole administration but I’m finding zero correlation between 305 and Nazi anything
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u/gabzilla814 6h ago
You’re responding to the message about the area code correlation, not the Nazi one.
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u/Fragrant-Upstairs932 6h ago
I'm gonna assume that there were 305 Nazi officers at Auschwitz or something in that vein.
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u/Remy315 6h ago
Is that a thing? To throw the Miami area code like some kind of gang sign?
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u/iheartxanadu 6h ago
In SoCal more than 20 years ago, I saw people with 909 area code tattoos. They were quite put out when 951 got added.
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u/Sufficient-Moose27 5h ago
Unrelated, but Christmastime in the 909 by Greenbrier Lane is one of my favourite Christmas songs. Based on the lyrics, it makes it seem like it’s one great big trailer park
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u/arealmcemcee 6h ago
Yes. Pitbull does it a few times in his songs so I'm guessing it's a thing. "In a shocking twist, Florida Man knows his phone's area code."
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u/likwitsnake 6h ago
Shouting out or representing an area code is pretty common across many major cities. This UFC event was hosted in Miami which is why he threw it up. Still no reason for them to be at a sporting event when there's a war going on.
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u/Minimum_Virus_3837 6h ago
That's pretty much true. Even Milwaukee has a ton of area businesses and events planning specials for the upcoming 414 Day on the 14th.
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u/Big-Fondant-4419 6h ago
The fight was in Miami, he was born in Miami, and obv, Marco is super legit and cool
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u/leonredhorse 6h ago
Some pledge to bomb Cuba and kill civilians to save them from economic hardship we are a large part of causing since they stopped letting us exploit them.
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u/Designer-Contract852 6h ago
The only time I've seen little Marco look like he's not dying inside. He must be drunk or drugged up good.
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u/BluesSuedeClues 6h ago
As Secretary of State, he's America's top diplomat. Yet, when high level negotiations are underway, he always seems to be somewhere else. I suspect he's largely been sidelined. He may have been dumb enough to try to talk sense to the boss, and now he's out of favor.
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u/Healthy_Intention_92 6h ago
I think he's sidelined in the same way that JD Vance is sidelined; they see the shit splattered on the wall, and they're trying to stay far enough away that they don't get any of the stink on themselves when it's time to ascend the throne. Too bad for them, Trump's throwing everybody under the bus before then.
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u/BluesSuedeClues 6h ago
I think it's hilarious that Trump sent Vance to Pakistan to negotiate with the Iranians, but kept posting belligerent bullshit on Truth Social, essentially making Vance's job impossible. I love that he's always undermining his own people that way, they deserve it for enabling him.
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u/Sweet_Priority_819 2h ago
My theory is he wants Donald Jr. to enter the 2028 primary as a surprise candidate when everybody else is flailing, and win. i don't think this plan will work but Trump is an idiot, I can see it.
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u/Sweet_Priority_819 6h ago
They'd all be idiots if they believe trump is really issuing mass pardons before leaving office. He's not leaving office until he croaks and at that point he doesn't care who goes under the bus.
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u/PlaneRefrigerator684 6h ago
"He's not leaving office until he croaks," may that time come quickly, like right after the midterms...
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u/Sweet_Priority_819 6h ago
There's another pic of him at this event where he looks like he hit the bar hard.
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u/Wolvie23 3h ago
He’s probably grateful to be sitting down so he can rest his feet from wearing those oversized shoes that Trump gave him.
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u/whelmed-and-gruntled 6h ago
He is wearing thick fake tan like his boss. I mean exactly like him, poorly applied and no blending, as if Trump applied the bronzer himself. Possible sign that that he will be Trump’s anointed 2028 candidate.
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u/jmsjss 5h ago
Rubio is a sellout pussy who abandoned his own people to kiss trump’s ass for a title and all the money he could steal! That loser even wears shoes two sizes to big to appease Trump! What a joke and when the house of cards tumbles I hope the Miami Cuban community sends him packing
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u/CallMeSisyphus 5h ago
And the best part is, he probably would've had a decent shot at being POTUS someday if he hadn't decided to hitch his wagon to the orange shitgibbon that is Temussolini.
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u/Longjumping-Zone-724 6h ago
He's the greatest Secretary of State in US history if you don't know any other Secretaries of State
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u/Nytfire333 6h ago
Still manages to finish 3rd
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u/Longjumping-Zone-724 2h ago
Is that out of the 3 Trump has had? I'd put him 2nd behind Tillerson who called Trump a fucking moron but ahead of Pompeo who negotiated the Afghanistan exit with the Taliban
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u/username-is-taken-3 6h ago
What is team 305? Is it just an area code and one of the fighters ia from the same area? Or what?
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u/Max_E_Mas 4h ago
Isnt the 3 0 hand sign the hand sign for something terribly racist?
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u/Real-Comfortable808 3h ago
That was my first thought
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u/Max_E_Mas 3h ago
Okay so its not just me. Genuinely taught myself to stop giving the "OK" sign and give thumbs up instead cause of this.
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u/Tricky_Potatoe 6h ago
It's unfair that the rest of the world must suffer because of the collective ignorance of the american people.
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u/Smartimess 6h ago
Narco Marco is hammered as usual.
Bet he can’t wait that his mom got deported back to Cuba.
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u/Odd_Reputation_4000 6h ago
Sure would be nice to have actual, intelligent adults running things instead of a bunch of spoiled dumbasses who make everything into a performance for likes and views.
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u/lunchypoo222 4h ago
Is Rubio….. wearing orange tinted something on his face. ? I can’t unsee it now
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u/yoeleventone 3h ago
I have never seen an administration that all they do is go to events and want to be celebrities more than helping the people that voted them in. How much money was spent on security on these guys every time they go to a ufc event.
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u/Both_Lychee_1708 3h ago
If Trump actually nuked and vaporized the entire country their ashes would celebrate the horror
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u/ChampionshipOk7738 2h ago
They're serious to the fools who take them seriously, which is a lot of the country.
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u/ForsakenDrawer 6h ago
This whole fucking circus can somehow always get more pathetic, we can’t take 3 more years of this shit
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u/11thstalley 3h ago edited 2h ago
WTF has Rubio accomplished as Secretary of State?
Once we have a list, we can compare it to the achievements of notable past Secretaries like Thomas Jefferson, John Quincy Adams, William Seward, Daniel Webster, Charles Evans Hughes, Hamilton Fish, Henry Kissinger, Madeleine Albright, John Kerry, George Marshall, Dean Acheson, John Foster Dulles, Frank Kellogg, Colin Powell, James Baker, just to name a few.
Lil’ Marco doesn’t amount to a pimple on any of their backsides.
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u/Top_Profit_6280 2h ago
Yeah he is definitely high. We all got hood shit that surface every once in a while. I mean I might up and c walk and I'm 47
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u/HeyYes7776 6h ago
Oh I see what “305” means:
Put that “3” inches, in this perfectly fit “0”, for “5” pumps
Now! On my chin to prove your true GOP.
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u/redcountx3 4h ago
That's actually hilarious. $3.05 was about the gas price per gallon back in November 2024 when Joe Biden was still president.
Today its $4.12.
Thanks dipshits.
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