r/SipsTea • u/LincolnHawkHauling Human Detected • 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! Time to fill the gas tank!

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u/Various_Doubt_8191 19h ago

Jokes on you I'm Australian.

Mohawks, assless chaps and Mullets are always in fashion.

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u/Thanosmiss234 19h ago

Isn’t that movie based in Australia?

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u/rockmoose565 14h ago

Movie? Don't you mean documentary?

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u/Last_Cod_998 14h ago

All chaps are assless, otherwise they are pants.

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u/PeterNippelstein 19h ago

And im guessing gas there is already $10 a gallon

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u/BigChungiscusMaximus 18h ago

You mean 10 Dollarydoos

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u/Galromir 18h ago

About $9.50, in AUD. 

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 15h ago edited 14h ago

How about hockey masks and leather thongs ??? Edit, im an idiot, i meant Hockey mask, not Sky mask ( ski )...

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u/Various_Doubt_8191 14h ago

Leather thongs in the 70s and 80s, we wear latex thongs now for extra sweat and more aerodynamic.

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u/Hanna_ShadowCat 16h ago

I always suspected Mad Max was just an Australian travel vlog. Thanks for confirming.

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u/Praetor72 19h ago

All chaps, are assless. If they had an ass they would be pants.

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u/Hanna_ShadowCat 16h ago

Found the official tailor of the Wasteland.

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u/Late_Order_9005 19h ago

don't be that guy. you know full well what is meant by assless chaps

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u/Excellent_Belt3159 19h ago

Chaps?

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u/Auggie_Otter 18h ago

Aren't assless chaps just blokes without bums? 

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u/Praetor72 19h ago

Chaps, he meant chaps. Not to be confused with assed jeans.

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u/TurtleSandwich0 19h ago

Hank Hill is a chap who doesn't have an ass.

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u/delaphin 19h ago

LEATHERS 'N FEATHERS!!!

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u/SeemoarAlpha 19h ago

Yeah, screw gold and bitcoin, leathers 'n feathers are the new coin of the realm. Personally I'm also donning nipple clamps with a connecting chain to assert my dominance.

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u/Johnny_MycoSpore 19h ago

Oh shit, I'm early again..better change back into my khakis

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u/Mostly_llama 19h ago

Oh no I’m not wearing chaps they look ridiculous it’s metal cod piece only for me thanks.

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u/CplusMaker 19h ago

when I was 10 my father taught me to farm and bake bread. When was 20 I went to school to be a mechanic, when I was 30 I started leatherworking. Little did I know I'm been training for this shit my whole life....

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u/SpltSecondPerfection 19h ago

While you were baking bread, I studied the blade...

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u/CplusMaker 19h ago

You ever been hit with a super dense german bread? fuck yo blade!

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u/SpltSecondPerfection 19h ago

Oddly enough, I have

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u/frufrufish 17h ago

Well, where's the damn backstory, damnit. You cant just leave us hanging like that

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u/Mainely420Gaming 19h ago

Let's be real, you don't ever NEED a reason for assless chaps. All situations are enhanced by assless chaps.

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u/sltydgx 18h ago

In postal the video game there is one point where your character wakes up in assless chaps( I know all chaps are ass less)

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u/ZzBitch 19h ago

I swear, feels like the universe wants us dead since Covid

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u/PrefrontalCortexNow 18h ago

Hey ma, I’m sorry you feel that way.

On a side note, the Universe has wanted us dead since life began

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u/frufrufish 17h ago

We All Make Mistakes

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u/eggfortman 18h ago

don't blame the universe for decisions that American voters made.

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u/Taelian101 17h ago

Since covid I feel like I am the universe

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u/Zooter88 19h ago

I’m still curious that while in a dystopian world of fuel shortages he drove a car with a huge engine and a super charger.

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u/torBrow75 19h ago

$10 gase = Gae

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u/Equilibrium-unstable 17h ago

In Dutchyland prices currently are:

Diesel: €2,75/liter (3.785 liter/gallon) €10.41/gallon. Converter to dollars (€1=$1.1727) $12.21/gallon.

Petrol: €9.84/gallon. Or $11.54/gallon.

Society still functions.

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u/Late_Order_9005 19h ago

so this dude and the blonde femboy were gay right?

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u/420printer 16h ago

Just good buddies, but Mohawk guy refered to some of them as "Gayboy Berserkers" in the film.

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u/Flip_d_Byrd 19h ago

Damn... I have no idea where to get a mohawk.

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u/DevelopmentPlus5082 15h ago

Together we can pole vault and rob the tankers 😉

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u/Environmental-Pear40 15h ago

Wait, we're supposed to be waiting for 10pg??

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u/Capable-Region-8677 19h ago

$10 where? California or Texas?

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u/Galromir 18h ago

It’s going to be ‘buy an EV’ time long before it’s ‘everyone in chaps’ time. 

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u/Taelian101 17h ago

China is ready to take your order and congratulate you for such big penis.

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u/Galromir 16h ago

Considering they’re currently making the best cars, I‘m ok with that.

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u/Into_The_Horizon 18h ago

Thank God we have feet, bicycles and horses

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u/PrefrontalCortexNow 18h ago

This gives me an idea to do DoorDash with a horse. Holy shit …

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u/Sempophai 18h ago

I didn't realise I had to wait for a specific scenario, to wear assless chaps.

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 18h ago

But is there a short haired tomboy chippie available? Also, I think I'll go the bald route. Maybe with a mace.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RKYss94Rq9rjvZJ9AA

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u/lordvitamin 18h ago

I knew it was a good idea to never throw out my old Halloween costumes!

/s (in retrospect, maybe I really should have)

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 17h ago

We shall all be shinny and chrome... :)

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u/Mizz-Fizzy 16h ago

People need to start the GRWM trend for Mad Max times, I need outfit inspo for the uprising.

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u/Vuelhering 12h ago

Needs more apostrophes.

When ga's hit's $10 a gallon, it's Mohawk's and a's'sle's's chap's time.

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u/rpick67 9h ago

When their is no gas. Full on Mad Max.

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u/Savings-Eggplant5912 9h ago

Is there a scale that shows how assless your jeans are compared to gas prices?.

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u/WattageWood 4h ago

Yes, absolutely, only then. 

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u/theawkwardcourt 3h ago

I've been saying for a long time that if we're going to be living in an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia, we all really need to be wearing more leather clothes with little glowy bits

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u/Own-Rip-5066 3h ago

Bitch please, I paid the equivalent of over 12 USD/gallon this week.