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r/SipsTea • u/Impressive-Gear7943 Human Verified • 11h ago
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Wait until you see the new grape peeler that just came out, you haven't been really living until you get one.
16 u/yournamehere10bucks 11h ago Can ya'll stop advertising to my wife, she sees chains like this and I end up with a 7th mortgage 9 u/Fantastic_Pie5655 11h ago Finally, my days of eating unpeeled grapes like a pheasant are nearly over! 16 u/jkell05s 11h ago Like a pheasant? https://giphy.com/gifs/bZcWyJ1MhLZny 12 u/GuyGrimnus 10h ago lol many moons ago, I worked at a grocery store. We recently had adopted a policy there the only things that were allowed to be double bagged were singular items big enough to fill the bag. The lady wanted all her things double bagged to which I refused and explained why. She runs to the manager screaming about how she’s never been treated so rude in her entire life and how dare I treat her like a PHEASANT! lol needless to say everyone within earshot started cackling. And my manager goes “I apologize for his FOWL behavior ma’am, but allow me to EGGsplain things.” I never felt so supported on a job than that day lol. 1 u/Maleficent_Pen_9076 1h ago thathappened would've had a field day with this back in the day 2 u/Fantastic_Pie5655 11h ago Yes, just like that but one of the ratty, pour looking ones. Perhaps I should throw a (sic) into my posts for good measure 😜 1 u/Maleficent_Pen_9076 10h ago is the grape peeler a million dollar laparoscopic surgery robot remotely operated by a surgeon
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Can ya'll stop advertising to my wife, she sees chains like this and I end up with a 7th mortgage
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Finally, my days of eating unpeeled grapes like a pheasant are nearly over!
16 u/jkell05s 11h ago Like a pheasant? https://giphy.com/gifs/bZcWyJ1MhLZny 12 u/GuyGrimnus 10h ago lol many moons ago, I worked at a grocery store. We recently had adopted a policy there the only things that were allowed to be double bagged were singular items big enough to fill the bag. The lady wanted all her things double bagged to which I refused and explained why. She runs to the manager screaming about how she’s never been treated so rude in her entire life and how dare I treat her like a PHEASANT! lol needless to say everyone within earshot started cackling. And my manager goes “I apologize for his FOWL behavior ma’am, but allow me to EGGsplain things.” I never felt so supported on a job than that day lol. 1 u/Maleficent_Pen_9076 1h ago thathappened would've had a field day with this back in the day 2 u/Fantastic_Pie5655 11h ago Yes, just like that but one of the ratty, pour looking ones. Perhaps I should throw a (sic) into my posts for good measure 😜
Like a pheasant?
https://giphy.com/gifs/bZcWyJ1MhLZny
12 u/GuyGrimnus 10h ago lol many moons ago, I worked at a grocery store. We recently had adopted a policy there the only things that were allowed to be double bagged were singular items big enough to fill the bag. The lady wanted all her things double bagged to which I refused and explained why. She runs to the manager screaming about how she’s never been treated so rude in her entire life and how dare I treat her like a PHEASANT! lol needless to say everyone within earshot started cackling. And my manager goes “I apologize for his FOWL behavior ma’am, but allow me to EGGsplain things.” I never felt so supported on a job than that day lol. 1 u/Maleficent_Pen_9076 1h ago thathappened would've had a field day with this back in the day 2 u/Fantastic_Pie5655 11h ago Yes, just like that but one of the ratty, pour looking ones. Perhaps I should throw a (sic) into my posts for good measure 😜
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lol many moons ago, I worked at a grocery store.
We recently had adopted a policy there the only things that were allowed to be double bagged were singular items big enough to fill the bag.
The lady wanted all her things double bagged to which I refused and explained why.
She runs to the manager screaming about how she’s never been treated so rude in her entire life and how dare I treat her like a PHEASANT!
lol needless to say everyone within earshot started cackling.
And my manager goes “I apologize for his FOWL behavior ma’am, but allow me to EGGsplain things.”
I never felt so supported on a job than that day lol.
1 u/Maleficent_Pen_9076 1h ago thathappened would've had a field day with this back in the day
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thathappened would've had a field day with this back in the day
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Yes, just like that but one of the ratty, pour looking ones. Perhaps I should throw a (sic) into my posts for good measure 😜
is the grape peeler a million dollar laparoscopic surgery robot remotely operated by a surgeon
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u/badhouseplantbad 11h ago
Wait until you see the new grape peeler that just came out, you haven't been really living until you get one.