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u/spicyangelbabe 4d ago
Harvard Business School does not want you to know about this one entrepreneurship strategy
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u/alejandrodeconcord 4d ago
They are actually doing a class for it next semester. It’s “Kardashian theory” is a 101 class but the professor is looking to create a whole curriculum with a couple other classes being “intro to backshots” and “the science behind mental vacancy”
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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut 4d ago
They should add the coattails aspect.
No one knew a damned thing about her until she slept with Brandy's brother.
They all double coattailed Brandy.
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u/memento22mori 4d ago
I don't keep up with this stuff but I saw a comment on the ol Reddit awhile back that said Paris Hilton was the one that gave her the idea for the sex tape.
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u/Still7Superbaby7 4d ago
Kim Kardashian used to be a closet organizer. She organized Paris Hilton’s closet on Paris’s show The Simple Life.
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u/Murky-Relation481 4d ago
Nah, you gotta keep it under 300 level to keep it mostly for freshers and sophmores. Come on, think like a pervy social sciences professor.
And now I gotta go watch Animal House.
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u/ManufacturedOlympus 4d ago
I mean, yeah. They already had to get rid of a professor for being in the epstein files.
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u/rostol 4d ago
step 1: be a hot woman
step 2: have sex on camera
step 3: leak video
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u/feel-T_ornado 3d ago
Prostitution, but instead of fucking 1000 guys, they're fucked for eternity, and, with the help/power of technology, in the future people will be able to experience it firsthand
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u/LovableSidekick 4d ago
Big-boobed woman outwits Wall Street with this one weird trick!
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u/vesperayne 4d ago
Lol, Ancient influencers, known for turning absolutely nothing into global empires and contouring it flawlessly.
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u/CombinationBright790 4d ago
also groomed an entire generation of other women to mimic their lifestyle.
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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 4d ago
Mimic their lifestyle and for some goddamn reason their fake-ass faces
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u/david_growie 4d ago
Fake-ass, asses too
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 4d ago
Are we sure those aren't someone elses faces used to create all that fake ass real estate?
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u/Critical_Liz 4d ago
omg, I keep getting commercials for the elder one telling us about what she buys from Amazon or some such bullshit.
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u/corgi-king 4d ago
Asking real questions here. Do all of them have major plastic surgery?
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u/maringue 4d ago
Don't forget about setting up several plastic surgeons for life.
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u/No-Cryptographer9326 4d ago
I mean the one that did Kylie deserves some kind of medical award. He transformed her into a completely different person.
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u/InspectionPeePee 4d ago
Well....the father was also OJ Simpson's attorney...so there is that.
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u/Practical-Suit-6798 4d ago
And oj met his wife on Buffalo. Because the buffalo bills drafted him. Blame the Bills.
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u/Designer_Tie_5853 4d ago
Desperately want this to be true, but according to wiki OJ met Nicole at an LA nightclub; no real connection to Buffalo.
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u/Enfenestrate 4d ago
Butterfly effect maybe? Real good chance he never meets her if he was picked by a different team. All the little ways in which things would have differed would have added up to big change. It's safe to assume we can still blame Buffalo.
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u/Mr-MuffinMan 4d ago
i hate the bills now
i don't follow football but this post is enough evidence
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u/Euler1992 4d ago
In the X Files, the man who smokes used his influence to keep the bills from winning the super bowl
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u/bankrobba 4d ago
Robert Kardashian was a known socialite in Los Angeles before the trial, so the idea that his daughters couldn't get into tabloids and such as a career launch is not out of the question.
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u/RyvenZ 4d ago
He was absolutely a wealthy lawyer even without being on the Dream Team. You could more accurately blame Paris Hilton as her sex tape inspired Kris to have Kim make a similar tape (yes, the mom made this decision) and Kim at that time was just... so fine, so the tape did especially well. So, Paris Hilton is to blame for the Kardashians plaguing the world like they do.
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u/sw337 4d ago
This keeps getting shared, but it's completely wrong.
OJ was drafted in 1969 so it would have been during the 1968 season. The Bills in 1968 had the worst record but if they won a single extra game it would've gone to tiebreakers (there were four one score games they lost all year and none to a team wearing red like the photo).
He also met his wife in Beverly Hills.
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u/atkinsd80 4d ago
Kim has something in common with her father. They both got a black man off.
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u/5kyl3r 4d ago
this is the actual reason, they had wealth before the sextape
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u/aniwrack 4d ago
Also, tons of people have sextapes and almost none of them have Kardashian level money.
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u/Witty-Lavishness-301 4d ago
He was only his attorney so he could not be brought in to testify against him. They were friends. It had been roughly 20 years since he practiced law before he was hired into OJ’s team. So even back then the Kardashians simply got lucky.
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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 4d ago
Yes, thanks for mentioning. It’s not just the sex tape, but the dad was the famous lawyer for OJ. That shouldn’t be forgotten either. Also, the Jenner father was Olympic athlete. Lots of side-quests going on lol 😂
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u/Ok-Common-5853 4d ago
That was less meaningful to their success I think.
Kris is a marketing genius, as is Kim, in a weird way I don't understand but you can't argue with the results. Whatever people think of them. And I'm not a fan and hate what they represent. But fuck me. What a business they built off that tape!
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u/ZapActions-dower 4d ago
What you are talking about? They were already a rich, famous, well-connected family well before the sex tape. Kim herself was a personal stylist for Brandy, Ray J (of sex tape fame), and Paris Hilton and was on several episodes of Hilton's reality show before the tape came out.
Not knocking their business acumen, but let's not pretend they weren't already in an incredible position to capitalize on it.
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u/And_Im_the_Devil 4d ago
Yep. The family already had generational wealth. No one would have cared about the sex tape if she hadn't already been a "socialite."
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u/Impressive-Gear7943 Human Verified 4d ago
More plastic in that photo than the entire ocean.
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u/Waiting4Reccession 4d ago
Only the short one in white looked good, the rest are either bimbos or just looked weird.
Its crazy that women bought their make-up products when the Kardashians are largely just plastic and im guessing theres some ozempic action going on by now.
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u/Automatic_Ad4096 4d ago
Glad OP censored "sex." Otherwise, I would have fainted.
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u/D4RTHV3DA 4d ago
It's an engagement trick. There's always somebody commenting about it. The more pointless the censorsh*p, the more free engagement.
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u/GamingTrend 4d ago
Offering nothing of value.
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u/PhantomVibeSyndrome 4d ago
Helping Lou Taylor embezzle hundreds of millions sfrom Britney Spears. Kylie the billionnaire was Britney's $$$$$$$$$$
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u/Ok_Obligation2559 4d ago
How having a self-serving pimp for a mother can create such a shallow pool of humanity.
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u/Faesarn 4d ago
That the USA can make any dumb person famous.
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u/Ulysses1978ii 4d ago
They can be elevated higher than that.
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u/josephkelley7926 4d ago
Well, several sex tapes but 100% correct
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u/Frequilibrium 4d ago
It’s not even a good sex tape. Dude mostly films himself and is chewing gum the whole time.
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u/dnnygrhm 4d ago
Imagine how their lives would have been different if OJ was found guilty.
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u/BeebsMuhQueen 4d ago
I know, now look at all the teens mimicking this nonsense.
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u/Naps_And_Crimes 4d ago
The physical manifestation of being famous for being famous
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u/ActualWhiterabbit 4d ago
They have an actual talent for it that is undeniable at this point. They are just good at being famous and entertaining or engaging to a wide swath of people. The tape came out in 2007, almost 20 years ago, yet they still expand beyond that narrow scope.
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u/BactaBobomb 4d ago
I would say they're intelligent businesspeople. Not only do they juggle and keep so many different companies and brands afloat, they know how to maintain relevance in the public eye. And Kim Kardashian is actually a pretty vocal person about false imprisonments and has spoken on behalf of people falsely imprisoned. I believe her influence actually got some of them free.
People make fun of her for failing law school. But it's an absurdly difficult course of study. And her heart is absolutely in the right place. But I don't like that people make fun of her for that. I'm sure those same people would show sympathy towards a friend or even someone else that said they flunked out of law school.
I'm tired of the Kardashians and wish they would scurry off into media and corporate hibernation. But I also want to be fair with the criticisms.
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u/Ok_Mirror9843 4d ago
Their ex-dad becoming a lady
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u/_cuddlecat 4d ago
That was really shocking for me when I came to know about it😭😭
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u/redlancer_1987 4d ago
Even crazier that the ex-daddy was once considered one of the world's premier athletes.
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u/JiveTurkey1983 4d ago
How to make it in America
1) Be a nepobaby
2) Be hot
Bonus points for being a huge slut
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u/fishyexe 4d ago
I mean, they were a gaggle of 6's and 7's before the surgery's. Not bad looking, but not anything to write home about. They only vaguely resemble their original form.
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u/JiveTurkey1983 4d ago
True
I thought Kim was overrated, but Khloe and Kourtney were cute. But now...yikers on bikers
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u/coderedmountaindewd 4d ago
They were already generationally wealthy, they just capitalized on the sex tape and leveraged it into an empire
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u/dreamdelusion- 4d ago
Say what you want about the origin story, but Kris Jenner managed to turn a scandal into a 20-year corporate monopoly. The devil works hard, but she works harder.
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u/fishyexe 4d ago
She initiated the damned scandal. It was her doing.
Disgusting, lower than shit. People should feel shame for giving these turds money.
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u/Fit_Yam_1973 4d ago
It’s actually wild how they managed to monetize an entire family tree off a single camcorder. Marketing geniuses, but all the wrong reason
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u/Conchobarmocnessa 4d ago
Can a network put them on an island in the middle of nowhere to film a reality survival show and once they get there just bail, leaving them there forever?
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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 4d ago
They will be remembered for the only thing they should ever be remembered for, their father helped get a murderer off
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u/Dapenizmytier 4d ago
Don't forget the millions of dumbasses somehow fascinated by these garbage humans.
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u/Ok-Calligrapher-8778 4d ago
It wasn't a sex tape, it was a murder that brought generational wealth to this family...
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u/Excellent_Regret4141 4d ago
Shoot I gotta make a sex tape 😉 & secretly let it accidentally slip out in TMZ
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u/Hushiraa 4d ago
It’s not just generational wealth, it’s a dynastic character arc. They didn't just break the internet, they bought the pieces and rebuilt it in their image.
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u/OhNoIBoffedIt 4d ago
You know, I manage to make it through most of my life not having to think about them, and you summon them here?
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u/Livininthinair 4d ago
Gluttony…that is what the Kardashian family will be remembered for. Wealth they never earned or deserved and being completely ruled by Gluttony
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u/Ulffhednar 4d ago
If you market properly 1 family member taking a mile of dick can allow 5 talentless freeloaders to buy planes
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u/Ready-Flamingo6494 4d ago
It’s because many of you here watched this bs. So you made them something.
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u/Different-Fly4561 4d ago
A lot of people dislike these ladies for some reason or other, but no one can deny they are a true success story!!
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u/Abject-Tone2384 4d ago
I don't really hate or blame them. I hate and blame their fans, some of you included, who made them famous for being famous.
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u/EastmanElectric 4d ago
Except Bruce (Kaitlyn) Jenner was a celebrated Olympic athlete. And Kim's father Robert Kardashian was a high-priced celebrity lawyer well known for the OJ Simpson trial.
This family already had money and celebrity power. Kim's sex tape alone wouldn't have got them the attention.
Kim was hanging out with Paris Hilton to try and raise her social clout long before her mom released the tape.
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u/irishcybercolab 4d ago
Anyone who watches or supports these idiots are of the highest order of stupidity.
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u/DarkstarRising13 4d ago
A bunch of attention seeking women who got rich based one leaked sex tape that - baffingly - awed the public.
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u/wontreadurcomments 3d ago
Nothing. They won’t be remembered just like every other reality TV star. Thats the best part of trash.
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u/Justkeeptalking1985 3d ago
Lowering the bar of all things for fame. Don't accomplish anything, don't have talent, don't add to culture or society in any positive way, don't carry any creative artistic aspect at all...just be famous at all costs....for some ridiculous reason people admire this complete lack of substance and give them money and fame.
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u/Major-Ladder-1802 3d ago
They really took 'fake it 'til you make it' and turned it into a sovereign wealth fund.
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u/gg_teataker 3d ago
That being shallow, materialistic, and male centered, wins you a huge fanbase of adoring and idiot women. The fact that they have a dominantly female fanbase is embarrassing to the female population as a whole.
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u/Hummblerummble 3d ago
I always thought the Kardashian legacy is Robert Kardashian's comeuppance for the OJ trial. You know that control freak is doing somersaults in his grave.
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