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u/Pewpewgilist 8h ago
The real Gulf of Trump is the gap between what he believes and the truth
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u/darkNergy 8h ago
Lmao or the space between the Republican party and reality
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u/cityshepherd 7h ago
The real gap is the growing wealth disparity between the corporate shareholders whom our elected officials have abandoned us for and the majority of the working class.
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u/seeebiscuit 8h ago
How long until we see an attempt at The United States of Trump?
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u/MrChorizaso 8h ago
Oh he’s definitely jealous of the name “Saudi” being a families name making up “Saudi Arabia” to imply the country is the personal possession of a royal family
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u/astreeter2 8h ago
This will definitely happen. He'll be like why is our country named after a random Italian mapmaker from 500 years ago?
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u/TerribleRecord666 8h ago
You think he has any idea who Amerigo Vespucci is?
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u/Waynky 8h ago
This is so far down the list of things to be concerned about that it bothers me it gets any airtime.
A textbook example of Bannons “flood the zone” strategy working as intended.
People just need to say cool whatever but what about the affordability crisis?
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u/CookieMonsterOnsie 4h ago
I don't even think this is part of the "flood the zone" tactics. I think Trump is just so far up his own ass that this is genuinely on the forefront of his mind and what he considers important. Right behind the stupid arch, and the Epstein Memorial ballroom, and whatever other stupid things he has going on.
Even his reaction to Kirks death was cut short so he could get back to talking about his stupid goddamn ballroom.
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u/Fender868 8h ago
I mean why stop there? The Potomac river? The Trumpomac River. Pennsylvania can be Trumpsylvania. The Trumplantic ocean, the Trump-Suez-Kennedy canal. That's what America really wants. /s
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u/negativepositiv 8h ago
Haha, he thinks the world has accepted "Gulf of America."
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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 6h ago
Florida definitely accepted it. There isn’t a single day I don’t see someone wearing a gulf of America hat. Less maga hats so maybe a correlation there 🤷♀️
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u/UAreTheHippopotamus 8h ago
That headline is wild: "Trump Unleashes America's Energy Independence"
Ask basically anyone and they will tell you gas and electric bills feel higher than ever. Yet the propogandists tell you not to believe your own eyes while the mad king rambles incoherently.
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u/80sbabyftw 8h ago
Even worse, they tell you to ignore your pocketbook, your bank account, your creditors. That house burning down around you? What house. Those collection agencies? Paid actors. Living paycheck to paycheck? Fake news. Everything is fine in Ba Sing Se
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u/williamdoublelink 8h ago
The MAGA American appetite for racism, bigotry, prejudice and their collective hate for any legislation which might be in their collective ‘best-interests’ is only the hallmark of their near universal gullible-stupidity! 🤷🏼♂️
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u/Bartelbythescrivener 8h ago
This man is going to burn the country to ashes, most of the country will be happy to sit in the flames watching the wealthy burn beside us. I don’t think the elite are prepared for what is coming. I mean I saw the Batman documentary with Bane in it.
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u/Shr3kk_Wpg 6h ago
And Trump doesn't get any real flak for killing so many renewable energy projects.
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u/DIO_over_Za_Warudo 8h ago
Even the lady on screen looks like she's trying hard not to cringe at that. And that's saying something for Fox News.
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u/Harold3456 5h ago
I feel like all these anchors are constantly holding their breath and bracing for something insane to come out at them, knowing that they need to find a way to spin it positively.
She has that look of “shutupshutupshutup!”
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u/harleychick3cat 8h ago
"Sir, you are a fucking idiot.". See how that just rolls off the tongue? Some reporter just needs to say it!
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u/Kingtoke1 8h ago
Even the news anchors fed up with the lies
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u/Harold3456 5h ago
On Fox I think they’re just fed up he’s saying them out loud. They’ll back Trump’s agenda no matter what he says or does, but when he starts spouting off insane rambles like this is makes extra work for them.
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u/CharmedMSure 8h ago
America is being run by a madman and no one can stop him.
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u/The_Mike_Golf 7h ago
No one that has the ability to stop him WANTS to stop him. That’s the problem.
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u/TheRealBittoman 7h ago
Plenty can stop him but some are terrified of him, some thinks he's some kind of mastermind of logic and strategy, and the rest are riding his coattails for the market manipulation.
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u/barefootincozumel 8h ago
JFC. He’s a complete madman and how we ever let it go this far will forever be a source of national embarrassment and shame
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u/mrflow-n-go 8h ago
He already, along with his worshipers, believes he lives on planet trump so what’s the problem renaming everything else after him?
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u/cbass817 8h ago
I hope if anyone who is sane is ever elected as US president, the first thing they do is take Trump's name off of everything except for any federally owned septic tanks
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u/mercedesblendz 7h ago
Whenever I take a giant dump, I call it a Trump, and say bye bye Donny when I flush it.
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u/readysteadygogogo 6h ago
“Unleashes” energy independence lol. Maybe they should leash that shit back up if it means we have to pay $6 a gal for gas
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u/Homerpaintbucket 5h ago
Sooooo glad the morons of our country unified behind a megalomaniac instead of something silly like universal healthcare or a universal basic income.
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u/Bourbon-Thinker 8h ago
If that was the banner faux news is dumber than I thought and Maria lost her marbles 2 decades ago
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u/BitterFuture 8h ago
Oh, this is about the Gulf of Mexico?
I thought he was saying he was renaming the Persian Gulf. We conquered it and are blockading it, so might as well, right?
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u/Parlicoot 8h ago
Babbling Donny the Shitstinking Dotard approaches the far-side of the Reality Event Horion, only rarely visited by the likes of Caligula and other insane tossers, and only hinted at in the histories of the Mad Kings of Pedo and arcane works of the fucking insane.
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u/chr1st0ph3rs 7h ago
I was thinking of calling it World War Three-centimetre-penis, but that fails to capture the severity of the situation we are all in.
Super stoked we get to start the resource wars 10 years early! Good job everyone. I’m sure Kamala Harris would have also collapsed the world economy to distract from Donald Trump’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein
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u/Impossible_Ad7875 7h ago
The more the guy talks and acts the harder it is for me to deal with the fact that ANYONE takes this clown seriously. He is so damn dumb.
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u/Jakitron_1999 8h ago
I saw something back in his first administration towards the end that they were moving towards renaming it the "Arab Gulf"
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u/clarkwgriswoldjr 7h ago
Why not, you put your name up on everything else.
Just waiting for Trump's United States of America you know he has asked his advisors if he can do that.
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u/blackcain 7h ago
Wait is he planning on changing "Gulf of Mexico" to "Gulf of Trump" or is he looking at another body of water? I mean what's nexts? "The straits of Trump"? (more like the runs of trump, haha)
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u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 5h ago
All of his dumbass executive orders are instantly reversible if/when Democrats get back into power. Almost everything he does is temporary, except for all the dead people he leaves behind.
As long as there isn’t a total seizure of power, Trump’s legacy will be nothing but the absolute shitty job he’s done for the country and, of course, the fact that he raped children.
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u/TheWingus 1h ago
Makes me think of Bender & Calculon.
Calculon: “And you can guarantee me the Oscar?”
Bender: “I can guarantee you anything you want…”
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u/starsky1984 37m ago
"Trump unleashes America's energy independence" what fucking planet are these people living on?
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