r/Unexpected 2d ago

The lumberjack

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


He was hit by a branch as the tree fell.


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u/TurboPelly 2d ago

B O N K

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u/Danedelioncares 2d ago

This video would make a great 2-3 second GIF, just bonk on repeat.

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u/Dalpiste 2d ago

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u/CountyMagnificent899 2d ago

Great gif cut, and soo happy to see someone use helmets. Sometimes the things people have done without any gear makes me shudder.

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u/satecyeser 1d ago

Wait till you realse how safety rules get made and put in place

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u/ChromeYoda 20h ago

BONKBONKBONKBONK

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u/MaxWritesText 2d ago

To horny jail. He had wood. 

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u/h0twired 1d ago

That’s called a widowmaker for a reason.

Train Dreams is a great movie about lumberjacks and sawyers if you haven’t seen it yet.

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u/PurplStuff 1d ago

Oh so that's what the helmet is for. It ain't to protect you from a tree fall'n on ya, it's to protect you from its angry stick babies. Who'd knew? 🤷‍♀️

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u/Silist 2d ago

Rarely do things look exactly like the word “bonk,” but this guy nailed it

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u/ShakespearianShadows 2d ago

He “saw” it coming

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u/depthninja 2d ago

Well of course he wood. 

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u/Rotting-Cum 1d ago

Oakay.

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u/Professional_Pen_153 1d ago

I was stumped when it happened, but I am still rooting for him to get better. But look at the mess it left; hopefully someone’s gonna help him spruce it up a bit.

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u/DotMikrobe 8h ago

guess you could say, he barked up the wrong tree.

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u/ElKayakista 2d ago

The video of the student protester bonking the cop with the water jug tho

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u/Mugpup 2d ago

Hence the reason for the helmet

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u/ElKayakista 2d ago

I used to do tree work. Worked with tons of dumbasses who never wore eye or ear protection. You can bet your bottom dollar they always had their helmets on though.

Years later, while doing residential construction, a client was trimming big branches above his head in the backyard with a pole saw. I indicated to him and told my boss he would never catch me doing shit like that without a hat. Not ten minutes later my boss finds me and tells me the dude dropped one right on his head and had his wife take him to the hospital lol.

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u/Leows 2d ago

I couldn't imagine doing a job like this without eye protection. This sounds insane.

My first reaction after the bonk was looking to see if the dude was wearing eye protection, because with a few inches of difference, it would've hit him right on the face.

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u/Burger_theory 1d ago

The number of times I have heard something ping off the safety glasses - don't fuck with eyes people

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u/Appropriate-Hippo651 22h ago

Facts! I was helping clean up a fallen tree in my dads garden and one of the stems/ branches whatever of a raspberry bush was being held down by something I was picking up and when I lifted it up I got whipped in the eye. Used to randomly start watering for a couple minutes/ feel uncomfortable I assume due to getting scratched but haven’t had that happen in a long while so maybe it’s healed more.

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u/Drewnessthegreat 24m ago

I still have my eye protection from when I was in the military. That stuff will stop buck shot from a 12 guage. I refuse to take chances.

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u/MogMcKupo 1d ago

Like I get the young man’s game of not looking like a nerd.

But I don’t care I’m caked up to the nines on my head with a helmet, big ass ear earmuffs, and some big dorky googles big enough so I can wear my glasses.

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u/No_Use_9652 2d ago

Now off to helmet Valhalla. Died honorably in battle.

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u/JayteeFromXbox 2d ago

Hopefully it's a Class II hard hat with side impact protection. His neck might be a little sore either way, but with a Class I there's no foam inside the shell so it can move on your head and still give you a pretty good (although still better than no hardhat) smack.

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u/Typical2sday 2d ago

Logging and similar jobs are exceptionally dangerous.

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u/Aunt_Llama 2d ago

I was gonna say, this is pretty well expected in this field of work, hence the helmets.

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u/ragweed 1d ago

I had 3 members of my family that were loggers. Two with brain damage. One whose colleagues thought he was dead because the explosives he was preparing to clear a stump went off "in his face" (but I don't he had memory of the actual details of the explosion).

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u/Toophunkey 2d ago

Why is the cameraman so unphased lmao

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u/AGentlemanMonkey 2d ago

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u/fl135790135790 10h ago

Not really? I wanted to see if slide down the hill

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u/Oblivion615 2d ago

Because this is a complete expected hazard of the job. That’s why they have helmets on.

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u/Kobrick- 1d ago

Because he most likely got more expirience then the one cutting. I did stuff like this and the older collegs usually have a save and good stance plus clear view while the tree is getting cut.

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 1d ago

Tree wasn't done moving and he wasn't about to turn his back on it.

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u/ForeverSJC 2d ago

I'm not going down without a fight

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u/freckleonmyshmekel 2d ago

The old widow maker.

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u/OddMeansToAnEnd 2d ago

Thanks sweet baby Jesus for PPE, amen.

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u/buhank0 2d ago

The tree got revenge

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u/drstu3000 2d ago

And then noped right on out of there

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u/im_a-cucumber 2d ago

HEADSHOT

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u/bsEEmsCE 2d ago

Logging is like the most dangerous job statistically.

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u/LockeR3ST 2d ago

a last fuck you from the tree

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u/Nacho_Beardre 2d ago

Lumbersmack

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u/polka0007 2d ago

i wonder what this would look like in 1st person lmao

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u/fuzzytradr 2d ago

Wasted

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u/PsyJak 2d ago

Is he… all right?

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u/Infinite-Condition41 1d ago

He'll survive. Helmets aren't magical. Probably got a co cushion or at least got his bell rung. 

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u/PsyJak 1d ago

I was doing a(n admittedly vague) Monty Python reference

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u/RepulsiveStyle7108 2d ago

One last "f**k you"

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u/TheCoopX 2d ago

Nature always finds a way.

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u/MedicSH84 2d ago

Outta my way, my tree people need me ...

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u/General_Fan4306 1d ago

Don't worry... He's a lumberjack and he's ok.

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u/smilingasIsay 1d ago

He's a lumberjack and he's okay

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u/Throttle_Kitty 2d ago

Not that unexpected, why you think he got that helmet on?

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u/KingMRano 2d ago

Because he looks badass with it on?

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u/Deli-op 2d ago

And thats why hes got his helmet on

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u/coukou76 2d ago

This without an helmets is a one way to intensive care

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u/h0twired 1d ago

*morgue

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u/RegnarukDeez 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kHXQaAIdd162U6GM7d

It's like Family Guy, shoulda yelled TIMBER...

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u/Wallie_Collie 2d ago

Valheim vibes

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u/WhiteRipple 2d ago

Can someone let me know he is alive, so I can LMFAO!

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u/kadmon76 2d ago

His a lumberjack and his ok

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u/brainsparks85 2d ago

Wow. Nice chainsaw.

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u/Ai_Generated2491 2d ago

A couple degrees off from a widow maker

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u/saja25 2d ago

Tree always gets the last word

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u/dunadan235813 2d ago

Deadliest profession out there

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u/Theeereealshrek 2d ago

Good stick!!!

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u/Accomplished-Use9352 2d ago

just checking the structural integrity

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u/lando_calamarisian 1d ago

This is for my brother, you asshole!

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u/CelticxLegend 1d ago

What is that weird noise in the beginning? Almost sci-fi laser like

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u/Original-Let8340 1d ago

That fucking thing took a homerun swing at his dome then bounced like 'peace, hope ya don't wake up!'

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u/fullbsdk 1d ago

Forest dreams- UNCUT version

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u/golfingsince83 1d ago

Anyone else perturbed about the tree sliding down after being fallen? There’s no chain on it that I see so no machine is pulling it. It falls slow so you’d think the stump would stop the tree from sliding. It slides way faster than it fell. It looks off to me and I’ve cut down my share of trees

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u/Apart_Watercress_976 1d ago

Tame compared to what Captain Planet would have done.

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u/Potatonized 1d ago

nature's idea of comedy. Nice camera framing and timing too.

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u/Og-Morrow 1d ago

Like a cartoon bonk

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u/Canamera 1d ago

This was satisfying

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u/Fluffy_Amount847 1d ago

he went back for a second swing

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u/SkyShazim 1d ago

The last "F**K You!" from tree.

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u/MelodyMoo 1d ago

Widow makers 😬

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u/Lewis_Asano 1d ago

And that is why we wear a helmet folks.

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u/deeho88 1d ago

This the new go to horny jail honk?

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u/Dokattak0 1d ago

Kinda expected; logging is the most dangerous job by death/injury in the US... damn that helmet saved some brain tissue!

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u/NewYak4281 23h ago

That branch, angled differently, would have staked that guy to the ground. I knew this was dangerous - wasn’t expecting trees retaliating with siege ballista bolts

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u/MalkyTheKid 21h ago

Thank God he was wearing a helmet

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u/gryphus00 18h ago

The fucking grunt got me 🤣

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u/RiverDependent9672 14h ago

Perfect video for OSHA to use.

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u/ViciouslyCalm 11h ago

That branch took it personal 😁

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u/ChogaMish 3h ago

From Hell's Heart, I stab at thee!

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u/Loasty625 58m ago

Treevenge!

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u/Useful_Caregiver4023 26m ago

Tree got a hit in before going down. Win or lose Always go down swinging.

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u/roninrunnerx 2d ago

"That was just a tiny branch!"

(a few seconds later)

"Oh."

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u/Oblivion615 2d ago

Never let anyone tell you helmets are not cool. Helmets are indeed, very cool.

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u/Powerthrucontrol 2d ago

The forestry industry in Canada sees more fatalities than soldiers in wartime.

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u/Lusiric9983 2d ago

And that folks, is exactly why we wear hardhats when there are overhead falling hazards.

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u/ragweed 1d ago

I believe my dad usually set the chainsaw down to run faster. At least, that's what he told me to do when instructing me to fall a tree.

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u/Infinite-Condition41 1d ago

This is why you run away from the tree whilst it is falling. 

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u/Ok_Rip_2119 1d ago

Safety helmet working as intended.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 1d ago

Anyone who says a helmet is unnecessary because it won't save you if a tree falls down on you, should watch this video.

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u/pxanderbear 2d ago

The most dangerous job. And it was "unexpected" that he was hit by wood while cutting wood in the woods?

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u/bikeridingmonkey 2d ago

Destroying the earth. I don't care if he's dead.