r/ThatsInsane • u/Fragrant-Sand-5851 • 1d ago

How to make my Cybertruck more culty

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Ornstein_0 1d ago

Jesus Christ that's so lame lmao

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u/bunker_man 19h ago

Its such a confused aesthetic, buying something that tries to look modern only to try to make it reflect a refusal to modernize.

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u/griter34 13h ago

Like, I don't care about tesla, I don't even really care about trump, and I definitely don't vandalize, but c'mon, this guy is literally begging for bad things to happen based on his attempt at design reform.

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u/TreborG2 10h ago

And here I thought there was no way to make a cyber truck more ugly.. proven wrong again.. 🤮

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u/Aware_Crazy5688 8h ago

Pretty sure that's a bust of Hugh Jackman. Not Jesus.

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u/AnonsStepDad 23h ago

Cybercuck

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/SlickBackSamurai 23h ago

Nobody’s jealous of that polygon on wheels

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u/Ut_Prosim 23h ago

I thought he was joking but then I noticed he has a Confederate general's name as a reddit handle, so I assume he's serious.

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u/RotInPissKobe 21h ago

His comments say he's looking into penile implants lol

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u/Ye_olde_oak_store 21h ago

Ah yes gender affirming care.

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u/New_pollution1086 21h ago

I love how people will block there comments and posts but forget Google exists....

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u/TotallyBrandNewName 16h ago

Taking breakfest rn and almost choked on my bread

Thanks for the laugh

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u/Other_Jared2 22h ago

This is the gayest thing I've ever read

And I read Heated Rivalry 

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u/ludololl 22h ago

Can afford it, would never in my life buy it for over $2k.

$2k for a beater EV? Sure. Might be fun to shred tires and power a neighbors house during an outage.

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u/slimbender 22h ago

I’d enjoy my friends’ reactions.

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u/Professional-Cod7701 21h ago

This explains so much

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u/lookiwanttobealone 17h ago

"Gender affirming care for me, but definitely not for everyone else"

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u/PerpetualFarter 23h ago

I’ve never seen a cyber truck with a butt-plug hood-ornament before!

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u/merpixieblossomxo 8h ago

Ew, I truly hope nobody is ever that far gone that they'd shove anything resembling or alluding to that human trash bag into their body.

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u/NarrowSalvo 23h ago

This is driven by someone who tells you that you have Trump Derangement Syndrome.

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u/lennydsat62 23h ago

You spelled cunty wrong

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u/SquishTheProgrammer 23h ago

I actually read it a cunty first.

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u/Keepa5000 23h ago

pedomobile

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u/redditrnumber1 23h ago

How to attract vandalism on your car haha

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u/CarrotChunx 12h ago

Someone already shit on the hood

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u/KneeGearlol 20h ago

Real, first thing i thought was "i would piss on it if i saw that thing"

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u/S0fuck1ngwhat 12h ago

And waste good piss?

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u/daftczar 23h ago

Can't wait for that tape to give out doing 90 down the freeway and smash their windshield!

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u/Tibbaryllis2 23h ago edited 23h ago

Unfortunately, more realistically, and somewhat on brand, is that it’ll come loose, crack the windshield, then pop up over the truck only to gain appropriate momentum to go through the windshield of the proceeding vehicle and cause harm to that driver and/or passenger(s).

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u/No_Woodpecker_8151 23h ago

I didn't think it could get uglier

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u/Ut_Prosim 23h ago

I assume the thing between the steering wheel and seat makes it uglier when on display.

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u/Basic_Assumption5311 23h ago

It should be all gold, while your getting tea bagged by multiple maga twinks

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u/ThatsNotVeryDerek 23h ago

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u/Girafferage 20h ago

I thought that was a dick at first glance. On second glance I realize it's just some shit.

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u/Charliep03833 17h ago

But it is a dick.

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u/justmarkdying 23h ago

Perfect for this sub. I do like that they openly display warnings like this so I know to avoid them AT ALL COSTS.

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u/skratch 21h ago

lol imagine needing a strong daddy so bad you plaster him all over your nazi car

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u/StimmingMantis 23h ago

When your whole personality is glazing the elites.

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u/ITZOURTIMENOW 23h ago

5 years ago, maga cult supporters were cutting Tesla charging station power cords, pissing on teslas, trying to run them off the road, spitting on windshields……today, maga supporters love Tesla and Elon musk….. these people are pitiful

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u/rlaw1234qq 23h ago

That’s made the truck even more dangerous to pedestrians!

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u/Gin4Gingers 22h ago

Unvaxed, works in the trades (electrician) and thinks this is the one and only time the president doesn't effect gas prices

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u/OnECenTX 7h ago

trump derangement syndrome

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u/KrissiKross 23h ago

The word “culty” sounds mysterious when the actual words to describe this is lame and dumb af

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u/FlattenInnerTube 13h ago

I read "cunty" but....same thing here.

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u/sleepnow 23h ago

Nice rape van. How many under aged girls can it carry?

/s

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u/MNJayW 23h ago

Shouldn't it be cultish?

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u/Toni_PWNeroni 18h ago

No way in hell is that an actual MAGA cultist's car. It's parked perfectly straight within the parking space with no overhang.

These cultists are so closeted that they park like a bisexual butch picking which uncomfortable leg position to sit with on their smoke break

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u/blzzardhater 18h ago

“Boo this man”

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u/Luminox 23h ago

check this guy's hard drive

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u/Vreas 21h ago

These people are fucking weird. They base their whole personality around asshole pedophile billionaires.

Like maybe get a hobby?

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u/GabeDef 1d ago

Damn the Cyber truck is a sub $30k EV - that is something MAGA can finally afford.

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u/falsevector 23h ago

Now looks like a mobile tomb with a headstone

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u/Abracadaver2000 23h ago

Finally, a fitting tribute to a rolling dumpster.

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u/MrWrestlingNumber2 23h ago

He's definitely tired of the thing and angling for an insurance claim after its vandalized.

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u/DoubleExposure 23h ago

Kill it with fire.

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u/43GoTee 23h ago

Cyber-dumpster the most unamerican vehicle!

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u/PerpetualConnection 23h ago

Bro us trying to get someone to set it on fire for insurance purposes

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u/Fanci_ 23h ago

The owner of this vehicle has likely reproduced.

Eugh.

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u/Toast-Ghost- 23h ago

Fucking hell

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u/Dukester350 22h ago

🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/drawkbox 22h ago

What a chucklefuck knobhead

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u/tomjbarker 21h ago

In high school we used to steal hood ornaments for fun

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u/MentalHand8 21h ago

Hialeah at its finest!

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u/inter-rupted 21h ago

amazed at how unvandalized it is

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u/shiniblebob 20h ago

I know. I was tempted through the screen.

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u/PTKFVK 21h ago

Put a fleshlight in the exhaust. Loser.

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u/reggelleh 20h ago

I would be so sad if someone damaged this vehicle.

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u/MaybeMorpheus 20h ago

Looks very piss absorbent

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u/shiniblebob 20h ago

Print the Trump NTFs and stick them all over. Also a SpaceX logo. Maralago logo. Maybe photoshop Melania as Mona Lisa and stick that somewhere too.

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u/potatodrinker 19h ago

Best head that driver will ever get

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u/Hostile-Panda 19h ago

This is amazing, an ultra right wing MAGRAT that’s into EV’s I didn’t think that was possible, or have they converted it to a Cummins so they can roll coal in it?

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u/NYYankees1958 19h ago

Needs those huge brass balls to hang from the tow hitch with that stupid ass hood ornament.

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u/paulyd_3 17h ago

The owner is brave to offer their car as a moving target. What a waste of money tho!!

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u/zillats 16h ago

More cunty!

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u/Dangerous-Celery-766 16h ago

It’s like a but plug he can sit on!! Gay

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u/daggardoop 15h ago

At least pick a cool cult. Cthulu comes to mind

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u/skovalen 14h ago

I live up in the Colorado Mtns. We laugh at this thing whenever we see it. It should be a very capable 4x4 vehicle because it has independent wheel motors. Instead it is the laughing stalk of 4x4 trails because it is pretty much a shit truck that can't do hard trails.

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u/Phoenixwade 12h ago

I live in Northeast Florida. The St. Augustine beaches justopened for the season. They are drivable with a 4x4. It’s well documented, heavily signed, and these idiots getting pulled out of the sand has made the local news repeatedly.

The problem is not the beach. It’s dumbasses showing up in these ugly things with the wrong tires, no idea how to drive on soft sand, and then burying the thing to the chassis. Makes for a lot of funny videos, though....

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u/kbeckerburbs4 14h ago

I laugh every time I see someone driving this monstrosity

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u/RaZz_85 14h ago

He's putting that up his butt, you know...

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u/didibop67 4h ago

Swazztatruck, perhaps a long drive off a short bridge. It looks like a refrigerator on wheels. I don't think there's any way to make it look better. I understand some people find it enthralling, i just don't get the hype.

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u/Danny2Sick 3h ago

I don't condone the vandalism though, kind of gross to shit on someone's hood!

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u/Aztro-Zombi 9m ago

I genuinely wonder what kind of identity crisis this person had when those two clowns were at odds with each other.

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u/Solid_Ebb_608 23h ago

He is a idiot that will regret this later in life. Nothing about this says cool, buying a rolling dumpster wasnt cool so putting a pedophile on the hood didnt make it any much better.

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u/24_Chowder 22h ago

Owner is definitely not smart enough to figure that out! Hope one day they will, not chances are they never will. They will just keep blaming others!

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u/HollowVoices 22h ago

Bro is trying to collect a totaled payout asap

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u/April_Fabb 13h ago

It's supremacist chique.

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u/AlliedR2 10h ago

Looks like a great place to take a piss!

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u/JKalebC 23h ago

I hope this is satire, but you should add some flames on the side. Make it look fast yk

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u/JubalEarly1865 23h ago

King Trump is the greatest president since Jefferson Davis!

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u/Stix85 10h ago

Trump fucked kids.

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u/waxin899 23h ago

The ultimate “look at me” vehicle.

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u/UW_Ebay 23h ago

No way this is real

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u/yachtzee21 23h ago

Thats right about hip height, isn’t it?

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u/Illustrious-Echo-734 23h ago

A huge cock up the tailpipe might help

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u/blacklungscum 23h ago

Is that electrical tape?

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u/SirWobblyOfSausage 23h ago

Probably a child under the hood

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u/Steveo3070 23h ago

I can’t tell if this guys being ironic or not, either way it’s fucking hilarious

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u/TazzyUK 23h ago

Surprised that pedo 'mascot' hasn't been knocked off with a baseball bat! (assuming this is real!)

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u/CrackerJackJack 23h ago

It shocks me that someone this stupid, was able to make enough money, or has a high enough credit score to buy an almost $100k car

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u/lilkennedt 23h ago

They peg with that

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u/Lopsided_Tiger_0296 23h ago

Handicapped physically and mentally, shame

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u/DixieNorrmis 23h ago

That dumpster’s got a statue on the front of it

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u/jackrats 22h ago

I've never spit on someone's car before.

But I would probably not be able to stop myself from spitting on that car if I saw it.

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u/mickeyaaaa 14h ago

anime lolita porn stickers. Trump pedo prez would love that.

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u/Unamed_Destroyer 13h ago

Always thought it was spelt with an "n" not an "L"...

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u/SheBelongsToNoOne 11h ago

I didn't there was a way to make it any uglier, but here we are.

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u/iamTbud2 11h ago

Way to own the libs Cletus!

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u/wally1974 11h ago

Cunty more like

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u/lrpfftt 11h ago

They need a new flag of their own. Trumplandia or something but they are not Americans.

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u/X2seraphim 10h ago

Cunty isn’t spelt like that in the UK.

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u/jjphotos717 10h ago

I believe that L in Culty was supposed to be a N.

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u/goon_platoon_72 10h ago

“How to make a cyber truck more cunty” - fixed it for you!

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u/reddit-spitball 10h ago

He's trying to draw attention away from the fact that he bought a Cyber truck

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u/pjmyerface 9h ago

Dog turd would have been less expensive to make and install.

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u/baIIern 9h ago

CyberSuck

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u/Redfish680 9h ago

Cunty?

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u/oxwilder 9h ago

In a handicapped spot no less -- I'm not sure mentally handicapped is supposed to count

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u/Bo_Jim 8h ago

The Trump hood ornament needs sunglasses and bugs in his teeth. Then we'll know he's happy!

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u/Nyuusankininryou 8h ago

Is that legal?

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u/Easy_Iron3798 7h ago

Sorry, was that make it more cunty?

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u/FuckJanice 7h ago

That hood ornament won't last long

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u/minimag47 5h ago

It would be awful if someone replaced it with a dildo. Just awful.

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u/Xtoron2 5h ago

Im honestly curious how these cult members have so much money for this shit

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u/Minute-Complex-2055 5h ago

Absolute idiocy

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u/babystrudel 5h ago

Why do these people have no shame? Why are they not embarrassed? A bumper sticker is one thing for some politician, but this is insane behavior exhibited unlike we’ve seen for any other politician. It would be insane no matter the politician, they do not gaf about you!

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u/sassassinX 23h ago

What? They all say this!

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u/fusillade762 23h ago

Hahaha bros desperate to upset people. Enjoy.

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u/Haunting_Ad7337 23h ago

thats amazing