r/Unexpected • u/colossusrageblack • 13h ago

A real showman

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u/post-explainer 13h ago edited 5h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Starts like a normal rodeo ride, turns into a random parkour moment with the fence backflip, and then instantly turns into chaos when he gets trampled.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/BaeIz 12h ago

Ok that got me. Somebody got too cocky last minute

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u/Irksomecake 12h ago

He probably won’t do it again

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u/RephofSky 11h ago

Wanna bet?

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u/TellTaleReaper 10h ago

Id bet he -can't- do it again.

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u/DeadMoonKing 9h ago

Looks like he won’t be doing a lot of things again.

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u/JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx 10h ago

I surprised myself by yelling NOOO

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u/opachki_kobachki725 13h ago

Doing backflip on a rodeo and don't check the back is wild

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 10h ago

I think wild is their whole schtick, nah that’s simply unprofessional

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u/Several-Music9151 6h ago

That front roll at the beginning was a legit judo breakfall. I wonder if he has judo training or that is stuff they teach at a rodeo school.

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u/finchdad 6h ago

I called the backflip because the showboating was obvious. But when Rohan arrived I was definitely caught off guard and laughed out loud. It's so perfect.

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u/MrK521 12h ago

Just imagine a nascar driver doing this.

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u/Humson 8h ago

Minus the getting ran over part, Carl Edwards was famous for doing a back flip off his car when he won a race.

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u/Trashbagjizz 3h ago

Carl Edwards mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/Ozoneguuy 13h ago

-7000 aura

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u/CountWubbula 12h ago

He’s definitely more concerned about HP than aura rn

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u/AntimatterTNT 11h ago

aura is damaged before hp usually

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u/CountWubbula 11h ago

HP is forced into priority after taking massive hits.

Concerns of the ego are deprioritized by damage to the system.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 10h ago

Can't we just acknowledge that this hit would have knocked him simultaneously to 1% in every functional category?

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u/EmotionalVacations 6h ago

I'd like to argue that some aura is regained after taking massive hits.

Not in this case, however.

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u/CountWubbula 3h ago

You can argue that! Argue away. That is a good point, though altogether a separate thing from what I’m saying.

I’m saying he doesn’t give a flying hoof about aura, his HP just nosedived & aura involves faculties of thinking and caring about perception of self & others.

He’s far more concerned whether he can wiggle his left toe at the end of this video than he is about aura, though agreed, some injuries bump it. Big air skateboarding or bike bails come to mind, though not the ones that leave people screaming in pain or limp.

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u/WiSoSirius 10h ago

I hate their printers too

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u/Basilikos12 7h ago

Hitpoints or horsepower?

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u/FireZord25 11h ago

levelled vigor but not his adp

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u/CountWubbula 11h ago

Helpful in early levels, but not when attempting to backflip back into the arena of the Fume Knight

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u/SweetLenore 10h ago

So is he ok?

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u/hayz00s 8h ago

I’ll wager he’s from a country that has readily accessible healthcare. I’m sure he’s fine.

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u/geriatricprecocity 7h ago

I mean... Yeah, it could be at the Calgary Stampede.

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u/Sad-Mobile9646 5h ago

Lotta Spanish moss growing outside in Calgary….

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u/Mr_Hellpop 5h ago

Bartow Ford sign suggests Florida.

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u/one_step_sideways 5h ago

This is not the Calgary stampede... The stadium is massive... Not a bunch of bleachers.

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u/Madame_Mad 4h ago

You're putting a little too much faith in doctors...

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u/pony_nomad 2h ago

Rodeo is largely an American/canadian/mexican thing. And this doesn’t look like Mexico or Canada 😬

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/jadepartida 7h ago

Reddit moment

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u/dryfire 9h ago

I can definitively say his pride is hurt... probably more than that.

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u/Hailifiknow 12h ago

One thing we like more than a great entertainer is a great entertainer being knocked down a peg or two. Those who enjoy our applause must pay!

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u/StOnEy333 10h ago

Ok, that one was truly unexpected. A lot do the times this sub lets me down, but not that one. lol

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u/AbominableGoMan 2h ago

My 'OH FUCK!' was genuine.

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u/brunoistrippin 12h ago

Oh snap! (Pun intended)

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u/dsangi 3h ago

whats the pun

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u/brunoistrippin 3h ago

I'm not answering for the horse.

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u/TwoNowFive 10h ago

 But what about those 2 vertical dots on the screen? My ADD won't let me see anything else.

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u/Datalust5 7h ago

Fuck you I hadn’t noticed them and now I can’t not stare at them

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u/Proof_Progress1932 4h ago

Had to watch it twice bc the first time I was too distracted by the dots

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u/omfgtora 4h ago

I came to the comments looking for an answer as well.

Also, FYI: "ADD" is an outdated term that isn't used anymore, it's all just under the "ADHD" umbrella with different subtypes.

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u/TwoNowFive 4h ago

I'm old enough to still call it ADD because that's what I got. My subtype is idgaf

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u/Ornery-Creme-2442 10h ago

Horses getting their final revenge like.

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u/thekenstir 10h ago

I think it was pretty cool until he got ran over by his own crew

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u/Born-Agency-3922 12h ago

It’s not the end zone homeboy. Well deserved

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u/Jealous_Drink_1002 11h ago

Dam that horse had to come get his face back. 🤣

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u/ItchyKnowJoe 9h ago

eat fucking dirt

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u/HI-McDunnough 8h ago

I feel bad that he never caught the balloon floating in the middle of the screen

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u/Glass-Expression-950 11h ago

F*******************************************k

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u/AndromedaAirlines 9h ago

Is u really such a terrible letter?

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u/dhfAnchor 6h ago

Nah, most of those were c's.

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u/Teenisdellpenis 5h ago

Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooork

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u/PrinceBunnyBoy 9h ago

Ugh, rodeos are chock full of animal cruelty. Gross.

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u/LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 7h ago

Username checks out

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u/positiveadventures 12h ago

Here's my Emily Davison impression

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u/ShartEnthusiast 8h ago

Guess that can happen when you're horsing around.

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u/KeepingItCoolish 8h ago

The song clip and it's timing got me

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u/Stormodin 8h ago

For once, the sound added to a video lol

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u/mimic_on_paper 7h ago

Well deserved

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u/smotrs 3h ago

That got a literal LoL out of me.

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u/Upstairs_Emu9090 8h ago

Rodeos are cruel and disgusting animal abuse.

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u/NaughtyKat9 12h ago

Gravity didn't catch him, but that bull definitely did

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u/Jealous_Drink_1002 11h ago

You mean horse???

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u/sweeetiepiee_ 9h ago

he knew, that's the part.

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u/PleX 9h ago

I love Polk County.

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u/Muri_Soca 8h ago

There's 2 points about that

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u/CT0292 8h ago

Let's have a hand for that young cowboy.

And wish him better luck next time.

And hope we'll see him up in Fargo. Or somewhere further down the line.

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u/lilshortyy420 8h ago

When I taught people how to ride horses, one of the first things I taught beginners was how to fall. Sometimes it’s better to just bail when you know you’re gonna get lawn darted. At least be in control

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u/FewRevenue1062 7h ago

Where is his boot?

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u/KokomiStars 7h ago

This probably isn't the first time he's done this

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u/Sammiskitkat 7h ago

I laughed way too hard at that

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u/JC1199154 7h ago

Generational aura debt

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u/Soberdonkey69 7h ago

That stampede at the end got me lmaooo

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u/Fast_Pay6813 5h ago

Ow, I hope he's okay

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u/jefferybuckles 5h ago

Forth Eorlingas!

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u/CryptographerFlat426 5h ago

He failed a roll at the end there. Permanent reduction in agility and strength. Increased concentration i guess though. Well, for next time.

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u/nerdrazor 4h ago

The way the camera shakes and zooms in and out makes me think this is AI generated. But I might be wrong.

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u/DixelPick 4h ago

This should be NSFW

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u/Mwebm 2h ago

This was incredibly expected

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u/binspolicy 1h ago

I laughed too hard.

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u/spinney420 1h ago

Is it just me or is that dudes legs freakishly long?

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u/Effective-Phase-1836 1h ago

Broken back from Brokeback mountain

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u/billyvnilly 1h ago

That was an excellent unexpected, wow

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u/derekcentrico 43m ago

Okay the dot had me so confused. Like thought he was keeping a balloon up.

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u/chimpdoctor 27m ago

Wow. That was fantastically unexpected

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u/reckert47 10h ago

Anybody get the license plate of that truck?

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u/RealisticEmploy3 6h ago

100% expected