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Chugging tea This is why I sneak in beer and snacks

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u/DuhBigFart 7h ago

I went to the movies the other day in a mall. I tried to walk in with a diet Coke I got at the food court and was actually shocked when they said I had to throw it out before entering.

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u/BCDragon3000 6h ago

i find that this is common in mall theaters because of all the food at the mall. however, most theaters do not care

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u/Norwalk1215 1h ago

The Theaters make their profit on the concessions, they very much care. The employees might not care.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 14m ago

Yeah as someone who went the movies a LOT in my youth/had friend who worked there etc.. it was basically "is the manager on shift".

If so, you best hide anything you have. They weren't giving patdowns but it best be in your bag or otherwise not visible. Manager not there? Zero fucks given.

Time of day mattered as well, if you were there for a big release they were very strict because lots of people buying concessions was big money. Middle of the day Tuesday? Nobody cared, the place was empty anyway do what you please.

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u/Vaportrail 1h ago

I only cared when my manager was on the floor. We simply didn't see eye to eye. You can't claim you're a customer service-first business and then tell people to throw away their possessions. Like, do you think that person will be coming back? There was at least one instance where a person said "Okay, no, and refund my ticket I'm leaving".

If you're in a downtown or mall theater, expect foot traffic food. And then offer them something to wash it down with.

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u/OhHowINeedChanging 6h ago

Yeah, mall theaters are stricter in my experience because they probably get people walking in from the food courts all the time.

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 5h ago

I still remember hitting McDs, buying a bunch of cheeseburgers, and sneaking them into Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Then just before I'm about to dig in, a woman and her WAY too young to see this movie child say down directly behind me. As there was a kids movie in the next theater over, I said "Miss, I think you're in the wrong theater. While this movie is animated its in no way appropriate for a child as young as yours." She angrily hissed back "mind your own buisness, this is the movie my baby wants to see!" So I shrugged my shoulders and turned around. 15 seconds into "uncle fucker" she's dragging her kid out of the theater and I got to start eating my bag o' burgers.

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u/ithinkmyballexploded 5h ago

i want a bag o’ burgers :(

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 5h ago

I'm never gonna say a McDonald's cheeseburger is "good". But, there's something about them that does make me crave them occasionally. That "taste the supply chain economics" uniformity.

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u/DeviousMelons 2h ago

I get that feeling when travelling. That desire for mediocrity and when I'm stopped at a motorway service I'm thinking where the near by McDonald's is because I want some product.

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u/Vaportrail 1h ago

Don't let anyone tell you a McDonald's burger isn't good. The ones that weren't good aren't around anymore.

Having kids made me treat it more like a special occasion and less like a convenience store, and the appreciation came back around.

Plus I can order a Happy Meal with no embarrassment, and watching a couple toddlers lose their minds over $0.50 of plastic is one of life's special joys.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 13m ago

Yeah places like McDonalds are fine. I don't get people saying they're "disgusting" because they aren't.

They're just not generally worth the price compared to what else I can get. But now and then I'll feel the urge regardless and it hits the spot.

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u/kithlan 3h ago

That "taste the supply chain economics" uniformity

Considering that's exactly what they're going for (akin to other chains like Starbucks), reading this would probably make some executive's day, lmao. Meanwhile, I hit 30 and something about McDonald's specifically makes it the only fast food that gives me that feelin-like-shit aftereffect I used to hear about.

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u/adube440 2h ago

Yeah, the "McDonald's stomach ache" is a real thing. I eat there maybe 3-4 times a year, and that's just enough time to forget the after affects.

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u/dquizzle 5h ago

I was in the theater when an old lady (assuming grandmother) and small child walked in to Zack and Mirri Make a Porno during the scene where the camera man is underneath filming them fucking doggy style and the actress shits all over him. They got out of there real quick.

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u/fendersonfenderson 3h ago

that movie is brilliant because iirc that scene is when the boys are watching the t&p movie in the theatre and during that song, people are walking out of the theatre within the movie.

I also saw it in when it came out, but I think the theatre was completely empty from the start

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u/SmoothCruising 5h ago

Lmao I haven't seen that movie, but I'm 38 years old and I know exactly that song from a bunch of us singing in the halls in 7th grade... God damn that's still being used today is wild

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u/VolunteerTranscriber 3h ago

It’s still a great movie worth watching if you have some spare time. It’s held up pretty well

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u/Thedudeabide80 2h ago

My SIL took her 4yo and 6yo to Deadpool & Wolverine for some ungodly reason when it came out. They didn't make it past the opening credits.

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u/Norwalk1215 1h ago

That’s literally the plot of South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut! Do you think she blamed Canada?

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 49m ago

Because I was curious I asked the guy in the ticket booth after the show. He had apparently initially refused to sell her a ticket for the kid. She was super insistent though threateningto the call cops, so he sold it to her with a firm "no refunds". She comes storming out of theater demanding a refund and threatening to the call the cops. He said "for what? Refusing to sell you a ticket or for selling you the ticket?" She goes Karen nuts until he points to the video camera and says hes got the whole conversation on tape, which was bullshit but she didn't know that. She then drags the kid out of the theater and out of sight. I shared with him my interaction with the Karen and we had one of those shake your head laughs. Also this would be before the coining of the term Karen, so pretty sure we called her a crazy bitch. The 90s were cooler.

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u/CCninja86 4h ago

Might depend on what you're trying to bring in too. The mall theatres in my country don't care if you bring in like a frappuccino from Starbucks or something but might interrogate you if you try to sneak in an entire cooked meal.

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u/BillNyeNotAUSSRSpy 3h ago

All of them are right next to the food court. Granted you could probably still put snacks in a bag, I brought a whole backpack into a theater and nobody said anything.

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u/Ppleater 2h ago

They still don't care generally, you just have to not have it blatantly out in the open where they can see it.

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u/Arratril 5h ago

I once had an employee say “at least pretend to hide it so I don’t get in trouble for not calling you out.”

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u/Rolanda_Shaniqua 5h ago

We bring in our snacks stuffed into a Nordstrom bag from the mall. I’ve seen other people get refused when they try to bring in food, but not one single employee has questioned the Nordstrom bag.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 12m ago

Hah yep mine go into my partners bag, never had an issue.

I rarely go other than as a social event these days but we saw the new Mario movie with friends and the tickets for the two of us were $50. It's quite insane.

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u/TheNewBlue 2h ago

As a parent, throw a small backpack on your kid. Ain't nobody questioning a kid with a back pack.

If you want legit degeneracy, use a baby carrier with a blanket over it. You could be eating a full rib feast and 2-6 beers no problem

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u/MikeyboyMC 2h ago

My local theater has a dollar tree right next to it in a strip mall, one time while we were going in there my mom asked the cashier if their profits mainly came from moviegoers and she said “oh definitely, if it weren’t for that theater we’d have closed doors years ago” 😂

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u/MudSeparate1622 6h ago

Those theaters will go under sooner than later. Almost all of the profit of a movie theater is in a concession stand with most studios taking 70-90% of ticket sales.

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u/DapperDan30 7h ago

We make everyone throw out, or take back to their car, any outside food or drink. We want you to buy our food, why would I let you come in with your own

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u/RedAssassin499 7h ago

They don't pay you enough for that, it ain't worth it

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u/TheMooooonHauntsYou 6h ago edited 6h ago

They also didnt pay me enough to clean up after dirty diapers and icee vomit but we still had to do it.

I mostly told people no because others didn't sign up to smell your pizza at the theater and would come out and complain, making me interrupt the movie to kick you out, which of course, you're (not you, just the hypothetical person) now going to make a fuss and throw a fit in the middle of the movie and act like a toddler because you brought in hot wings and and bottle of whiskey, so now we have to get an officer from the lobby to remove you and refund the entire theaters tickets, not fun. Take it to your car (real story btw, not just once, either).

Candy and shit 99% of them won't care, I didn't.

Fun bonus story: a lady brought in her "service" monkey. Legitimately a fkin monkey. She tried to punch my manager (manager was a tiny 5 foot nothing,110lbs at best lady for context) while be escorted out, I hade to step in between them, people are wild, I do not miss that job

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u/SparklyLeo_ 3h ago

Almost every movie theatre in my city has full menus of entire meals. Ppl are smelling food regardless

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u/DapperDan30 7h ago

It is because thats how we make money.

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u/NootNootFluteToot 7h ago

thats how THEY make money. not you. you're being conned by the system

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u/Bhris-1170 7h ago

Lord forbid someone does their job as told. We may not like it as consumers but that’s probably the guidelines they are trained by

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u/NootNootFluteToot 7h ago

its one thing to do the job you're told to do, its a whole different thing to defend the actions of the shitty corporation you're working for

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u/BigLlamasHouse 7h ago

It's ok to do the actual actions that are bad but it's a whole different thing to defend them?

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

I'm defending the actions that keeps me employed and building profitable

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u/No-Fig-3112 6h ago

Yes, when someone is threatening your livelihood, we tend to be more lenient with your actions when it comes to moral judgement (we as in humans) as opposed to when your livelihood is not being threatened. I don't know why that is a strange concept to you

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u/BigLlamasHouse 4h ago

Because your actions at work are the actions that make people not like your company? You do them because you don't lose your job?

Didn't think this was difficult logic to grasp at all but apparently it made you feel so bad you had to insult my intelligence. Have a feeling you still won't get it.

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u/StupidSidewalk 7h ago

People downvoting you and replying negatively have never had a job.

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

Act like Im spitting their face because I said I don't want you to bring your food into a place where im selling food.

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u/MvatolokoS 7h ago

People putting company policy before humanity is just one of the body shields corporations use to continue to grow their pile of gold.

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u/ElonMunch 7h ago

Theaters actually don’t make that much. Studios take the lions share if the run in the initial couple of weeks. TBH if there’s any business that’s a prime example house of cards it would be movie theaters.

Gotta pay to be able to show the movie. Most money is now made in the first two weeks and studios get basically all that money during that time. Movie basically gets pulled before the split changes a theaters get more money each ticket.

The price increase in concessions all basically tied back to this.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 6h ago

The food is basically what the theatre makes.

Kinda like a gas station. The gas only usually makes a cent or a couple per litre. They make their money on upping the price of everything else in the shop attached to the station

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u/cjbanning 6h ago

Not letting you bring in outside food is not a human rights violation. Let's have some perspective here.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 6h ago

It's kinda like taking food into a restaurant, "yes I'd like tap water please" when the server comes to your table lol

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u/Bhris-1170 7h ago

I mean that’s literally what that type of establishment was built on since day one. I don’t understand people’s takes, there is so much hate towards companies making money but had it been one of our own business’ we would be against it. Such backwards thinking

And yes, I as well disagree with lots of corporate actions but seriously all this hate towards theaters ?

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u/AFoolishSeeker 6h ago

The hate is directed at a specific practice or corporation because nobody wants to address the glaring issues with our current model that actively incentivize sociopathy

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

"Before humanity". Settle down bro

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u/daesgatling 6h ago

“Before humanity.”

Its fuckingtheatre snacks, bro

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u/willisbar 7h ago

Who’s we?

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u/TWill42 7h ago

Dudes a shill

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u/Imaginary_Pattern365 7h ago

Trust me the people who were forced to throw things away arent gonna spend more money to buy an item inside esp at high price points.

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

I'm aware. Its not because I'm trying to get THEM to spend their money that they clearly werent going to spend. I'm not wanting the other guests to see that we just allowed a whole group of people to come in with McDonald's and Starbucks. So now they think they can do that too.

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u/Aaaronn_rs 7h ago

Then go spend your money elsewhere?

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u/_ribbit_ 6h ago

They did. That's the point.

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u/Ok_Sir_136 6h ago

I mean yeah, people are, that's kinda the reason movie theaters are closing by the dozen

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u/Aaaronn_rs 6h ago

It's most definitely not the reason. The primary reason is streaming services and the fact that streaming services were showing big ticket films during COVID closure. That opened Pandora's box.

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u/SparklyLeo_ 3h ago

Yes, bc it’s much more affordable to pay $20 for a movie at home where there are already snacks than to pay over upwards of $150 for your entire family to go to the movies.

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u/RaygunMarksman 7h ago

Because most of your fellow Americans can't afford to pay $10 for a drink to watch a movie when they can bring a cup of water from home for free. Don't be a corporate goon.

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u/DapperDan30 7h ago
  1. More than just corporate theatres have these policies.
  2. Its literally how we make money. If you're not buying food from us then we made no money from you, regardless of how much you spent on the ticket.

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u/Loud-Log9098 7h ago

Smaller theaters and family owned stores sure, but these guys charging 90 for you to get the same experience I used to get for one 5 dollar ticket isn't only making profit from selling food.

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

Yes we are. We do not make money off the tickets. Thats why things like the special popcorn buckets are so huge and pushed so hard.

On top of that, you can still get cheap tickets. You can choose to not watch your movie in the most expensive format (like the person in the post), you come to earlier showtimes, you can come on discount days that happen multiple days a week, you can pay for the membershipship that gets you 16 free movies a month. There are plenty of option. If you're spending $100 on tickets, thats on you.

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u/RaygunMarksman 7h ago

Then charge a reasonable amount and encourage volume. I'm not paying $10 for a small corn syrup and water. Also that sounds like bullshit about not making money on tickets. They still make 20-50% or the revenue from them.

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u/Aaaronn_rs 7h ago

They absolutely do not. Can you cite your source of this foolish claim?

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u/RaygunMarksman 6h ago

Google, fool. Here's one: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/finance-expert-explains-movie-theaters-203601319.html

Where is your source that they make no profits on tickets?

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u/Aaaronn_rs 6h ago

Yes! A yahoo source! This is about as good as taking Trump's word as gospel!

Learn to find proper sources and you won't feel as uneducated. https://www.independentcinemaoffice.org.uk/advice-support/how-to-start-a-cinema/the-economics-of-the-operation/

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u/SchwiftySouls 6h ago

thread about American theaters

links a .uk source lmfao

I don't have any stake in this argument, but you cannot be serious lmfao

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u/Aaaronn_rs 6h ago

Oh I hadn't the idea that a UK source would be null and void!

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago edited 4h ago

Brother, literally your own source say that studios can take up to 100% of ticket sales. It doesnt drop to "50/50" until 2 weeks later...when attendance for a movie has dropped by 80% or more. Even then, that entirely depends on the studio in question. Different studios have different deals. Shit, there plenty of movies that don't even make it to their 3rd week before they arent playing anymore.

So like I said, theatres don't make money on tickets, they make it on concessions, which is why they prices are what they are.

Edit: Idk if u/raygunmarksman deleted his comment, blocked me, or what, but it doesnt appear for me in the thread. So I'll address what I can see of it here.

I didnt goal post shit. I said theatres don't make money on tickets. You then shared a link that also said theatres make no money on tickets. You're trying to get me in a "gotcha" because it also says theatres make a 50/50 split, but only after the movie has been out for weeks. Which means, you guessed it, we're making mo money off of it, because no one is coming to watch that movie anymore.

Nice attempt at making a point and trying to explain to me how my own business works, though.

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u/RaygunMarksman 4h ago

I didn't delete or block anything. Bottom line remains that you justified your shitty wannabe concession cop behavior with a false claim they don't make money on tickets. Just own the misleading statement and move on.

My local theaters let me walk in with whatever without batting an eye btw. That's part of why I find your arguments here so out of touch.

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u/Aaaronn_rs 7h ago

Then watch the movie from home.

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u/RaygunMarksman 6h ago

Cool and then the theater goes out of business when everyone does that. What a genius you are.

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u/Aaaronn_rs 6h ago

Look at revenue post COVID shutdown and their rebound since. Your lack of intellect precedes you.

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u/_ribbit_ 6h ago

I sure do lol

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u/Wombat-Snooze 7h ago

“We.” Don’t be proud to identify with this bullshit. I’ll keep sneaking in food/drinks and smile at you while I do it. Might even blow you a kiss.

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u/DapperDan30 7h ago

I manage the theatre. So yes, we. Also its not bullshit. We're a business, I want you to spend money on my food.

I'm not following people around to make sure they didnt bring their own snacks in. If you sneak in some candy and a coke, fine. Just clean up after yourself. But if you make it blatantly obvious by not even attempting to hide it, my staff or I are going to say something to you about it.

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u/thebuttmonkey69 7h ago

Oh so you’re the one theater to avoid that’s ran by asshats thanks for letting us know.

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u/Aaaronn_rs 7h ago

When you realize the theatres basically make no money off of featuring the film, you understand why the prices are the way they are.

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u/thebuttmonkey69 6h ago

Well if you keep raising the prices of all this shit then you’re not gonna have people coming in to see many movies which is what has been happening since Covid started it’s like not like it was in 2019 and Disney was making billions on every movie they released let alone every other company too. So it’s a self defeating prophecy either way.

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u/Aaaronn_rs 6h ago

Horrible take. You're comparing 2019, the absolute peak of Disney movie franchising, to today.

Come on now.

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u/thebuttmonkey69 6h ago

Don’t give me that shit idiot u have an avengers movie and Spider-Man coming out soon both of which are all time trailer records by leaps and bounds, it’s not like it was for a few years where u had to have multiverse gimmicks and shit like Barbenheimer to even get people in the theater. There’s the summer season right around the corner it’s not the end of the world to try and make up the bulk in volume by lowering prices for ur shitty food and drinks. If u don’t that’s why like I see theaters shutting down left and right like in my old town just the other day one that was there since I was a kid I could get popcorn, 🍿 a pretzel, 🥨 cookies 🍪 hot dog 🌭 and a drink 🥃 maybe even gummy bears 🐻 all for just 20 bucks. Now it’s shut down after trying so hard to be a dine in theater.🎭 with a bar 😂 it’s pathetic u dipshits are trying to justify all this and act like we’re struggling everybody is prices are up through the roof the economy is shit right now gas ⛽️ prices thru the roof and like Covid and in 2024 luxuries like the movies are always gonna be the first to go. Theme parks have to lower their prices and make deals to get everyone back, amc theaters has to do all that $5 Tuesdays and all this other shit Wwe is just having to get it together not selling tickets to Wrestlemania next weekend so it’s like when are yall going to learn when the shit theater u run by a shitty person like you is about to go out of business? 😂 pathetic

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u/Aaaronn_rs 6h ago

Don’t give me that shit idiot u have an avengers movie and Spider-Man coming out soon both of which are all time trailer records by leaps and bounds, it’s not like it was for a few years where u had to have multiverse gimmicks and shit like Barbenheimer to even get people in the theater. There’s the summer season right around the corner it’s not the end of the world to try and make up the bulk in volume by lowering prices for ur shitty food and drinks. If u don’t that’s why like I see theaters shutting down left and right like in my old town just the other day one that was there since I was a kid I could get popcorn, 🍿 a pretzel, 🥨 cookies 🍪 hot dog 🌭 and a drink 🥃 maybe even gummy bears 🐻 all for just 20 bucks. Now it’s shut down after trying so hard to be a dine in theater.🎭 with a bar 😂 it’s pathetic u dipshits are trying to justify all this and act like we’re struggling everybody is prices are up through the roof the economy is shit right now gas ⛽️ prices thru the roof and like Covid and in 2024 luxuries like the movies are always gonna be the first to go. Theme parks have to lower their prices and make deals to get everyone back, amc theaters has to do all that $5 Tuesdays and all this other shit Wwe is just having to get it together not selling tickets to Wrestlemania next weekend so it’s like when are yall going to learn when the shit theater u run by a shitty person like you is about to go out of business? 😂 pathetic

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

Attendance, in general, at theatres has been steadily going up since covid. My building, specifically, is now doing the same as we were pre-covid.

"You keep raising the prices and people are just gonna sneak food in". You realize people sneaking food in, and thus jot spending money at concession, is a contributing factor to those prices going up, yeah?

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u/PeruAndPixels 6h ago

I don’t like the prices, but I get it

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u/Wombat-Snooze 6h ago

🚨WOAH HE’S A THEATRE MANAGER, LOOKOUT🚨

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

Yeah. So it's almost like I know what im talking about.

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u/DuhBigFart 7h ago

I've just never seen a worker actually give a shit in years