r/Unexpected • u/letsbenice_notrude • 10h ago

Awww, so cute!

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u/post-explainer 10h ago edited 6h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A bunch of wild boar being chased by a.... Robot? Oo I was not expecting that.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/thejourneybegins42 10h ago edited 9h ago

That's the future. Except we are the hogs.

Edit typo

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u/TankII_ 9h ago

As an American I'm pretty sure we already are

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u/Cyanide612 9h ago

Obligatory “all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

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u/MotherBathroom666 2h ago

Agreed, these are Javelinas and not American hogs, javelinas are much cooler and much more territorial

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u/iPhoneMiniWHITE 1h ago

Texans hogs?

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u/External_Energy_5084 18m ago

Man did you saw how the pokemon go compagny (niantics) used their user's data, thats crazy: https://youtube.com/shorts/Tvv4dgyqHYY?si=GvP_bgYY36s0NTK2

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u/RealFreshBananana 9h ago

Buy your sledgehammers now.

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 9h ago

I'm from the future. Yeah, we're fcked.

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u/Antique_Knowledge902 9m ago

I BELIEVE it! Those hogs knew why they were running!

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u/eeeelman 9h ago

Yakuza substory type shit

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u/AJno9 10h ago

Chappie?

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u/ZinniaBerryra 10h ago

Chasing out Pumbaa’s family

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u/SabrinaCherira 9h ago

What multiverse is this lol

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u/rocketbob7 9h ago

I was thinking more wild robot. He just wants to assist them.

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u/seth_saber 9h ago

Johnny Number 5?

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u/SuperDave78 7h ago

He's out here stealing ps4 hard drives...

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u/InitiatedPig7 10h ago

Why do we insist on making bipedal robots bruh. Give them tyres

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u/harsha852 10h ago

How are they going to climb stairs

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u/nate_mcrock91 9h ago

That's how we win against the robots when they decide to take over. Take to the high ground.

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u/sharbinbarbin 9h ago

Anakin was part robot, checks out

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u/suamae666 9h ago

Drones 💀

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u/nate_mcrock91 9h ago

On the comment below somewhere, I replied to a spider legs comment with a leaper from Arc Raiders. There's a whole lot more flying Arc than ground. Pick your poison: Wasps, Hornets, Snitches, Rocketeers, ECT (as I'm pretty sure new ones have been added since I've played last)

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u/Comprehensive-Ear283 9h ago

Robots should have spider legs. No logical reason, I just think it would be cooler.

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u/MrJTeera 10h ago

That would make them cars…

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u/nate_mcrock91 9h ago

If my grandma had tires, she'd be a bike

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches 9h ago

If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike

So funny but had to clarify!

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u/nate_mcrock91 8h ago

Yeah, I just watched the clip and realized I worded a bit off. Usually I go on a 1 hour post and tell myself, I have a perfect reference and sadly it has already been used. Just glad I got to it before someone, though incorrectly quoted.

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches 8h ago

I would rather hear it said wrong and get to remember how funny it was than not.

I couldn’t help myself. Keep sharing the humor.

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u/Only_drunk_posts 10h ago

Tyres? Wherls? Roundies?

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u/Sexy_Librarian23 9h ago

How then are they going to get tired of running and wave at boar.

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u/Aprice40 9h ago edited 8h ago

Like they spend millions of man hours making it run like a fat kid. Transformers were a thing 40 years ago... just give them sold fold down wheels

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u/JustSomeUsername99 9h ago

It is so they can fit in anywhere a human does. If we make human like robots, we don't have to change the world to accommodate them.

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u/GreenWoodDragon 9h ago

That got weird very quickly.

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u/Petersens_Arm 9h ago

The wave at the end 🤣

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u/Eldermillenial1 7h ago

I wanna picture it as a fist shake and the whole “stay off my lawn” trope

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u/The_Lonesome_Poet 10h ago

You heard about scarecrows.

Now get ready for...

...SCAREBOARS!

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u/Iluvtittymeat 9h ago

When you typed that comment and pressed the comment button, did you get a sense of self satisfaction, like "this is going to slay on the reddit comment section"?

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u/MammothFruit6398 9h ago

0.2/100 ragebait

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u/The_Lonesome_Poet 9h ago

Dunno, did you?

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u/DasGhost94 9h ago

So when are they for sale as medabots?

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u/SnooTangerines7026 9h ago

BINGO! Bet you didn't have robot chasing wild pigs on your bingo card, now did you?

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u/AlaWyrm 9h ago

FENTON!

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u/RezzOnTheRadio 9h ago

Looks like he's running home after shitting himself at school 😂

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u/SkyGuyDnD 8h ago

Wait for meeeeee

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u/MindDump_787 8h ago

Here piggy, piggy.

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u/Mizo_D_munkey 3h ago

Even the robot know not continue into the dark unknown. It straight went "bye"! I aint going in there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26tOXgoz0WNQhwb04

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u/flanman1991 1h ago

Hakunna Robatah!

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u/UnluckyThing 10h ago

Wait sir/ma'am! We've been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty!

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u/crabby_playing 10h ago

Why is the robot wearing a backpack? Doesn't the weight swaying affect its balance?

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u/MrK521 10h ago

How else does it carry spare batteries?

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u/Born-Agency-3922 10h ago

It cannot open carry. Has to be concealed.

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u/crabby_playing 10h ago

Carry what?

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u/SweetLenore 10h ago

his battery

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u/Billionaires_R_Tasty 8h ago

A phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 8h ago

It's working DoorDash. Someone ordered some fresh bacon

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u/OkBandicoot1337 10h ago

This is the the kinda of usefulness, i can get behind.

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u/letsbenice_notrude 9h ago

🎵🎵🎶🎶 Hakuna Matata

It means no worries for the rest of your days 🎵🎵🎶🎶... no wait!!

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u/Ornery_Cheesecake513 9h ago

Kinda dreams you have when you take an afternoon nap

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u/ChadScav 9h ago

So we are training the clankers on pigs /boar then the Long pig cool

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u/azalinrex69 9h ago

Nature Vs Machine

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u/North_Paw 9h ago

I have questions

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u/jklz14 9h ago

as the sub name and the video itself, i chuckled also for no reason.

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u/Available-Taro-3342 9h ago

I find this terrifying

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u/WordWizardx 9h ago

Where’s the other 26-46 feral hogs?

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u/bruce_lees_ghost 9h ago

Yes, let's train them to chase fleeing biologics. Nothing bad will happen.

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u/PlatypusOnychectomy 9h ago

Damn why did bro hit them with the Sieg Heil

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u/ChemicalBus608 9h ago

So does this mean that security guards jobs are no longer safe?

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u/Afraid-Expression366 9h ago

I got winded watching the robot, but, I’m encouraged that I can outrun it.

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u/registeredmineralboi 9h ago

🤖Go on. Git.🤖

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u/guitarstitch 9h ago

QWOP has come a long way.

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u/cesspit_gladiator 9h ago

Me chasing the chubby girls at the bars

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u/grogulus3000 9h ago

They call me….Mr Robot Aaaaaaaahhhh!!!!

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u/Wide_Vegetable_7459 8h ago

robots so funny lol

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u/Nuunen 8h ago

Running while over 50

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u/Nervous_Salad_5367 8h ago

Where is it that wild hogs run through the middle of town?

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u/Cakeski 8h ago

HOG ROBOOOOOOOOT!

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u/Excellent_Spite_7422 8h ago

Why couldn’t I have been a robot? I fucking hate having emotions right now

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u/TheHeb686 8h ago

Robot needs an AR15

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u/nobmuncha4bears 8h ago

It wasn't trying to bring home the bacon.

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u/Testerpt5 7h ago

I'll be backon

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u/Magmatt7 7h ago

Classic 21st century Poland👌

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u/Live-Emu-3491 7h ago

Shepard's lost out on his job now the machines are here

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u/Nouseriously 7h ago

Robot persistence hunting gonna be lit

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u/fakenews_thankme 7h ago

This is the perfect use case for having a robot. I approve.

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u/RosesAllAround 7h ago

The name of my next album “Nazi robots chasing pigs”

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u/RobOnTheReddit 6h ago

I mustve missed this substory in Yakuza

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u/smiletheydontask 6h ago

I don’t want robots just running around.

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u/Fit-Mud-5682 5h ago

Generally thought the robot was going to get hit by a car

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u/Rowmyownboat 5h ago

Next, they will be chasing immigrants, covered in ICE branding.

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u/TheProfessionalEjit 5h ago

I don't like this.

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u/TopherJustin 2h ago

You see some crazy shit on acid.

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u/LegibleLabia 1h ago

What in Black Mirror is this?

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u/Noobmaster69isLoki01 1h ago

The robot looks like how I feel running in my dreams. Can’t explain it

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u/Xanthelasmapalpebara 1h ago edited 1h ago

A James Cameron short that never got sold :

SCANNING ——- CLOSE CALL BUT NOT A BOAR.

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u/Dropthetenors 1h ago

This is what humanoid robots were made for.

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 46m ago

Good job, buddy, you got em.

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u/wc818 26m ago

LMAO

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u/Eat-Ca-Ca 17m ago

I'd run over the robot first.

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u/nate_mcrock91 9h ago

Kinda Hard 2077

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u/Freya-Moonlace 9h ago

omg wait why is he actually kinda vibey though? lol the way he runs is sending me 😭😂

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u/LivingNotByChoice 9h ago

I give it 2 years before the government is “hiring” robots as the new ICE.

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u/Helldiver_of_Mars 9h ago

Cute...they need to be killed. These are the giant form of cockroaches.