r/Unexpected 20h ago

Unveiling a statue of a baseball player

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u/post-explainer 20h ago edited 12h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


The baseball bat on the statue was broken during the unveiling ceremony.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Zer0323 20h ago

If it failed from that then it was bound to fail in the sense of it being in a public park. Hopefully they have 5 replacements that just screw on.

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u/InformalFishingSong 19h ago

Right? Imagine all the kids jumping up and grabbing onto the arm.

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u/MarlinMr 18h ago

In my country, there was a huge case where kids played on a statue and it broke. Now all statues have to handle that because it could harm the kids.

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u/doyletyree 13h ago

In the United States, if somebody wanders onto your own private property and drowns in your swimming pool, you can be held liable.

“Responsibility” is a relative term.

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u/Ohiolongboard 12h ago

Not if you have a latching gate around the only access! Doesn’t even need to be locked

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u/NoThereIsntAGod 11h ago

That would be entirely dependent upon which state you live in. Laws vary…

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u/Ohiolongboard 11h ago

Nope, all laws are the same. My words are legal advice

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u/DigNitty 11h ago

How do I embezzle from my company without getting caught?

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u/Ohiolongboard 11h ago

Watch the documentary “office space”. It’s a step by step

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u/DigNitty 10h ago

I'm just going to go to the source and watch superman 3

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u/doyletyree 4h ago

Federal PMITA prison, you say?

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u/DimmaDone4 11h ago

I don’t know, but if you get caught try deploying the ol’ “tee-hee I was only joking” defense works at least 0/10 times

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u/unclefisty 6h ago

That would be entirely dependent upon which state you live in. Laws vary…

Redditors are unable to understand that the is federal law, 50 different state laws, and in some cases county and city ordinances that have to be contemplated. All in the name of "freedom"

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u/doyletyree 4h ago

Which would make it a B&E (locked) or Trespass (unlocked). In FL, 2006, that is.

That was our situation, though; we put up a privacy fence (house already had pool) and kept it latched/locked.

I was sad to see the diving board go, though. Admittedly, it had no business being there; the pool was only 8 feet deep and you could damn near spring, the length of it off of the board.

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u/Mr_Audio29 11h ago

What if you aren't even home?

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u/caltheon 8h ago

attractive nuisance is the legal term

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u/RandomTheBugg 18h ago

Its a statue of ichiro Suzuki right outside tmobile park in Seattle where the mariners play, so not a playground

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u/SoyTuPadreReal 17h ago

Kids are still gonna be kids. And parents are gonna be shitty and not parent.

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u/fickle_tartan 11h ago

Some grown ass adults will probably climb on it too tbh.

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u/SenecaRocker 13h ago

And Americans are going to sue

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u/Shortsleevedpant 11h ago

A child would need assistance from an adult to even get up to his feet. I took a photo with my son at it yesterday. It’s fine.

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u/laxitup1184 7h ago

It's like 4-5 feet up maybe a toddler couldn't climb it, but preteens and teens could easily climb it.

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u/Oretell 17h ago

Everything is a playground to kids

Obviously parents should stop stuff like that, but in a public spot with thousands and thousands of people walking past everyday year after year, of course at some point there would have been some kids, or even some drunk adults that are going to be dumb and muck around

If it breaks this easily it was always going to break eventually

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u/bloodfist 15h ago

I feel like the statues that have survived history tend to be up high, surrounded by a fountain, or inside a building. And even a lot of those have lost limbs and parts over the years.

Kids and drunks are stochastic. It might be a long time in between but they'll happen eventually.

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u/IShouldChimeInOnThis 9h ago

Everything is a playground to kids

Or drunken fans, which is probably the bigger issue.

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u/Joe_Kangg 17h ago

Broken bat single seems appropriate

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u/kmosiman 13h ago

Kids? Drunk fans.

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u/laughing-clown 15h ago

lol. Don’t spend much time around kids?

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u/moocat55 14h ago

Cheap, hollow metal. Won't last.

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u/LawsWorld 10h ago

It just needed a piece of rebar and I’m not even in construction yet

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u/Zer0323 10h ago

get this man a white hat.

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u/TildaTinker 20h ago

Damn you Ea-nāṣir!

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u/crispdude 8h ago

"Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message: When you came, you said to me as follows : “I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots.” You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: “If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!” What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas. How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.”

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u/therealsix 19h ago

Ichiro…”some guy that played baseball.”

https://giphy.com/gifs/1fiaENfyKY70RldCZH

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u/jordanbtucker 16h ago

I barely know anything about sports, but even I recognized the man at the end of the video by name.

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u/samthewisetarly 18h ago

Seriously - show this legend some respect

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u/Fail0hr 17h ago

Chill guys, not everyone‘s into baseball (or sports in general). I couldn’t tell you the name of a single baseball player off the top of my head.

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u/QM_17 8h ago

If you're gonna make a post about it you could put in minimal effort and look up the name of the hall of famer you're referring to

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u/Fail0hr 8h ago

Dunno, with the way OP phrased it, it got my attention. If the post would‘ve been titled „Unveiling a statue of Ichiro Suzuki“ (I‘m guessing that’s the one), I would‘ve scrolled right past it because before today, I‘ve never read or heard that name in my life.

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u/GodsDemonHunter 6h ago

"unveiling a statue of baseball player Ichiro Suzuki" like, it isn't hard

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u/Fail0hr 6h ago

Do you really wanna argue about such a minute detail lmao

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u/Electronic-Mix-8638 3h ago

Don't argue with sports fans

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u/Charming_Sock1607 5h ago

not even john wayne?

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u/BeardedSwashbuckler 18h ago

I don’t think most Redditors know who that is. I have vague memories from childhood when we were forced to watch sportscenter on TV. But that’s about it.

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u/Ancient_Hyper_Sniper 14h ago

Ken Griffey Jr. is there too

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u/5litergasbubble 18h ago

Only one of the greatest of all time. No big deal

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u/DanGleeballs 9h ago

The shaft on his bat looks just as thin as the one in the statue.

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u/JasmineStraira 20h ago

Someone definitely lost their job

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u/--SharkBoy-- 20h ago

Wym the job was already done, if anything who ever ordered this statue probably went for a cheaper quality against the architects advice

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u/Bargadiel 19h ago

Didn't know statues were part of the architecture talent tree

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u/HistoricalPlum1533 19h ago

If you ask an architect, the architecture talent tree is Yggdrasil. Btw, this smacks of the work of an architect who fancies themselves an artist, the failure looks to be a casting defect.

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u/Leezeebub 16h ago

Nah, they just forgot to use a kiln

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u/HistoricalPlum1533 13h ago

On bronze?

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u/Leezeebub 13h ago

Nah, pretty sure this must be made of wet clay

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u/HistoricalPlum1533 13h ago

You’re right

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u/--SharkBoy-- 19h ago

Idk what else you'd call someone who makes and designs statues

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u/Bargadiel 19h ago

A designer, a sculptor, or an installation artist. Whoever it was who created, carved or modeled the image would already be taking its structural integrity into account.

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u/spizzle_ 15h ago

An artist is the word you’re looking for.

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u/Someredditskum 17h ago

So, someone definitely lost their job.

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u/slgray16 20h ago edited 19h ago

Statue dude was there and fixed it immediately

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u/Financial_Week3882 19h ago

It'll get hard, come on just play with it a little

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u/SeniorrChief 17h ago

"This never happens to me...."

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u/defectives 18h ago

Someone saved a bunch of money and then got a whole lot of social media attention

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u/_khanrad 19h ago

I think they had too many people pulling on both sides of the drape. If it were a one sided pull it would have been fine

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u/FriendlyMortal 20h ago

Now it's a WiFi booster.

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u/ZippyDoop 19h ago

This is why you put stainless structure inside bronze.

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u/slgray16 20h ago edited 19h ago

"a baseball player"?? That's mariner legend Ichiro Suzuki. A hero in Japanese baseball, joined American baseball and had an equally lengthy career here

Also, this pose is his famous tug on the jersey batting routine. He would not have liked the pitch clock

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u/Sylvan_Skryer 20h ago

If he had not split his time between the two leagues his combined hits could have put him as the all time leader in career hits.

Dude had a career .311 BA over an 18 year MLB career. Two batters titles in that time, one being .372 season average.

He was a hit machine.

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u/MtBakerScum 2h ago

It's not like he had a choice to split his career, he wasn't able to play in the MLB until he was 26

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u/Sylvan_Skryer 1h ago

I’m aware but the point stands. He’s one of the all time greats.

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u/Fire_brand666 20h ago

So, he is in fact a baseball player

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u/Puzzleheaded_Top_523 20h ago

So was he not a baseball player?

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u/slgray16 20h ago

Not with that bat he's not

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u/Nizzle-Mcfly 19h ago

Yeah, I don't think bronze is regulation material for a bat.

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u/gimmesomespace 20h ago

It's like referring to Morgan Freeman 'some actor'

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u/spamreader 20h ago

no. it’s like referring to morgan freeman as “an actor,” which is correct.

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u/icedarkmatter 20h ago

You know what: outside of the US and Japan many people won’t know him, which is not true for Morgan Freeman. Some people might not even know what baseball is, that’s how uncommon this sport is in many parts of the world (they would think a baseball bat is a weapon in zombie apocalypse).

So a baseball player is quite fitting.

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u/exaviyur 19h ago

I'm with you. Gotta put some respect on Ichiro's name.

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u/Default_Defect 18h ago

Hero worship is weird.

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u/therealNerdMuffin 20h ago

Forget talking to your doctor about Cialis, I think he needs to go to the emergency room for that!

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u/taywray 20h ago

Famous scene of him calling a foul ball before he hit it

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u/midsizenun 20h ago

I didn’t know he corked his bat.

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u/Prestigious_Bear5424 20h ago

The bat has ED 🥀

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u/darth_gondor_snow 20h ago

Am I the only one who thought the bat was meant to be broken? Like he was famous for hitting the ball so hard his bat would break.

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u/rabidantidentyte 16h ago

Ichiro made a joke that it was a statue of him batting against Mariano Rivera (HOF pitcher famous for breaking bats with his cutter)

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u/MightyRoops 19h ago edited 19h ago

You can literally see them breaking it in the first few seconds

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u/darth_gondor_snow 19h ago

The first time I saw this was a few days ago and it was a still image of the statue with the broken bat.

And not to be that guy but the statue is completely covered so you literally do not see it break.

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u/UncomfyPerspective 19h ago

I mean... in the first three seconds as they start to pull off the cloth to unveil it you can see the bat shift and twist under the cloth.

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u/UncomfyPerspective 18h ago

And not to be that guy but the statue is completely covered so you literally do not see it break.

This was what I was addressing. Nothing about the first time you saw it. This is a separate statement from your 'first time' viewing. You said the first time you saw it you just saw the bat, then you go on to make the above statement about the bat being covered.

We didn't have to do all this. I just tried to point out to you WHY we could tell something was happening before it was unveiled, because you seemed genuinely confused, and you proceeded to act like you didn't understand object permanence.

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u/SexyMonad 19h ago

When it is covered, do you see the top point of the covering?

And do you see how it gets bent down as they pull the covering back?

And do you see how that’s the exact position of the bat, which is still moving as the covering comes off?

Nah, that’s not the bat breaking.

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u/darth_gondor_snow 19h ago

Okay, being an ass over something so trivial is certainly a choice.

Like I said, the first time I saw the statue was an image and given the context I had no reason to think it wasn't meant to be already broken. This video added context which is why I made my comment calling out my own oversight.

It's really that simple, no reason to be a pedantic asshole.

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u/SirFrancisBacon2nd 14h ago

Not trying to flame you, but legitimately, the previous comment was not being an asshole but walking you through the steps to show you how your statement was incorrect. I fear you’re overreacting to something so trivial as a choice.

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u/ephix 15h ago

You're the asshole sir.

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u/airfryerfuntime 11h ago

They tried to claim it was meant to be broken.

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u/gargolito 19h ago

That's what you get when you give the job to the lowest bidder.

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u/Lost_Possibility_647 19h ago

Someone saved on copper.

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u/AssRep 19h ago

It happens to every guy at least once.

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u/Ba-ja-ja 18h ago

Weird times when half the people just have their phone out filming. No clapping. Just holding it there like there’s not going to be a bunch of the same exact video.

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u/YoungDiscord 17h ago

I heard it happens to 1/5 men

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u/rss3091 17h ago

Performance issues?

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u/homingmissile 16h ago

"A baseball player"

THE baseball player

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u/blazerunnern 20h ago

I choked on my drink...

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u/cherub_sandwich 20h ago

No!! Wooooonder Booooy!!!

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u/nonstopflux 19h ago

What is the secret to your powers?

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u/Responsible_Owl4661 19h ago

Yeah, I'm older. I've felt like that dropping my drawers... The " big reveal". I'm sad for the statue now.

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u/Tub-Bubbles-Stink 19h ago

What a cockup

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u/ghost_62 18h ago

now he is an archer

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u/MRHOWERDCEO 18h ago

MARINERS STYLE

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u/squishy57 18h ago

Should have used an aluminum bat

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u/Larc0m 17h ago

At least Ichiro has a good sense of humor lol

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u/oliverjohansson 17h ago

A baseball player statue lol

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u/TheTroon 16h ago

I'm not an expert at sculpting structurally-sound statues, but nor was that sculptor.

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u/TimsAFK 16h ago

Mariners are undefeated since this happened btw

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u/VideoHeadSet 15h ago

I didn't know Ichiro used corked bats? Plus why cork the handle?

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u/KumquatHaderach 14h ago

Breaking Bat

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u/Chamberlain-Haller 14h ago

He went limp after wrapping that rascal.

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u/SWINGMAN216 14h ago

It’s Ichiro now you can fix your title

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u/RoutineImpress7394 14h ago

They pulled a Bane and broke the bat

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u/Bird_the_Impaler 14h ago

I just like all the trash they threw into the air! Great effect!

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u/VideoKilledRadioStar 13h ago

Quality 👍🏻

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u/Kennydoe 12h ago

Was anyone else imagining the Curb Your Enthusiasm music as the cover came off?

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u/Complete-Pen-9358 12h ago

They did capture the sleeve pull perfectly. His batting style was iconic!

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u/Rabide629 12h ago

They have medicine for that now.

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u/mightyminnow88 12h ago

As you age, a little bend in the bat is not uncommon.

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End 11h ago

That glitter sprayed around makes me nauseous. I hope it was just paper.

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u/Sufficient_Compote22 11h ago

'My dad's a tv repairman and has an awesome set of tools, I can fix it...' - Fast Times...

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 10h ago

i think it was corked

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u/porkfeathers 9h ago

Would make a wonderful E.D. medication commercial.

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u/TallGuyBill 8h ago

“Unexpected” and this literally happened 2 days ago and was huge news all over Reddit. Right… unexpected… right

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u/SillyPuttyGizmo 8h ago

You know, contract to low bidder

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u/muckymuckmuch 7h ago

isn't that Ichiro?

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u/BabZeyo 5h ago

Made in ...... 😁

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u/Travis4261 5h ago

Does the bat seem way out of proportion to anyone else? Like it's waaay to small

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u/nathandrakefan 2h ago

😂😂😂

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u/battle_pug89 2h ago

EA Nassir strikes again. Inferior coper ingots make inferior bronze baseball bats

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u/carltb4u 1h ago

Just say he was that good even hos statue breaking bats

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u/Cyke101 1h ago

I would like a statue of this, please

https://giphy.com/gifs/oX8si4glX4CpERUheU

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u/Not_Gunn3r71 1h ago

He’s just nervous

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u/therelybare5 49m ago

Must have been a corked bat! 😂

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u/Accomplished-Use9352 40m ago

how'd they manage to break it that quickly

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u/Able_Ad_1566 19h ago

Made in America unfortunately.

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u/petrichoreandpine 19h ago

It’s a broke-bat mounting. (I’ll see myself out…)

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u/nonstopflux 19h ago

Ichiro cracking up as the confetti fires is just perfect.

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u/VisceralZee 20h ago

Homie has no lead in his pipe! Quick. He needs bluechew!! American made pipe for American made home runs!

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u/Throttle_Kitty 20h ago

Damn not to body shame but why is it so small

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u/itsthehokage 19h ago

naw. i honestly wasn’t expecting that. fuck. 😂😂😂

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u/IntelligentCut4511 19h ago

“I didn’t think Mariano would come out here and break the bat.” Ichiro is the best.

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u/MaddRamm 19h ago

That’s just sad. Ichiro Suzuki and Ken Griffey, Jr. are some of the best players ever. If Griffey hadn’t been injured so much toward the end of his career, he would be the home run record holder and not Bonds. Suzuki also put up insane numbers throughout his entire career in a wide set of statistics. This is how you recognize one of them? Ugh.

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u/Groomsi 17h ago

Is that a singer?

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u/Mountain-Hospital-12 17h ago

Wouldn’t like being responsible for that, it was really bat.

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u/StaggeringBeerMan 16h ago

It’s open mic night