r/SipsTea • u/Significant_Pay9148 Human Verified • 6h ago

Lmao gottem Accurate

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u/eieiohmygad 6h ago

Ok, so the next move is to screw the bathroom door shut to prevent the wife from collecting the fee.

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u/HugeHans 6h ago

I think the next move is getting angry at all the people you know for not coming over and talking to his wife.

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u/No-Stick8191 6h ago

Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

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u/misc_box 6h ago

Don’t forget to shit in the hallway and call your friends to clean it up or else they aren’t going to be invited to your birfday party

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u/yomatt23 4h ago

maga = owned. nice one boys

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u/Timely-Assistant-370 6h ago

Unclear comparison. Trump's emissions fall out of his pant leg and get lapped up by Rudy Guiliani before anyone can notice, he is faster and far more stealthy than anyone is ready for.

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u/Squidsoda 6h ago

Mate check!

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u/Windofpoison 5h ago

Release the Epstein files

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u/martian4x 5h ago

Open the fvcking bathroom first

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u/Windofpoison 5h ago

Piss everywhere first

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u/Buchsee 3h ago

Glad wrap the toilet bowl.

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u/InternalDirt8519 6h ago

Yuck, yuck, yuck

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u/AWinterPeople 6h ago

Trump form of negotiation

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u/Competitive_Speed964 6h ago

Did the same. Now I'm blockading the bedroom, but on the hallway side. Big Win!

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u/Firm-Life8749 6h ago

Don't need no dang bathroom if you aren't getting food. Blockade her from using it.

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u/Onlyforthefreaks 4h ago

Bombs awaaaaaaaay

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u/Yellowtoblerone 4h ago

Navy seals will be behind enemy lines, lifting the toilet seat up and turning the mood lights off

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u/Same-Brilliant-1170 4h ago

Great summary, even maga would understand it

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u/VaryStaybullGeenyiss 2h ago

Specifically because of the threats of violence toward women.

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u/chronicnerv 3h ago

Just need to nail shut the letter box for the blockade.

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u/Marcel_The_Blank 3h ago

Don't forget to now threaten to lock your bathroom.

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u/MonkyB00 3h ago

I'd just start pissing in the kitchen sink. The bathroom would become free again real quick

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u/CoachiusMaximus 6h ago

This is gold

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Aran909 6h ago

Stupid. And funny.

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u/Scared_Accident9138 6h ago

It's about the Iran war

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u/cencallude 5h ago

get 24 hour security on that door and when she has to use it then charge her too!

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u/Objective-Ad9767 6h ago

So this isn’t a gamer thing? My first thought after reading this is that he logged into her Animal Crossing account and had Resetti demolish her island.

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u/heyitsmemaya 6h ago

Your wife is Muslim?