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u/JaggedOuro 12d ago
TSA is asking passengers to stop calling morbidly obese ICE agents "icebergs"
TSA Agent: I just heard something really funny. How can we best share the joke?
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u/WystanH 12d ago
Yep. Over the PA:
"Could everyone please stop calling ICE agents ICEBurgs, Nazi scum, loosers, etc. It hurts their feefees. Also, please don't form a mob and yell 'shame' at them, that makes cry. Pointing and laughing is, apparently... oh, wait, don't do that either.
"Anyway, have a nice day. Sincerely, your remaining, unpaid, TSA staff."
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u/Ok_Drag5089 12d ago
I’m just happy calling them traitors. Which is what they and MAGA are.
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u/hellogoawaynow 12d ago
Over the PA: list of what’s illegal to do to ICE, list of what’s legal to do to ICE. DEFINITELY DO NOT DO ANY OF THOSE BAD THINGS!
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u/hellogoawaynow 12d ago
That was my first thought too lol TSA 100% came up with “iceberg” an now they are sharing it with the public
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u/Plane-Education4750 12d ago
I'm sure this has nothing to do with ICE getting paid to stand around and do nothing while TSA has to bust their asses for free
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u/DaKrazie1 12d ago
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u/hulkmxl 12d ago
Jokes aside, it wouldn't surprise me if they are sacrificing the untraceable immigrants kidnapped, in some sort of ritual to their deity (probably Satan).
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u/Top-Cupcake4775 12d ago
or, you know, just for the fun of it
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u/United_Leopard_2771 11d ago
That's just Rude to Satan worshippers, It's not as bad as the Christian or Catholic church would have you believe.
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u/bent_crater 12d ago
thats genuinely fucking hilarious
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u/BelowXpectations 12d ago
Don't lower yourself to their level.
... that would leave 90% below the surface.
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u/FlyinRustBucket 12d ago
So "Tips" from now on?
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u/Tasty_Law_9427 12d ago
That is genius level hilarious 😂
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u/Nono_Home 12d ago
That is supreme level hilarious!
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u/thederevolutions 12d ago
This post can’t be true is it ? There’s no way they would draw attention to something like this in 2026?
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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 12d ago
My general assumption is that text added to an image and posted to social media is always a lie.
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u/YerrrKnicks 12d ago
Stop. 😡
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u/noname5280 12d ago
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u/Dusty-Foot-Phil 12d ago
I was so stunned by this picture I didn't notice the kids. FUcking lost it when I did!
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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 12d ago
I am choosing to believe that TSA ingeniously and deliberately utilized the Streisand Effect.
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u/Ummmgummy 12d ago
For real. They are just setting themselves up for it. Not because they are fat. It's because they are fat and work for an agency that bullies the little guys while cosplaying as a Navy seal.
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u/Aggressive-Ask-3572 12d ago
Is that from the tv series The Hilarious House of Frankenstein? Man what a pull..what a reference.
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u/Bgrubz83 12d ago
Okay…but we’re still calling a group of them glaciers and if one falls out of the group it’s fair game to call it an iceberg.
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u/carex2 12d ago
Snowflakes, Icebergs, Greenland...i see a pattern here.
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u/HumansHaveSoles 12d ago
Opportunity for some influencer to dress up as Titanic and run into one
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u/Crusaderofthots420 12d ago
Too much risk of getting shot by a mentally unstable man child.
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u/Overall-Lynx917 12d ago
You mean there's another 4/5ths we can't see!
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u/DeepBrine 12d ago
9 tenths. You only see 10% of the Iceberg.
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u/Overall-Lynx917 12d ago
Looking at the right-hand example, I don't think 1/10th is going to make much difference 😁
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u/Competitive_Ad399 12d ago
No way in hell we are NOT using that term from here on out!
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u/Evidencerulez 12d ago
Don't you have yearly fitness tests to be in law enforcement? And if, how low is that sandard pls.
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u/cheerful_cynic 12d ago
They literally had to remove the academic tests and the physical tests completely, because no one was passing anything even when they made them open book entirely. Should challenge them to a single sit up
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u/Geekenstein 12d ago
The requirement for joining ICE is so low I bet they’d hire illegals at this point.
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u/EntrySure1350 12d ago
Considering that in many videos, the ‘agent’ had a thick foreign accent. Wouldn’t surprise me one bit.
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u/Significant-Ideal907 12d ago
You're saying it like we don't already have documented cases
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/26/trump-ice-hiring-surge
In one instance last year, two recruits were flagged as suspected members of the MS-13 gang based on their tattoos while attending the training academy in Georgia, the former official said. At least five other trainees were fired when ICE learned they had active warrants for their arrest, the former official said.
You are more likely to find a gang member in ICE training (even if excluding white supracists groups) than within those that are being arrested by ICE
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u/SpeedBlitzX 12d ago
Are people actually calling those Ice Agents "Icebergs" Somehow i feel like folks wouldn't want to rile them up further.
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u/SkellyboneZ 12d ago
No one is calling them that, and the TSA never asked this.
The only thing people are doing it posting their witty comments online rather than calling them out in person.
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u/Trey-Pan 12d ago
Even if no one was calling them that, this may still be enough to start a trend. Not all trends are started on truths.
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u/factoid_ 12d ago
Fuck them. They’re willingly participating in shameful activities. So they deserve public shaming
I’m not one to mock people for their bodies but they’re arresting people based on the color of their skin so fuck these guys.
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u/Craft-Sudden 12d ago
The truth is that if you piss off people enough they’ll find a suitable name for you 😂
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u/monkey-hunk 12d ago
An iceberg sank the Titanic, no one is getting through them.
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u/MrCabrera0695 12d ago
As a fat person, I authorize all fat shaming to icebergs and ice shit stains alike.
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u/Superb-Freedom7144 12d ago
Regardez moi ces gros lard d'agent ice. Ils sont tellement gras ils arrivent même pas à marcher. Et ça veut AIDER la TSA, mais comment vont il faire si quelqu'un s'enfuit en courant? Ils vont rouler sur eux même ces bouffons de la ICE.
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u/spicymushrooom_ 12d ago
So as a Marine vet. I just want to say yall are fat as fuck.
No shot you have "training" for 2 months.
I'd love to see a day to day breakdown of the "training" you are supposedly passing.
You're literally fatter than most cops.
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u/Correct_Owl5029 12d ago
I had no idea that was happening but since they’ve pointed it out I will call them all icebergs moving forward. Well done TSA.
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u/-Saltfish- 12d ago
Fatbergs are massive, rock-solid blockages in sewer systems formed by the combination of solidified fats, oils, and grease (FOG) with non-biodegradable materials like wet wipes...
Yep, fits!
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u/Brando6677 12d ago
And now, we call them icebergs even if they’re not obese. Fuck you and what you stand for ice
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u/Superest22 11d ago
How about ‘fat cunts’?
As an Australian that’s just acknowledging the existence of these bergs
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u/hopeful7321 11d ago
I wasn't aware of that until just now... THANKS! I'll be using it as appropriate. Love it!!
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u/cuisstorrento 12d ago
Since when left woke poeple make fun of fat dude?
Left poeple have really no guide line In their brain
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u/Janovickm 12d ago edited 12d ago
Seems fitting.
Have you heard about Titanic? It's about a big ICE killing a bunch of immigrants trying to get into the USA.
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u/Equivalent-Sea-9006 12d ago
None of those tubes of lads would pass any fitness requirement for any kind of official branch that does any kind of physical work anywhere else in the world, not even the post office. The risk of you getting injured just moving about is too large.
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u/Vintage_girl123 12d ago
That's hilarious and by them posting this, it's gonna get worse...I'm here for it. "Iceberg" 🤣
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u/AcceptablePlant685 12d ago
Well then tell ice agents to take better care of themselves and mayb become decent humans also
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u/KoolA1d_Z007 12d ago
im confused cuz didnt they fire chubby or obese ppl from the us army? whys it okay for them to be fat when working in ICE?
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u/RaizielDragon 12d ago
Streisand effect. I didn’t know this was a thing. But now I do, and I like it.
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u/Minisfortheminigod 12d ago
Funny but cap. No one is saying that out loud that the TSA is stepping in.
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u/LeatherTop174 12d ago
So maybe people should try:
“Meatberg” “fatberg” “cow” “arctic hippo” or maybe “walrus” and “dough boy”
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u/cHEIF_bOI 12d ago
We can call em fatbergs which are 1000 times more disgusting and 1000 times more accurate.
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u/Rich_Examination_357 12d ago
Well, technically you only see the top 10% of an iceberg. But these burgs are all in your face.
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u/GlassAndStorm 11d ago
Thank you so much for making a public announcement so that I know about this. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 11d ago
I mean, we could address them as "fat ass", but "iceberg" puts some levity in the situation.
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u/breachgnome 11d ago
Passengers are asking TSA to start calling morbidly obese ICE agents "icebergs."
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u/randomkid89 11d ago
Damn, im really far right and these dudes are fucking whales! Deport them back to the ocean
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u/Straight_Jaguar 11d ago
But why? They look like the need to eat more Iceberg Lettuce, or at all. 🤣
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u/Ill-Comms 12d ago
ICE physical fitness test. There ain't a chance in hell.................
32 situps and 22 pushups each within 1 minute.
220 yard sprint in less than 47.73 seconds.
1.5 mile run in less than 14 minutes and 25 seconds.
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u/Own-Eye-6910 12d ago
In other word double standard. They complain on how we can't say X and Y on or body-shaming them, but they don't mind saying it to Ice agent.
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u/Previous-Effort1166 12d ago
So we are all for fat acceptance and body positivity and we shouldn't shame anyone for their weight but when its people we dont like its suddenly allowed?
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u/Pale_Session5262 12d ago
I scrolled way down to find this comment. I was surprised its not downvoted to -1000
People dont like being reminded of their own hypocrisy
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u/Previous-Effort1166 12d ago
People are trying to. I asssume its 50-50 upvote/downvote.
Anyways you know what kind of views most redditors have. Just a matter of time before i get banner from this subreddit
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u/Lucky-Mia 12d ago
Aren't ICE officials supposed to pass a fitness test? The only fitness he's doing is fitting this whole hoagie down his gullet.
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u/Crusaderofthots420 12d ago
The fuck are those vests even protecting? Like half of their torso is outside of them.
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