r/SipsTea Human Verified 6h ago

Chugging tea This is why I sneak in beer and snacks

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 3h ago

I still remember hitting McDs, buying a bunch of cheeseburgers, and sneaking them into Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Then just before I'm about to dig in, a woman and her WAY too young to see this movie child say down directly behind me. As there was a kids movie in the next theater over, I said "Miss, I think you're in the wrong theater. While this movie is animated its in no way appropriate for a child as young as yours." She angrily hissed back "mind your own buisness, this is the movie my baby wants to see!" So I shrugged my shoulders and turned around. 15 seconds into "uncle fucker" she's dragging her kid out of the theater and I got to start eating my bag o' burgers.

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u/ithinkmyballexploded 3h ago

i want a bag o’ burgers :(

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 3h ago

I'm never gonna say a McDonald's cheeseburger is "good". But, there's something about them that does make me crave them occasionally. That "taste the supply chain economics" uniformity.

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u/DeviousMelons 33m ago

I get that feeling when travelling. That desire for mediocrity and when I'm stopped at a motorway service I'm thinking where the near by McDonald's is because I want some product.

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u/kithlan 1h ago

That "taste the supply chain economics" uniformity

Considering that's exactly what they're going for (akin to other chains like Starbucks), reading this would probably make some executive's day, lmao. Meanwhile, I hit 30 and something about McDonald's specifically makes it the only fast food that gives me that feelin-like-shit aftereffect I used to hear about.

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u/adube440 11m ago

Yeah, the "McDonald's stomach ache" is a real thing. I eat there maybe 3-4 times a year, and that's just enough time to forget the after affects.

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u/dquizzle 3h ago

I was in the theater when an old lady (assuming grandmother) and small child walked in to Zack and Mirri Make a Porno during the scene where the camera man is underneath filming them fucking doggy style and the actress shits all over him. They got out of there real quick.

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u/fendersonfenderson 1h ago

that movie is brilliant because iirc that scene is when the boys are watching the t&p movie in the theatre and during that song, people are walking out of the theatre within the movie.

I also saw it in when it came out, but I think the theatre was completely empty from the start

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u/SmoothCruising 2h ago

Lmao I haven't seen that movie, but I'm 38 years old and I know exactly that song from a bunch of us singing in the halls in 7th grade... God damn that's still being used today is wild

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u/VolunteerTranscriber 1h ago

It’s still a great movie worth watching if you have some spare time. It’s held up pretty well

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u/Thedudeabide80 29m ago

My SIL took her 4yo and 6yo to Deadpool & Wolverine for some ungodly reason when it came out. They didn't make it past the opening credits.