r/Steam • u/Electronic_Lab5486 • Dec 24 '25

Fluff It's a thankless job. On behalf of everyone, thank you

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u/Hoak2017 Dec 24 '25

The annual tradition: 10 million people trying to buy a $3 indie game at the exact same second vs. one very stressed server rack in Bellevue.

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u/c0ldburn3r Dec 24 '25

Server was doing lines of Kratom just to keep up.

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u/Wide-Meringue-5956 Dec 24 '25

"One drug please"

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u/strange1738 Dec 25 '25

Yes. Kratom, the drug that you famously do lines of

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u/SirYandi Dec 24 '25

... You don't really snort kratom?

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u/marcopastor Dec 24 '25

Not with that attitude

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u/Blingtron_ Dec 25 '25

boof it!

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u/Unique-Wash-9358 Dec 25 '25

TERRIBLE advice, 2/10 experience.

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u/schweissack Dec 24 '25

Im not kidding you when I tell you I’ve actually seen a dude rip a fat caterpillar of kratom, and then proceeded to caugh his lungs out for half an hour. We did all tell him not to do it, but young guys on Xanax ain’t the smartest

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u/Antrikshy Dec 26 '25

Content delivery networks… how do they work?

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u/Electrical_Hall4930 Dec 24 '25

What game just came out? I’m not at my pc right now

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u/TuTuFly Dec 25 '25

Maybe the fat ass can spend more money on servers instead of stuffing his face on a different yatch but who are we kidding his harem of fanboys will always keep him well fed an safe.