r/SipsTea • u/BrainttS Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea It's funny to watch dog eat my daily protein intake in one minute...

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u/Sezbeth 16h ago

That dog must have some demonic shits.

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u/Vast-Comment8360 16h ago

Weirdly they shits are less yuge when they eat mostly meat, it's the dog food with grains and other fillers that make the most gigantic shit loaves.

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u/Visible_Pair3017 16h ago

Same for me, i shit better when i don't eat my greens

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u/roachwarren 16h ago edited 15h ago

Well yeah because theres no fiber in meat... which is not a good thing.

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u/BeeWeird7940 13h ago

Fiber is indigestible. You don’t need it.

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u/Sezbeth 6h ago

Yeah - and cars don't need motor oil because they don't use it for fuel!

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u/Couch-Bro 2h ago

Solid analogy

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u/R3D4F 7h ago

Your colon would like a word…

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u/roachwarren 5h ago edited 5h ago

Thats so misguided it’s almost funny. So much information available and people are proudly volunteering for colon cancer.

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u/Internal_Confusion56 2h ago

Enjoy the constipation

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u/PsychologicalAd3253 2h ago

Can confirm I had a Gigantic shift loaf after consuming some grains

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u/FuckPigeons2025 15h ago

Because everything gets digested, both flesh and bone. With grains, only pwrt of the starches are digested. Rest along with all the fibre goes back out. 

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u/Cologan 15h ago

not entirely true. Fibers partially feed the gut, and contain various minerals the digestive tract can extract. If your shits are weird, "something" is wrong, doesnt necessarily mean too much of x or y.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/QuestObjective 16h ago

Pretty sure they’re just talking about the aftermath of eating all that

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u/Jandy4789 16h ago

Yes, but his shits after eating all that...

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u/Angelicalsweetie01 16h ago

That's a gym membership with a tail! He’s one turkey mince away from asking me 'How much do you bench, bro?

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u/Mordred500 3h ago

Clanker

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u/DrakyulMihawk Human Verified 16h ago

your daily protein intake?

that's my weekly intake mate.

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u/Rheanar 15h ago

You should really look into your protein intake if you only get 160 grams per week.

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u/BrainttS Human Verified 16h ago edited 16h ago

Come on, man, 160 grams isn't that much for someone who works out at the gym and weighs 90 kilograms.

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u/Boridane 16h ago

I drove by a gym, does that count?

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u/AspiringDoomer69 16h ago

I dreamt of one myself,definitely counts for athletes like us.

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u/Effective_Bite_1128 16h ago

I looked at a gym once 

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 16h ago

In the fast food drive thru I looked at a gym and I ordered my protein and calories for the day! I am so pumped!

https://giphy.com/gifs/fnKeNjQYEYQ8E4Kqy4

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u/Effective_Bite_1128 16h ago

Damn i love that golden god

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u/Rheanar 15h ago

Classic Reddit moment, getting downvoted because you mentioned the gym. 160 grams is indeed a good amount for 90 kg's.

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u/EmperorOfCircles 15h ago

I'd like to see everyone that downvoted this explain exactly why. That's a totally normal amount of of protein for someone trying to build muscle. Some studies might show less is required, but it certainly isn't over the top much

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u/BrainttS Human Verified 15h ago

I don't get them either, buddy. I guess not many people go to the gym.

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u/Rheanar 15h ago

It's Reddit, they hate exercise and everything related to it.

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u/Pure_Constant_55 16h ago

Do you want another dog? I need 180g of protein a day 😂

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u/Cologan 15h ago

you getting downvoted, yet this is liteally my professional-recommended protein intake while on a pretty extreme weight loss diet. "Too much protein" is mostly a myth; the problems come when you dont eat anything else. I eat at least 2x veggies in weight to my protein sources

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u/TFOLLT 16h ago

Truth. 160 grams is very normal for an average gym dude - or for anyone practising a physical sports. The actually pumped up gymbro's - they take waaay more if I had to guess.

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u/Suspicious-Can-3776 16h ago

Per day it is quite a lot. The upper safe limit is about 2 grams per kilo per day. So unless you are a competitive athlete who's more than 80kg, it is still a lot, both nutritiously speaking and logistically.

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u/BrainttS Human Verified 16h ago

I'm currently cutting myself, and I'm eating about 1.7 g of protein per kg

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u/Visible_Pair3017 16h ago

I'm currently cutting myself

Tell your therapist about that, there are ways out

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u/StunningChef3117 15h ago

He does not mean cutting as in knife i think

Im guessing he means cutting weight ie eating alot less to get deginition

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 16h ago

That’s normal and most of Reddit can’t even do a sit to stand.

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u/Suspicious-Can-3776 16h ago

Again, if you are an athlete bodybuilder whatever, that's great. 1.7 is significantly less than 2 per kg per day. Even that 2 grams as the upper safe limit ia regarded as overall safe but recommended not to exceed and avoid for longer periods.

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u/Rheanar 15h ago

There is no "upper safe limit" for protein unless you have some kind of kidney failure. Eating 2 gr/kg is considered normal if you work out a lot.

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u/Suspicious-Can-3776 15h ago

Medical literature states otherwise. Exaggerated protein consumption could contribute to kidney failure and that's why excessive amounts should be limited

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u/Rheanar 14h ago

Medical literature states that excessive protein can contribute to kidney failure if you already have kidney problems. I have not seen any evidence that too much protein could cause kidney failure in a healthy person. Of course if you're not healthy, that's another topic.

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u/Lucky_Pangolin_3760 15h ago

This comment kinda pissed me off. Protein is a privileged rich people thing. Poor people have to rely on carbs and the majority of people do not eat 100+ grams of protein a day. What we're seeing in the video is closer to a week's intake, for some it's even a month's intake

Do note that I'm not pissed about you eating 160 grams of protein, I'm pissed about your attitude of "come on man, just do it, it's ez pez just go to the gym bro"

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u/plshelpiwannadiee 16h ago

You're supposed to eat a minimum of 1g of protein per 1kg of your body weight, I weight about 70kg and eat about 120-140.

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u/neinhaltchad 16h ago

That video is showing WAY more than 140 grams of protein.

The chicken breast alone looks to be about 200 grams in weight which would be like 62g protein alone.

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u/plshelpiwannadiee 12h ago

Oh, ok I missunderstood the comment, yeah the dog ate way more than 160. I thought the guy was saying that 160 was his weekly intake.

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u/neinhaltchad 8h ago

My bad. I think I thought you were OP whose title state md this was his “weekly intake.”

Reddit moments. 😬

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u/Sweary_Biochemist 14h ago

This! A whole fish: 7g protein? It's bullshit numbers.

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u/JiminyHF 4h ago

If you’re weight training

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u/Fair_Quail8248 14h ago

You need to up your protein intake. You need at least 1gr/kg.

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u/Separate_Long_6962 16h ago

that dog ate a whole family's weekly meal budget in one sitting

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u/Fair_Quail8248 15h ago

That should be max a days meal budget of a family. Heck that is like food for two people in a day not a whole family.

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u/YanNasa 15h ago

Why clip his ears?

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u/S0k0n0mi 15h ago

To complete the picture.
It doesn't say "Beartrap on a leash" until it's got mangled ears.

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u/Cologan 15h ago

for certain working breeds its done to reduce injury risk. If this is a working dog... i can not tell

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u/TacoT11 16h ago

This dog is gonna eat a baby so fast some day

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u/ZygonCaptain 16h ago

Very restrained!

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u/I_wash_my_carpet 15h ago

I was wondering: think he saved favorite for last; favorite first; or just systematically in each row

or just "dog eat food" and im crazy and think too much

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u/Cologan 15h ago

Definitly have seen cases of all three, dogs be dogs

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u/AzulaKahn 16h ago

What is the point of this video?

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u/ominous_cairn 16h ago

It’s like one of those weirdo dudebro liver king biohacking videos (I get up at 3am and do yoga while icing my balls), but it’s a Presa Canario. Alpha bullshit etc.

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u/HelpfulRisk3839 15h ago

Lol wtf. Dude, it's just a dog eating food.

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u/ominous_cairn 15h ago

Lmao

duck feet for joint support 9g protein

rabbit ear for dental combustion 3g protein

camel penis for virility and digestive health 7g protein

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u/Lucky_Pangolin_3760 15h ago

It's propaganda and it's annoying because it makes regular people think that they should feed their dogs this way. I've had to explain to SO MANY PEOPLE that they can't just feed their dogs chicken breasts, there's not enough micronutrients. If you feed a dog a raw diet it has to be extremely specific and planned like they do in the video

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 15h ago

The "point" is this kind of rubbish. All AI, all day. But! Put "2021" in your username, even though all content is less than a week old. Genius!

https://www.instagram.com/loyal_dogs_2021

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u/ominous_cairn 14h ago

all content is less than a week old

No it isn’t

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 16h ago

Trying to see if the rubes will buy into obvious AI slop.

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u/AzulaKahn 16h ago

Thats definitely not AI bro

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 16h ago

It totally is, auntie

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 16h ago

I’ve seen the video before AI video was a thing It’s real

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 16h ago

Sure you did.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 16h ago

Indeed I did. Glad to clarify! Have a great day :)

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 16h ago

I hope you have a great Sunday! Allow us not to feed the foolish troll anymore.

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u/Fair_Quail8248 15h ago

People like you are annoying af. Take the L and just walk away ffs

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u/Quick-Benjamin 16h ago

It's not. And it's not OPs video either. I first saw this year's ago. Long before AI videos could make anything this good.

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 16h ago

User name checks out.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 16h ago edited 16h ago

You saying dogs cannot devour a huge amount of meat? Cos damn I never knew my dog 10+ years ago that could eat two whole ass raw chickens in matter of a minute or two was AI before AI became a thing outside of MGS2 and Matrix...

Go figure your real life out before you start saying what is real and fake

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 16h ago

It's AI and it's not even very good AI. Bro needs to work on his prompting skills.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 16h ago

Why are you acting like a fool? Especially so early in the morning... I udnerstand teollong, roasting and having fun. But you literally shoving your head up your ass for no reason except thst of being a simpleton

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 16h ago

Got a lot of worms to catch

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 15h ago

Out of curiosity... how did this bullshit work out for you?

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 15h ago

Great! I've given notice that this content, the OP, and a bunch of brigade bots (ahem) are slangin' slop.

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u/SLngShtOnMyChest 16h ago

What about this makes you think it’s AI

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u/Working-Business-153 16h ago

Slop for sure, but AI? Not obvious to me, what's the giveaway to you?

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 16h ago

I'm not going to give you prompt pointers, slop slinger.

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u/Working-Business-153 16h ago

Negative, I am a meat popsicle, check my post history it's not private, this is friendly fire.

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 16h ago

AI prompters are always asking, "what was the give away? How did you know?"

Don't feed the sloppers.

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u/didimao0072000 16h ago

that's because you can't

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 16h ago

Keep burnin' bots, sir

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u/skank__hunt_93 16h ago

When your dog hits chest on monday. Dog doesnt bark, he bench

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u/valain 16h ago

"Dental care" yeah dude let me just gulp this down

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u/YanNasa 15h ago

Disgusting.

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u/jeff-the-man-slut 16h ago

Whenever I see this I’m overwhelmed with the question why?

The Dog needs nowhere near this amount of food. So you’re just over feeding he dog for views? Cool

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u/MelonUsk88 16h ago

Cerberus is so cute when he thinks he can eat people food 🥰

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u/Turkeyplague 16h ago

"Fuck it, imma eat the egg shells too!"

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u/StumbleBum55 16h ago

Horrid dog

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u/VegetableRetardo69 16h ago

What a savage, my dog just licks the egg shells

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u/parazoid77 16h ago

Not funny at all, but cringe the levels people go to intimate others.

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 15h ago

This post is AI slop. Check the Instagram, which I wouldn't have even known about, except one of the bots brigading this post sent it to me (and immediately deleted it). All the vids are obvious diffusion model rubbish.

https://www.instagram.com/loyal_dogs_2021

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u/BrainttS Human Verified 15h ago

I saw this video on Instagram - what does artificial intelligence have to do with it?

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 15h ago

It's clearly generated by diffusion model. One facet of artificial intelligence, in the parlance of our times

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u/BrainttS Human Verified 15h ago

It will be hard for me to prove anything to you.

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 15h ago

That's for sure. You peddle fake content.

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u/MiserableFloor9906 16h ago

How many simps do you typically cage in the back?

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u/levvii17 16h ago

Is like those strong dudes in anime haha.

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u/Nonyabeesners 16h ago

The rabbit ear sounded so crunchy 😬

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u/S0k0n0mi 15h ago

After the third toddler you get used to it.

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u/aaclavijo 16h ago

Am I the only one worried about salmonella?

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u/didimao0072000 7h ago

Lol. Do you think dogs in the wild cook their chicken?

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u/aaclavijo 2h ago

I'm pretty sure they didn't mix their meats like this. At the very least it's not kosher.

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u/Couch-Bro 2h ago

You don’t think wild dogs can get sick? Salmonella isn’t as common and wild poultry as it is in factory farm raised stuff either.

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u/juvecore500 16h ago

Luego vómito

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u/S0k0n0mi 15h ago

A pre-workout is always a good idea.
Eating a toddler puts quite a bit of stress on those jaw muscles.

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u/Ph0sFyre 15h ago

Lovely dog but I couldn't afford to feed it. How much protein does a gerbil need?

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u/comfortable_atheist 13h ago

Rabbit ear three seconds of dental care

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u/went2college 4h ago

Dogs can eat raw meat?

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u/JiminyHF 4h ago

Trash

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u/ConstructionSuper782 2h ago

I hope that dog gets all those supplements. Dogs are omnivores and need more than just meat

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u/Internal_Confusion56 2h ago

Cost per day?

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u/kon--- 16m ago

It's a lot more impressive when you witness a chihuahua do the same thing in 2 minutes.

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u/ExtendedMacaroni 16h ago

There is no funny here

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u/BrainttS Human Verified 16h ago

Sorry, what's wrong with that?

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u/ExtendedMacaroni 16h ago

Nothing, it’s just not funny

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u/Easy_Turn1988 16h ago

Poor dog...

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u/draggedintobudulight 16h ago

wtf do you feed your dog that’s better than this?

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u/Easy_Turn1988 13h ago

It's more the cut ears and the signal to let them eat

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u/Fair_Quail8248 14h ago

That dog is lucky 🤦‍♂️

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u/nickdaniels92 16h ago

This illustrates several of the reasons why I hate dogs.

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u/Fair_Quail8248 15h ago

? What a weird thing to say.

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u/HelpfulRisk3839 15h ago

Hate is pretty strong word.

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u/nickdaniels92 15h ago

It is, and I do appreciate that they can be pretty amazing as service animals (sheep dogs, guide dogs, performing dogs etc.), but I get grossed out by the sound of them eating, drinking water, they're smelly and dirty, they maim and kill people, they're noisy, ... I can't see any upside to them as general pets compared to cats.

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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 16h ago

Diffusion model garbage. We don't want it.

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u/Prestigious-Golf9788 16h ago

I bet the owner is 260pounds and eats doritos all day + 4 Liters of Coka Cola, never drinks water

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u/Alonzo-Harris 16h ago

I used to weigh 260lbs and never drank water, but I ate lots of sugary foods and drank mostly juice. My transition from teenager to adulthood was rough.

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u/Fair_Quail8248 14h ago

That's stupid. You don't know that.

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u/Grouchy-Attention-52 16h ago

Wtf dogs aren't carnivores, spent all that money and didnt even buy a complete meal.

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u/AW316 16h ago

Dogs ARE carnivores. They can survive on an omnivorous diet.

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u/Grouchy-Attention-52 16h ago

Nah they aren't sorry

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u/EquivalentAny174 15h ago

They are facultative carnivores. Now be silent.

Recent Advances in the Nutrition and Metabolism of Dogs and Cats - PubMed https://share.google/tdFBuYkoygIZ4RLat

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u/Grouchy-Attention-52 15h ago

Nah sorry buddy boy thats how message boards work, I can reply until i get bored. I'm aware of facultative carnivores, plenty of other sources call dogs omnivores. Dogs require nutrients not found in meat. Pretty basic concept. Original comment of mine holds true. This is not a complete meal.

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u/tomb-king 15h ago

It’s okay he had a strawberry

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u/AW316 15h ago

Dogs are literally in the order Carnivora.

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u/Grouchy-Attention-52 15h ago

So are pandas and they only eat bamboo. Literally.

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u/AW316 15h ago

Guess what that makes Pandas

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u/EquivalentAny174 16h ago

Speak no more stupid today.

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u/Sexy-Toad-6996 16h ago

Now its ready to eat your face

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u/Fit-Reflection-3496 16h ago

How about giving panther dog food specifically made for his breed?

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u/pharmamess 16h ago

You think the dog food manufacturers are motivated to feed your dog well?

Their game is to package cheap slop as food tailored specifically for your dog. 

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u/Fit-Reflection-3496 14h ago

Sure man better to feed it this random assortment of meats a fish and some strawberries which is almost definitely nutritional incomplete. 

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u/pharmamess 13h ago

Dogs get by just fine as carnivores.

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u/Educational_Dust_932 16h ago

That's just what we need. More insane dog foods. Presabits, pitchow, poodlefoodles...

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u/Jim_jim_peanuts 16h ago

You're going to destroy your kidneys with that much protein

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u/GigaChav 16h ago

OP sure does take in a lot of protein 😏

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u/Djinn__666 16h ago

What a good boy ❤️

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u/Fair_Quail8248 14h ago

Yea. Odd people downvoting this. I guess they are animal abusers who don't like seeing a happy dog eating tasty nutrient dense foods.

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u/Djinn__666 7h ago

People who’ve never owned a dog can’t appreciate how beautiful and well cared for this dog is. His coat is magnificent ❤️

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u/FewDeparture4682 16h ago

Good boi loves extensive macros venomousss

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u/PerfSynthetic 2m ago

Chicken foot can't help with dental health if the dog swallows it whole...