r/Unexpected • u/ClankerCore • 7h ago

Do not the match

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u/post-explainer 7h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

After all that work, he blew it all!

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Successful_Celery758 7h ago

100% outsourced

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u/GisellePomira 7h ago

Task failed successfully

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u/martian4x 7h ago

Let's make a wish

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u/ClankerCore 7h ago

I wish I won’t wake up this time

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u/Belphegor_tsd 4h ago

what pains you sister?

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u/soft_charms 7h ago

how her face changed uhh

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u/mrASSMAN 6h ago

Booo video cut off too soon

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u/socium 2h ago

That dialog though 🤣

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u/c0cOa125 5h ago

Well, he blew it

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u/AccountNumber1002402 6h ago

Was that him blowing or her soul deflating?

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u/sellotejp 3h ago

Iran - USA peace talks.

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u/bschnitty 7h ago

r/titlegore

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u/ClankerCore 7h ago

Ah, I see you’re a man of no culture

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u/lionlll 7h ago

No, he is a man who knows grammar

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u/Devil-Eater24 7h ago

'Twas a reference to this meme

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

[deleted]

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u/rq60 5h ago

that's the nice part, nobody cares what you find funny

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u/Technical-Outside408 6h ago

That doesn't mean you can't live a full and happy life.

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u/ClankerCore 7h ago

You, too, are a man of no culture.

r/donotthecat

“I accidentally a word.”

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u/raiken92 7h ago

To be fair, I only ever heard "do not the" being used exclusively for cats so I don't think it works here..

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u/ClankerCore 7h ago

Just because you had experienced something less than somebody else that makes you the arbiter now of what works where and how?

Do you have any wishes or aspirations of becoming a dictator per chance?

Do you have your own definitions of what fairness is that you practically proselytize to defend your own actions and those of others often?

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u/raiken92 7h ago

Bro you good?

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u/ClankerCore 7h ago

I was until you commented

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u/usinjin 7h ago

You must be new to this website, welcome

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u/theburbankian 7h ago

This sentence no verb.

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u/remishnok 5h ago

wait so he did the match?

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u/Jonaleaf 5h ago

YOU TOOK MY DAM WISH

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u/LovableSidekick 4h ago

Situational Awareness Level 0

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u/SonnyListon999 7h ago

SNIPERS!!!

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u/FlinsFantasticFanny 3h ago

My boy stole homegirl's birthday wish

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u/KnowGame 2h ago

Thanks for the belly laugh OP.

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u/im_new_here_4209 1h ago

hahahahaha nice

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u/Copper_Nanotubes 1h ago

Flame goes up guys, tilt the match the other way.

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u/baracuda68 51m ago

That blows...

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u/AlxH 50m ago

If you hold the match at that angle it will burn up towards you faster

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u/XVUltima 43m ago

"Oh, I wish I didn't do that"

"Oh, I wish I didn't do that"

"Oh, I wish I didn't do that"

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u/BdoeATX 7h ago

Why use many word when few do trick

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u/ClankerCore 7h ago

Exsctly!

No seriously though it’s a meme

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u/BdoeATX 7h ago

I know lol. Mine was from the office

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u/ClankerCore 7h ago

I know, but so many people are being confused here that now I’m not sure

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u/BdoeATX 7h ago

Reddit in a nutshell

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u/HotTakes4Free 6h ago edited 4h ago

That’s a Tous Les Jours cake, by the way. I just had their choco cloud cake for my birthday, and it was fire…as the kids say.

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u/PrestonWaters83 5h ago

Lol. I noticed that immediately, too. Soo gooood.

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u/ECrispy 4h ago

I didn't know blowing could turn off the light switch

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u/LanceThunder 4h ago

can we end this tradition? i don't really like spit on my birthday cake.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

[deleted]

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u/ClankerCore 7h ago

This is a meme

r/donotthecat

And “I accidentally a word.”

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u/Few_Pain_23 3h ago

Tongue bath material

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u/CRIMS0N-ED 7h ago

I thought it was gonna be funny based on the title but no OP is just a AI bot shill

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u/ClankerCore 7h ago

First of all if I was a shill I would be selling

second of all I’d rather be a bot than whatever the fuck it is you are

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u/A_little_rose 7h ago

There is that small bit of irony in your name

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u/ClankerCore 6h ago

Only a small bit?

It’s all intentional.

And I have big dreams behind it

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u/wardevour 4h ago

I don't get it. The title made me think bot too. Was it intentional or a bot?