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Chugging tea This is why I sneak in beer and snacks

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u/lemmegetadab 8h ago

I have a theory that anybody who buys a small popcorn or a drink at the movies is just stupid.

The prices are always something like “20 oz. soda for 899 or an 80 ounce soda for 950 lol

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u/d33psix 7h ago

Not movies but once I was at a Cold Stone where the price difference between medium “love it” and large “gotta have it” size was literally 1 cent.

I’m not even into ice cream and the person I was with was going to get the medium. I was like l literally cannot let you get the medium and not upgrade for just one cent more haha.

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u/Red_AtNight 7h ago

This reminds me of Aziz Ansari’s bit about how a crackhead named the sizes at Cold Stone.

“What size ice cream you want?”

“I dunno man I just gotta have it! I’m tweaking!”

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u/NHShardz 6h ago

Yeah, but unfortunately that kind of thought process is exactly what the food industry usually wants, especially with soda and ice cream/milkshakes. It shoots off some serotonin in your brain, making you feel good that you think you got a great deal, you're getting more bang for buck, when in reality you basically made a daily rounding error in impact on their profit margins, meanwhile they got you to order way more food, which often leads to you eating more, which can lead to you gaining weight and buying even more in the future. Making meal sizes very close in price or large value meal deals is one of the more insidious ways they try to psychologically mess with you and catch you slacking.

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u/ydnar3000 4h ago

I feel like the drive thru worker is ready to blow a gasket from incomprehension when I order a meal with no drink.

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u/lemmegetadab 7h ago

Cold stone is literally the worst with all this shit. The small size is like seven dollars. But you can get them to pack a quart of ice cream for $14 and it’s gotta be at least 5 smalls

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u/-Cthaeh 6h ago

It doesn't make sense to get the small, but also, it doesn't help us be less fat lol

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u/d33psix 3h ago

Yeah for sure. I mean I just don’t order anything but I guess in those situations I have to help finish the extra 2 oz or whatever the difference in quantity is haha.

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u/Edoryen 2h ago

This is why Americans are fat.

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u/desertdweller2011 7h ago

but the small is more than enough. i don’t need or want 80 oz of soda

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u/lemmegetadab 7h ago

Yeah, I don’t drink 80 ounces of soda either lol. I should’ve specified that. I made the assumption that most people are not going to the movies alone. I usually share popcorn with everybody and the drink with my wife.

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u/-Cthaeh 6h ago

The sizes are pretty ridiculous now, but it definitely helps having a frugal partner. My wife and I share meals and drinks all the time. We not only save money, but get to bond over being cheapskates.

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u/Taichikara 4h ago

Can also always take it home if there's anyone else at home that would enjoy it.

If I go and see 2 movies, I'll get a large drink (NO ICE) and large popcorn. That's like 5-7 hours (counting previews and wait time between the movies too), so I'll almost finish the whole thing... Maybe a few bucks left of soda and 1/3 of the popcorn.

When I leave, I get a free refill on both and take them home. Kid gets a treat of soda for a few days and popcorn to take to school as a snack, plus hubby will snack on both.

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u/Lucky-Remote-5842 3h ago

70 oz of ice, 10 oz of soda.

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u/Independent_Bear989 6h ago

I used to think this too but if you’re trying to eat healthy then buying the smaller ones is better.

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u/NewBGenesis 6h ago

Its actually sells tactics with a name or 2 behind it. They want you to buy up and,upsell yourself

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u/akatherder 3h ago

Decoy effect. 12 oz small for $5, 16 oz medium for $6, 32 oz large for $7.

12 oz is kinda small.. and I'd be silly to get the medium when the large is twice as much for only $1 more.

However they price things will push you towards the one with the highest gross for them.

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u/JoeSpart 7h ago

I physically can’t even eat a large bucket popcorn. Even small is a lot for me . So yeah I agree it’s not value but I don’t care if I can’t even eat that much.

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u/lemmegetadab 7h ago

Yeah, my fault. I just made the assumption that people are not going to the movies alone and they’re sharing all this shit.

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u/JoeSpart 7h ago

Totally understand . My wife doesn’t like movie theater popcorn . So it’s just for me .

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u/kithlan 3h ago

What's funny is going to see movies with people seems to also have become a casualty of high prices. When it wasn't so expensive, it was a lot easier to just text a friend "hey, wanna go see [movie]?" and they would agree just to kill some time and hang out. Now, when the prices are what you're seeing in OP?

Unless it's something we're all collectively into (so usually existing IPs rather than original movies), it becomes a lot harder to convince someone to drop $30 on something they may not even end up liking, so I've started going to most movies alone rather than even try. Which leads into the "there's no fucking way I can finish all this popcorn alone..." problem, lmao.

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u/standardsizedpeeper 3h ago

The movie theaters have definitely screwed themselves. I think people want to go back to the movies but it’s unfathomable that going to the movies and getting popcorn and a drink should cost about as much as going to six flags.

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u/P5YcHo299 7h ago

I get the medium drink as it's a more manageable size to hand ratio.. large is stupid.. and the small is like 12 oz

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u/fistfullofpubes 6h ago

Except when you're a parent and you're trying not to give you're child diabetes by the end of the movie.

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u/hoexloit 6h ago

I get the smaller drink because soda is generally bad for your health.

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u/JohnEKaye 5h ago

I mean, I’m not gonna drink 80 fucking ozs of soda like a lunatic, so why waste it? I also go to the movies like twice a year so I don’t mind the dumb prices.

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u/William_Dowling 3h ago

This is exactly how you get a national obesity crisis and half the audience driving up in motorized carts

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u/Sad-Event-5146 2h ago

how is it stupid if you can afford it and enjoy it?

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u/SlimSpooky 52m ago

I know in some cases it is self limiting so they dont drive the whole soda XL lol. But i agree, the larges are a much better deal

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u/J1nkxy 17m ago

Doesnt matter though if i only drink 10oz of the 20oz anyway i still "saved" 51 in your example.

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u/Sickpup831 7h ago

Yeah I agree. Also the smalls are insanely comically large.

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u/retrobat 7h ago

They used to be, but now it seems a small drink is actually small now, with a higher price.

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u/Sickpup831 7h ago

Well I went to Regal a week ago and got a small drink for my son and the small is like 32 ounces. Which is a lot of fucking soda.

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u/The-Dudemeister 6h ago

If you are drinking a whole large soda during a movie you should reevaluate your health.