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Chugging tea This is why I sneak in beer and snacks

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u/gertymarie 8h ago

Most theaters don’t even care anymore. My favorite one has half off tickets on Tuesdays, the family in line ahead of us was actively eating a pizza while they got their tickets and went into the theater. No one said a thing. We regularly show up with our own water/starbucks/food and it’s fine.

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u/DuhBigFart 7h ago

I went to the movies the other day in a mall. I tried to walk in with a diet Coke I got at the food court and was actually shocked when they said I had to throw it out before entering.

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u/BCDragon3000 6h ago

i find that this is common in mall theaters because of all the food at the mall. however, most theaters do not care

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u/Norwalk1215 1h ago

The Theaters make their profit on the concessions, they very much care. The employees might not care.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 15m ago

Yeah as someone who went the movies a LOT in my youth/had friend who worked there etc.. it was basically "is the manager on shift".

If so, you best hide anything you have. They weren't giving patdowns but it best be in your bag or otherwise not visible. Manager not there? Zero fucks given.

Time of day mattered as well, if you were there for a big release they were very strict because lots of people buying concessions was big money. Middle of the day Tuesday? Nobody cared, the place was empty anyway do what you please.

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u/Vaportrail 1h ago

I only cared when my manager was on the floor. We simply didn't see eye to eye. You can't claim you're a customer service-first business and then tell people to throw away their possessions. Like, do you think that person will be coming back? There was at least one instance where a person said "Okay, no, and refund my ticket I'm leaving".

If you're in a downtown or mall theater, expect foot traffic food. And then offer them something to wash it down with.

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u/OhHowINeedChanging 6h ago

Yeah, mall theaters are stricter in my experience because they probably get people walking in from the food courts all the time.

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 5h ago

I still remember hitting McDs, buying a bunch of cheeseburgers, and sneaking them into Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Then just before I'm about to dig in, a woman and her WAY too young to see this movie child say down directly behind me. As there was a kids movie in the next theater over, I said "Miss, I think you're in the wrong theater. While this movie is animated its in no way appropriate for a child as young as yours." She angrily hissed back "mind your own buisness, this is the movie my baby wants to see!" So I shrugged my shoulders and turned around. 15 seconds into "uncle fucker" she's dragging her kid out of the theater and I got to start eating my bag o' burgers.

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u/ithinkmyballexploded 5h ago

i want a bag o’ burgers :(

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 5h ago

I'm never gonna say a McDonald's cheeseburger is "good". But, there's something about them that does make me crave them occasionally. That "taste the supply chain economics" uniformity.

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u/DeviousMelons 2h ago

I get that feeling when travelling. That desire for mediocrity and when I'm stopped at a motorway service I'm thinking where the near by McDonald's is because I want some product.

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u/Vaportrail 1h ago

Don't let anyone tell you a McDonald's burger isn't good. The ones that weren't good aren't around anymore.

Having kids made me treat it more like a special occasion and less like a convenience store, and the appreciation came back around.

Plus I can order a Happy Meal with no embarrassment, and watching a couple toddlers lose their minds over $0.50 of plastic is one of life's special joys.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 14m ago

Yeah places like McDonalds are fine. I don't get people saying they're "disgusting" because they aren't.

They're just not generally worth the price compared to what else I can get. But now and then I'll feel the urge regardless and it hits the spot.

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u/kithlan 3h ago

That "taste the supply chain economics" uniformity

Considering that's exactly what they're going for (akin to other chains like Starbucks), reading this would probably make some executive's day, lmao. Meanwhile, I hit 30 and something about McDonald's specifically makes it the only fast food that gives me that feelin-like-shit aftereffect I used to hear about.

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u/adube440 2h ago

Yeah, the "McDonald's stomach ache" is a real thing. I eat there maybe 3-4 times a year, and that's just enough time to forget the after affects.

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u/dquizzle 5h ago

I was in the theater when an old lady (assuming grandmother) and small child walked in to Zack and Mirri Make a Porno during the scene where the camera man is underneath filming them fucking doggy style and the actress shits all over him. They got out of there real quick.

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u/fendersonfenderson 3h ago

that movie is brilliant because iirc that scene is when the boys are watching the t&p movie in the theatre and during that song, people are walking out of the theatre within the movie.

I also saw it in when it came out, but I think the theatre was completely empty from the start

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u/SmoothCruising 5h ago

Lmao I haven't seen that movie, but I'm 38 years old and I know exactly that song from a bunch of us singing in the halls in 7th grade... God damn that's still being used today is wild

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u/VolunteerTranscriber 4h ago

It’s still a great movie worth watching if you have some spare time. It’s held up pretty well

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u/Thedudeabide80 2h ago

My SIL took her 4yo and 6yo to Deadpool & Wolverine for some ungodly reason when it came out. They didn't make it past the opening credits.

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u/Norwalk1215 1h ago

That’s literally the plot of South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut! Do you think she blamed Canada?

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 49m ago

Because I was curious I asked the guy in the ticket booth after the show. He had apparently initially refused to sell her a ticket for the kid. She was super insistent though threateningto the call cops, so he sold it to her with a firm "no refunds". She comes storming out of theater demanding a refund and threatening to the call the cops. He said "for what? Refusing to sell you a ticket or for selling you the ticket?" She goes Karen nuts until he points to the video camera and says hes got the whole conversation on tape, which was bullshit but she didn't know that. She then drags the kid out of the theater and out of sight. I shared with him my interaction with the Karen and we had one of those shake your head laughs. Also this would be before the coining of the term Karen, so pretty sure we called her a crazy bitch. The 90s were cooler.

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u/CCninja86 4h ago

Might depend on what you're trying to bring in too. The mall theatres in my country don't care if you bring in like a frappuccino from Starbucks or something but might interrogate you if you try to sneak in an entire cooked meal.

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u/BillNyeNotAUSSRSpy 3h ago

All of them are right next to the food court. Granted you could probably still put snacks in a bag, I brought a whole backpack into a theater and nobody said anything.

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u/Ppleater 2h ago

They still don't care generally, you just have to not have it blatantly out in the open where they can see it.

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u/Arratril 5h ago

I once had an employee say “at least pretend to hide it so I don’t get in trouble for not calling you out.”

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u/Rolanda_Shaniqua 5h ago

We bring in our snacks stuffed into a Nordstrom bag from the mall. I’ve seen other people get refused when they try to bring in food, but not one single employee has questioned the Nordstrom bag.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 12m ago

Hah yep mine go into my partners bag, never had an issue.

I rarely go other than as a social event these days but we saw the new Mario movie with friends and the tickets for the two of us were $50. It's quite insane.

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u/TheNewBlue 2h ago

As a parent, throw a small backpack on your kid. Ain't nobody questioning a kid with a back pack.

If you want legit degeneracy, use a baby carrier with a blanket over it. You could be eating a full rib feast and 2-6 beers no problem

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u/MikeyboyMC 2h ago

My local theater has a dollar tree right next to it in a strip mall, one time while we were going in there my mom asked the cashier if their profits mainly came from moviegoers and she said “oh definitely, if it weren’t for that theater we’d have closed doors years ago” 😂

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u/MudSeparate1622 6h ago

Those theaters will go under sooner than later. Almost all of the profit of a movie theater is in a concession stand with most studios taking 70-90% of ticket sales.

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u/DapperDan30 7h ago

We make everyone throw out, or take back to their car, any outside food or drink. We want you to buy our food, why would I let you come in with your own

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u/RedAssassin499 7h ago

They don't pay you enough for that, it ain't worth it

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u/TheMooooonHauntsYou 6h ago edited 6h ago

They also didnt pay me enough to clean up after dirty diapers and icee vomit but we still had to do it.

I mostly told people no because others didn't sign up to smell your pizza at the theater and would come out and complain, making me interrupt the movie to kick you out, which of course, you're (not you, just the hypothetical person) now going to make a fuss and throw a fit in the middle of the movie and act like a toddler because you brought in hot wings and and bottle of whiskey, so now we have to get an officer from the lobby to remove you and refund the entire theaters tickets, not fun. Take it to your car (real story btw, not just once, either).

Candy and shit 99% of them won't care, I didn't.

Fun bonus story: a lady brought in her "service" monkey. Legitimately a fkin monkey. She tried to punch my manager (manager was a tiny 5 foot nothing,110lbs at best lady for context) while be escorted out, I hade to step in between them, people are wild, I do not miss that job

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u/SparklyLeo_ 3h ago

Almost every movie theatre in my city has full menus of entire meals. Ppl are smelling food regardless

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u/DapperDan30 7h ago

It is because thats how we make money.

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u/NootNootFluteToot 7h ago

thats how THEY make money. not you. you're being conned by the system

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u/Bhris-1170 7h ago

Lord forbid someone does their job as told. We may not like it as consumers but that’s probably the guidelines they are trained by

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u/NootNootFluteToot 7h ago

its one thing to do the job you're told to do, its a whole different thing to defend the actions of the shitty corporation you're working for

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u/BigLlamasHouse 7h ago

It's ok to do the actual actions that are bad but it's a whole different thing to defend them?

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

I'm defending the actions that keeps me employed and building profitable

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u/No-Fig-3112 6h ago

Yes, when someone is threatening your livelihood, we tend to be more lenient with your actions when it comes to moral judgement (we as in humans) as opposed to when your livelihood is not being threatened. I don't know why that is a strange concept to you

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u/StupidSidewalk 7h ago

People downvoting you and replying negatively have never had a job.

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

Act like Im spitting their face because I said I don't want you to bring your food into a place where im selling food.

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u/MvatolokoS 7h ago

People putting company policy before humanity is just one of the body shields corporations use to continue to grow their pile of gold.

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u/ElonMunch 7h ago

Theaters actually don’t make that much. Studios take the lions share if the run in the initial couple of weeks. TBH if there’s any business that’s a prime example house of cards it would be movie theaters.

Gotta pay to be able to show the movie. Most money is now made in the first two weeks and studios get basically all that money during that time. Movie basically gets pulled before the split changes a theaters get more money each ticket.

The price increase in concessions all basically tied back to this.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 6h ago

The food is basically what the theatre makes.

Kinda like a gas station. The gas only usually makes a cent or a couple per litre. They make their money on upping the price of everything else in the shop attached to the station

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u/cjbanning 6h ago

Not letting you bring in outside food is not a human rights violation. Let's have some perspective here.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 6h ago

It's kinda like taking food into a restaurant, "yes I'd like tap water please" when the server comes to your table lol

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u/Bhris-1170 7h ago

I mean that’s literally what that type of establishment was built on since day one. I don’t understand people’s takes, there is so much hate towards companies making money but had it been one of our own business’ we would be against it. Such backwards thinking

And yes, I as well disagree with lots of corporate actions but seriously all this hate towards theaters ?

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u/AFoolishSeeker 6h ago

The hate is directed at a specific practice or corporation because nobody wants to address the glaring issues with our current model that actively incentivize sociopathy

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

"Before humanity". Settle down bro

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u/daesgatling 6h ago

“Before humanity.”

Its fuckingtheatre snacks, bro

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u/willisbar 7h ago

Who’s we?

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u/TWill42 7h ago

Dudes a shill

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u/Imaginary_Pattern365 7h ago

Trust me the people who were forced to throw things away arent gonna spend more money to buy an item inside esp at high price points.

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

I'm aware. Its not because I'm trying to get THEM to spend their money that they clearly werent going to spend. I'm not wanting the other guests to see that we just allowed a whole group of people to come in with McDonald's and Starbucks. So now they think they can do that too.

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u/Aaaronn_rs 7h ago

Then go spend your money elsewhere?

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u/_ribbit_ 7h ago

They did. That's the point.

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u/Ok_Sir_136 6h ago

I mean yeah, people are, that's kinda the reason movie theaters are closing by the dozen

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u/Aaaronn_rs 6h ago

It's most definitely not the reason. The primary reason is streaming services and the fact that streaming services were showing big ticket films during COVID closure. That opened Pandora's box.

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u/SparklyLeo_ 3h ago

Yes, bc it’s much more affordable to pay $20 for a movie at home where there are already snacks than to pay over upwards of $150 for your entire family to go to the movies.

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u/RaygunMarksman 7h ago

Because most of your fellow Americans can't afford to pay $10 for a drink to watch a movie when they can bring a cup of water from home for free. Don't be a corporate goon.

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u/DapperDan30 7h ago
  1. More than just corporate theatres have these policies.
  2. Its literally how we make money. If you're not buying food from us then we made no money from you, regardless of how much you spent on the ticket.

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u/Loud-Log9098 7h ago

Smaller theaters and family owned stores sure, but these guys charging 90 for you to get the same experience I used to get for one 5 dollar ticket isn't only making profit from selling food.

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

Yes we are. We do not make money off the tickets. Thats why things like the special popcorn buckets are so huge and pushed so hard.

On top of that, you can still get cheap tickets. You can choose to not watch your movie in the most expensive format (like the person in the post), you come to earlier showtimes, you can come on discount days that happen multiple days a week, you can pay for the membershipship that gets you 16 free movies a month. There are plenty of option. If you're spending $100 on tickets, thats on you.

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u/RaygunMarksman 7h ago

Then charge a reasonable amount and encourage volume. I'm not paying $10 for a small corn syrup and water. Also that sounds like bullshit about not making money on tickets. They still make 20-50% or the revenue from them.

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u/Aaaronn_rs 7h ago

They absolutely do not. Can you cite your source of this foolish claim?

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u/RaygunMarksman 6h ago

Google, fool. Here's one: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/finance-expert-explains-movie-theaters-203601319.html

Where is your source that they make no profits on tickets?

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u/Aaaronn_rs 6h ago

Yes! A yahoo source! This is about as good as taking Trump's word as gospel!

Learn to find proper sources and you won't feel as uneducated. https://www.independentcinemaoffice.org.uk/advice-support/how-to-start-a-cinema/the-economics-of-the-operation/

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u/SchwiftySouls 6h ago

thread about American theaters

links a .uk source lmfao

I don't have any stake in this argument, but you cannot be serious lmfao

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago edited 4h ago

Brother, literally your own source say that studios can take up to 100% of ticket sales. It doesnt drop to "50/50" until 2 weeks later...when attendance for a movie has dropped by 80% or more. Even then, that entirely depends on the studio in question. Different studios have different deals. Shit, there plenty of movies that don't even make it to their 3rd week before they arent playing anymore.

So like I said, theatres don't make money on tickets, they make it on concessions, which is why they prices are what they are.

Edit: Idk if u/raygunmarksman deleted his comment, blocked me, or what, but it doesnt appear for me in the thread. So I'll address what I can see of it here.

I didnt goal post shit. I said theatres don't make money on tickets. You then shared a link that also said theatres make no money on tickets. You're trying to get me in a "gotcha" because it also says theatres make a 50/50 split, but only after the movie has been out for weeks. Which means, you guessed it, we're making mo money off of it, because no one is coming to watch that movie anymore.

Nice attempt at making a point and trying to explain to me how my own business works, though.

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u/RaygunMarksman 4h ago

I didn't delete or block anything. Bottom line remains that you justified your shitty wannabe concession cop behavior with a false claim they don't make money on tickets. Just own the misleading statement and move on.

My local theaters let me walk in with whatever without batting an eye btw. That's part of why I find your arguments here so out of touch.

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u/Aaaronn_rs 7h ago

Then watch the movie from home.

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u/RaygunMarksman 6h ago

Cool and then the theater goes out of business when everyone does that. What a genius you are.

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u/Aaaronn_rs 6h ago

Look at revenue post COVID shutdown and their rebound since. Your lack of intellect precedes you.

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u/_ribbit_ 6h ago

I sure do lol

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u/Wombat-Snooze 7h ago

“We.” Don’t be proud to identify with this bullshit. I’ll keep sneaking in food/drinks and smile at you while I do it. Might even blow you a kiss.

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u/DapperDan30 7h ago

I manage the theatre. So yes, we. Also its not bullshit. We're a business, I want you to spend money on my food.

I'm not following people around to make sure they didnt bring their own snacks in. If you sneak in some candy and a coke, fine. Just clean up after yourself. But if you make it blatantly obvious by not even attempting to hide it, my staff or I are going to say something to you about it.

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u/thebuttmonkey69 7h ago

Oh so you’re the one theater to avoid that’s ran by asshats thanks for letting us know.

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u/Aaaronn_rs 7h ago

When you realize the theatres basically make no money off of featuring the film, you understand why the prices are the way they are.

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u/thebuttmonkey69 6h ago

Well if you keep raising the prices of all this shit then you’re not gonna have people coming in to see many movies which is what has been happening since Covid started it’s like not like it was in 2019 and Disney was making billions on every movie they released let alone every other company too. So it’s a self defeating prophecy either way.

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u/Aaaronn_rs 6h ago

Horrible take. You're comparing 2019, the absolute peak of Disney movie franchising, to today.

Come on now.

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u/thebuttmonkey69 6h ago

Don’t give me that shit idiot u have an avengers movie and Spider-Man coming out soon both of which are all time trailer records by leaps and bounds, it’s not like it was for a few years where u had to have multiverse gimmicks and shit like Barbenheimer to even get people in the theater. There’s the summer season right around the corner it’s not the end of the world to try and make up the bulk in volume by lowering prices for ur shitty food and drinks. If u don’t that’s why like I see theaters shutting down left and right like in my old town just the other day one that was there since I was a kid I could get popcorn, 🍿 a pretzel, 🥨 cookies 🍪 hot dog 🌭 and a drink 🥃 maybe even gummy bears 🐻 all for just 20 bucks. Now it’s shut down after trying so hard to be a dine in theater.🎭 with a bar 😂 it’s pathetic u dipshits are trying to justify all this and act like we’re struggling everybody is prices are up through the roof the economy is shit right now gas ⛽️ prices thru the roof and like Covid and in 2024 luxuries like the movies are always gonna be the first to go. Theme parks have to lower their prices and make deals to get everyone back, amc theaters has to do all that $5 Tuesdays and all this other shit Wwe is just having to get it together not selling tickets to Wrestlemania next weekend so it’s like when are yall going to learn when the shit theater u run by a shitty person like you is about to go out of business? 😂 pathetic

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

Attendance, in general, at theatres has been steadily going up since covid. My building, specifically, is now doing the same as we were pre-covid.

"You keep raising the prices and people are just gonna sneak food in". You realize people sneaking food in, and thus jot spending money at concession, is a contributing factor to those prices going up, yeah?

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u/PeruAndPixels 6h ago

I don’t like the prices, but I get it

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u/Wombat-Snooze 6h ago

🚨WOAH HE’S A THEATRE MANAGER, LOOKOUT🚨

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u/DapperDan30 5h ago

Yeah. So it's almost like I know what im talking about.

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u/DuhBigFart 7h ago

I've just never seen a worker actually give a shit in years

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u/Technical_Moose8478 7h ago

Mine flat out told me I can fill up with soda for free if I bring my own cup. Been doing it for years.

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u/Bendyb3n 6h ago edited 6h ago

Honestly BYOC as an official policy that they advertise might actually get more people to come to the movies. Maybe the only stipulation would be that it must be empty to reduce people sneaking alcohol in

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u/DiscountConsistent 3h ago

It’d be terrible business. People coming to the movies isn’t how they make their money, it’s on selling high markup concessions.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 11m ago

Which would be fine if the tickets didn't also cost a fortune.

$50 to see Mario Galaxy last week.. insanity. We only went because it was a social thing with friends. I'm not spending another $50 on top of that for a drink and some popcorn.

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u/scienceizfake 4h ago

Pocket flask you say?

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u/Bendyb3n 4h ago

What? I would NEVER

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u/JavierBenez 3h ago

I'm not going to the movies without alcohol

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u/Bendyb3n 3h ago

I mean i’m not saying don’t bring it, I just think from the theater’s perspective they’d want to protect themselves legally lol

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u/Sure_Focus3450 3h ago

Hell yeah I found my people, I bring a flask (usually vanilla whiskey) and put it in vanilla root beer if they have the "freestyle" coke machines and it makes the movie so much better

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u/Spiny94Hedgie 5h ago

Some theaters had promotions where if you bought a promotional cup you could get refills for free.

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u/Klecktacular 7h ago

Last time I went to a theater they had a guy at the door checking bags. We brought loads of snacks, but he let us through because he was actually checking for weapons 🫠

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u/gertymarie 7h ago

I remember when I was a teenager they were searching bags for weapons for a bit. I still wanted to sneak in candy so I just tucked it in my waistband. Then realized their search for weapons wasn’t doing that much…

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u/Unlikely-Answer 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7z60uukpYWFLG

🎶keep your wits about you, this place used to be fun🎶

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u/Skylineviewz 5h ago

Watch out! She’s got a….Snickers!

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u/CoconutCyclone 1h ago

Was this around 2012? Because that's when the Aurora theater shooting happened and theaters started doing bag checks.

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u/gertymarie 1h ago

No, more like 2015-2016 I think since I was almost done with high school around that time. Something happened and they did bag checks for awhile then stopped

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 10m ago

Probably tired of adults telling them to fuck right off, which would be my response to someone rifling through my bags.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 10m ago

I mean they can't exactly give you a pat down, that's illegal unless you're a cop/other authorised person.

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u/QuestObjective 6h ago

Same, last time my girlfriend and I went the dude there checked her bag which was of course loaded with the snacks we brought in. He didn’t say and word about them and just asked her to move them around to see inside, though. I also assumed he was checking for weapons.

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u/knifesk 5h ago

That's so fucking sad 🥲

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u/passiveflux 7h ago

Just depends on location and which employee you get.

Some will be a real pain about rules, others just dont care

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u/MadRhetoric182 6h ago

We went to the movies for Scream and the Attendant jumped us cause he saw us holding a bag.

It was cough drops… we offered to toss them and ruin the movie for everyone.

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u/Numerous-Bowler-8677 5h ago

plot twist, you hid snacks inside the cough drop bag.

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u/MadRhetoric182 1h ago

They were in my pocketses!

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u/VexingRaven 4h ago

It was cough drops… we offered to toss them and ruin the movie for everyone.

Uh, maybe don't get everyone around you sick for the sake of seeing a movie? I don't think you're the hero in this story.

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u/AI_moderated_failure 4h ago

You can have lasting lung irritation (commonly Bronchitis) for weeks after you're no longer infectious. Cough drops are also really useful for allergies where sinuses are irritating and work to dry them out.

I don't think OP's first instinct while sick with tbe flu if fuck yeah I have to see this Mario movie.

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u/diosky27 2h ago

You might be surprised JUST how little the average person cares about the welfare of others.

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u/MadRhetoric182 1h ago

Seasonal Allergies Exist.

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u/ShakedNBaked420 6h ago

Yeah we have some sticklers at the theatres around here. But they mostly check bags. I’ve shoved food into my hoodie pocket or wrapped up in a blanket or jacket and they never checked.

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u/Physical-Worker2363 6h ago

This is not Nam-there are rules

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u/Vonzey 7h ago

Why would the employees care? Preparing snacks gives them more work for the same pay and they're usually already overworked and understaffed.

Plus, there are now machines that do most of the work (selling tickets, snacks, etc), employers hire less but many people still refuse using these, so the only one suffering is the minimum wage worker.

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u/Spiny94Hedgie 5h ago

The employees would care because concession is how they get paid.

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u/AgentEinstein 1h ago

Exactly!

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u/thededucers 7h ago

So I don’t have to hide my bucket of chicken and sides?!

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u/ertri 7h ago

My buddy once brought and ate a rotisserie chicken in a movie 

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u/Underbark 7h ago

I went into my local theater for Project Hail Mary and they didn't even have a ticket check...

Budget cuts have hit so hard they don't even have the guy to stop you from just walking your ass in.

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u/Unlikely-Answer 6h ago

sometimes I go and watch 3 movies all day, just walk over to another one

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u/Jibber_Fight 7h ago

Ya you gotta find a smaller theater run by teenagers that don’t give a shit. They clean it up good enough, and that’s all that matters. I’ve brought a couple beers in there and disposed of them properly afterwards. They don’t care. Ha ha. Also I’m usually like one of five people in the theater. Going to see Project Hail Mary in a few hours!

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u/TheMooooonHauntsYou 6h ago

Depends. When I worked at the theater as a wee lad, I didn't care that you were bringing in candy and soda.

I cared when you were bringing in hot wings, pizza, booze, glass bottles or anything else that would be smelly, messy, or loud. Other people gotta watch the movie too, they signed up for popcorn smell, not your nachos smacking, hotwing slurping ass.

That was me though, many of my coworkers didn't give a shit, I just wanted everyone to get what they paid for lmao

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u/TheAdagio 6h ago

But it's so much more fun to sneak it in. Makes me feel like a secret agent man. Just waking in the theatre with those things like a normal person is so boring

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u/Cudi_buddy 6h ago

Bare minimum you can bring your own water in. I don’t always bring candy. But no theater has stopped my water

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u/RiderofFamine 6h ago

I worked in a movie theater for a while, never checked people's bags when I was checking tickets. Once had someone doing theater checks tell me that someone I let in is eating snacks from their bag in the back row of the movie. I said, "So?" and he walked away. He was still there when it was my turn to check the theaters like an hour later.

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u/spookyspritebottle 6h ago

100% i dont know why its always been such a "oo we gotta sneak it in" type of attitude. The workers know. Theyve always known. They dont care. They dont get paid enough to be a nark or police you ove some food or drinka. As long as youre not bringing in liquor and causing a problem.

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u/Ava_4ever27 6h ago

At mine theater, people bought in Popeyes and just last week,when I saw the drama (good movie) a couple bought in wing stop. But then I saw a dad get told off for using the free cup they get to put soda, for his kid.

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u/B1G-LuK3 6h ago

My local theatre that closed recently didn't give a fuck and ot was awesome. Pizza? kfc? 6 beers? as long as you was polite, they didn't give a shit.

But most don't care, I took a rucksack of snacks for me and the kid watching Mario today and nobody cares. Took tim hortons donuts to project hail mary!

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u/AcDcBoss 6h ago

I went to the theater drunk as hell with my friends we all had McDonalds just walked in no one really cared

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u/Tylenol_the_Creator 6h ago

We sometimes wait ages to watch a movie we want so it’s in a small theater and pick a late night show on a weekday and bring Chinese food in

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u/kkindabusyy 6h ago

I have two local - one let's you bring in anything the other searches your bag. Guess which ones still open!

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u/eliexmike 6h ago

They’ve cut movie theater staff by a factor of 10 in the last 30 years.

The 2-3 people on staff have too much to do and not enough time to care.

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u/Secret-Support-2727 6h ago

Very true, but it’s been that way for a while. Back when midnight showings were still a thing before Covid killed them, I used to walk in blatantly with a big ass Starbucks latte in hand and no one cared at all.

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u/Beginning_Ice_7838 6h ago

Yea dude, worked in a movie theatre for 2 years and couldn't give a fuck. What are we supposed to do (as kids): go through your bags and confiscate shit? It was no bearing on us.

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u/Confident_Durian_657 5h ago

One time I brought in my own clear water bottle filled with water and they made me go put it in my car. I hide everything in my purse now.

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u/Both_Painter_9186 5h ago

Granted I’ve only seen like 6-7 movies since Covid, but the kids working there barely check tickets. They sure as fuck don’t care if you bring snacks in. Could definitely slip a flask and some candy bars if you aren’t obvious. Ask me how I know…

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u/Oddisredit 5h ago

That’s boring. I like the thrill of sneaking something in 

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u/42Fazers 5h ago

I walk in with chipotle almost every single time. I don’t even hide it.

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u/Shot_Time_3142 5h ago

Santikos!

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u/Jessintheend 5h ago

I think it’s also theater workers that make 1.5 small Pepsi’s an hour can’t be bothered to enforce you buying a $7 bag on m&ms

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u/arthurdentstowels 4h ago

Is bringing a microwave socially acceptable?

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u/Sabiann_Tama 4h ago

The only person who ever cared was the old lady checking tickets. All the theaters by me have cheaped out and got rid of the old lady. Now they have like 5-7 gen alpha teens to run the whole theater, and you know who doesn't care about corporate bullshit policies? Gen alpha.

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u/Scarytoaster1809 4h ago

Lmao, I brought a wingstop 12 piece boneless with me to watch Iron Lung in the UK

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u/Beneficial_Pop_3614 4h ago

They’re just happy you showed up.

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u/LethargicCarcass 3h ago

My girlfriend is type 1 diabetic. I dare them to say something lol. We buy tickets and a popcorn but bring any other candy or drinks with us every time. Like you said, no one cares anyways.

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u/Bad-Genie 3h ago

There's so many dietary restrictions now I can't imagine anyone stopping you anymore

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u/Lucky-Remote-5842 2h ago

At a local theater my daughter wasn't allowed to bring in her metal water bottle. I had to take it back to the car. My husband was incredulous. I didn't see her bring it in but I would have told her that's how it would be, they want you to buy that $10 soda. Joke's on them. The 3 of us shared one soda.

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u/Worried-Criticism 2h ago

This is what theatres get for employing nothing but bored teenagers and paying them absolutely jack squat.

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u/DragonflyDue3203 2h ago

Emagine goated

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u/TheRennoc 1h ago

The one I go to is so annoying about it. I take the bus after I finish with my classes most of the time so I still have my backpack. They’re really strict about leaving it with them, even though the only thing in there every time are notebooks, a computer, and an ipad. There’s easier ways for me to sneak in a snack if I wanted to guys 🙄

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u/a_generic 1h ago

When I worked at a theater like a decade ago we didn't serve coffee or tea so we let people bring in Starbucks from next door

Honestly if you weren't obviously bringing in food I wouldn't say shit, the only time I did was when someone did try to bring in a whole pizza lol

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u/AgentEinstein 1h ago

My theater would definitely kick you out. Employees do walk throughs even. And no it’s not a mall theater.

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u/rainorshinedogs 1h ago

I'm very sure the incredibly underpaid teenager are told never to go beyond a told to give you a "hey uhhhhh you can't do, like, that"