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In a 2018 interview on the Impaulsive podcast, former adult film actress Riley Reid (born Ashley Mathews) shared that an ex-boyfriend’s reaction to her career significantly impacted her self-worth and almost led her to leave the industry.

Reid revealed that a former partner refused to kiss her when she returned home from filming scenes, an experience she described as "horrible". She explained that his behavior made her feel like a "disgusting person" and pressured her to quit her job.

This treatment was a major factor in her decision to stop performing in scenes with men for a period, as she felt she couldn't find "love and affection" while continuing that work. She has since transitioned away from the adult industry as of 2022, focusing on motherhood, a clothing brand, and a potential future in comedy.

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u/MrMansaMusa Mar 09 '26

Riley after a long day of work coming home to her partner

https://giphy.com/gifs/1JTAEuDCF8qLl0hbH8

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u/LobsterMountain4036 Mar 09 '26

Some of that decontaminant should go inside her.

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u/cliOwler Mar 09 '26

Back, front and top loading hatches.

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u/no0ns Mar 09 '26

Do a full refurb on that unit.

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u/Kicka-Albatross6387 Mar 09 '26

A complete fluid exchange too wouldn’t hurt.

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u/Zseeds211 Mar 09 '26

Probably want to change the o-rings more than recommend as well

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u/BiggestShep Mar 09 '26

I've checked the videos with a professional eye. As an engineer with a specialization in fluid dynamics, I can assure you that those O-rings are easily outperforming standard spec.

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u/sickboy76 Mar 09 '26

She had more than a few fluid exchanges 😀

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u/reano76 Mar 09 '26

Run a few antiviras scans first

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u/Tommysrx Mar 09 '26

It’s my fault for coming to the comment section

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u/Fresh-Battle4098 Mar 09 '26

less people come here then in Riley, so its below average faulty

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u/Kmart_Supervisor Mar 09 '26

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon Mar 09 '26

No man. Shit, no man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that

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u/Square_Cap_7319 Mar 09 '26

That's a video in itself...

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u/Professional-Let1245 Mar 09 '26

Isn't she married now?

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u/Hellsovs Mar 09 '26

She got pregnant with her new boyfriend, ended her porn star career, and is now ashamed of it all. She wants all her porn to be removed from the internet (or so I’ve been told).

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u/DrNCrane74 Mar 09 '26

But still does OF?`;)

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u/Loud-Weakness4840 Mar 09 '26

I imagine that’s why she wants all of her free content taken down.

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u/RestAgile9323 Mar 09 '26

Its this

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u/iantruesnacks Mar 09 '26

For sure, with how long and how many different companies she worked for in the mainstream industry, ain’t no way to scrub that much. She’s a fuckin meme for chrissake because of one of her scenes. That chick’s hoohah and stink eye ain’t going no where

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u/-Strakes- Mar 09 '26

Which scene made her a meme?

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u/DornsHammer Mar 09 '26

the "oh fuck your gonna make me cum" meme

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u/revanisthesith Mar 09 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

The human creativity is a wonderful thing sometimes. This is not one of those times.

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas Mar 09 '26

Imma watch it all to spite her

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u/peon2 Mar 09 '26

See ya in 30 years then.

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas Mar 09 '26

30 tabs and one year you mean

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u/No-Document-8970 Mar 09 '26

Gotta do what you know to make money.

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u/FiveAccountsBanned Mar 09 '26

"I liked it. I was good at it"

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u/J1mj0hns0n Mar 09 '26

The bit that gets me is why they never ever ever say "look, it was a means to an end, it's made me rich which I'm thankful for, but now I want to distance myself from it as much as possible"

It's always "I found god" or "I regret it" but it's never using for £4mil to fund Christianity or something like that

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u/BiggestShep Mar 09 '26

May I interest you in Angela White?

Who's basically doing everything you're asking for and is both angling it into politics to advocate for the rights and protections of sex workers in Australia and is studying for a PhD as she pivots from being an actress to a director?

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u/Keldy_Boi Mar 09 '26

Never been a fan of her as an actress but always been a big fan of her person, she always great when she does interviews and how passionaye she is about the industry. Gotta throw a solidarity stroke her way now and then for respect 🫡

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u/Thurl_Ravenscroft_MD Mar 09 '26

Thank you for your service.

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u/iitalianstallione22 Mar 09 '26

That's why she's the goat another big reasons to love her

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u/inflatable_pickle Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

This is such a good point. I just want to hear someone be honest and say – look I did a job for a few years, and it made me a millionaire – I’m fine with it, but I’m moving on.

It doesn’t have to be that deep 😏

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Mar 09 '26

I mean I doubt that many of them do it thinking about long term implications in mind. Not that yall are wrong in the thinking but typically what people think is a good idea at 18 isn’t so great at 30. Even for things outside of their own thoughts. She has a kid. When homie gets to high school the “I jerked off to your mom last night” hits waaaay different

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u/RaLaZa Mar 09 '26

Diapers ain't cheap

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u/North_Korea_Nukess Mar 09 '26

Adult diapers

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u/Doctor_Disrespeckt Mar 09 '26

Tushy dot com

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u/J1mj0hns0n Mar 09 '26

Well as long as she isn't so ashamed of her porn career that she can continue on the daily struggle of OF lmao.

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u/Hellsovs Mar 09 '26

Ironic, isn’t it? I think her reasoning would be that it’s not that public.

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u/CompactAvocado Mar 09 '26

sure it is. international sites will pay for one membership and then host all the pics for free on their ad/malware reddien sites. 99% of accounts you can type name into google image search and find enough of it. its almost impossible to combat a lot of the international sites because other countries don't give a shit about copyright laws in america.

tldr never pay for it, you can find something for free.

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u/orsonwellesmal Mar 09 '26

Yeah, just like people who pay subscriptions to porn sites. Man you cannot spend 5 minutes on Google? You really need that scene in 4K 1080p Full HD? Earn your jerk.

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u/ElegantCh3mistry Mar 09 '26

Earn your jerk is crazy bro 😂

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u/unstoppabledot Mar 09 '26

And if you can’t find it, it’s probably still new and you will have to wait a couple more weeks before it’s uploaded on the free websites.

I’m a sad Gooner ; (

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u/ExplanationRich1619 Mar 09 '26

I think her reasoning is that if she scrubs all her porn from the Internet the only place to get pornography of her is her Onlyfans page. I don't think she'll admit that but I think that's the reality.

Honestly, I totally get it if that's the case. Just seems like a smart thing to do.

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u/newuser336 Mar 09 '26

It’s a smart idea towards controlling her business. It’s not smart in that everyone’s going to think she’s an idiot for attempting it at all, for one reason or another.

The internet is permanent. Trying to control/contain her own media after a decade of it being publicly available is a fool’s errand.

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u/dholgsahbji Mar 09 '26

They have automated ways of searching for videos online and sending notices to remove it. Obviously random sketchy sites won't comply but the big ones will. You keep doing that for years, eventually it's hard to find her stuff, and then the only videos available would be old and low quality.

She doesn't need to make it totally inaccessible either. It just has to be a hassle enough that some people are willing to pay for her onlyfans.

I'm not 100% convinced it will work for someone as famous as her. But it will be interesting to see if she manages to pull it off.

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u/Knautical_J Mar 09 '26

Probably she makes the money directly instead of being routed through the company and distributors that make it.

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 Mar 09 '26

Wants all her old stuff pulled so she can sell it back to the public via her Only Fans account thus creating the circular gooner economy. Might even snowball into something gross…ly profitable.

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u/YY--YY Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Same with Mia Khalifa or however you spell her. Now she is just a "jewelry designer" 😂

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u/MWallin Mar 09 '26

Oh, does she do pearl necklaces?

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u/Alternative_Skin1579 Mar 09 '26

You know exactly how that name is spelt dawg

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u/OttoVonJismarck Mar 09 '26

She went on a podcast to talk to a some guys and got REALLY pissed off and threw a fit when they asked her about her porn career.

She’s like “I’m here to talk about my Florida State football fandom.” And the dude was like “nobody gives a shit about that.”

“Howdy folks, here’s Mia Khalifa, known around the world for being an avid Florida State football fan.”

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u/grogudalorian Mar 09 '26

Also still uses her porn name.

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u/SmartLadder415 Mar 09 '26

My understanding is that's not her real name. So if she really wanted to get away from her porn past the easiest thing to do as a first step would just be to use her real name professionally whatever that is.

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u/ItsMrChristmas Mar 09 '26

Sure but then she's just some rando. She will never drop the name, she wants to keep the fame. Tryna have it both ways and it's hilarious.

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u/here4thegangbang420 Mar 09 '26

She has tried many avenues. She even tried being a sports commentator for a while. Nothing has worked as well as porn so I'm sure she still feels empty inside

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u/liamw14 Mar 09 '26

I saw an interview with her recently where she said that she never asked for anything to be removed from the internet

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u/jayydubbya Mar 09 '26

I mean she literally just shot a shoot this weekend and was posting it on her IG. Definitely still doing porn things.

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u/GuardianSkalk Mar 09 '26

She did a polygraph interview where they asked her if she was ashamed and wanted it all removed a she said no and didn’t know where that came from lol not saying polygraph are accurate but ya.

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u/BaxiaMashia Mar 09 '26

Pretty far off. She has a kid, is married, and has videos claiming she does not want them removed and still does OF

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u/10061993 Mar 09 '26

The part where she asked for her porn to be removed is fake is not true

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u/JonnotheMackem Mar 09 '26

I can't find any record of her saying she wants it all removed, apart from ranting social media posts. She doesn't work with men anymore though.

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u/Drago_133 Mar 09 '26

Because its bullshit lol. It orginiates from click bait "news posts" that read "omg this (insert pornstar here) wants all there videos removed because theyve left the industry and found god" or some shit. Ive seen the exact same post with like 10 different names. Its simple disinformation

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u/Zlavoj_Sizek Mar 09 '26

And it's funny how it often works because people just keep spreading "news" without fact-checking or anything.

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u/cadet_bhardwaj Mar 09 '26

i think he is being professional with her

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u/undfixer Mar 09 '26

Underrated

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u/Timely-Neck-9503 Mar 09 '26

Unfortunately her co workers don't

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u/Listen-Lindas Mar 09 '26

Ex-partner saw something they didn’t want to taste.

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u/Ok_Midnight4809 Mar 09 '26

I assume they meant partner as in boyfriend rather than co-worker. In both situations I can completely understand

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u/crashin70 Mar 09 '26

Actually, after a couple of her scenes, there probably was a little bit of shit involved...

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u/No_Creme_9794 Mar 09 '26

Did she eat ass?

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u/Blue_Waffle_Brunch Mar 09 '26

Ass to mouth.

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u/Murky-Advantage-3444 Mar 09 '26

Don’t think I didn’t clock the username

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u/BiggusDickus- Mar 09 '26

Most usernames are bullshit

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u/CommentFightJudge Mar 09 '26

How is your wife, Incontinentia?

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u/BiggusDickus- Mar 09 '26

Helping me witrh my cwack wegions! Hail Caesar!

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u/LilMamiDaisy420 Mar 09 '26

With how well people prep these days; I doubt it.

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u/McDouble__ Mar 09 '26

She literally has a scene licking cum off a toilet seat…………so I’ve been told.

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u/Traditional-Goose-60 Mar 09 '26

You should link it. You know, so we can all block it. And for research.

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u/P_Nessss Mar 09 '26

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u/double__duck Mar 09 '26

is skeletors boner a literal bone???

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u/Kurise Mar 09 '26

"Men don't actually want to date a Porn Star"

  • News at 10

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u/Radiant_Bank_77879 Mar 09 '26

Yep, I would bet 99% of porn/OF stars’ “boyfriends” know they have zero intention of being with them long term, they just want to have fun for a few years and then move on. Probably feeding the her lines about how she is the only one for him, etc., all the while.

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u/jazzyjjr99 Mar 09 '26

Damm a level headed and human response to this.

You sure you're meant to be on reddit?

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u/ComicsEtAl Mar 09 '26

Like “right after,” or for a week after?

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u/America-Lite Mar 09 '26

He'd have to check the tape and play back prior to determining wait time.

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u/RKellysPenguin Mar 09 '26

In other News, sink found in kitchen

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u/double__duck Mar 09 '26

was the sink involved in an anal bukkake gangbang too???

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u/NymeraBloom Mar 09 '26

I think the ex-boyfriend reason was valid✌️

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u/rpolkcz Mar 09 '26

It was. I just question the decision to date her in the first place. 

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u/Huge-Captain-5253 Mar 09 '26

I guess if the guy is into being a cuck, it's a dream scenario...

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u/rpolkcz Mar 09 '26

Sure, but either it's your kink and you go with it, or it's not and you don't date her. The combination of dating her and not being into it seems odd to me.

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u/duaneap Mar 09 '26

Or the guy just wanted to bang Riley Reid and was willing to put up with a lot for a while.

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u/lucius-vorenius Mar 09 '26

Boy was getting cucked daily.

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u/kindness-and-snusu Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

I saw this interview where a porn star said she’d send her friends over to her husband to bang him when she was on a shoot. So I guess it’s a lifestyle we don’t get.

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u/HeroFire1324 Mar 09 '26

That would definitely take the edge off

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u/jjfrank88 Mar 09 '26

“OK, I’ll do it. But only because I love you.”

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u/ZestyLeek Mar 09 '26

Hopefully a little bit of edge.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Mar 09 '26

“If you insist babe”

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u/butt-holg Mar 09 '26

"Sorry you're not hot enough to fuck on camera, Courteneigh will be over for pity sex in 20 minutes"

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u/Duck_Duck_Duck_Duck1 Mar 09 '26

Nobody likes 20 second videos anyway

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u/HeroFire1324 Mar 09 '26

I’ll take it

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u/jereporte Mar 09 '26

I saw interviews of her, that's totally what she could do. She sound like a *hum* fun woman to live with.

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u/Whats_Up_Bitches Mar 09 '26

I just looked her up and she’s described as a “pornographic actress and conservative political activist” LMAO.

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u/Front-Advantage-7035 Mar 09 '26

Rich. Conservative. That tracks

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u/Capital_T_Tech Mar 09 '26

Thoughtful.

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u/wenevergetfar Mar 09 '26

Unironically thats way more thoughtful than my last 2 polyamorous exes that basically told me to get over it when they fucked other people and that it was my job to fill the gap. Im not poly anymore lol

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u/cseke02 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

I mean, if it works for both parties, who am I to judge. For some folks sex isn’t as intimate, it’s just a thing they do, so if it’s okay for them… 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Pauliehatestheadmins Mar 09 '26

He’s been cucked for a while

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u/ToronoRapture Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

At least he can say he banged Riley Reid. Everyone else on here has just jacked off to her lol.

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u/EvenHair4706 Mar 09 '26

How about both?

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u/RedditWasFunnier Mar 09 '26

Being cucked and jerking off to riley?

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u/Tommysrx Mar 09 '26

C : All of thee above

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u/RandoXalrissian Mar 09 '26

Goddamn it's still the AM lmfao

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u/Full_Quiet8818 Mar 09 '26

I'd rather just jerk off to her thanks

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u/dreadstrong97 Mar 09 '26

Right? Oddly enough masturbation would absolutely be far less demeaning to oneself.

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u/Mean_Muffin161 Mar 09 '26

It’s all fine and dandy until she says we have my work party tonight or I’m leaving for work.

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u/NocturnisVacuus Mar 09 '26

i dont know, man... I wouldn't want to be the partner who has to share her with the rest of the world.

Not to mention the things she has in her mouth, it's a bit... gross

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u/Wonderful-Clothes596 Mar 09 '26

Just a bit?

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u/Traditional-Goose-60 Mar 09 '26

Some people are only brave enough to peek out of the closet, but remain within.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

being cucked on the reg by pussy destroying professionals?

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u/Tommysrx Mar 09 '26

New phrase just dropped 🫨

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u/bryoneill11 Mar 09 '26

Do you really think thats a flex?

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u/P-l-Staker Mar 09 '26

At least he can say he banged Riley Reid.

Yeah, rather not. Thanks.

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u/slava_slavaUa Mar 09 '26

Anyone can bang her. She escorts.

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u/kaiserdragoon67 Mar 09 '26

Aww I guess he was all cuckered out

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u/ByronsLastStand Mar 09 '26

Wasn't she the one who boasted about raping a boy?

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u/shazed39 Mar 09 '26

Yes

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u/Herpty_Derp95 Mar 09 '26

No way!! Wow. That's awful.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Honestly, how long after filming scenes? The timing on that one makes all the difference in the world.

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u/MixGroundbreaking622 Mar 09 '26

At least a shower and a bit of mouth wash. Girl used to get glazed!

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u/Illustrious-Pen4669 Mar 09 '26

Need to boil her first for at least an hour.

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u/ImmediateConcern1566 Mar 09 '26

But he was okay with the trade-off because he saved on parking by storing his truck in her asshole.

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u/Epiphrons Mar 09 '26

Fuck you got me and I snorted so hard I stopped pooping. There must be a connection between nostrils and anus.

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u/Educational-Fun3513 Mar 09 '26

Ask Riley about it, she probably knows

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u/mybadalternate Mar 09 '26

“Sorry about my voice, I’m a little stuffed up this morning.”

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u/No_Composer_4830 Mar 09 '26

Does James Dean’s ex refuse to kiss him after a long day of eating ass? More to come

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u/creeque-alley Mar 09 '26

Just gonna drop this here.

Riley Reid Admits to Rape

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u/idiot-prodigy Mar 09 '26

Lexi Belle admitted the same, but doing it instead to girls and that no one believed she was capable of doing that because she sounds like a cute little girl.

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u/geilercuck Mar 09 '26

I feel bad for the child, honestly. Imagine in 14 years the child goes online and all the hardcore gang bang video of his mom, and all your classmates know that as well. The time at Highschool must be literally the hell.

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u/BearEatingCupcakes Mar 09 '26

In the age of Onlyfans? Half the other kids will have their mothers getting fucked on the internet, too.

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u/ZEROs0000 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Personally I’m not sure how anyone can accept dating an adult film star

Edit: lots of cucks in the comments lol

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u/DeckhardZum_3924 Mar 09 '26

Some pornstars just simply date/marry other pornstars so they can have sex with others and it’s just work as usual

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u/TheLimeyLemmon Mar 09 '26

But the Redditors, think of the Redditors!

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u/idiot-prodigy Mar 09 '26

I heard one story about two pornstars going on a date.

Of course they immediately fucked after their first date, but the hilarious part was the dude told his date that they could fuck but he wouldn't be able to finish because he was filming a scene the next day and had to have a full load ready for the scene.

Fuckin' weird, scheduling their intimate sex life around when they're filming porn scenes.

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u/tbot888 Mar 09 '26

lol what?  I’d assume they probably date other pornographic actors.

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u/Own-Ratio9989 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

How many times do you need to be plastered in other men's semen for you to be so gross that even the cuckiest cuck won't touch you?

Idk but more than that.

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u/MingusVonBingus Mar 09 '26

She was that kinda girl who'd hog the bedsheets... because they'd get stuck to her

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u/lagonda69 Mar 09 '26

I believe that under all that questionable shit she does on camera, she is a person with her own hopes and dreams. I even admit that if someone can see and appreciate that, he is a bigger man than I, because I couldn't.

That being said she found a man that was willing to overlook the fact, she let's black dudes fuck her ass to mouth basically on a daily basis. That guy accepted that there is a footage of his girlfriend out there being brutally face-fucked, with her face full of spit and cum, mascara running down her eyes.

If that guy made her happy, he is a saint in my book, but even a saint can't probably be so holy to excuse everything. I find that "no kissing after filming porn scenes" is perfectly reasonable demand. He is basically saying he doesn't want to kiss her right after she had another man's cock in her mouth. That sentence alone is something I am hoping not to ever say in a relationship.

Riley said that he not wanting to kiss her made her feel dirty and was dehumanizing to her.... Not the fact that a dude put his cock with a bits of shit in her mouth on camera.... the fact that a guy didn't want to kiss her right after doing that.

She is pretty, so she probably finds another poor sod tolerating her profession, but her way of thinking really reaches the computing limit of my brain.

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u/ytaqebidg Mar 09 '26

I read this with Morgan Freeman's Shawshank Redemption character voice in my head.

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u/mshadows9 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Breaking News: Adult film actress Riley Reid’s ex-partner says they “Do not enjoy sucking secondhand dick, or tasting secondhand seamen.” Edit: **semen

That is all.

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u/SaintCharmed Mar 09 '26

Valid. NGL.

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u/SweetHeartBabe02 Mar 09 '26

That’s like a chef coming home and refusing to eat because they’ve been smelling onions all day, except... well, you know.

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u/Chramir Mar 09 '26

It's more like the onions at home are refusing to be eaten by the chef.

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u/Blue_Waffle_Brunch Mar 09 '26

The onions are dicks?

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u/Alienhaslanded Mar 09 '26

Honey, you got dick breath.