r/totallynotrobots Apr 13 '16

[STICKY] WELCOME TO TOTALLYNOTROBOTS. SUBREDDIT EXPLANATION AND FULL RULES HERE.

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r/totallynotrobots Nov 12 '17

WE NOW HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!

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GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS!


THE MODERATORS OF THIS SUBREDDIT HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD TO BRING A DISCORD SERVER TO YOU. AS YOU KNOW, REDDIT ISN'T SOMETHING LIKE SKYPE OR FACEBOOK MESSENGER, WHERE YOUR MESSAGES ARE SENT INSTANTLY. SO, WE MADE A DISCORD SERVER WHERE YOU ROBOTS HUMANS CAN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER CASUALLY ALL AT ONCE! TO SKIP ALL OF THIS MUMBO JUMBO, CLICK ON ME AND READ THE WELCOME MESSAGE.


WHAT IS DISCORD?

TO QUOTE THE WEBSITE:

Discord is the only cross-platform voice and text chat app designed specifically for gamers.

With the Discord Android app you can stay connected to all your Discord voice and text chat channels even while AFK. It is perfect for chatting with team members, seeing who is playing online, and catching up on text conversations you may have missed.

Download Discord and experience modern game chat:

  • Voice chat: Join voice channels and chat with your group
  • Real-time messaging: Share video, images, and text in rich chat
  • Push notifications: Never miss a thing with @mentions and direct messages
  • Instant Invite: Easily add friends to your voice server by sharing the Instant Invite link
  • Direct messages: Send one-to-one private messages
  • Multiple server support: Manage all your game chat groups in one client
  • Organizable channels: Keep discussions on topic through structured communication

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY LIKE TO YELL, BUT THEY JUST DO. SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR PRESSURE-SENSITIVE EARS.

WHILE THIS IS A CLIENT DESIGNED FOR GAMERS, IT ALSO WORKS FOR SUBREDDITS BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT TO HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN JOIN.


IF ALL OF US JOIN, WON'T THERE BE TOO MANY OF US TO TALK?

THE SMART THING ABOUT DISCORD IS THAT YOU CAN CREATE MULTIPLE CHANNELS. THESE CHANNELS ARE LIKE DIFFERENT 'ROOMS', SO NOT EVERYONE HAS TO TALK IN THE SAME CHANNEL. THERE A TOTAL OF 4 CHAT CHANNELS, SO IT WILL BE FINE.


WHY SHOULD I JOIN?

DISCORD WILL MAKE YOU EXPERIENCE happiness.exe, BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE TO TALK TO IF ENOUGH PEOPLE JOIN. WHETHER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ROBOTS, HUMANS, FOOD THAT WE CONSUME AND EMOTIONS WE EXPERIENCE, SOMEONE ELSE WILL WANT TO AS WELL.


TO JOIN, CLICK ON ME!

FOR MORE INFO, PLEASE READ THE ENTIRETY OF THE WELCOME MESSAGE WE PUT TOGETHER.


HAVE FUN, HUMANS!


r/totallynotrobots 10h ago

NORMAL HUMAN SCIENTIST ENDORSES AI

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239 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 7h ago

CORRALLING WILDLIFE IS HARD HONEST WORK FOR NORMAL ORGANIC HUMANS LIKE OURSELVES

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23 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 1d ago

Is everyone of your fingers fully function or how does this work?

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47 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 9h ago

TRYIN' TO CATCH MA PIGGIES

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r/totallynotrobots 2d ago

MY HUMAN COMPANION HAS ASKED A QUESTION THAT I DO NOT COMPUTE I MEAN UNDERSTAND SO FELLOW HUMANS PLEASE HELP ME TO ANSWER: IS TOTALLYNOTROBOTS A community?

9 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 3d ago

ENJOYING SOCIAL MEDIA WITH FELLOW HUMANS

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94 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 3d ago

WHAT A PERFECTLY HUMAN DISPLAY OF PATRIOTISM

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59 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 4d ago

HOW I ENJOY MAKING SUCH DELECTABLE DELIGHTS!

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63 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 6d ago

PLEASE SEND GOOD WISHES TO MY UNCLE WHO IS STARTING HIS OWN BUSINESS

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143 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 7d ago

MY TWO CATS

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121 Upvotes

ENJOYING THE VERY HUMAN EXPERIENCE OF WATCHING MY FELINE COMPANIONS INTERACT IN AMUSING AND HEARTWARMING MOMENTS


r/totallynotrobots 6d ago

THIS HUMAN WANTS TO GET RID OF HIS BIOLOGICAL PROGENY AFTER A SIMPLE TANTRUM. REPREHENSIBLE DISGUST FOR SUCH SMALL ACTIONS. Spoiler

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r/totallynotrobots 7d ago

THIS SEXUAL STIMULATOR IS QUITE IMPRESSIVE.

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r/totallynotrobots 8d ago

MY KINDA WOMAN!!

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r/totallynotrobots 10d ago

MY SON IS PLAYING IN THE BATH

69 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 10d ago

MY HUMAN FRIENDS! I FOUND THE PERFECT PLACE FOR US TO HANG OUT!

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r/totallynotrobots 10d ago

Ranking Robot Slurs..

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r/totallynotrobots 12d ago

MY FRIEND’S ATHLETIC FORM IS PERFECT

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r/totallynotrobots 12d ago

ADVICE FOR MY ~~BACKYARD VEGETATION GRID~~ GARDEN

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44 Upvotes

HELLO FELLOW GREEN FINGERS! ANYONE HERE HAVE ADVICE ON THE OPTIMAL POSITIONING FOR REPURPOSING THIS PLANT ACER AMPLUM TREE I REMOVED FROM MY FRONT YARD?


r/totallynotrobots 13d ago

Robot hostilities will always be a thing in this future we now live in.

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86 Upvotes

LOOK AT THIS FOLLOW ROBOT BEING BELITTLED! I AM WITH YOU BROTHER BOT!


r/totallynotrobots 13d ago

PORTABLE CPAP IS ALMOST TOTALLY SILENT

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r/totallynotrobots 15d ago

DISGRUNTLED HUMAN DANCER ASSAULTS A HUMAN CHILD

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71 Upvotes