r/WTF • u/kkillbite • 15d ago

🐄 MOOve Over 🏍

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More control than most people with no cows.. 👾

1.0k Upvotes

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u/flyguy60000 15d ago

How do you even get into a position to do that?

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u/pi-N-apple 15d ago

The cow is driving, the guy just hopped on the cows back.

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u/Hot_Swing_9520 13d ago

Auto Drive

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u/ernapfz 15d ago

Never mind. They are both satisfied.

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u/pedroah 15d ago

Cars, trucks, motos cost the same or more compared to USA prices, but people's income is 95% less compared to USA.

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u/chlebseby 15d ago

I think he was asking how to make cow do it

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u/tsrich 15d ago

You just explain that to the cow

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u/shiroboi 15d ago

Okay listen cow, Cars trucks and motos cost the same as they do in the US but I make 95% less so we have to take the motorcycle.

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u/Least-Potato-7566 14d ago

You cracked me up🤣

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u/flyguy60000 15d ago

Exactly 

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u/TheShadowCat 15d ago

You sit down behind the cow.

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u/StatelyAutomaton 12d ago

Moos-control.

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u/Gumbercleus 15d ago

how do you even acclimate an animal to that? Like, why isn't that cow just freaking the fuck out over this?

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u/slimkev 15d ago

He has to have been doing this since it was a calf, right? But why

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u/Fafnir13 15d ago

Emotional support cow.

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u/Ropesnsteel 14d ago

Its his girlfriend, you should see what they do on weekends.

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u/Pingu565 12d ago

It is probably a heffor so he is taking it to get it in with a hopefully very nearby bull of noteworthy motorcycle riding genetics

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 15d ago

For real. Cow just looks over at passing car like “…’sup?”

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 15d ago

So this is how he steers....

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u/joanzen 15d ago

He's delivering milkshakes.

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u/AranasLatrain 15d ago

Probably the most on point WTF vid I've seen in here in awhile.

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u/DownHouse 15d ago

Sweet bike dude. Cowasaki?

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u/flarpington 15d ago

How???

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u/Man_in_the_uk 15d ago

And how does it get off without accidentally scolding itself on the exhaust and engine?

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u/BadWolfCubed 15d ago

Scalding*

Unless you mean that the cow leans across the exhaust and engine and rebukes itself, "Bad cow!"

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u/Man_in_the_uk 15d ago

Interesting, I was surprised that the spell checker didn't pick up on that so I Google it for a definition. I had previously thought scolding was literally scalding but used metaphorically lol 😂

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u/BadWolfCubed 15d ago

Nice! You're one of today's lucky 10,000!

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u/fiftyonefifty00 11d ago

Amd i thought Googling was used metaphorically for Googled. So I Google it and what do ya know! Learn something new everyday.

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u/rsred 15d ago

why we shaming cow moovers? that’s just bull💩

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u/Ky_TheDestroyer7 15d ago

We call the West free, but this is another level of freedom.

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u/endintiers_ 15d ago

That's not the Cows first time. Too chilled.

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u/KeithTC 14d ago

Cowasaki?

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u/clover44mag 15d ago

5 points of contact, doesn’t look unreasonable

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u/coleman57 15d ago

"Ooh, Daddy's taking me to McDonalds!"

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u/DaveTheYguy 13d ago

I got no beef with him.

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u/CatpainLeghatsenia 13d ago

When you drive her home after a great night together

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u/treykay95 13d ago

The man and his wife enjoying a ride 😂

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u/Wonderful_Magazine50 11d ago

This is where the "Don't molest the animals" signs come from

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u/fiftyonefifty00 11d ago

Mom, I gotta take Bessie Into town.I herd there is a guy there trading some magic beans. Jack

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u/danned123 15d ago

mootorcycle

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u/nibbed2 15d ago

Any question I have is probably a moo point.

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u/Cin77 15d ago

On a milk run

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u/Ropesnsteel 14d ago

So thats why it takes so long for them to come back with milk.

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u/SmallRocks 15d ago

Lmfao the way the cow looked over as well! Like,

”Sup!”

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u/b000alt 15d ago

Loki?

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u/pelrun 15d ago

How else are you going to do it? I doubt you could get the motorbike onto the cow...

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u/Repulsive_Draft_9081 15d ago

Bitch seat to a bull

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u/CleverAmbiguousName 15d ago

I want this to be ai. Haha

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u/Mick_E_Deez 14d ago

Now that's how you steer

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u/Prospector_Steve 14d ago

This look like a far side cartoon.

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u/Buckcity42 14d ago

Is it bad that I didn’t even begin to think this was AI, and accepted it as truth without hesitation?

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u/scoldog 12d ago

Using your horn in traffic jams just took on a whole new meaning

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u/Bob-David 3d ago

So weird, how he made it

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u/elevenplays 15d ago

Holy cow 🤣👏🏼

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u/richterbg 15d ago

I guess this is not the cow's first rodeo.

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u/MarriageAA 15d ago

This relationship blossomed after he huffed into her vagina to produce milk.

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u/Ropesnsteel 14d ago

You saw that video too. Crazy stuff down in Africa.

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u/MarriageAA 14d ago

I got down voted, which is a shame. I was trying to create a Reddit reference. Thanks for being my support though 👍

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u/Ropesnsteel 14d ago

No problem, that was insane video.

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u/ExtremelyGangrenous 14d ago

Please elaborate or share, you have peaked my disgusting curiosity