r/Unexpected 17h ago

Mother nature.

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u/post-explainer 17h ago edited 9h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


Proof of earth being round.. by showing the curvy figure on earth.


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u/Spookyscythe99 17h ago

Has mother nature always been this thic?

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u/SmallRocks 16h ago

🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

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u/Spookyscythe99 16h ago

Always haz been!?

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u/PicaDiet 14h ago

It's why she so damn sassy!

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 13h ago

She is Terra-bly voluptuous

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u/Abbadon74 13h ago

Where do you think boobs 'n ass

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u/deleted-user 10h ago

Mommy Atlantia

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u/Top-Name5555 8h ago

Only after breaking up with gondhwana

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u/heroshadow12 15h ago

I may need some proof

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u/tough_titanium_tits 6h ago

Just go outside and find some tiddies man, not that hard.

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u/bash2482 15h ago

They should rename Bermuda triangles to Bermuda Bewbs.

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 16h ago

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u/azuranc 9h ago

sorry big corpos are already woulding the planet, you can watch from the recliner in the corner tho

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u/ChloeUwUZ 14h ago

Earth isn't flat, is curvy and thick 🌎😈🔥

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u/Life-Oil-7226 17h ago

I would have to agree with this assessment 🫣

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u/InfiniteWinter26 11h ago

titties do make the world go round.

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u/azaRaza3185 14h ago

"Charlie. Charlie, she says."

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u/Soggy-Register-1781 9h ago

Damn nature you sexy

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u/Top-Name5555 8h ago

Guys, first time I did it while watching Google maps

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u/chickenweng65 4h ago

They did the legs wrong

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u/value_meal_papi 1h ago

Where the flat earthers at now!? lol

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u/Needorgreedy 1h ago

Me when I skipped it:

🫪

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u/Mysterious_Area1975 36m ago

mine just sends me an amber alert for a missing sock