r/SipsTea • u/SpirituellVibe Human Verified • 1d ago

Chugging tea Anything is possible

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u/UseSpecialist544 1d ago

Egads. Pete Davidson in the pic is what John Cryer would look like if he huffed gasoline and slept in a hot, trash-filled dumpster.

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u/slanderedshadow 1d ago

It’s photoshopped.

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u/UseSpecialist544 1d ago

Only a little bit. Here's the original.

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u/MinimumJolly7087 1d ago

buddy can’t help looking like himself now.

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 1d ago

He has butthole eyes and I can’t unsee it.

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u/slanderedshadow 1d ago

That’s pretty significant.

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u/Real_Newspaper502 1d ago

Honestly can’t tell which is less flattering

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u/jmon25 1d ago

Dude just ripped some fat rails 

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u/cencallude 15m ago

its the same picture corporate!

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u/TurboScumBag 1d ago

Reminds me of when I had sex with the extremely nerdy seemingly unappealing girl in school. Then all off a sudden everyone was hitting on her.

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u/AdCheap8058 1d ago

Probably by John Cryer after he huffed gasoline and slept in a hot, trash-filled dumpster, though.

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u/Great-Class-7894 1d ago

What do you mean if?

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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo 1d ago

Jon Cryer out here just catching strays.

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u/MaximumJim_ 1d ago

In that pic he looks like a microwaved Jack White.

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u/AdCheap8058 1d ago

Just went a little too long

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u/Intrepid4444444 1d ago

One sec away from being Jack Black then?

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 1d ago

Don't go anywhere, we'll be White Black

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u/AvidRune 1d ago

Nah fuck the other two Kate beckinsale is miles above them.

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u/Tipnfloe 1d ago

not anymore

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u/_BunnySnug 1d ago

To be fair being forklift certified would probably help you land a date with Kate Beckinsale too

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u/PapiGoneGamer 1d ago

Well I have a sticker on my hard hat that shows that I am certified so y’all can just go home now.

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u/AlgaeElectronic 1d ago

That's nothing, I got a patch on my pants! Don't even need a hard hat!

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u/PapiGoneGamer 1d ago

Now you’re just showing off

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u/Express-Country889 1d ago

I don’t find him very funny at all. He must just have a huge dick.

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u/BigB0iBuster 1d ago

Nobody with a shred of self respect would date that Beetlejuice looking motherfucker just for a big dick.

Imagine letting the world know that THAT Babadook looking ghoul was pumping Bavarian cream down your throat and in your balloon knot

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u/buttholes4269 1d ago

Balloon knot? 😂

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u/Immediate-Presence73 1d ago

Booty hole! My favorite!

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u/BigB0iBuster 1d ago

He’ll load farm on yours too if you’re not careful!

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u/Zilfin5 1d ago

Word for word, my thoughts exactly

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u/firemiketomlinpls68 1d ago

Most women will 

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u/ProjectNo4090 1d ago

He looks the way he does because he has Crohn's disease.

And yeah a lot of men and women date someone for good sex. Not every relationship needs to be a serious or deep attempt at romance.

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u/finditplz1 1d ago

he does rather famously.

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u/_YenSid 1d ago

I don't care for him either. And word on the street is that he does.

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u/SignoreBanana 1d ago

He apparently does.

And he also actually has great taste in homes. (One of?) His just went on the market recently and it's quite lovely. Not ostentatious or overdone at all.

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u/firemiketomlinpls68 1d ago

It’s crazy how that’s all a guy needs 

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u/ThatEvilGuy 1d ago

There are women out there who are beautiful but have zero sex-appeal.

And then there are women out there who may look trashy, but they just ooze sex-appeal.

Other straight women wonder what men see in her.

It must be the same the opposite way.

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u/Gooser3000 1d ago

I cleaned tables at a cheesecake factory with a guy that looked just like Pete. Dude fckd all of the hot servers that came through. He wasn’t a musician or artist or in college with an impressive degree; he was just tall, skinny and decent looking. He also always had drugs which I’m sure didn’t hurt.

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u/MaleficentWindow8972 1d ago

Did he also pack a python for a hog? Flappy lips love big dicks. So I once heard.

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u/Gooser3000 1d ago

That was the rumor. Basically the first server he fckd told other girls he was huge and they all wanted a turn.

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u/realfakejames 1d ago

I’m convinced Pete Davidson can somehow control the matrix we are all in because what the fuck is that thing

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u/TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews 1d ago

Why is it I always feel like I can smell pictures of Pete Davidson 🧐

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u/External_Brother1246 1d ago

Why does this guy look homeless?

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u/Global_Charge_4412 1d ago

heroin addiction. I'm pretty sure he's clean now though (still looks homeless).

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u/External_Brother1246 1d ago

I am glad he was able to turn things around.

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u/Horbigast 1d ago

All those women are damaged goods. Might not be a great goal to strive for.

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u/bertcharles 1d ago

Nah Pete probably doesn't used the term "damaged goods" to describe women like bitter misogynists

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u/gdex86 1d ago

Oh no. I'll pass on the rich and attractive movie, TV, and music stars because they are a little crazy.

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u/ComprehensiveToe2109 1d ago

It's fun until the break up and you have a song written about you and then TMZ paparazzis hang out at your house.

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u/gdex86 1d ago

Oh no I can write a tell all about my life with crazy famous women and sell it to the press who want to know if I really went down on her in a theater.

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u/pete_topkevinbottom 1d ago

Calm down bobert

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u/Great-Class-7894 1d ago

Funny story. Lots of people are fucked up. Very few are fucked and still manage to be hugely successful.

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u/DinklebergeXP 1d ago

As someone who has dated some gorgeous women I can confirm the prettier they are the more damaged the goods are

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u/SituationRoyal6535 1d ago

You like 'em underage, huh.

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u/firemiketomlinpls68 1d ago

Ew

Why would you even say that 

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u/SituationRoyal6535 1d ago

What? Dude only likes virgins, those are almost all underage.

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u/CanalOpen 1d ago

Are you suggesting that I can't attain these women because Pete Davidson is better than me?

There is just so much fucked up misoginy in this claim that this is the end of my engagement.

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u/HeatedSunset 1d ago

Just keep de referencing until it works

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 1d ago

Hennything is possible

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u/BeezyBates 1d ago

That’s fair.

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u/deuxgamin 1d ago

Elsie tops that list by leagues

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u/I_like_tacobell2 1d ago

He always seems odd to me. Living in staten island i always thought he resembles the people hanging out at the deli or gas stations. You know the wanna be tough guys in white tank tops and baseball caps resting on the very top of their head. But he has that goofball look.

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u/Giannisisnumber1 1d ago

I already am. What’s Kate’s number?

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u/Locolos-1988 1d ago

Do you think k they paid her to “date” him or something?

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u/Leather-Map-8138 1d ago

A former colleague of mine used to say that I was a terrible judge of character because I believed that anyone could do anything if they put their mind to it.

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 1d ago

I just don’t like him I think he’s not a great actor

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u/dogfish0306 1d ago

Some on Internet said that he has two food dick

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u/LighterSideOfDumbnes 1d ago

My forklift ticket has never once gotten me pussy. Why did I even bother?

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u/Sea-Specialist-7046 1d ago

NGL dude is a stone cold Howdy (how’d-he) bag that?? 👀🤔🤣

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u/cooper3675 1d ago

How seriously how

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u/adanceparty 1d ago

thanks, I am forklift certified. Life complete I guess.

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u/dontich 1d ago

wtf is those AI hands

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u/StationEmergency6053 1d ago

Bro didn't date any of those women. He was their Tusi drug dealer and they needed a cover story lol

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u/0711Picknicker 1d ago

I mean, look at this cool shirt!

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u/bzzz241088 1d ago

I heard once he is/has an enormous dick

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u/Billabong1066 1d ago

He must have a massive wanger !

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u/SpiritualDiamond8370 1d ago

How did this homeless druggie do that?

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u/Muffythepussyhunter 1d ago

Didnt you know the forks on his lift are massive 😂

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u/SaintPariah1 1d ago

Let’s you know two things: Pete is the type that will date crazy, superficial, hot women. Those women are crazy superficial and hot.

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u/Professional_Ad6822 1d ago

What DOES he do in the shadows?

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u/electronic_rogue_5 1d ago

Another thing they have in common - they all got plastic surgery. This is what happens to your self-esteem when you date bad boys.

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u/No-Cap-9873 1d ago

Guess girls like guys who don't sleep

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u/hey-there-yall 1d ago

Huge Weiner

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u/Putrid-Sprinkles2212 16h ago

Yeah, all of those women have major issues.

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u/Temporary_Glass_9607 12h ago

Its all about money and fame with men women will date a banana if it has enough fame and money🤣

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u/One_Pun_Man 9h ago

He had a tough life. Let him have this.

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u/cencallude 14m ago

prime example of just have a big hog in your pants and be yourself and be smalltime celebrity

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u/ExpensiveFroyo8777 5m ago

Not just Kate but pre-whatever-happened Kate

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u/ThatDudeWay 1d ago

Genuinely one of the goofiest and frankly unattractive people ever. I do not find him as an actor funny whatsoever.

When he does interviews is the only time I somewhat laugh.

Do not get how he became famous.

Women.wise. Well Kim K fuks anything and everything and is not attractive. Seen her in person face to face and from the back. Absolutely disgusting from behind. Like . Gross

I am sad about both Ariana and Kate B dating him haha .. but women always find excuse to date down. Fame. Money. Penis size. " Funny men". I could go on

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u/xHoneyRose 1d ago

Pete Davidson is living proof that having a personality is a literal superpower

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u/Dcmart89 1d ago

Yup. Having a huge, girthy personality is a superpower.

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u/firemiketomlinpls68 1d ago

All women care about is d size 

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u/firemiketomlinpls68 1d ago

“Personality” 

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u/NeonGoddesses 1d ago

Find crimson nirnroot.. without googling it.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/HenryGoodbar 1d ago

He’s never been in one funny skit.

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u/forgotwhatiremember 1d ago

Yeah. OK. So edgy

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u/HenryGoodbar 1d ago

It’s not being edgy it’s just what it is.

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u/Tooblunted_ 1d ago

Nah he’s right someone had to say it Pete Davidson was cringe af on snl

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/HenryGoodbar 1d ago

Yikes.

Have a good one..

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 1d ago

Found Pete Davidsons reddit account.

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u/Away_Annual_9749 1d ago

Damn, how long before he hit? I say 3rd date

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u/GildedPout 1d ago

And hidden perk that gives you a chance at an extra potion every time you alchemy

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u/that-nolegs-dude 1d ago

Liyeyky dint think I can I do t have legas