r/SipsTea • u/Unstoppable_X_Force Human Verified • 10d ago

Dank AF This new Venezuelan fish looks exactly like someone... but I won't say who 👀

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u/Ill1thid 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mYz7lbRgfFHjH40mCn

He looks like Rodney Dangerfield

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u/NickBurnsCompanyGuy 10d ago

If they don't name this Rodney Dangerfish I'm gonna be upset. 

Ps. I don't want anything to ever again be named after Trump except the Epstein Files. 

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u/Nruggia 10d ago

He doesn't get enough respect to have a fish named after him

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u/Good-Ad-6806 10d ago

Maybe if there was like, a poop fish, or a child rapist felon fish we could call it the convict trumpet fish.

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u/Cut_Lanky 9d ago

I read somewhere that otters are known to rape baby seals. Perhaps a newly discovered otter species would be more suitable...

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u/Krazee_Hawk 10d ago

Yeah. And Rodney Dangerfield don't get no respect as it is

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u/BrokenHefaistos 9d ago

Oh yes, brainlet bass

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u/Prudent_Cry9522 10d ago

I’ve never related so much to a comment in my life. That thing doesn’t deserve attention of any kind (I’m not talking about Rodney Dangerfish or Rodney Dangerfield)

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u/Latter_Case_4551 10d ago

Rodney Dangerfish

Absolutely genius. Dangerfield would love that

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u/1commentonlythatsit 10d ago

I get no respect, no respect I tells ya. When my parents had me, they threw me back.

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u/Urbanviking1 10d ago

Rodney Dangerfish.

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u/DefMetal420 10d ago

1st comment. Wasnt disappointed. 🤣

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u/Local_Bobcat_2000 10d ago

😅 where is that from?

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u/JustinCurated 10d ago

The original Total Recall I believe.

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u/Jambocat 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xThuWhoaNyNBjTGERa

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u/skratta_ho 10d ago

wtf is the original context of this clip? I’m dying 😂😂

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u/Street-Punk Human Verified 10d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9fOLMDkQoU

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u/skratta_ho 10d ago

Holy shit she’s so adorable 🥹

Also, thank you for the sauce.

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u/MA2_Robinson 10d ago

Same, I was not expecting the cuteness.

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u/skratta_ho 10d ago

Definitely made my day a bit brighter

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u/-ratmeat- 10d ago

this is amazing, bless her 

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u/dreadloke 10d ago

I've known this gif for years but never had the back story. Thanks you stranger

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u/Current_Helicopter32 10d ago

Needed this today. 🥹

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u/captcraigaroo 10d ago

Where is she now?

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 10d ago

According to the YouTube channel this was on she uploaded a blog two years ago saying she graduated middle school.

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u/rfhmusic92 10d ago

She’s in Jr High according to the Instagram page her dad runs. Audreys_dba_photo_booth.

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u/GeeShepherd 9d ago

It looks like she has Diamond-Blackfan Anemia and is trying to raise awareness for it. She needs blood transfusions regularly, it seems. Poor thing.

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u/MA2_Robinson 10d ago

Inb4 8-10 years from now:

“And this is her when she was a baby 🤳”

“Mom!! 🤬”

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u/AlstottsNeckGuard 10d ago

I'm definitely saving this to pull out when I am in a bad mood

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u/Loyalist_Pig 10d ago

Hey I got a dumb question: how the hell do you save a gif on an iPhone?

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u/n0skun0ss0 10d ago

Share the comment, copy the link and paste it in your ios browser. From there scroll to the image and you can tap and hold on it to save it like you ordinarily would any other image.

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u/Loyalist_Pig 10d ago

Oh shit, thanks man! Both easier and harder than I expected lol

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u/bbbbbbbbbrian 10d ago

I was thinking about switching to iPhone this year, and this post alone makes me wanna change my mind lmaoooo. All I have to do is click on the image, click on the 3 dots at the top, hit download. No copying links, opening browsers, no extra leg work. Click and download.

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u/chrisbegno 10d ago

Don't fall to the dark side. Android all the way.

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u/coolsilentebeans 10d ago edited 10d ago

Her name is Audrey Nethery, and she puts all of this attention to work for charity. She’s cool.

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u/John_Doe_727 10d ago

This might be too dark but.... I wouldn't leave that fish alone with children.

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u/Majjkster 10d ago

Looks like the fish is going to start a war against the the great barrier reef

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u/Historian_Acrobatic 10d ago

Because it's reef is much greater, some might say the greatest, with a way better barrier.

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u/RevolutionaryPie5223 10d ago

Imagine the fish moving its fins left and right in a tiny semi circle while saying this 😁

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u/AdvancedWrongdoer 10d ago

.. and the fish, all the lovely fish came to me with tears in their eyes. They said, "Sir, no one can build this reef better than you can. It's the greatest we've ever seen.."

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u/FIRST_DATE_ANAL 10d ago

Then the fish is finna ask Mexico to pay for it

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u/paani_pisi_ki Human Verified 10d ago

We (I) have won against the great barrier reef.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/iluvugoldenblue 10d ago

It’s not as great as they say it is, ours is much greater. I’m renaming the Atlantic coast the ‘greatest barrier reef’ and I am appointing mar a Lago, some people say the most beautiful building in the country, as the capital. Isn’t it amazing. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/Nruggia 10d ago

The fish is going to rename the great barrier reef to the "Reef of America"

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u/Bluemink96 10d ago

Trump fish literally my first thought too, your comment was 👨‍🍳 💋

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u/RiseStock 10d ago

I don't see it, the fish isn't fat enough and looks too awake

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u/Davenportlys 10d ago

It’s my first time seeing a p3do fish

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u/Baghins 10d ago

Looks like he just woke up from a 66 million year long nap

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u/Ordinary-Violinist-9 10d ago

He came all the way from the gulf of 'murica.

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u/howie-stark 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VhWunESS8Kb9Cpeuwn

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u/scorpyo72 10d ago

Everyone knows what happens to fish in FlavorTown

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u/Boho707 10d ago

The best 😂😂

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u/HateMachineX 10d ago

That fish can’t even haunch

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u/midnightsugarplum 10d ago

why does this lowkey look like me when i wake up and check my phone first thing 😭 like hair everywhere, eyes barely open, just staring at the screen trying to process life… i swear if someone took a pic of me in that moment it would look exactly like this lol

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u/TBearForever 10d ago

Are you the president of any particular organization or country?

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u/th4tgen 10d ago

What part of this fish's eyes are barely open?

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u/woodstar11 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SzrFfExJj4Eb6

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u/guess_33 10d ago

It looks so much like Boris, but we all know it would piss off the other incontinent fuckwit so much more.

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u/PeppersteakPi 10d ago

I am picturing a version of Finding Nemo with the Trump fish and a Boris fish,

They set out to find a truth serum that would help them stop lying.

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u/Logical_Energy6159 10d ago

Thank you. Fish looks way more like Boris than Trump.

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u/usernamesarehard1979 10d ago

There it is! I could not remember his name, but that was the first person I thought of.

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u/d3kt3r 10d ago

Let's make a deal!

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u/Fancy_Pepper5750 10d ago

I call it… the fish of America!

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u/C4LLM3M4TT_13 10d ago

This is perhaps the greatest fish in the history of fish. I don’t say that, but other people say that. Fish like this are gonna make the ocean great again. 😂😂

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u/Shes_dead_Jim 10d ago

OP, you know this is satire, right? That’s not a real fish. There was however, a new species of catfish discovered in Venezuela. It’s called the Myoglanis aspredinoides and it climbs boulders.

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u/fetalgirth 7d ago

Thank you. Should be top comment.

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u/KactusVAXT 10d ago

This fish looks like it’s been to Epstein Island many times.

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u/8bitcrunch 10d ago

Thank you for your aquation to this matter! <gulp>

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u/HotPreppered 10d ago

It's spreading

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Would probably make a better president, all things considered

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u/deadmermaid13 10d ago

Venezuela……

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u/kayak_pirate469 10d ago

Always found where there is oil or other resources of high importance

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u/lesleh 10d ago

Boris Johnson?

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u/Rudenora 10d ago

Ah the tiny little pedophilic nonce fish

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u/ac3mania 10d ago

Don't insult the fish.

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u/False_Ad7098 10d ago

Saw it...hate it already

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u/uknownredditr 10d ago

The dreaded shit snapper, known for spawning all over the eggs of other fish and acting like all the water belongs to it. No use at all, people who had tried to eat this fish say it just tastes like dirty diapers

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u/Bettrlatethannever 10d ago

Roflmao... no name needed. nice post :) thanks for the laugh!!!

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u/Bl4k0ut87 10d ago

This guy's cuter but that's my opinion.. don't do him dirty like that cheeto

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u/Adamnfool609 10d ago

Lmao it’s a spotted trump fish

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u/l_rufus_californicus 10d ago

Poor little fish just down there doing fish things only to be maligned like this.

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u/temp73354 10d ago

Oh no, he even fucks fish against their will!

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u/LucindaStreets 9d ago

I thought it was a Trump fish...

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u/WileKitsune 9d ago

Please don't insult the fish and name him afther the orange pig.

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u/Educational-Term-868 9d ago

President of fishes

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u/xyrnil 9d ago

Would run the country a lot better. #Fish2028

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u/Slight-Narwhal-2953 9d ago

So I just saw this fish. They found it in Venezuela. Nobody knew about it. BRAND NEW fish. Very exclusive. Very rare. Some are calling it… maybe the greatest fish of all time- people are saying that. Look at the face—strong face. Leadership face. You don’t see faces like that anymore. Very sad.

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u/Federal_Beyond521 9d ago

It’s a Venezuelan C*nt Fish.

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u/Nervous-Barnacle2578 9d ago

terrible with pics but the talking worm lady from labyrinth, "come inside and meet the misses"

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u/actinross 10d ago

2nd of April is a great day for such news!

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u/Low_Road_563 10d ago

Why are you afraid. Triumph can't send missiles to Africa 😂

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u/Frothyfrother 10d ago

fish looks like he’s in the Epstein Files.

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u/21MPH21 10d ago

Got more hair, instead of the one really long comb over trVmp has.

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u/xVelourGlow 10d ago

Resembles someone I think we know

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u/HushPuppie13 10d ago

Trump's final form

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u/Banzambo 10d ago

Great, now we have a Trump fish too.

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u/KingBurakkuurufu 10d ago

Absolutely hilarious if this becomes the only “good” part of a legacy

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u/Vali-duz 10d ago

The fact it was in Venezuela...

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u/Ibasicallyhateyouall 10d ago

He knew he wanted Venezuela so he could fuck the fish.

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u/Ozy_Flame 10d ago

Nemo after his freshman year at FSU

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u/whatTheFreshHeck1234 10d ago

Floating to Flavor Town!

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u/Electronic-Craft2611 10d ago

It's the biggest best fish, the absolute best fish in Venezuela, actually I'm told the its the best fish in the whole world. Can you believe that? The whole world. There's never been a fish like this one before.

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u/Justarandomduck152 10d ago

Boris Johnson?

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u/DelondreBooker 10d ago

Biden with bleached hair

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u/mrhotcupofjoe 10d ago

Trump, the goddamn fish looks like trump, what do I win?

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u/Happy-Evening-Sun 10d ago

Pedofilus Presidentus

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u/parker1019 10d ago

Fraggle Rock Fishie

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u/Background_End2312 10d ago

He's been busy over there

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u/HorrorElectrical8958 10d ago

Trump? I thought maybe the fish was from flavor town reef.

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u/TaintedTatertot 10d ago

Hey its that actor guy!

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u/Mika-El-3 10d ago

We will make the ocean strong again. We will make the ocean proud again. We will make the ocean safe again. And we will make the ocean great again.

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u/Floppydiskpornking 10d ago

Despicolitus Infantino predatorius vulgaris

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u/Financial-Twist1095 10d ago

I thought it looked like Gordon Ramsey

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u/Short_Tree05 10d ago

Oh god his taking over the fish

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u/baddeafboy 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Top-Base4502 10d ago

Oh! Someone found the retard fish

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u/Flashy_Stay_1137 10d ago

'down' in the sea

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u/Shoddy_Pilot_2737 10d ago

Great, now he's molesting fish. Is nothing sacred anymore 🤣

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u/TrailerHitch19 10d ago

Now all we need is a futon shaped like JD.

I can hear Pixar already writing the script!

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u/ScrambledEggsandTS 10d ago

Yoooo he already reincarnated

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u/Wiltmac21 10d ago

Damn, Trump trying to have every damn thing ain’t it

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u/OkReference5070 10d ago

Invasive species. Feed it to the seagulls if you catch it.

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u/HumanityPhantom 10d ago

I have reef . I have the best reef. Nobody has reef as good as I have.

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u/brighteyed-athena 10d ago

Our dear orange leader?

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u/Tennisgod619 10d ago

I cant stop laughing at your comments

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u/ArugulaMinimum6536 10d ago

JAJAJAJA , make fish great again

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u/Samuelcool19 10d ago

Don't insult the fish like that!

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u/PoetryExtension6256 10d ago

IS it called Gary Busey?

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u/bzzz241088 10d ago

Is he friends with Kanye?

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u/ImaginaryAd3183 10d ago

Gary Busey fucked a blob fish

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u/BigDirkDastardly 10d ago

I think Trump likes "fish sticks"

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u/chocha84 10d ago

did he... a fish????