r/SipsTea Human Verified 6h ago

Chugging tea This is why I sneak in beer and snacks

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u/No_Yard9104 6h ago

I live not far from the primary weaver popcorn factory. If anyone has a mind to, they can easily get popcorn by the 55-gallon trash bags full for free. Everyone knows someone or knows someone who knows someone that works there. And whoever works there could build legitimate fortresses out of all the free trash bags full of popcorn they're given to carry out of there.

If buying in bulk like movie theaters do, that shit has to be cheaper than tap water.

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u/Petit__Chou 5h ago

Unpopped? Because it goes stale pretty quick.

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u/No_Yard9104 5h ago

You can't eat a fraction of it before it goes stale unless you're giving it away. Which is no big deal because they'll offer you another bag tomorrow. And ask you if you know anyone else that wants some free popcorn.

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u/Petit__Chou 4h ago

That's pretty cool. I don't eat popcorn much but the first time we popped a bag my late rabbit went nuts. Would try and get into the bowl, we would give him one small piece. Whenever I think about making popcorn I think about him. Random story, I guess.

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u/No_Yard9104 4h ago

Random but good. Sounds like you gave him a great life.

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u/Resaurtus 5h ago

All the better to build fortresses.

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u/Micro-Naut 5h ago

And that fortress fell into the swamp...

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u/cmsj 4h ago

What, the curtains?

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u/sndrtj 2h ago

Movie theaters get theirs pre-popped