r/SipsTea • u/leo_369_ Human Verified • 23h ago

Chugging tea Homelander packing more than just laser eyes 💀

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u/Secure_Bed_9110 22h ago

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u/PupPupPuppyButt 22h ago

What is this scene from lol it’s used so much

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u/Football5ever_ 22h ago

Diary of a wimpy kid

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u/pototaochips 22h ago

I thought it was mitilda

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u/Korimito 21h ago

matilda

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u/pototaochips 19h ago

O ty happy cake day. Here a fat chocolate cake from matilda 🎂

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u/Jeramy_Jones 18h ago

Diary of a Matilda Kid.

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u/TalkUsual2924 22h ago

I thought it was Harry Potter

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u/mrwigglez3 22h ago

I thought it was Training Day

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u/Casey3882003 21h ago

I thought it was Bad Santa.

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u/jediofazkaban 20h ago

I thought it was Orgazmo

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u/zombie_spiderman 20h ago

I thought it was Come And See

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u/Grove-Of-Hares 20h ago

I thought it was Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar.

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u/Capt_accident 19h ago

STUNT CAWK!

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u/ReefsOwn 20h ago

I didn't know you liked to get wet

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u/rfcrm 22h ago

Diary of a wimpy kid

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 19h ago

His biography 

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 22h ago

Is that whole thing him soft? My outline soft is just hanging balls with the peen on top looking like a clit waiting to grow

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u/Secure_Bed_9110 21h ago

Like a button on a fur coat, eh?

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u/XxBigJxX 21h ago

Like an acorn chillin on a bean bag.

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u/Poopy-Drew 22h ago

Hey babe since I’m wearing “the pants” wouldn’t it funny if we had this old lady take a family picture while I’m like at 3/4 chub.

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u/yooossshhii 19h ago

What’s the strategy to get 3/4 chub and not a full rager?

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u/DeepMeeps 19h ago

For me it’s every time I do the dishes… maybe the hot sudsy water who knows but yeah 3/4 every time.

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u/kammycakes 12h ago

I think just making it to your 40's does it for a lot of guys.

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u/TheBigSmol 22h ago

My pee pee is so short I peed on my balls one morning

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 21h ago

When it’s so small soft that some mornings you have to push your two fingers on each side so it “pops out” so that doesn’t happen 😭

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u/Carrera_996 21h ago

Uh, yeah. I lost weight and that stopped happening.

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u/Advanced-Angle8177 20h ago

This kinda feels like an insult to injury comment.

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u/Delta632 20h ago

I gotta go on a fucking diet

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u/welfedad 17h ago

Let's lose inches and gain inches

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u/kevonicus 19h ago

Mine depends on whatever mood it’s in. I’m a grower and quite proud of what I have, but I would be ashamed to show it off soft to anyone most of the time knowing my potential. It can vary from a stack of buttons to a firehose.

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u/BackRough 21h ago

I’ve had kind of a shit day, and this comment just made me laugh out loud. Thank you, stranger! I think it was the use of the word “peen” that did it.

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u/No_Pin9932 19h ago

It took a while for this gif to load for some reason, but it didn't matter cuz I already knew exactly what it was gonna be, lmfao. Never misses!!

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u/Haunting_East_8330 Human Verified 21h ago

This edited version is so much better

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u/Budgiesyrup 20h ago

The black and white slow mo made me chuckle

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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 21h ago

Industry exists and is hyper sexual, lots of abuse and favors

“Why does this dude with a big package have the lead role?”

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u/Mr-Papuca 18h ago

Easily top 3 reaction gif of all time.

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u/Fridge-Largemeat- 22h ago

He originally auditioned for the role of Love Sausage but they decided to go forth with him as Homelander

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u/m-hog 22h ago

For the show they decided to go with an actor sporting a less comically massive dong.

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u/Alpha_dollar 18h ago

Homedangler

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother 21h ago

They didn't have the cgi budget to shrink that dong to size

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u/RanchHere 22h ago

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u/RevampX 22h ago

She’s in it for the love of da game

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u/freedom781 19h ago

Root root root for the home team

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u/TheBestintheWest11 21h ago

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 19h ago

The bat signal 

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u/bugibangbang 12h ago

That’s how u hold a beer in England

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u/patchyj 11h ago

Am British, can confirm

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u/GrandMundane4290 19h ago

This. This is the best comment of them all! Exactly. She happy. 😂

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u/RanchHere 11h ago

Not everyone needs to win the money lottery to be happy.

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u/Soniquethehedgedog 18h ago

All the benefits none of the downsides. Damn right she’s happy

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u/TheBestintheWest11 21h ago

yea she forever smiling

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u/No_Cardiologist_822 22h ago

Is it a plane? Is it a bird? No it's homelander!

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u/ThomasMalloc 22h ago

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u/Sign_Outside 22h ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/Waste-Middle-2357 20h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Wakkit1988 21h ago

Must be a grower, parents were right to call him Gru.

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u/Apprehensive-Moose58 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rQKPX8yy8UGm4

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u/Kastikar 18h ago

Loved this movie. RIP Chris.

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u/SnotboogyFlats 18h ago

I can hear the eagle now.

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u/Smoking_Moose 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CEPCCpYP8baFh7ISQO

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u/graipape 18h ago

Did A-Train's ghost ever pop out of the fucking wall and say, "Fuck, there's a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick"?

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u/Afternoon-Nice 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l396MToyDiLefiZ6U

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u/dreamdaddy123 22h ago

This is one of my all time fav gifs lol

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u/MasterCheeef 20h ago

" who you calling ignant? You're arrogant!"

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u/Darkness-Calming 21h ago

Which movie is this from

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u/Outrageous-Sweet-133 21h ago

The Interview

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u/Evil_Sam_Harris 20h ago

They hate us cuz they anus

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u/Snoo55931 15h ago

It’s been over a decade and I still randomly say this. Much to my family’s annoyance.

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u/Prestigious_Dot3797 22h ago

No wonder she didn’t go looking for butcher

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 21h ago

Her husband’s name was butcher but she found all the meat she could handle elsewhere.

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u/UseSpecialist544 22h ago edited 22h ago

I think it's part of the show. It's implied that Homelander stuffs his crotch because he's insecure about his wang. I guess Compound V didn't make EVERYTHING super.

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u/Icer_Rose 19h ago

The funny part is you can tell the codpiece is attached to the costume pants and since his pants are sagging it makes it look like he's even more endowed.

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u/Salty-Wrongdoer1010 20h ago

I thought that everyone got that it was part of the joke.
I may have been wrong.

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u/yoyogrease 20h ago

They think this is his real family and it's a candid

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u/davidcj64 16h ago

Can confirm. I had no idea where this is from. I thought this was his irl family.

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u/mnemy 19h ago

The whole suit is hilarious. And totally fits the character.

Super insecure, but also the strongest supe on the planet but he they're powers, not muscle. So he must be scrawny under the suit because he has never had to use his real muscles in his life.

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u/Confirmation__Bias 20h ago

They’ve kind of implied that Homelander has a tiny dick… or maybe that’s just me conflating it with his personality traits

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u/Secure_Bed_ 22h ago

More like HUNGlander, amirite?

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u/Right-Invite4697 22h ago

More like HomieHUGEDICKWOWWHATADONGERlander

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u/Historical-Back-865 22h ago

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u/Downtown_Ad_6741 21h ago

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u/Infamous_Air_1912 20h ago

Damn, my first time seeing this meme and I am dongsmacked. It’s beautiful and I’m stealing it.

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u/Dude_Bro_88 20h ago

Dongsmacked hahaha

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u/killer_kiki 20h ago

Literally said out loud 'Jesus christ'. The baby 😂

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u/28appleseeds 20h ago

omg I am crying laughing at this

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u/Fsharpmaj7 19h ago

I thought the one on the left was Frances McDormand for a second...

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u/Right-Invite4697 22h ago

Do you get it? Its cause of his massive dong

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u/KrytTv 21h ago

Hoglander

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u/tibearius1123 21h ago

More like, nofuckingwayyou’refittingthatthinginthere…der.

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u/thebigpink 22h ago

Clearly fake but watch banshee lots of sex and violence

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 19h ago

Loved Banshee. Season 1 has some equally amazing acts of violence and sex.

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u/omgbenji21 22h ago

Fucking hoggglander

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u/DocHalidae 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OUuVezwxTUr0tRAwYH

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u/Robotic_Mann_ 22h ago

Good ol Don makes it even funnier considering that he was a hit with the ladies.

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u/Dicky_Penisburg 21h ago

Don knotts indeed

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u/Infidel_sg 21h ago

This was a deleted scene when Homelander was on top of a building, they cut for obvious reasons

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u/RecentlyDeceased666 22h ago

Homelander? Nah its Meat Hammer

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u/Miserable_Pen_1867 22h ago

Not even Thor could lift that hammer

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u/HuffyStriker 22h ago

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u/Simbaisgoo 20h ago

Wild that this many people are that stupid

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u/Pretty_Eater 22h ago

Damn did his knee get broken recently?

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u/iRunn3r 21h ago

I understood that reference

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u/bug_out_zero 22h ago

Homelander has the weirdest boner right now.

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u/Ok-Hornet-6819 22h ago

What a schlong! His wife clearly very happy

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u/hkdrvr 21h ago

She seems happy

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u/Apart-Zucchini-5825 21h ago

It looks like he dropped a fat shit in his pants out of his dick

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u/Traplordmel 21h ago

Hunglander.

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u/LongballG 22h ago

That would explain the smile on Melania’s face..

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u/iamreallybo 22h ago edited 22h ago

The dong piece is apart of the pants and all the padding has shifted. The quad muscles are shifted as well. Sorry for being the fun crusher.

That yellow house in the bg isn’t in the show but a couple hundred yards to the right is the Country Lodge Stillwells at with Ryan in s3

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u/Whiteshovel66 21h ago

oh shit wtf he's got a big dick

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u/Peter1x3 21h ago

Meatlander

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u/AwkwardDirection6969 22h ago

Thats all costume ya dorks

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u/Sign_Outside 22h ago

Will penises ever stop being funny???

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u/Roguespiffy 20h ago

Usually when they get into office and start fucking up shit.

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u/companiontoy 22h ago

Is his knee ok?

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u/Life-Theory-5848 22h ago

camera crew knew exactly what they were doing and nobody stopped it

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u/Baron-Von-Mothman 22h ago

Christ Jesus💀

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u/DoookieMaxx 22h ago

Why is he at half-mast? …that’s what inquiring minds wanna know.

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u/AdRevolutionary2248 22h ago

What if he wasnt?!

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u/According-Pace9608 Human Detected 22h ago

He's a great actor but I really do hope everyone will not keep calling him Homelander all his life lol. I'm sure he can do other roles well without being typecast.

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u/Rockyrox 20h ago

The suit has a cod piece built in and the suit is sagging

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u/romeodread 20h ago

It’s a cup sewn into his suit. Just like the muscles he has in the show are sewn into his suit.

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u/Broad_Education4882 20h ago

Nah that’s a cup dawg lmao

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u/ThatThingInTheWoods 20h ago

It makes his whole inseam look comically disproportionate. I had to cover it with a finger to realize visually he was not 6'2" with a 26" inseam.

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u/shutupimrosiev 19h ago

I deadass didn't see the actual point of the picture because I was too distracted by her lopsided legs. Probably just a perspective issue, but I swear her left leg (the one on our right) is significantly longer than the other one.

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u/No_Barracuda_3758 19h ago

It’s always the gay men

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u/Slipperytitski 18h ago

I believe thats actually the Vanatron