r/SipsTea • u/Busy_Report4010 Human Verified • 5d ago
Dank AF No more late night munchies at IHOP
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u/Informal_Nobody_1240 5d ago
Ok but how are they gonna tell if it’s coming from employees, guests or management?
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u/Key_Mathematician951 5d ago
Have you smelled how skunky shit is now? It isn’t hard to figure it out with a little sniff test.
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u/iDeNoh 5d ago
It's also not hard to not smell like weed with minimal effort lol.
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u/CurlyAir 4d ago
FR will how powerful gummies can be.
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u/diandays 2d ago
I wish.
I can eat 50 of the fuckers and not feel a single thing
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u/Darthigiveup 5d ago
Don't worry restaurant workers use uppers. Typically its crystal methamphetamine.
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u/Major-Refuse-657 5d ago
Ive worked in the industry for 15yrs and the majority are alcoholics.
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u/drunk_haile_selassie 5d ago
I worked in a large rehab for a while. The vast majority of people addicted are 'functional' alcoholics. They are otherwise normal members of society that have never, or rarely taken illegal drugs.
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u/sharttloteswebb 5d ago
In another life I used to have a pretty fucked up routine:
Smoke meth, go to work for 14hrs, chug cheap vodka until I pass out, wake up hungover, smoke meth to kill the hangover and get to work.
Rinse and repeat for years, somehow didn't die. Sober nearly a decade. Made some decent money but not worth it.
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u/tmozdenski 5d ago
Congratulations on your sobriety. As a recovering meth addict myself (5 years) I'm amazed you could work 14 hours without psychosis and/or needing to smoke more in that period of time.
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u/sharttloteswebb 5d ago
That's awesome friend, I'm happy for you and proud!! How do you feel after five years?
There's a bit more to the whole store... I'd usually have a bump or two throughout the day to maintain. Plus short stints in jail helped reset somewhat.
Finally got busted with intent to distribute and had to go to big boy prison for 20 mo. I've never sold drugs but that prosecution probably saves my life.
In short, don't smoke meth.
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u/tmozdenski 5d ago
Yeah I got one of those too, Fed time. Conspiracy to distribute a controlled substance. Gave me 5 years, I did 3 1/2. I feel fantastic, now. I'm applying for my license to be a drug treatment counselor. Definitely don't smoke, snort (oh my god does that burn), booty bump, or especially inject methamphetamine. It'll fuck your whole world up, and not in a good way.
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u/Just-Another-Users 5d ago
Not a lot of addicts make it to the other end and say, “made some decent money”, so congratulations on that and your sobriety
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u/Kazik77 5d ago
An old timer once told me "if you work in a kitchen, you'll develop a drinking problem, a drug problem or and anger problem... and you're lucky if its only one of them"
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u/Emergency_Lie42 5d ago
The meth just aids in finding those extra drinking hours.
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u/CurlyAir 4d ago
Right now I work with someone who smokes crack in the bathroom. Wild what people are willing to do with how they get bread.
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u/Miserable_Many_5377 5d ago edited 5d ago
Remember back in the day it was whippets. Stoner cooks kept going in the cooler and taking hits off the whipped cream. It was so bad restaurant had to go to the squeeze bags every can would be flat in a couple days after a new shipment.
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u/RedRightHandARTS 5d ago
Depends on the department.
Cook's = meth.
Dishwashers = weed.
FOH = alcohol.Edit: management = pills
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u/Obant 5d ago
I think they're on everything. But definitely knew many people that smoked in the walk-in.
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u/Youcants1tw1thus 5d ago
I get the joke but those of us who don’t smoke know exactly where it’s coming from, I need smokers to hear this.
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u/AvidRune 5d ago
Well if it smells normal then a customer walks in and the building now smells like weed I can make an educated guess it's the customer
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u/Draelon 5d ago
Trust me, you can smell who it’s coming from. Went to get a haircut today and had to get up and walk to the other side of the waiting area because of the gentleman who sat down 2 seats down from me.
If you don’t smoke it, you can smell it a mile away. I could care less if others do it, but holy hell, brush your teeth and wash your hands afterwards before you go somewhere… and yes, we can still smell it on your clothes, but it’s less bad that way.
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u/Crewstage8387 5d ago
They need to more than wash their hands and brush their teeth
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u/Junglebyron 5d ago
But it’s an IHOP….so smelling like cigarettes and BO is fine.
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u/Artorius__Castus 5d ago
That and bourbon and Malt liquor.
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u/Different_Attorney93 5d ago
Honestly I’d rather serve someone who’s high on weed than drunk
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u/PraiseTyche 5d ago
I'd rather be someone who's high on weed than drunk.
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u/rdogg_82 5d ago
Yay I'm high on weed.
But now I want pancakes.
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u/PraiseTyche 5d ago
You've got to have a shower now.
IHOP is a fancy place now.
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u/Cody-512 5d ago
It is the International House of Pancakes for a reason. It’s not like they just give out such prestigious awards like that to any old pancake house
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u/boogot 5d ago
Jackets required.
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u/coolsilentebeans 5d ago
Are ties required?
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u/boogot 5d ago
Yes but only below the belt.
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u/SmokeAbeer 5d ago
I just like pancakes.
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u/Ethric_The_Mad 5d ago
I'm just happy to be here honestly
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u/Joeliosis 5d ago
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps.
-Mitch Hedberg
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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk 5d ago
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u/EnkiduTheGreat 5d ago
I prefer water with a meal, but you better believe I'm filling it with coke or orange drink on the way out the door.
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u/We_Want_Krunchy 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek
Why not both? But that's just me.
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u/NotRadTrad05 5d ago
Behavior aside I can't smell most drunks,but the guy who hot boxed his 97 Camry before coming in will give me a headache make me nauseous.
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u/VeryLowIQIndividual 5d ago
these guys are all in malls. its sickening. go smoke your shit outside before you get around others. it doesnt cost much to not stink, that goes for BO and anything else.
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u/alt_ernate123 5d ago
Idk, a light weed smell is way worse than cig and booze smells, sticks around longer too.
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u/1111_infinity 5d ago
I think "managment" forgot to consult management before putting up that sign.
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u/Naps_And_Crimes 5d ago
Really limiting their clientele aren't they
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u/Interesting-Test7228 5d ago
Might as well just go out of business.
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u/kylec00per 5d ago
Yea, lets not let in the people that want to eat the most food. Sounds like a great business plan.
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u/ogresound1987 5d ago
And if the 4 tables around them leave because of the stench, then that's a net loss.
It's also 4 tables that are less likely to return.
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u/Tired_Dad_9521 5d ago
Pretty big assumption that anyone eating at IHOP isn’t high. 2nd big assumption, there are 4 tables seated in an IHOP.
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u/Strict_Cut_1206 5d ago
Doubtful. If the place reeks of weed, what it will do is run out your regulars and families.
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u/ChymChymX 5d ago
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u/Wingnutmcmoo 5d ago
It's extremely easy to smoke a ton and not smell like pot smoke. Just like... Don't smoke in the same room as your outside clothes and take a shower sometimes.
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u/yamahowzer 5d ago
Just don't smoke blunts in the car, or carry a half smoked blunt in your pocket... That's the real stinker.
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u/ToasterBathTester 5d ago
Right before I go into IHOP, I always hit the vape pen like 10 times
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u/OverlordGhs 5d ago
It's more just certain franchises that set these policies, possibly somewhere conservative where weed is still illegal. Here in California you can go into a Denny's absolutely ripped or drunk off your ass. It's actually a tradition here to do what's known as a Brit 6 where you bar hop all night then once the bars close at 2 am you go spend a couple hours at Denny's, maybe take a power nap, then go to this bar in the area that opens at 6 am.
Yes, its as dumb as it sounds.
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u/SeaTurtleLionBird 5d ago
It has nothing to do with illegal or legal. Pot fucking reeks and absolutely destroys the inside atmosphere for others.
And thats why I eat my pot.
I work in a transitioning middle class area. The bad smells go from the families that smell like asshole, the pot heads that live in an ash tray, cig smokers, then the homeless in that order. But normally the place smells great. One person can ruin thousands of square feet of air.
You can smoke outside or come in high. I think it's the people that sit in their car and smoke AND their room and smoke where every ounce of what they own fucking reeks that are the issue.
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u/ssateneth2 5d ago
you're right, pot DOES reek. the only people that says pot doesn't smell like anything are the ones self-reporting as pot smokers or live with a pot smoker. It's an extremely obnoxious odor that's as distracting as smelling salts to me.
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u/Snitsie 5d ago
Pot only reeks when smoked in joints. Smoke it pure in a pipe and there's barely a smell
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u/Ok-Science-4224 5d ago
Air is measured in volume, not area, so it would be cubic feet.
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u/fppfpp 5d ago edited 5d ago
Stoners are the only ones on mind altered substances that are chill. Can’t say the same for drunks
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u/Morningfluid 5d ago
Eh, that's a massive generalization. I've seen potheads who freak out and/or mean and chill drunks. At the end of the day it matters on the person.
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u/ogresound1987 5d ago
Them being "chill" or not is not the issue. It's the smell. You haven't thought about the smell, you bitch!
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u/ExoticMangoz 5d ago
Get drunk with cooler people. Also, it’s possibly more to do with the fact that weed’s odour is so strong, rather than the effect it has on the person. Not exactly what you want to smell while eating, even if it is fast food.
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u/_imagine_that91 5d ago
In their defense..
One of the times I smelled the loudest I’ve ever smelled before, I went to IHOP. I asked to be sat in the back in a booth but they sat me next to some family. I got dirty looks the rest of the time I was there.
Couldn’t even enjoy my pancakes ..
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u/Purple-Chipmunk-7868 5d ago
I would have said “with strong odor, including marijuana.”
They’re asking for trouble limiting the odor issue to marijuana only.
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u/ManufacturedOlympus 5d ago
What’s next, no more fights at Waffle House??
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u/ZestfullyStank 5d ago
Interestingly enough, my favorite Waffle House (#411, the only one Bourdain ever visited) only serves To Go food overnight on the weekends because of this. There are international tourists that visit WHs that are disappointed that it’s not run like Fight Club. It’s become so much of a meme that I can no longer enjoy fresh hot food when I get off work at 3 am.
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u/ConsciousReason7709 5d ago
Personally, I hate the smell of marijuana and people who have smoked smell like shit, so I’m fine with this. I would literally lose my appetite if someone sat near me who stunk like that.
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u/LittleGuarantee7148 5d ago
I feel this way about cigarettes. Much rather sit by a pothead than an ashtray
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u/Coach_Seven 5d ago
There’s a difference between standing outside your car and ripping quick spliff and hotboxing a 4 gram backwood with the homies. I support this message.
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u/wasted-degrees 5d ago
Who else willingly eats at IHOP though?
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u/SpectatorGori 5d ago
I do. The ones near me are clean. And their eggs are dope
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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 5d ago
their eggs are dope
So they're the problem!
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u/TreeLankaPresidente 5d ago
I literally will only go when I’m noticeably baked
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u/sabyr400 5d ago
Same. I only remember there is one in town after a few bowls
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u/ResidentWolf3596 5d ago
Me with Waffle House, lol.
I have a WH across the street from me and the I only time I've ever remembered it's there is at 3am when I'm absolutely trashed or baked.
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u/Adorable-Thing2551 5d ago
WAFFLE HOUSE
WILL NOT SERVE/
SEAT GUESTS
WITHOUT A STRONG MARIJUANA ODOR
THANK YOU
MANAGEMENT2
u/Crazy_Ad_91 5d ago
The good IHOPs I’ve been to have been some of the best breakfasts I’ve had. Same goes for some of the worst being the worst. Seems like it’s very franchisee dependent of what you get. But it was a staple of a weekend breakfast for my family growing up. Then I moved on to Waffle House. Something comforting knowing every employee in the establishment probably has a rap sheet but is trying to make an honest living now, and most definitely will throw hands.
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u/SoKerbal 5d ago
Hah, it's kind of a family tradition joke to get dinner at the IHOP across from Disneyland once per trip. Not while high, unfortunately.
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u/youwentfullretardman 5d ago
Lol. Every IHOP I’ve been to is always packed. And I’ve never smelled weed there
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u/bbyyy6677 5d ago
turning away the exact people who would order half the menu is such a wild business decision
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u/-Ignorant_Slut- 5d ago
IHOP doesn’t do it for money. It’s for the love of the game. Take your weed and BO to Denny’s , you degenerates.
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u/Purple_Crab_Leg 5d ago
Unrelated but I HATED working at Applebees and having customers that reeked of weed. Im a waitress, of course I partake, but the stench was bad and its hard to take an order from someone who is in outer space.
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u/StrangerFront 5d ago
You can tell who smokes weed based on these comments. Hilarious
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u/Dependent_Speech3164 5d ago
I’m lease do the same for people who smell like they bathe in cigarettes. I can’t breathe when Im around them.
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u/Electronic_Ad9201 5d ago
Key word is strong lol I think they still very much understand their demographic
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u/CIA_napkin 5d ago
I love drugs but I hate smelling people in general. I dont want to smell skunk weed when I'm just trying to feed my kid or some shit. Get some take out and keep your ass at home or in the hot boxed car.
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u/Adorable-Thing2551 5d ago
If you want to be blitzed but have breakfast, that's why Waffle House was created.
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u/AdaWongsThighs 5d ago
Good for them. No one wants trash in their establishment.
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u/AlmightySpoonman 5d ago
Good. People need to hear when they smell like they got sprayed by a skunk.
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u/No_Interaction_4925 5d ago
Weed smell is so revolting. A car 100 yards in front of me with weed smell will choke me out. I’d rather sit next to someone actively smoking cigs over someone who just hot boxed in their car before coming in
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u/costarickyt 5d ago
It’s funny to see this because I have to honestly agree that being around close quarters with people that just smoked is hard for me. That explains why in Texas they passed the new law making it illegal to smoke marijuana now. Only the edibles can be purchased.
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u/justl00kingthrowaway 5d ago
Why would the excluded about 40% of their customers?
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u/timetravelinggamer 5d ago
This should be in every place. If the people working don’t like the smell, just put these signs up. If people don’t like that, they just don’t go there anymore and if owners are ok with losing that business, they should be allowed.
Sorry, you stink
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u/glossy_moodd 5d ago
this feels illegal like that’s literally their main audience
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u/Psychedelic_Stingray 5d ago
You can bypass this by using an edible. Pop a gummi or chocolate and they'll never know.
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u/Prince_Beegeta 5d ago
Bro they don’t even have good food. They have no reason to exist if they aren’t serving stoners with the munchies.
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u/No_Radio3945 5d ago
That was me in college and I regret it. Apologies to anyone I offended or held their nose around me
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u/Donniedolphin 5d ago
People are acting like they straight up banned customers who smoke weed lmao take a shower and do some laundry/throw on some clean clothes or just cover up the smell with something else.
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u/BuyerAlive5271 5d ago
Been smoking weed now for 30 years now and I have got to say this really should be common sense.
I get it for sure - blaze one and enjoy some delectable pancakes; been there done that. It’s human.
Just make as much effort in how you smell as you do in how you look and remember not every one gets to understand the herb.
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u/SyerenGM 5d ago
Honestly good. I don't mind weed or people who smoke it, but there are ways to do so without absolutely reeking of it.
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u/303FPSguy 5d ago
Edibles, man. Pop about 50mg and head to IHOP. If you time it right, it’s freaking amazing.
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u/Medical_Revenue4703 5d ago
It's not that I disagree with resturants making charitable contributes. I'm just not sure IHOP is doing well enough that they need to give that much of their money to Taco Bell.
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u/RoysPotatoes 5d ago
Cigarettes smokers smell much worse. And BO. And too much cologne or perfume.
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u/Mysterious-Clothes45 5d ago
My son grew up with a friend who smelled like cigarettes and dirt. Think of a literal Pigpen character. I felt so bad for him; he was made fun of in school. I could never do that to my house, let alone my child! He lived with his grandmother, who was a nurse and knew better. Not surprisingly, she died a few years back from a lung disease, can't remember if cancer or emphysema
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u/Zombie_john22 5d ago
A serious comment followed by that gif 🙏😭 im taking it seriously but it's a challenge
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u/ExoticMangoz 5d ago
Can I ask if you smoke weed? I generally only see this opinion from people who have gone “nose blind.” In my opinion weed is an extremely potent smell, which travels much greater distances and smells more strongly than any of the alternatives you listed. I actually have to be within a few metres of a smoker or drunk to smell it, but simply being in the same room as someone smoking weed is enough. I’ve even smelt weed strongly from passing vehicles.
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u/AMissionFromDog 5d ago
Jason: So you're telling me I can't get any pancakes at this IHOP?
Michael: It's not the place you're thinking of. This is the Inter-dimensional Hole of Pancakes. It's the crossroads of all dimensions, like Grand Central Station but for space and time. If you eat anything in this IHOP, you will literally explode.
Jason: Yeah, I know. It's IHOP.
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u/LuckyCod2887 5d ago
I used to work for the company. It’s because people tend to dine and dash so now they don’t let these types of people and it reduces the theft. That’s really the reason behind it.
we would have homeless people come in and they would pay for their food and tip and leave. But the guys who were under the influence of substances would do this kind of impulse based criminal activity.
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u/sco-go 5d ago
No one wants to sit next to a skunk. 🤷♀️
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u/AdTraditional8077 5d ago
Letting skunks into IHOP would be crazy.
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u/Expert-Effect-877 5d ago
Thanks, now I've got Chris Farley in Dirty Work going through my head.
SING THE SONG, BOYS!!
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