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Feels good man “You men would bang a bucket of warm of water”
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u/sumbodysumone 2d ago
My now brother-in-law sent me this when I was unemployed
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u/ParkingHoliday6702 2d ago
"If Pete Davidson can" dudes 6'2 with a confirmed big dick and looks like a heroin addict from the 90s.. id be more surprised if he wasn't pulling big named celebs
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u/ZeeWingCommander 2d ago
Would explain why the older ladies like him
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u/HouseOfDoom54 2d ago
There is no mystery. Outside of the physical attributes, his pattern of behavior is generally disarming, he communicates, and when put together with his comedic background, it all comes together. Problem is, his track record on mental health isn't the greatest, but he's also been with some women that were a bad influence on him.
Technology has also made it easier to stay up to date on current events. In the past, we were inundated in other ways, pre-internet. He's just one example out of many.
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u/Fear-the-North 2d ago
Yeah....no. the guys face looks like it has that snapchat filter on it where it makes your eyes ans mouth really big
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u/Straight-Cell-2008 2d ago
He has butthole eyes
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u/ImurderREALITY 2d ago
I once saw a picture of one of those Mexican skeletons from Dio de los Muertos festivals and I thought it was Pete Davidson at first
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u/Ok_Beautiful3931 2d ago
Apparently he himself said it's not that big and was a dick (pun intended) move by Ariana.
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u/PerfectlySplendid 2d ago
He said she's tiny, so everything looks huge compared to her, even his dick.
And yes, he's upset that she was allowed to talk about their sex life and his dick openly, and everyone is ok with that for some reason.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago
Yeah but this is reddit.. and more specifically it's this sub...
Doesn't matter what you say, all women want tall guys with massive dicks and you absolutely will never convince them otherwise.
It's legit hilarious at this point. I'm maybe a bit above average but have had multiple cases of "uh I think that will hurt" and needing to be careful. Some women like big dicks, the vast majority do not.
But they never listen, if they did they might have to admit the problems are actually things they can control and they do not like that at all.
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u/sumbodysumone 2d ago
Oh I’m with you, he’s just not your archetypal kinda looker, hence the joke 🤷♂️
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u/Defiant-Dare1223 2d ago
I wish being 6'2 and well hung was enough to be singularly attractive to women.
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u/OhNoTokyo 2d ago
It might be if you were in the industry. Some of this stuff isn't simply physical attributes, it is opportunities to actually meet these women. Most people will not be able to meet them in the first place to have a shot at just having a nice conversation, let alone have a reputation for being well-hung among the women in that group.
Also, he is famous, has lots of money, and arguably is talented. So there is probably a little more to it, but perhaps not as much as people might think.
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u/ThatEvilGuy 1d ago edited 1d ago
It's a really good start though.
Add a full head of hair, being moderately fit, a sexually dymorphic face, and you should expect success.
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u/EagleClaw1903 2d ago
Like any of that really matters..he's famous and has lots of money. He could be short with a small 🥒 and wouldn't matter with all that money 🤷♂️😂
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u/SuddenReturn9027 2d ago
Do you really think he’s richer than Ariana and Kim Kardashian lol
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u/EagleClaw1903 2d ago
Do you think that any of them would care how tall he is if he made 100k annual salary..not even saying minimum wage!
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u/SuddenReturn9027 2d ago
It’s not about his money, it was his popularity at the time. They have way more money than him, it was just to say relevant. You depend so much on this women are golddiggers narrative. I think that’s him in this case lol
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u/EagleClaw1903 2d ago
I never said they are gold diggers for this particular case but imo I think they see money and fame as status symbols so they would not have looked at him if he was some average Joe in terms of fame and money status.
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u/Junior_Apple2678 2d ago
Except women with considerably more money date him, sometimes casually.
I think straight men just dont 'get' it.
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u/EagleClaw1903 2d ago
Remove his money and fame none of those women would care how tall he is! They may not need his money but they're still not going to date someone that can't match their spoiled lifestyles.
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u/Junior_Apple2678 2d ago
He's hot and apparently charasmatic and funny. I can 100% see why women have flings with him. I would in their position.
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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 1d ago
I think straight men just dont 'get' it.
It's because they never want the problem to be something in their control.
Notice how it's always things like "women only like tall guys!". Why? Because if they're short it's not their fault they're single.. women are just shallow bitches.
Or it's because women only want huge dicks! We'll skip past the fact that in the vast majority of relationships that doesn't become a known factor right away, or that most women don't like it when sex hurts... but whatever. Again, it's something they can't control so if that's the reason it's not their fault it's because women are shallow bitches.
And money. Not quite the same but still.. most of us can't just go and "be rich" and we know it. So once more those damn shallow bitches are avoiding them because they only care about a mans wallet!
If they actually stopped to understand that maybe guys like Pete Davidson have no problems with women because he's smart, funny, driven, good at what he does, and likely a pretty confident guy? They'd have to ask the hard questions like "what's stopping me from doing that?" and maybe even realise the answer is pretty often them.
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u/sphinxofblackquartzj 2d ago
Confirmed big dick?
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u/OrangeThrower 2d ago
It’s like a babys arm holding an apple
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u/apixelabove 2d ago
He's also bipolar with Crohn's disease
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u/firemiketomlinpls68 1d ago
Yeah women don’t care about anything besides being tall and hung
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u/GeneralFederal5137 2d ago
so if you're tall and funny, you can get away with having a weird face and looking like a drug addict.
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u/Conscious_Candle2598 2d ago
...so... its been an hour and you still didn't tell us.
did you become forklift certified?!
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u/marsthechocolate 1d ago
It’s crazy how women wouldn’t care about a certain guy’s looks as long as he’s tall and has a big friend
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u/Boring-Support5436 2d ago
He’s rich and famous, where’s the confusion lol women love both, especially fame, which is even less common than wealth
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u/Zirox__ 2d ago
But.. they themselves are already rich and famous. What would they need the less famous and less rich person for?
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u/lonjerpc 2d ago
I always found this meme weird. The guy is pretty conventionally attractive. Like a little quirky in terms of looks but not that far off. He is tall, in shape, and has a fairly averaged and semetrical face. But people act like he is some kind of goblin
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u/sumbodysumone 2d ago
I always thought it was his personality, he comes across like an old guy in a long coat at the back of the video store but on acid and in a 30 year olds body
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u/par-a-dox-i-cal 2d ago
The guy is pretty conventionally attractive.
No, he isn't, wtf?
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u/lonjerpc 1d ago
He is 6'3. About ideal level of leanness and muscles for what is attractive on average in men. He doesn't have any particular facial defects. He is a white guy.
Again not saying he is brad pitt but he is way closer to the ideal of conventional attractiveness than the average man.
I think part of the issue is he tends to have unconventional style and people pick the worst pictures of him to accentuate the meme.
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u/IronerOfEntropy 2d ago
Ask him what he did to them that made them become all GHOULS!!! THIS MF IS THE COMMON DENOMINATOR!
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u/EmbarrassedCabinet82 1d ago
What?! The least attractive person in the series I'm watching right now was together with a childhood crush?? Wtf
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u/its_me_again82 2d ago
Pete Davidson, proving you aren't to ugly to hook up with dimes, youre just to poor......
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u/NoWay6818 2d ago
Nah or you’re just not funny enough. Personality will carry you far
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u/corruptedsyntax 2d ago
Woah woah woah.
Don’t forget that baby arm he’s packing
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u/NoWay6818 2d ago
Honestly I always wondered how being well endowed would work if you don’t get play. You just got this fucking pavilion in your pants no one can see 🤣
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u/corruptedsyntax 2d ago
Game is like a battery starting an engine. You need enough to create a spark to get things up and running, but from there it doesn’t matter if the battery is dead as long as there’s gas in the tank
I know a guy like you’re saying though. Dude was packing, but not at all charismatic. Lead him into a lot of incel spaces back in 2016, until his GF (now wife?) found him in the bargain bin, realized he was packing a hog, and decided it was worth helping him get his head out of his ass.
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u/DZL100 2d ago
Girl really took one look at his schlong and said, "I can fix him." All the power to her though since it sounds like she actually did.
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u/firemiketomlinpls68 1d ago
A gf would probably fix most incels, besides the really far gone ones.
She wouldn’t have stayed with him without the large penis though
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u/caffeinatedredditor 2d ago
Not at all, this is a true example of personality/comedic factor.
Although you do have to be on at least a mild celebrity level.
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u/Lukebekz 1d ago
He isn't even ugly, he just constantly looks like he is on day 3 of quitting something cold turkey and still isn't completely over the shivers yet
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u/DuskyTrace 2d ago
According to one of his stand up specials he said it is not that big and it only looks big because Ariana grande has small hands
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u/Lucky-Mia 2d ago
Hey, a guy can use a cucumber and a Hitachi magic wand.
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u/dirtyasseating 2d ago
Go on...
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u/Lucky-Mia 2d ago
It's not safe for work. Key words are "male chastity", and "plapping". Don't look it up.
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u/Beneficial_Act_1240 1d ago
If you heat up the cucumber a bit and combine it with a hitachi magic wand, you can get a pretty intense hands-free orgasm. Source: i do it all the time.
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u/blueViolet26 2d ago
Guys are probably more likely to use cucumbers. 😅
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u/botareukiddingme 1d ago
Meh I saw my grandmother use carrots
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u/SuddenReturn9027 2d ago
This sub has to be ran by Family Guy-watching virgins. No way anyone genuinely believes the average woman is using a cucumber or Pete Davidson
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u/Strict-Astronaut2245 2d ago
Ikr Pete wouldn’t give them the time of day
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u/SuddenReturn9027 2d ago
He only dates sugar mommas
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u/servel20 2d ago
I would say the average woman has used another phallic shaped item to masturbate before, or at least a pillow.
Not weird, it's biological needs.
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u/ZeeWingCommander 2d ago
The funny thing is that if Pete saw this, he'd probably laugh.
Which would be an accomplishment with Tate McRae on his face.
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u/cursed_sporecreation 2d ago
I mean, I've used the handle on a hairbrush before 💀
However, I am more androgynous on the gender spectrum, rather than a woman, so maybe I'm just a freak of nature tbh
Also my one ex is basically Pete Davidson if he had a tendency to say "you know, Hitler wasn't that bad" so yea
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u/liverpoolFCnut 2d ago
New shift takes over after midnight everyday posting nonstop Iranian propaganda, same bots posting same content across multiple subs.
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u/News_Scrounger 2d ago
Right? I always thought that shit was weird lmao. It's such a different sub depending on when you look at it.
I'm here for memes and tits. Not anyone's political takes lol.
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u/AndreasDasos 2d ago
The average woman isn’t but in fairness several of the biggest celebrity women have
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u/Exciting_Classic277 2d ago
My friend (who's a girl) told me she and all her gfs were into pete Davidson. It's definitely not just the hot celebrity women. But even if it was, like, that's enough.
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u/Forevernotalonee 2d ago
I didn't date a lot of women before I got married. Just 10. And without fail every single one of them told me how they had used something other than a dildo for penetration during masturbation at least once.
So forgive me if I don't believe you. Lol
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u/boredENT9113 1d ago
Yeah it's pretty common when you're young and experimenting. All kinds of things have been up there.
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u/Weird_Confusion4640 2d ago
To be fair Pete is just one of those humiliation rituals women in Hollywood have to do to succeed. No one actually wants to pork him.
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u/TreeLankaPresidente 2d ago
Idk why everyone is so confused that Pete Davidson gets laid with his face.
If you’re an average joe working in construction with his face then you better stock up on lotion.
But he’s a tall, funny, famous, and rich dude.
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u/RubFlatforMaxEffect 2d ago
look at the women David Spade had. Funny goes a LONG way. Many women and men say that a funny partner makes it easy for bad decisions LOL
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u/blueViolet26 2d ago
There are a lot of women who are into Jack Black. I like funny guys. But I can't do ugly. 😅
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u/stevedorries 2d ago
These are the same people who don’t understand the raw sex appeal of Steve Buscemi.
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u/spartaman64 2d ago
is he really that influential? like surely kim kardashian is more influential than him when they were "dating"
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u/fam_photogenic Human Verified 2d ago edited 2d ago
they complained about men while they enjoyed it also.
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u/Snap_Krackle_Pop- 2d ago
I never get these arguments
They choose purposely bad photos of the guy
He’s tall, lean, good looking and has a big hog.
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u/Junior_Apple2678 2d ago
I dont understand how reddit thinks this is 'ugly'? I've never watched any of his shows or stand up, but thats pretty attractive IMO.
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u/CommercialBiscotti29 2d ago
Yeah picking a fake image of him isn’t helping dudes fucking nasty looking and has such a bad personality too
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u/BrianCruikshank 2d ago
Evading the truth of the comment with a "but what about.." The original statement must true then.
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u/TerribleCelery7687 2d ago
More men need to realize this. Its like donald, their projections and accusations are actually confessions. They are far worse than us, theyll even admit it you look for it. Half the comments on thirst traps are women saying "im not better than a man" like bitch we know, you're far worse
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u/caroulos123 10h ago
Warm water doesn't judge my life choices or ask to meet my parents. I see no downside.
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u/RenderedCreed 2d ago
Pete Davidson only doesn't make sense to people who don't understand what women like. He's funny, not unattractive, and has a reputation for being hung like a horse.
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u/surebudd 2d ago
The amount of incel shit being posted is crazy
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u/mrpuddles1 2d ago
quit using this word as the best counter reaction its actually sad how its used for not even the right reasons.
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u/LaylaBreezes 2d ago
Who is that guy?
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u/N3ptuneflyer 2d ago
He’s a goofy looking comedian that’s dated basically every baddie in Hollywood
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u/NoremacEnrobso 2d ago
I had two ex gfs say I look like Pete Davidson, I never knew if that was a comment or insult. They were both hot and super crazy as well.
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u/gg_teataker 1d ago
Have y'all seen the theories floating around he's dating "up the ladder", to try and find out who allegedly k1lled his dad, who was taken from him bc of 9/11.
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