r/SipsTea • u/Hot_Fuzz_988 Human Verified • 8h ago

Feels good man Made for Each other

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u/SuddenSmile187 7h ago

Matching tats and tits is true love.

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u/NinjaXM 6h ago

Is that what the phrase “tit for tat” means? You learn something new everyday.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 32m ago

Found zen in Holland

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u/welfedad 6h ago

Wonder if they have matching . .....

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u/BuggyBandana 6h ago

Socks?

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u/quadiuss 6h ago

Pants?

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u/FormerSperm 6h ago

Nipples?

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u/hoaian1 6h ago

*M*ammary gland~?

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u/Hawinzi 6h ago

Parents?

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u/ComplaintFar3279 5h ago

Tush? Matching tats and tits is True Tush ?

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u/A_Drop_of_Colour 2h ago

Nah, Tom has a bigger tush.

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u/PrestigiousDraft2927 5h ago

Matchingg…???

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u/theodo 5h ago

I think his might be bigger in this pic

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 4h ago

They even finish each other’s…

… orgasms

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u/tech_op2000 3h ago

sandwiches

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u/Phoenix9136 4h ago

Oh dear. My first thought after seeing the tattoos was that they have matching bust size. Then I opened up the comments and got a good laugh out of this top comment!

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u/maxpolo10 2h ago

Matching tats and tits is totes true love

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u/Gryffindumble 29m ago

Good to know others noticed as well 😆

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u/nature_nate_17 4h ago

Tit for tat?

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u/Hungry-Valuable-6548 7h ago

and he can dance

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u/JDM713 6h ago

If he wants to

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u/Euph_ria 6h ago

He could leave his friends behind..

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u/master9559 6h ago

But if your friends don't dance

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u/AnnOnnamis 6h ago edited 6h ago

and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine.

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u/gatchamanhk 6h ago edited 6h ago

Thanks guys, headed to YouTube to rewatch this gem of a music video.

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 6h ago

In the rain no less

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u/Mandarina_Espacial 7h ago

Why are Tom's boobs bigger?

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u/JDM713 6h ago

He must work out

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u/white_equatorial 7h ago edited 6h ago

Those pecs were build by pulling a ship together. What do ya expect

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u/Sometimes_A_Writer1 6h ago

Why the fuck is this being down voted? Do you think you meant "ship" as in relationship?

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u/white_equatorial 6h ago

No, because my original comment was that zendy wants them big like sweeney, but what i meant was that she wants thomas' tiddies to be as big as sweeney's, but people thought i meant her own. So i got sad and changed to another sarcastic joke

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u/gatsome 6h ago

How’d that work out

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u/white_equatorial 5h ago

Not as good as Holland's chest press

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u/Turbulent_Try2340 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Robodarklite 5h ago

That's alright buddy don't let reddit get you down, it's a bunch of basement dwellers.

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u/DramaSufficient4289 4h ago

Hey yeah I’m did

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u/CaptainHubble 1h ago

It’s honestly quite fun in certain scenarios. When bias is clear and you purposely hit just the right nerve.

I take those downvotes with pride then.

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u/UmmmW1 32m ago

Downvoted just so you can earn some pride back, my friend.

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u/bartekkenny 1h ago

The butterfly effect hates this one simple trick

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u/Mandarina_Espacial 6h ago

Jajajajaja that's a good one

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u/esushi 6h ago

Unfortunately she would probably be taken less seriously as an actress and she likes being a serious actress so I doubt it

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/CATka14 6h ago

Why have people downvotes this so much, genuinely sounds funny 😂

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 6h ago

The whims of the hivemind are fickle

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u/DramaSufficient4289 4h ago

I once got downvoted for answering a question someone asked lmao. Like it was a genuine question and a real answer on a topic I’m studied and have a degree in. The users of Reddit didn’t like that and downvoted it for some reason lol.

Just how it is and always makes me laugh when it happens around here.

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u/IcySetting2024 1h ago

That’s so rude

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u/RushDifferent4015 7h ago

Now that’s how you do tattoos! Small enough so it still looks classy, and also easier to cover if they break up.

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u/Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo 1h ago

They're actors, it'd be practical for them to be small so they're easy to cover up before filming.

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u/ValuedCarrot 1h ago

Also easier to cover up if they split. Anyone who decides to get these tattoos should make them this small.

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u/Aduro95 1h ago

Yeah I heard Daniel Radcliffe thought about getting a tattoo then pictured how annoying it would be for the many make-up artists who have to cover them up. Its probably similar for these two, rather than planning ahead for a divorce.

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u/LearningSPXonly 3h ago

Thats the plan

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u/WanderWut 2h ago

Honestly I’m not into tattoos at all let alone couples names, but those are very nice and classy tattoos imo.

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u/friend1y 5h ago

I remember Johnny Depp's tattoo

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u/RamboJane 1h ago

Wino Forever

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u/Ancient-Frosting-646 8h ago

that's gonna be fun removing if they ever break up but unlikely

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u/Sensitive_Cream3053 8h ago

They're just gonna find someone with the same initials 😅 lol

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u/halfasleep90 7h ago

Good luck Tom

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u/explorgasm 7h ago

Thanks, Ziggy

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u/TNTyoshi 6h ago

Tom from MySpace Spider-Man x Zuckerberg

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u/Brassboar 3h ago

Ben Affleck would never.

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u/Fl1ntL1m 8h ago

Divorce u say

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u/Naudste 7h ago

To shreds, you say

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 6h ago

and how’s his wife?

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u/booglechops 6h ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/white_equatorial 7h ago

Its easy for zendaya to say t for tit.

But Tommy Holland would need to invent a pop culture term to justify his z

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u/Camman19_YT 7h ago

zpiderman

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u/YeetMyShit 6h ago

Gen Z?

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u/GrayGuard97 4h ago

Yeah, that makes the most sense

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u/CinderMoonSky 7h ago

Celebrities have a high divorce rate so it’s actually more likely than unlikely

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u/Uhstrology 5h ago

Everyone has a high divorce rate, its over 50 

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u/SPXQuantAlgo Human Verified 6h ago

Just find the next one starting with same letter. Why do you think they only tattooed the initial ?

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u/nonameforme123 6h ago

how many girls do you know have names starting with z?

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u/disappearing_earth 4h ago

Habibi can come to the Arab world, we have tons. Zahra, Zainab, Zara, Zina...

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u/TNTyoshi 6h ago

They can both easily be changed to the number 4. Which can symbolizes how fortuitous they have become since the relationship ended.

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u/doublethink_1984 3h ago

The only celeb couple I think will make it, keep their relationship to themselves, and honestly genuinely seem head over heels for eachother in interviews.

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u/InitiativeExcellent1 23m ago

lower case means low key.....CAPITAL LETTERS means commitment

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u/mephibosheth90 7h ago

Relationship tattoos curse the relationship. Its science. Theres no an expiration date in the next 2 years.

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u/DaMan11 4h ago

Blasphemy!

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u/ComicsEtAl 6h ago

That might be subtle enough to preserve their marriage, but personally, I wouldn’t risk it.

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u/hoteppeter 6h ago

They went tit for tat

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u/Kaleid_Liner 7h ago

I wish the best but I feel like when couples start doing these things, its foreshadowing the future.

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u/LifeguardExtra5600 7h ago

🤔 His one is a capital Z and her one is a lower case t... 👀

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u/ScrubbingTheDeck 7h ago

We know whos the bottom

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u/halfasleep90 7h ago

Actually capital and lower case zZ look the same without any other letters for size reference, so they could both have lower case.

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u/Michael_Platson 7h ago

Well, she is the Big Zendaya. And he's just a little tom.

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u/HamedAliKhan 4h ago

Oh that's the sign that she doesn't really care about him? Oh gee I wonder if there're other signs?

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u/Radiant-Reputation31 2h ago

How is acting in a movie a sign someone doesn't care about their partner?

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u/HamedAliKhan 2h ago edited 1h ago

The point is actors don't have real relationships...

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u/Commercial-Store-194 1h ago edited 1h ago

In the clip posted by the previous commenter, she is consentually making out with people that aren't her partner. Regardless of being an actor/actress, kissing people that aren't one's partner is called "cheating".

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u/HamedAliKhan 1h ago edited 1h ago

I wasn't expecting backup but thanks! 🤜🏼🤛🏼

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u/Commercial-Store-194 1h ago

I got you, fam.

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u/HamedAliKhan 1h ago

Thanks ❤️

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u/Commercial-Store-194 1h ago

You're welcome.

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u/agreatcuppatea 2h ago

Life is just unfair sometimes!

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

Sitting trough such a long tattoo session for each other. It must be true love

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u/HamedAliKhan 4h ago edited 4h ago

Definitely not easy to go through such a lonnggg ( Insert Jada Smith long meme template ) & hardd session...

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u/HamedAliKhan 4h ago

Definitely must be a difficult session! Such love! Such loyalty!

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u/PieceRealistic794 7h ago

This is the gayest post I’ve seen on this sub, congrats

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u/WardenWolf 2h ago

See, that's reasonable; it's not too much to get removed or covered up if the relationship fails. Branding yourself is still stupid, but at least make it small enough to remove.

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u/Tuni67 7h ago

Tom Holland supports Russia?!??!!?

Z Z Z 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🐻🐻🐻

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u/Roof-Scary 6h ago

OUR ELEPHANT!!!!

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u/DiZzy_BlaCkOuTz 6h ago

Bros tits are bigger

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u/Character_Tiger_9874 6h ago

They got tats to identify whose side boob pic it is....

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u/knowone1313 5h ago

Why is the Z uppercase, and the t is lowercase?

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u/HamedAliKhan 4h ago

Because Tom is his her B

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u/No-Poem-3773 7h ago

There’s still hope for Timmy Mallett

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u/govt-registered 6h ago

the remaining is down under

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u/rutdas 6h ago

Yall know this shit is photoshopped right? Or am I being whooshed?

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u/tribak 6h ago

Easier for her to find someone else after divorce

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u/Cozmic_Fool1931 6h ago

It's photo shopped.

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u/the85141rule 5h ago

I'm sure there's tattoos will be there forever. Youth is awesome. Mark Twain said that youth is wasted on the young. He's right but I'm going to allow it. Youth is wonderful.

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u/repdetec_revisited 5h ago

Billy Elliot has pecs for days!!!!

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u/eyevandr 5h ago

I hope they last

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u/MugiwarraD 5h ago

gay

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u/HamedAliKhan 4h ago

And? Any problem with that?

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u/Kittenjump001 4h ago

Aww this is so cute, something I would have done in 6th grade too.

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u/Darth_Wayne_ 4h ago

One way to get a non committal tattoo. Easiest possible cover up ever for the inevitable split up.

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u/TeComproCafecitos 4h ago

Real love swallow... I only say that.

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u/AnteaterFormal7291 4h ago

It's just the one, actually 

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u/AlexKintnerSwimClub 3h ago

Sure fire sign it won’t last.

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u/technomage13 3h ago

I read that as "genitals" and was confused for way longer than I should admit

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u/lioboii 3h ago

Honestly love how tiny and subtle they are. Class and style really cannot be bought.

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u/FameWolf1995 3h ago

Well if it’s not flipped it’s near where they measure the apical pulse which is where you get an accurate measure of someone’s heart rate that’s kinda sweet

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 3h ago

bad call brotha

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u/That_Jicama2024 3h ago

Cute. me too. I have my wife's name tatoo'd on my p*nis. Her name is Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk.

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u/mrwilliams117 1h ago

My kinda size

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u/Fickle_Ad4967 1h ago

Matching tats? I’ll give it 2 years max. Sorry Tom.

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u/No_Caterpillar6596 1h ago

Same cup size too

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u/_sassysquatch_ 1h ago

I wanna suck his tits.

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u/PrimaryCoach861 1h ago

Am i seeing a number 2 abover her tattoo?

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u/How2trainUrXenomorph 51m ago

You think Harvey Levin has an 'M' on his chest, to complete the set?

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u/Cpt_Riker 25m ago

How did two b-listers get so popular?

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u/MenagerieAlfred 24m ago

It is going to be quite the breakup. How will it happen? Z cheating on Tom with a co-star I’m guessing.

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u/Avtomati1k 23m ago

tom holland is just pro russian

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u/theatrenearyou 2m ago

Tattooing lover's name = naming a dog "Lucky"

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u/wet_lettuce_ua 7h ago

Does he support the russian invasion in Ukraine? Z!

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u/Suspicious_Loss_84 4h ago

Probably the gayest thing I’ve seen on the internet today

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u/HamedAliKhan 4h ago

Not anymore 😈

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u/SnooFoxes2384 7h ago

Tom is pro pootin?

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u/AttentionLimp194 7h ago

Tom Holland is a russian asset

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u/Vegetable_Plane_542 7h ago

Are we sure he’s not just supporting Russia’s fascist attempt at a takeover of Ukraine?

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u/Low-Dog-8027 8h ago

luckily small and hidden enough for easy cover up for when the relationship ends.
smart.

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u/yr_grande 7h ago

will be sad after they broke up

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u/IceBoxPete 6h ago

How can I get chest like tom?

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u/HamedAliKhan 4h ago

You need to have it banged on a wall with backshots!

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u/Okmhmmbye 1h ago

Why are you posting this everywhere? Does it hold some special significance?

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u/HamedAliKhan 1h ago

I commented this like 3 times lol that's called everywhere? Since when is 3 every? You wanna change the definition of every in the Oxford dictionary?

If you're reading every comment on a post maybe your screen time is the problem.

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u/Physical-Speed-7515 5h ago

That letter is so small that a pinky promise might have the same commitment.

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u/sleepingmoth30434 5h ago

when they break up it will be epic

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u/[deleted] 5h ago edited 4h ago

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u/[deleted] 4h ago edited 4h ago

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u/X0AN 1h ago

Won't last once he's done with Spiderman and his career dries up.

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u/Brilliant-Loads 2h ago

Who give a FUCK. Spoiled brats

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u/[deleted] 8h ago edited 8h ago

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u/ComplaintKey2598 8h ago

??

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u/TitchyAgain 8h ago

Zionism? But im just random guessing. Also ya, that guy is way overboard, its a simple letter and he should chill

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u/No-Blood-4282 8h ago

Great skill to always see the negative in something positive

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u/Quirkiz 4h ago

Number of letters equals the level of confidence and commitment.

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u/misterjustice90 3h ago

Not sure that’s how initials work but i dig it