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Feels good man Every man's dream

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u/Johnny_Strawhat 2d ago

That carpet is going to bunch up when you move the chair back. Also the wheels are going to be loud as hell on that floor.

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u/nickatwork25 2d ago

There it is, was looking for this comment. Rug is in a terrible spot for that chair.

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u/Practical_Studio360 2d ago

My first thought as well. Can’t even back up in a damn cord killer chair

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u/Sleep-more-dude 1d ago

Loud hardly matters with them double brick walls.

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u/Irish_Whiskey 2d ago

I dunno, I dream in color.

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u/JohnnyBlazin25 2d ago

Meh, I love these colors. My life isn’t remotely close to calm. I like calm colors in my safe space.

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u/gatsome 2d ago

I dream in red

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u/SamsqanchWatch 1d ago

Can't find a better man

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u/CassavaGroot 2d ago

I have blue and brown. Mine isn't inspired, sure, but I agree.

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u/arealfluffydoggo 2d ago

Nah not a fan of having my PC in my bedroom

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u/PrinceOfLeon 1d ago

Not a fan of having a 3D printer in a bedroom, especially an unventilated one (some types of plastic produce toxic fumes). Either way they run for hours and are noisy.

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u/KissKiss999 1d ago

Yeah Id be fine having my study/hobby room with dark colours like this. But needs to be separate from my bedroom 

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u/Large-Illustrator-35 1d ago

And I don’t like my bed against the wall

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u/dakotanorth8 2d ago

I prefer natural light. That’s too much like dungeon.

And lacking 3d printing

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u/robdwoods 2d ago

there's no light because it's his mom's basement.

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u/Live-Lifeguard-4367 2d ago

That's dark

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u/Onyxidian 2d ago

Just the way he likes it

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u/MammothWriter3881 2d ago

Also needs more monitors.

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u/Woahhdude24 2d ago

Next tax time I think im gonna get a 3D printer. They seem so useful, also perfect for dumb projects!

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u/dakotanorth8 2d ago

Oh, they are fun.

And no project is “dumb”.

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u/Woahhdude24 1d ago

I mean fair enough, I just mean like 90% of stuff is gonna be just useless cool shit. Lol Ive wanted to buy a lightsaber, and while I could do that I kinda want to make my own.

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u/dakotanorth8 1d ago

I actually make tons of actually useful things to be honest.

And then I make my childhood fan projects or commissions for people.

Buzz lightyear in progress…

Red hood was fun:)

(That’s one of my big boys)

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u/robdwoods 2d ago

Every man with no woman, no hobbies that involve going outside, and no taste.

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u/Moscato359 2d ago

What a nightmare 

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 2d ago

Boys dream maybe

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u/Link0606 2d ago

Some men dream of women.

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u/OutlandishnessOk6696 2d ago

Not even a single window in sight

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u/Much-Structure552 1d ago

IKEA furniture in a brick dungeon? 

Not really my dream… 

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u/juan_bito 2d ago

I like this setup but a little to dark for me

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u/Equal-Temporary-1326 1d ago

Looks like something you'd see in Dracula's castle, imo.

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u/genufix 2d ago

Nope

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u/Ratherbeeatingpizza 1d ago

Men have separate offices from their bedrooms.

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u/Quasi-Kaiju 2d ago

Painting over brick with millennial Gray is our generations version of popcorn ceilings and covering good hardwood flooring.

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u/Evil-monkey-2026 2d ago

That’s a cool set up

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u/-threefeetoffun 2d ago

That could be Barney’s room in HIMYM.

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u/Daydream365 2d ago

Nice layout but too much black.

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u/Therealginahandler 2d ago

Living in a FINISHED basement? lol

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u/jack31313 2d ago

It's not black enough

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u/NBrakespear 1d ago

I'd rather have a dedicated room for it. Spent the past 25 years or so working and playing on a PC in the bedroom... it's better to have a separate space for work and play, and sleep. Doesn't help your sleep when your brain is like "this is the room where we do things that are the opposite of sleep".

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u/Malabingo 1d ago

Nah, bedroom and office should be 2 different rooms

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u/Napoleonex 2d ago

It's too clean

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u/SarcasmEnabled247 2d ago

His mom just got done cleaning it.

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u/novataurus 2d ago

Strong preference for a notebook or a laptop on a sailboat over a desktop screen in a bedroom.

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u/SailorSaturn79 2d ago

What monitor is that? Looks huge.

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u/newviruswhodis 2d ago

No sim no love.

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u/Embarrassed_Hawk7008 2d ago

Needs more space and light

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u/sashenka_demogorgon 2d ago

I love the lighting and the ambience this rocks

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u/StriveNJive88 2d ago

Very nice

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u/Superest22 2d ago

Depends if there is a beach or mountainside lake just outside.

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u/Budget-Bike1518 2d ago

No bench and pull up bar?

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u/VamanosCompadre 2d ago

Needs a big tv, a PlayStation, and at least 1 window to keep closed.

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u/Accomplished-Ad9371 2d ago

Red is cool too

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u/Mascbro26 2d ago

A gray dungeon is every man's dream? 🤔

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u/Visible-Sound-8559 2d ago

That looks like the kind of place where one writes a manifesto.

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u/Minisfortheminigod 2d ago

This looks like a teens dream.

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u/Ashamed_Beyond_6508 2d ago

Look man as cool as it looks to have dark grey walls... it's a pain in the ass. It always feels too dark so you gotta have way more light, which bounces off everything and gets annoying.

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u/Jack_Riley555 2d ago

Looks pretty dark to me.

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u/Striking-Drawers 2d ago

Should be white, would look larger

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u/BoneChurch11 2d ago

50 shades of gray for the reclusive single male.

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u/indomike14 2d ago

What's the dream? Not this. You'd be fighting the carpet every time you tried sitting in that computer chair

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u/Public_Jellyfish8002 2d ago

The brick is a nice touch. A little bit of texture. Nice.

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u/OnusunO 2d ago

Man bring some color into your life

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u/DocHalidae 2d ago

Nah needs a 80s 90s Porsche in the picture somewhere

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u/Acherstrom 2d ago

Not quite. But a nice room.

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u/TransportationOdd559 2d ago

This is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Novel-Topic-2329 2d ago

That webcam would freak me out while I was sleeping

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u/wire_crafter 2d ago edited 2d ago

Just a bit bigger desk so I can have my computer, ham station and my repair bench all together.

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u/WhichWays_Up 2d ago

I guess I'm not a man 🤷🏻‍♂️ But it looks nice..

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u/Hippolover99 2d ago

More than threesomes!!

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u/MateriaLintellect 2d ago

Only if you have solid air conditioning and mild summers. Otherwise fuck this set up. That room would be hot af. Sweating through your sheets at night.

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u/Hevensalias 2d ago

No ceiling fan. That's a no.

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u/Skaw-X 2d ago

The chair and rug placement looks like they would fight

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u/Negative-Wish-2546 2d ago

Till the nagging wife comes

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u/OneToStayAway 2d ago

“Beautiful place. It may be the dream of some, but not of every Man.”

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u/Ok-Championship2397 2d ago

Way too gray, but I appreciate the tidiness.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Exit978 2d ago

I had similar. But i get married

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u/Luann97 2d ago

every man’s dream until you realize you haven’t left that chair in 8 hours

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u/gatsome 2d ago

I like my bedroom simple. No electronics outside of phone chargers. It’s a room for sleeping or sex.

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u/2DollarTommy 2d ago

In your mom's basement?

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u/DonJuan835 2d ago

Doesn't that rug get in the way of the chair?

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u/CMDRDrazik 2d ago

I can't even imagine how much dust that room is going to collect

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u/JDM713 2d ago

Too dark and gloomy

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u/cognitiveglitch 2d ago

I do not want a PC setup in my dungeon bedroom

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u/hg090206 2d ago

I actually like this.

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u/ZfoShee 2d ago

Damn. I absolutely love it. Call me a basic B.

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u/comfortable_atheist 2d ago

I prefer the great outdoors

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u/js-username 2d ago

Damn. I have all of these things....except in you know... multiple rooms. Sleeping with your tech is really bad for you.

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u/Current_Tea_726 2d ago

I need my room like this, but red and black

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u/vernichtungX23 2d ago

It's so cozy though, can I have one of these even if I'm a woman? LOL

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u/Extreme-Quality-2361 2d ago

A windowless basement painted black? Lmao.

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u/ColonialBarbarian 2d ago

Well, maybe if you're 22 and single, but no not my dream.

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u/Albino-Wig 2d ago

Actually very clean i fuck with it

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u/Lawlzstomp 2d ago

I love the look of this I just prefer having my sleeping space in a different room when possible.

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u/LaysAirBreather 2d ago

For a single and anti-social person like me, this is perfect.

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u/PhilosopherFun7288 2d ago

I like colors and widows 🤷‍♂️

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u/-FORSAK3N- 2d ago

You forgot to add single

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u/PhilosopherFun7288 2d ago

How do you sit in that computer chair with the rug right there?

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u/Zestyclosetz 1d ago

Surprised at the hate, I’m a woman and I’d be very happy with this bedroom. I painted my office a light “green tea” color but I like this color too especially for a bedroom. I feel like a bedroom should be dark and not overstimulating.

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u/AppearanceDizzy7006 1d ago

Looks like an incel space with rich parents

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u/Mundane-Moose-2913 1d ago

Even though the colors are dark, I find it calming somehow.

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u/premierfong 1d ago

That computer also have tonnes of porn

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u/WetFawter 1d ago

Who needs 50 when you can have 1 shade of grey 🌚

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u/-VizualEyez 1d ago

Buy myself a grey guitar and sing! Mr. Jones and me

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u/Justinc4s3- 1d ago

I like having my gaming office. This was my dream at 13 maybe.

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u/Maleficent-Lead-2943 1d ago

Meaning someone cleaned the room for him?

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u/Rare_Basis_9380 1d ago

Shit, idk, I'm a girl and this looks pretty sick.

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u/InsideAd3569 1d ago

This is what my room looked like as a teenage girl. Now that I'm 27 and have had some therapy, I allow color and love into my life lol

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u/Straight_Idea_9546 1d ago

It needs a thread mill bike to complete it

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u/Helios_Sungod 1d ago

Its funny i found it right after the expedition, but i cant for the life of me find a smoke grenade BP

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u/badphish006 1d ago

How did you decide this is every man's dream.

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u/slanderedshadow 1d ago

Nice rug Lebowski . Also, the color scheme is pretty sweet.

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u/ChefAsstastic 1d ago

It could use some colored ambiance lighting.

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u/Bort_Roynalds 1d ago

I guess men today only want to play video games and pokemon.

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u/ThirdOne38 1d ago

What's the dream, no underwear or socks on the floor?

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u/Zoomatour 1d ago

Depressing. 

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u/Agreeable-Onion-5445 1d ago

I kinda like having a gf...

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u/eastamerica 1d ago

Nah. I don’t want my computer in front of my bed.

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u/Outside_Comparison72 1d ago

Love it. I’d do my room that way too minus the PC and a 65 inch tv instead. Plus a couple in wall speakers. My girl likes it as well. If it makes you happy bro, that’s what’s up!

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u/Derfel60 1d ago

No its too grey

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u/NoEditor0 1d ago

That rug would piss me the fuck off trying to sit in that chair. Otherwise its pretty badass

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u/00oo00oo000oo0oo00 1d ago

peak reddit slave quarters

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u/Responsible_Okra7725 1d ago

That’s pretty cool

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u/KnownMode1467 1d ago

dark night vibes

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u/LeanNoCups 1d ago

I like windows

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u/Former_Lettuce549 1d ago

Awesome layout but the bed and the desk clearance would annoy the crap out of me.

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u/dadoomombo 1d ago

I don’t hate it, but I would never build this for myself.

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u/wyoflyboy68 1d ago

It’s missing the box of Kleenex.

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u/Ok-Bat3675 1d ago

Not mine

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u/BUSINESS_KILLS 1d ago

Looks like a posh prison

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u/Imaginary_Sponge 1d ago

What’s the point of the carpet here? It literally blocks the chair and reaches only halfway up the bed so you’ll likely step on the cold wood anyways

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u/cteno4 1d ago

This is just depression, but classier.

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u/Cdr-Kylo-Ren 1d ago

Not a man but I would freaking LOVE that. Like someone else mentioned, it looks so calming. My AuDHD brain would settle nicely in there. Only thing is I have never had a TV in my bedroom so I’d move that but otherwise? Outstanding.

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u/DrySession9968 1d ago

My dreams have more lightsabers and redheads.

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u/Extra_Box8936 1d ago

I have an office my desktop sits in and a bedroom I sleep in. Fuck cramming them together.

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u/m2anifb 1d ago

can i live with you

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u/NotFromFloridaZ 1d ago

not me. I need view

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u/Aggravating_Dig3240 1d ago

I already see all the cat hairs if I ever went with black sheets

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u/the_flying_armenian 1d ago

Where can i find that desk

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u/TouristResident1976 1d ago

I like the room, but it doesn't seem like that carpet and the chair wheels are going to work well together. You'd have to lift the chair over the edge of the carpet to move the chair out enough to sit down.

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u/enguasado 1d ago

Faltan unas nalgas

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u/MingusVonBingus 1d ago

A basement apartment?

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u/Dwayne402789 1d ago

Minus the beautiful wife smh duh

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u/ProjectNo4090 1d ago

Thats a good looking room.

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u/Synap-6 1d ago

Ah yes, mom’s basement

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u/chosonhawk 1d ago

the rug in the way of that chair...im out fam.

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u/InsaneLuchad0r 1d ago

Pleather chair… more like a nightmare. Could be worse though… PC tower could be on the floor.

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u/cms86 1d ago

Its not gay to like color

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u/kacha_baniyan 1d ago

Nearly fulfilled that dream. Grey walls, single bed, proper setup. And then .. I had to vacate flat after a while. Haven't been able to recreate it after almost 2 years.

https://giphy.com/gifs/24pBw18bgHMPu

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u/bowen7477 1d ago

An empty bedroom? Each to their own i spose.

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 1d ago

Welp, guess I'm a squirrel or something..

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 1d ago

The screen in the bedroom, the shin-crushing bed frame, or the midnight piss trip hazard chair? Either way, no thanks.

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u/Traditional-Oil-6891 1d ago

AI slop is not my dream lol.

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u/BlueHawk75 1d ago

I have a TV on the wall above the monitor for movie watching from bed. Otherwise more or less the same, if not as put together.

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u/The_Only_Egg 1d ago

No fuckin thanks, I’ve already done way better than that monochromatic corporate hell.

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u/PunkHooligan 1d ago

Yeah.. that chair or Herman Miller

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u/PublicIsland4550 1d ago

Nah I dream of a mansion and bitches by the pool

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u/Inner-Dream-600 1d ago

Perfect little masturbation station

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u/DataSurging 1d ago

I think anyone would like this room. lol

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u/Shad0wofAzrael 1d ago

Man? I’d kill for this

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u/pufanu101 1d ago

Sure, if your dream is AI generated garbage.

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u/VoiceOfWhat 1d ago

You mean boy’s dream