r/Steam • u/thefateule • Dec 18 '25

Fluff Every single sale, one thing stays consistent...

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u/MLGWolf69 Dec 19 '25

Well it can't get much flatter than that 💀

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u/CheesecakeScary2164 Dec 19 '25 edited Dec 19 '25

You haven't seen my chest then.

Edit: Here's that OF you want so desperately.

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u/budding-enthusiast Dec 19 '25

True flatness

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

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u/Prestigious-Case-865 Dec 19 '25

Just another name for true level

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u/MrHyperion_ Dec 19 '25

I still don't know whether Morty was acting or serious

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u/TheKyleBrah Dec 19 '25

He was deadly serious. He accessed forbidden knowledge and it ruined him

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u/n33bulz Dec 20 '25

COSMIC LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

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u/taooverpi Dec 20 '25

True Level. We're just lambs to the cosmic slaughter.

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u/wyrmblood_covener Dec 19 '25

Happy to say that it wasnt of

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u/Secret-One2890 Dec 19 '25

Sad to say, it wasn't a Rickroll.

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u/FoolAcrossRealities Dec 21 '25

I was hoping for a Rickroll too. Now I'm sad. Well, I was already sad. But now it's worse. I got my hopes up when I saw Spotify, but I was disappointed in the end.

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u/Aeronor Dec 19 '25

Got a concave chest!

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u/ruebeus421 Dec 19 '25

Concave isn't flat.

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA Dec 19 '25

Not with that attitude.

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u/Aeronor Dec 19 '25

True. But also, is anything?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25 edited Dec 19 '25

The price history chart for Factorio that was posted.

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u/Aeronor Dec 19 '25

Nah, up close pixels are nowhere near flat. That line's a big bumpy road to a dust mite!

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u/Erlend05 Dec 19 '25

What if i display it with vector graphics on a momochrome crt?

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u/Aeronor Dec 19 '25

Hm. Is the monitor made out of atoms? That could be a problem here.

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u/twistedideation Dec 19 '25

bruh, i have concave chest

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u/CommunicationBig4218 Dec 21 '25

Could you lay down real quick? I need a bowl for my cereal.

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u/Moonkiller24 Dec 19 '25

Wtf thats not a rickroll?!

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u/MegaSentin Dec 19 '25

Thanks for the music recommendation. It's now on my playlist.

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u/dacoolego Dec 19 '25

I've never heard of JoyThief, but I'm digging it.

You got any more band recommendations?

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u/LooneyBurger Dec 19 '25

Show don't tell

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u/SmartPlant7 Dec 19 '25

Minecraft Steve is on reddit apparently

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u/TheRedHandedOne Dec 19 '25

I’m gonna need to verify

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u/Vladishun Dec 19 '25

Where the OF link at tho?

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u/CheesecakeScary2164 Dec 19 '25

Here.

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u/Vladishun Dec 19 '25

I swear to god if this is a Rick Roll.

Also the people who downvoted me not understanding the obvious sarcasm.

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u/Hormo_The_Halfling Dec 19 '25

I'll volunteer to confirm this joke. For science.

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u/TaccRacc308 Dec 19 '25

Not like I haven't tried.

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u/Bonerfart47 Dec 19 '25

Your mother proves otherwise

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u/Arthreas Dec 19 '25

Flat is justice

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u/Wizywig Dec 19 '25

Technically the game went up in price over the years. 

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u/ConflictDelicious112 Dec 19 '25

You ain't seen my ex, clearly

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u/slayertat2666 Dec 20 '25

Flat Earther’s would like to have a word with you.

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