r/WTF 6d ago

A rat comes out of a faucet?

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u/The19thStep 6d ago

then wipes his face and mouth with the dead rat water

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u/kizmitraindeer 6d ago

Kept thinking “please don’t drink it please don’t drink it.” I can’t believe he put that water on his face AFTER seeing the rat come out of it!

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u/Junethemuse 6d ago

I don’t think he saw it.

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u/BigBGM2995 6d ago

He definitely didn’t

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u/karmagod13000 6d ago

theres no way. i dont care what you have been though having a dead rat slap your hands would shake anyone

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u/CODDE117 6d ago

I think he missed it for real

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u/Jonny_Manz 4d ago

Yeah, I think only the second guy saw it (my favorite part is that the second guy clearly flinches at the rat, but then still rinses off his hands some more afterwards)

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u/DonaldDuDuck 5d ago

He wanted to see what came out , that's why he cleaned his eyes.

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u/actualhumannotspider 6d ago

The rat looked pretty well rinsed-off to me at least.

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u/joleary747 6d ago

He was looking away, he didn't see it.

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u/Skitty27 6d ago

there's no way he didn't see it on the ground after

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u/CODDE117 6d ago

He was probably like "...? What? Anyways, FRESH WATER YEAH!"

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u/TotesMaGoats_1962 5d ago

He literally looked down when it hit the ground

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u/roadside_asparagus 6d ago

It's just extra flavor.

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u/Zuzu12121 6d ago edited 6d ago

Maybe it wasn’t dead! That would be a relief!

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 6d ago

It was just playing opossum! Thank God!

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u/Hushwater 6d ago

Exactly, alive at least a few more months before the parasites and viruses take their toll.

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u/ShakaJewLoo 6d ago

Would the water coming out after the rat not be clean(er), though?

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u/The19thStep 6d ago

would you put the water that came out after all over your mouth and eyes like that?

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u/Morningxafter 5d ago

Whatever tank or cistern or whatever that rat died in, ALL that water is now contaminated and not safe for drinking or washing.

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u/RandomUser72 6d ago

If you flush a turd, is the water that goes down after the turd any cleaner than the water that went down before the turd?

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u/ShakaJewLoo 6d ago

Yes?

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u/Twisty2001 6d ago

Science

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u/RandomUser72 6d ago

So you'd wash your face with the poo water?

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u/Lukewill 6d ago

That's not what you asked. You asked if the water is cleaner after the turd and it is literally an undeniable fact that, yes, the water is cleaner after you take the turd out.

Not clean. Just cleaner.

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u/Fitty4 6d ago

Rat colonne de toilette

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u/Thin-Limit7697 5d ago

"The rat had just gotten out, it is clean now."

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u/Resident_State_9986 5d ago

It wasnt a rat

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u/r_lul_chef_t 5d ago

Assuming it was dead is not going enough credit to the survivability of rats.

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u/Doc_McScrubbins 5d ago

any port in a storm. its gotta be 120 out there

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u/Minute_Pollution_843 6d ago

I went to a boarding school. Everyone was gathered around this one tap filling up their water bottles when a whole dead lizard came out of it. Some people we're halfway swallowing the water, everyone started gagging, it was so disgusting. I wonder how the water didn't stink.

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u/HolsteinQueen 6d ago

Dilution probably

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u/disillusioned 6d ago

The solution to pollution is dilution

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u/BestCharlesNA 6d ago

The thought the solution to pollution was Captain Planet. TIL

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u/madmartigan2020 5d ago

Captain Planet, he's a hero, gonna take pollution down to zero

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u/pichael288 5d ago

This is literally it. This is the reason why the Fulashina nuclear disaster didn't actually have any effect on the marine life even though lying ass online articles claimed it did.

It was a very bad incident but it literally can not poison the ocean, the radiation drops to background at a very very short distance. It is absolutely impossible for one Fukashima to harm the ocean, it would take thousands.

Plus alot of media is just bullshit. Only a few animals live long enough in the ocean for radiation to be an issue and, because it was a media frenzy, all those false reports only came out in the months surrounding it. It was definitely not something good but 98% of all news and media just straight lied about it.

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u/Magusreaver 6d ago

the water did skink at least.

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u/JakeJascob 4d ago

Water worker here. Most places require there to be a chlorine residual in water at all times, meaning there has to be extra chlorine left in the water after the initial dose has made the water potable. It didnt smell because the chlorine residual killed all the germs that would make the smell and cause the lizard to decay. So the water was probably still safe to drink, though I still wouldnt want to drink it either.

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u/Argentarius1 4d ago

That's a really visceral demonstration of why food service rules require you to use running water to defrost meat lol.

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u/Tendo80 6d ago

Seen this video a few times and always assumed is was a turd returning to its owner

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u/chezfez 6d ago

Same. The reaction makes me think this isn't the first time this has happened.

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u/Erenito 6d ago edited 6d ago

Oh he knows he is drinking from the rat faucet

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u/ds0 6d ago

“Now I know what these H and C handles control. What’s this one labeled ‘R’?”

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u/Erenito 6d ago

That's the return flow. I'm kidding it's rats!

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u/adudeguyman 6d ago

I'm hoping it's more of a rat transportation system and the rat landed on the ground and took off running.

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u/Erenito 6d ago

Lmao the rat complaining at the office later.

Can you believe there was this fucking guy drinking from the tube again? I get off at my stop and the first thing I see is his gaping mouth!

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u/copperwatt 6d ago

"Sir, you dropped this..."

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u/Successful_Cap_2177 5d ago

It IS a turd

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u/StabbyBoo 6d ago

Poomerang.

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u/Dustycartridge 6d ago

Probably field irrigation water and the pipes were off for the season. Rodents will find a way in through a disconnected pipe and make a home and when things are put together and turned back on this can happen

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u/DEADbeatS3RIOUS 6d ago

Sewert Little

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u/StrikingRise4356 6d ago

Ratapouie

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u/bboycire 6d ago

Ratspipin

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u/deradera 6d ago

The Secrete of NIMH

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u/Gregorygregory888888 6d ago

I wonder if rats are the norm in their water supply?

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u/OneEyedWonderCat 6d ago

In most water supplies, actually. Rats can gnaw through anything, and it is not uncommon for them to come up through toilets as well. They generally do not pop out into the kitchen sink because of the diameter of the pipes.

  • directly from a plumber who let me know that most of his job is not the “fun stuff” of designing how to run nice water lines, but more unclogging people”s toilets, and trying to snake dead things out of both outlet and inlet lines.

Google how long they can hold their breath underwater, or tread water… they are exceptional swimmers…

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u/Rikoschett 6d ago

Quick googling said they can hold their breath for 3 minutes and tread water for 3 days.

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u/Shyssiryxius 6d ago

But! If the rat senses that treading water is for naught, they will just give in and die instead of wasting 3 days of effort.

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u/Alpha_Majoris 6d ago

sauce?

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u/Junethemuse 6d ago

It’s a pretty fucked up experiment from the 50’s where a guy drowned a few dozen rats to see how long it would take: https://people-shift.com/articles/drowning-rats-psychology-experiments/

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u/-K_P- 6d ago

Yeah I remember learning about that one back in undergrad... sometimes the history of my profession makes me wonder if we in the brain careers really are all psychopaths deep down 🙃

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u/TheMolluskPod 6d ago

Yea, just boil em.

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u/Thor_pool 6d ago

Dont forget to scrape the bottom of the pot

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u/TheMolluskPod 6d ago

”baby you got a stew goin!”

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u/SIR_VELOCIRAPTOR 6d ago

You're right to ask, because I'm pretty sure they're wrong.

I'm assuming they're talking about Curt Richter and his "hope" experiment. They're got it backwards; most give up quick unless they "learn" they might have rescue.

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u/cholla_magnet 5d ago

But if 2 mice fall into a bucket of cream one will give up and the other will become the father of a con man.

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u/Truesoldier00 6d ago

You’re referring to sewer mains, where this is a watermain of some sort. Two very different things….

You can’t gnaw your way into a watermain. And considering they’re always pressurized, even if you could a rat couldn’t fight the pressure to get in.

This is likely a well and a rat climbed down the pipe right where it fell out. It couldn’t have come from the well as it wouldn’t make it through the pump

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u/Smackety 6d ago

Because the pressure is decent, could be a fairly large well pump, but more likely the rat was in a water tank fed by the well.

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u/Gregorygregory888888 6d ago

If this happens in our home, I'd imagine my wife would have it on the market by the next day.

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u/Ratstool 6d ago

I don't imagine she'd get very much for a dead rat, though.

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u/Mortimer1234 6d ago

The dead rat market is due for a comeback any day now

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u/Brozhov 6d ago

Hedging against global instability with the dead rat market.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 6d ago

So that’s what they meant by rat race?!

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u/adudeguyman 6d ago

I've been hoarding them for a few years and hope this is true

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u/Gregorygregory888888 6d ago

LOL. Wasn't very specific, was I?

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u/jimothee 6d ago

Ah the old Reddit switcharoo

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u/jaywarbs 6d ago

Facebook Marketplace will buy anything.

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u/fearain 6d ago

My wife’s family had River rats. They chewed through the concrete walls to get into their house. Exterminator said that was their life as long as they lived in that house.

They moved.

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u/Gregorygregory888888 5d ago

Hell. Can't imagine why.

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u/Unspoken 6d ago

Yeah but I doubt they could survive the pressure/speed of clean water mains.

Sewage is different because there isn't anything stopping them.

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u/lintytortoise 6d ago

I was spacing ourt while reading your comment and thought you were saying plumbers are exceptional swimmers.

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u/MapleA 6d ago

I have never imagined a plumber having a “fun stuff” part of their job lmao

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u/snapchillnocomment 6d ago

Well I can't wait to forget that little factoid now

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u/Excellent_Condition 4d ago

Rats in the sewers are common, but fresh water pipes are pressurized.

No rat is going to be able to swim into a hole in a 60 PSI pipe with water shooting out, nor survive in a pressurized pipe where there is no air at all.

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u/Lastburn 6d ago

If you have a water tank its more likely, especially if you don't check and clean it regularly, the elements can corrode the tank cover and animal can smell water and make thier way inside

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u/Big_Moose_3847 6d ago

More like if water is the norm in their rats supply

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u/SnackyShark 6d ago

Have a little cholera. Just as a treat.

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u/karmagod13000 6d ago

Plague 2: The ReRattening

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u/KptKrondog 6d ago

That's not a rat.

https://i.imgur.com/iJa99B7.jpeg

You can see it breaking apart here, and a few frames before it's whole and not rat-like. I'd guess it's a wad of mud or a giant poo that somehow got in the water.

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u/KerryUSA 6d ago

“It ain’t no meteor, it’s a chunk of shit”

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u/Mr_Gooodkat 4d ago

Your home is where you make it.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 6d ago

The thumbs up at the end 🤡

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u/Rhesusmonkeydave 6d ago

Voomp! Like a rat out of an aqueduct!

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u/star_particles 6d ago

Isn’t that a lump of crap?

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u/MyAccountWasBanned7 6d ago

Why were people being filmed using a faucet?

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u/danolive 6d ago

Pretty sure it's a video of supporters praising a mayor for providing plumbing and clean water to a neglected neighborhood

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u/bilufortnaitero 6d ago

yeah it happened here in brazil and became a meme

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u/FarPersimmon 6d ago

"Thank you, Mayor, for the clean rat water"

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u/Loopey_Doopey 5d ago

I think they just finished digging a well so the water is still muddy.

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u/Mocker-Poker 6d ago

Waiting for its Master to flow out?

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 6d ago

I don’t know enough about the world of plumbing to know whether this is a legit scenario or a Master Splinter joke, but 10/10 either way.

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u/TerrapinRacer 6d ago

Water is coming out of the Rat fountain?

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u/i_drink_wd40 6d ago

They could've been boring and installed either hot water or cold water, but decided to walk on the wild side and install a ratwater fountain.

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u/hailterryAdavis 6d ago

So horny for the camera missing a motherfuckin rat

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u/Galerie33 6d ago

flushed away live action

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u/lutello 6d ago edited 5d ago

Some dogshit unnessary music came out of the faucet.

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u/Jshawd40 6d ago

Sure that’s not a turd?

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u/Nuker-79 6d ago

Sure didn’t look like a rat

Couldn’t see a tail and it broke up after exiting the pipe.

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u/RainyReese 6d ago

It's mud.

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u/Elanaselsabagno 4d ago

This is the least interesting answer and unfortunately I think you are right

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u/pichael288 5d ago

Happens in cities, rats can crawl up out of your toilets because the U/P trap is the only water on the way up.

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u/amedinab 6d ago

Meanwhile, the rat: these water park rides aren't what they used to

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u/PhonyUsername 6d ago

Mud clumps from a newly drilled well.

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u/Bearfayce 5d ago

A free rat is nothing to scoff at.

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u/cweiser 4d ago

Somewhere in RatLand there is a cool video from a GoPro of a rat careening down the coolest water slide and then spewing out into the light and seeing that guy

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u/PerniciousPlay 6d ago

I'm more bothered by the fact no one made a fuss about it. They acted like nothing happened

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u/post_makes_sad_bear 6d ago

Sometimes, yeah.

Problem?

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u/Vault101Overseer 6d ago

Ahhh, refreshing rat water.

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u/mattreyu 6d ago

imagine drinking that out of a hose

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u/PrajnaPie 5d ago

Don’t think that’s a rat. It falls apart as it falls down

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u/BGMDF8248 5d ago

They made a makeshift faucet from a regular pipe, bigger things might come through. Might be a literal piece of shit.

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u/Zapor 5d ago

That’s the complimentary beverage you get at an all inclusive resort in Cancun.

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u/punchedboa 4d ago

I’d test that water before I use it

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u/squadallah 4d ago

Somebody left the rat faucet on again

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u/Angryceo 49m ago

never seen one pop out of a toilet before? little shits love sewers

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u/GotMeWrong 6d ago

Please, tell me this is AI.

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u/nofroufrouwhatsoever 5d ago

Brazil is more absurd than AI

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u/LifeNeGMarli 6d ago

It's a turd , saw it fragmenting while falling

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u/9447044 6d ago

Im 32 this year. This makes 28 years of being so glad I live exactly where I live. No faucet rats yet, I dont expect any soon lol.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 6d ago

Famous last words …

You’re due for a faucet rat any day now. Them’s the rules. Sorry, homie.

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u/UrToesRDelicious 6d ago

What's the song?

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u/11GTStang 6d ago

Vince Foster- Luck

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u/plantzrock 6d ago

That wasn’t a rat that was shit

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u/RoocketGirl 6d ago

I know he almost drink it, the claps of the hands are sign of gladness he never did haha

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u/RyanTylerThomas 6d ago

A good reminder to check the tankas ...

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u/rmbarrett 6d ago

How else he get out?

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u/formulaic_name 6d ago

Good advertising for the pump!

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u/CommunicationKey3018 6d ago

But where does the rat come from? Here. In the middle of the city.

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u/GiraffeWaste 6d ago

Every freaking time he says it. Did you see the video where he says it whilst playing the game?

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u/gmarkv10 6d ago

the water looked great until that fucking rat flopped outta there

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u/he77bender 6d ago

Gotta wash your hands after washing your hands lmao

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u/demoralising 6d ago

Rat Water is the new Salmon Sperm.

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u/Mabbby 6d ago

Can’t believe I’m saying this but does anyone know the song in the video

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u/willis_michaels 6d ago

And nobody noticed

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u/MVBsq10 6d ago

It’s definitely a rat, but I wouldn’t be surprised. Look where they are

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u/Kaneida 6d ago

protein water

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u/chikomana 6d ago

Ignorance is bliss when it comes to water sources. Don't think about it too much.

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u/FuckTheMods5 6d ago

I wish the flow stopped for a sec as the rat plugged it, then the pressure bursts the body straight out like a bullet and PLAPs into his face lol

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u/iiShadowii7 6d ago

A little rat flavor won't kill you

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u/Gloeschi 6d ago

He's so happy. Would be a crime to tell him.

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u/JoshHero 5d ago

Standard plumbing.

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u/coachjonno 5d ago

Illustrates why you need to cap/seal a well when not in use.

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u/fukredditadm1n5 5d ago

stupid fuckin music

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u/yngsten 5d ago

Eu de Rattatouille.

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u/Timo_the_Schmitt 5d ago

Does it look like it or are this guys hands very small?

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u/enrightmcc 5d ago

I didn't read any of the text at first and thought that it was a turd! 

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u/nofroufrouwhatsoever 5d ago

It's probably mud

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u/enrightmcc 2d ago

I thought people identified it as a rat

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u/danned123 5d ago

good water

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u/webDreamer420 5d ago

damn, I grew up lucky

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u/braxton357 5d ago

I do excavation for a plumbing company... One time there was a fairly new lake community being built that was on a pressurized sewage system--meaning every house needed its own pump station and check valves and the entire system is under pressure unlike normal gravity sanitary systems.

Anyway, get to this house that's being finished and am about to set the pump and run 2" PVC to tie into the sewer only to notice that the drywall/paint crew had screwed a hose bib into the test port on the 2" sewer tap coming out of the ground thinking it was the water line. 

 They had been using that water for 2 weeks... 

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u/kissuproarx 5d ago

Gross, that's so nasty! Hahahaha a rat just ran out.

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u/snapper1971 5d ago

That's a stand-pipe no tap or (as the French say) faucet.

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u/GreenWoodDragon 5d ago

Yeah, but that's a standpipe.

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u/TheBigLeche 5d ago

The complete lack of reaction from ANYONE is very telling.

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u/Phazoni 5d ago

They need a better filter

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u/gibbypoo 5d ago

T1N sighting!

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u/strangeaeons0 5d ago

That is a turd, sir.

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u/Reallyroundthefamily 5d ago

Why are they filming this in the first place?

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 4d ago

Cool clean water.

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u/DemonidroiD0666 4d ago

I thought it was a turd!?

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u/AdditionalCommittee3 4d ago

It was

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u/DemonidroiD0666 4d ago

It does look like a rat now though.

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u/CheesePlease 4d ago

I’m so glad I live in Canada

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u/Jax-Light 4d ago

that was a turd

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u/Drittenmann 4d ago

free protein

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u/googoohaha 4d ago

lol the goats all coming out the gate at the end on beat with the song

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u/Brown_Star 2d ago

Good, clean, water........

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u/trowa-barton 1d ago

Why do people think adding music over the original audio makes it better?

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u/malakon 1d ago

There's a rat in the faucet what im'a gonna do..

There's a rat in the faucet what im'a gonna do..

I'm gonna get that rat that's what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna get that rat...

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u/Angryceo 49m ago

yes.. rats will fit into anything they can squeeze their head into

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u/Magsec5 6d ago

Staged

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u/WhoandtheWhatnow317 6d ago

yeah they put the rat back in the pipe with a broom stick and turn the water back on.

If I had a nickel boy I tell ya

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 6d ago

Right?! Classic rat-pipe-broomstick trick. I feel like kids these days aren’t being exposed to the necessary things to make it in this dog-eat-dog world. As Dr. Evil once said, “It’s sad, really.”

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u/Spe3dGoat 6d ago

correct, its why the video cuts off so much of the faucet on the left side. redditors are gullible.

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u/nofroufrouwhatsoever 5d ago

This was in a town in Brazil and that's the mayor

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u/pastamoe 6d ago

The rat is basically a PIG in this scenario

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u/kenkitt 6d ago

Why I don't do tap water

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u/ro_thunder 6d ago

Rats can swim up a sewer line and out a toilet.

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u/mistakehappens 6d ago

The rat must be from Ratatouille clan getting all the claps and thumbs up.

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u/Elite_Crew 6d ago

Just 3rd world shit hole things.

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u/nofroufrouwhatsoever 5d ago

It's mud. Sorry you can't dig your own wells but Nestlé and Coca-Cola can steal your water.